My master is invincible

Chapter 193 Yang Coffin (46)

Just a few steps away, the first gong sounded, and then, there were bursts of terrified screams coming from the mourning hall.

I was a little puzzled, it was going smoothly just now, why did something happen suddenly?Turning his head to look, he saw that the whole scene was in chaos, and the surrounding townspeople shouted in horror, "It's a corpse!" 'While running in all directions, several people hurriedly bumped into me a few times.

I frowned, and looked towards the mourning hall. There were many people kneeling at the door, all descendants of the deceased and a group of sons and daughters. Liu Kai and the Feng Shui master were among them. However, they did not kneel, but squatted. there.

What's going on?I froze for a moment, and turned my gaze to the mourning hall, only to see that the mourning hall was in a mess. Somehow, the coffin was erected, and the deceased stood there like a living person, his eyes fixed on the front.

When I saw this situation, I was shocked. How could the coffin be erected? There is an unwritten rule in our industry, as long as the deceased has any abnormalities, we must investigate. Out of professional ethics, I suppressed my fear , hurried to the mourning hall.

What surprised me was that when I was approaching the mourning hall, the speaker was originally playing mourning music, but suddenly there was no sound, and there was a burst of 'Zi Zi' electric sound, which was extremely ear-piercing.

At this time, Jie Ba, Guo Fatty, and Lang Gao ran to me. Guo Fatty wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, grabbed my arm, and said, "Ninth Brother, why are you still in the mourning hall? This funeral has nothing to do with you." It doesn't matter, let's go now!"

As he spoke, he pulled me to walk in another direction, with a bit of strength at hand.

"Let go! It's a grievance with the living. We must respect the dead." I knocked off his hand and walked into the mourning hall.

As soon as I entered the mourning hall, I found a long wooden bench under the coffin. I don’t know what happened, but it broke and was crushed into pieces by the coffin.

However, from a physical point of view, the height of the wooden stool is only 60 centimeters. At such a height, even if the wooden stool is broken, the coffin will only be tilted, and it is impossible to stand upright.

But now the coffin has become like this. To explain it in the words of our Eight Immortals, there are only eight characters, and the deceased refuses to leave the world.

After thinking about this, I picked up three pillars of incense and seven pieces of yellow paper on the ground, lit them, and burned them on the side of the coffin. While burning the yellow paper, I spoke good words for the master.

The scene in front of him may seem a little scary to outsiders, but for Liu Kai who has been doing funerals for many years, it is not too scary. After all, he is a coffin bearer, and he has seen some weird things more or less.

He just froze for a moment, saw that I was burning the yellow paper, his face turned cold, he stood up from the ground, walked into the mourning hall, stood in front of the coffin, did not dare to look into the eyes of the deceased, pointed at me, and cursed: " Chen Jiu, you bastard, I've already finished the funeral, you're still going to burn the yellow paper, right?"

Some things are really evil, the moment his voice fell to the ground, the coffin didn't know what was going on, it moved suddenly, and fell down on Liu Kai with lightning speed. Leaning, it happened to cover Liu Kai in.

"Help!" Liu Kai's cry for help came from inside the coffin.

"Save me!" I yelled instinctively, stretched out my hand to grab the coffin and tied it up, and pulled it upwards. The coffin was too heavy to be broken by myself. I waved to Fatty Guo and the others, and shouted: "Don't just stand still!" Ah, hurry up and save someone."

"Don't save, this kind of person deserves to die!" Fatty Guo stood there, not only did not move, but held Jie Ba and Lang Gao's hands, meaning that they were not allowed to save people.

"Ma De, don't talk nonsense, we are the Eight Immortals, we should let go of personal grievances and handle the funeral of the deceased well." I was a little anxious and yelled at Fatty Guo.

He froze for a moment, and walked over reluctantly.

When the people at the gate of the mourning hall heard my voice, they seemed to have come to their senses, stood up, stood at the gate, trembling all over, and no one dared to come in.

After being stunned for about a minute or two, seven or eight people took a step forward, hesitated for a while, retreated, and then stepped out again. I have seen these people before, and they have been following Liu Kai, as if fighting in Guizi Village. pass me.

I didn't care about the hatred I had with them before, so I asked them to help break the coffin. This coffin weighs a thousand catties. How can the few of us be able to break it?

The few of us tried a lot, but we couldn't move the coffin, and Liu Kai's cries for help became weaker and weaker. It seemed that the situation was due to lack of oxygen. If we didn't move a little space, Liu Kai couldn't survive.

Ma De, what should we do? Once someone dies in the mourning hall, it will be a big murder. I took a look in the mourning hall, and for a while I couldn't think of anything to do, so I had to shout to those people outside the mourning hall, "Hurry up and help, if Liu Kai dies In the coffin, all of us present will be hit by evil spirits, so don’t think about it.”

What I said was to intimidate them. People are like this. As long as their own interests are not related, they will always look at things around them with the mentality of a bystander, so they have no choice but to threaten them.

Needless to say, as soon as these words came out, the gods and daughters of the deceased immediately rushed towards the mourning hall.Among them, the Feng Shui master was the fastest. He ran up to me, gave me a look, and said in Hong Kong-style Mandarin, "I hope you are telling the truth, coffin bearer."

I ignored him. I didn't like the feng shui master in front of me. It wasn't because he exposed me, but because of his tone, Ma De, what the hell, offended you by carrying the coffin?
Seeing that I ignored him, the feng shui master didn't speak any more. He grabbed the coffin with both hands and pushed upwards, his face was flushed, and he even exerted all his strength.

There are many people and there is great strength. This sentence is suitable no matter where it is placed. In just a minute or so, the coffin was lifted a little bit, and a strong rancid smell floated out from the coffin, permeating the mourning hall. The smell is very similar to the smell of dead fish corpses, and the smell is a little fishy.

I couldn't help but took a few steps back, how could it become so smelly?Logically speaking, the temperature in winter is low, at most a few degrees, and the corpse will definitely not rot like this after five days.What's more, on the day I left the mourning hall, the rancid smell was getting weaker and weaker. The situation should get better. How did it become like this?
At the moment when I was stunned, those who broke the coffin loosened their hands, pinched their noses and vomited one by one, and the sound of "wow" vomited endlessly.

Suddenly, there was a tragic cry of pain, "My feet!" It was Liu Kai's voice.

I looked up and saw that Liu Kai had half of one foot exposed, and the whole coffin was pressed against his ankle, which was bruised and almost crushed into bean cakes.

If I'm not wrong, it should be Liu Kai who saw the coffin being lifted and came out in a hurry. How did he know that a stench made everyone's hands loose, and he didn't have time to retract, and he happened to be pressed by the coffin.

(End of this chapter)