My master is invincible
Chapter 194 Yang Coffin
Chapter 194 Yang Coffin (47)
Seeing the situation, I yelled at the person who was vomiting, "Liu Kai's feet are under the coffin, lift up the coffin quickly."
They wiped the filth from the corners of their mouths, walked up to the coffin without saying anything, and asked me what I was doing.I found a wooden stick as thick as a bowl, and asked them to hold on to the coffin. I stood aside and shouted, "One, two, three, push hard."
After the coffin was lifted and a hole was exposed, I stuffed the wooden stick in to ensure that Liu Kai had enough oxygen to breathe. As for that leg, it seemed that there was no way to cure it. The coffin weighed a thousand pounds on it. The bones were all broken into pieces.
After stuffing the stick, I bent down and shouted into the coffin, "Are you okay?"
He let out a pain, and trembled, "Someone just grabbed my foot and put it under the coffin."
Hearing this, those present were startled, the Feng Shui master hesitated and said, "Someone really grabbed your foot?"
"Yeah! That hand was cold, grabbing my foot and pressing it there, even if I kicked hard, it wouldn't move." Liu Kai said tremblingly.
"Mom, what a ghost!" the feng shui master screamed, and immediately ran out, the speed is really rare that I have seen in my life.
As soon as he ran, those around him also ran, and after a while, there were only five people left in the mourning hall, me, Fatty Guo, Jieba, Lang Gao, and Ada.
Thankfully, I put a stick under the coffin.Otherwise, if they ran away, Liu Kai's life would be wiped out.
Seeing those people leaving, Liu Kai wanted to die, and begged in a crying voice: "Old lady Liu, I have no intention of disturbing your funeral, and I hope you will be generous, let me go, please."
I let out a sigh of relief, as long as people are alive, they are lucky, so I ignored him, and discussed with Fatty Guo and the others to erect the coffin.Finally, a method was determined, to build a bracket, tie it to the coffin with a dragon rope, and hang the coffin, so that Liu Kai could be rescued, and then the funeral could be held.
Afterwards, I asked Fatty Guo and the others to find trees to build supports, and I walked around the mourning hall a few times.
For the change of the coffin, in my opinion, it is all due to Boss Yu. According to normal funeral ceremonies, before the road is opened, future generations need to "silently filial piety", that is, kneel in front of the coffin for 3 minutes to repent for the ancestors. People are not good.
The place where the coffin fell now happened to be the place where the descendants silently mourned. This Liu Kai should have replaced Boss Yu. The purpose of the deceased was to cover Boss Yu with the coffin.
Some things are really strange. The deceased wanted to cover Boss Yu, and Liu Kai wanted to break my legs. I don’t know what happened in the middle, but it turned out that the deceased covered Liu Kai, and then used the coffin to break his legs. .
After thinking about it for a while, I couldn't think of a reason. I looked up at the entrance of the mourning hall, and Boss Yu's family knelt on the ground tremblingly and kowtowed.
I took a look at Boss Yu and said calmly, "Don't be afraid of death, just stay here. The next person to lie in the coffin is likely to be you."
To be honest, I don't want to remind him, but considering that Hu Qin is my mother's sister, Boss Yu is also my uncle in name, if I don't remind him, my parents will blame me in the future, and it's hard to explain.
He froze for a moment and didn't speak, his eyes fixed on me, he beckoned to me, motioning for me to come over.
I walked up to him and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Are you Hu Qin's nephew?" His voice trembled.
I nodded and didn't speak, waiting for him to finish.
He hesitated for a while, and said: "I will not lie to you while there are no outsiders here, when my lord mother died, I did use some tricks, just as you guessed, I planned to use my lord mother's funeral to raise money. "
Speaking of this, he paused for a while, glanced at me for a while, and said: "Since you are Hu Qin's nephew, you are also my nephew, and we are relatives, I am not polite to you, as long as you help me gather money , I will give you 300 million, plus a Hong Kong permanent residence permit."
"Father, how can you do this?"
"Old Yu, you are still determined!"
Yu Qian and Hu Qin's voices sounded at the same time.
"What do you women know? Men have no money and nothing. My business has been declining day by day. If it doesn't stabilize, I will go bankrupt within half a year." Boss Yu yelled at Hu Qin's mother and daughter.
"Even if you have no money, you are still my father! This can't be changed without money." Yu Qian pleaded: "Please, don't do those messy things about grandma's funeral, let grandma go smoothly. Let's make a way to bury him!"
Saying that, Yu Qian knelt down, and Hu Qin knelt down without saying anything, grabbing Boss Yu's foot with one hand.
I looked at everything in front of me indifferently, and sneered in my heart. Boss Yu has lost money, and he will do anything to gather money. Fortunately, the feng shui master should only know feng shui and know nothing about funerals. Otherwise, this so-called hundred It's not my turn to have a funeral, let alone so many things.
"If you think 300 million is too little, you can count it, as long as I can get it out, I will not be stingy." Seeing that I didn't speak, Boss Yu thought I thought the money was too little.
"Chen Jiu, please don't promise to take care of grandma's funeral so that grandma can leave with peace of mind." Yu Qian interjected.
With a 'snap' sound, Boss Yu raised his hand and slapped Yu Qian's face, and said angrily, "Go back to Hong Kong, don't be ashamed here. Is it worth it to lose a listed company for a dead man?"
Yu Qian covered her face and said sobbingly: "Father, the money in this world is endless, and the business problem is caused by your poor management on weekdays. You are all on your second mother, third mother and fourth mother. Please, don't beat grandma's body." It’s your idea, I beg you, I kowtow to you.”
"Old Yu, my mother-in-law's life is not easy. She gave birth to nine children, and you are the only one who survived. We future generations will never understand the pain in her heart. Please give up this idea. Business matters, As long as our family is united, we will definitely get better, please don’t believe what the Feng Shui master said, you have seen his reaction just now, Chun Sui is a cowardly charlatan.” Hu Qin hugged Boss Yu’s feet and wailed burst into tears.
I thought Boss Yu would listen to them, but how could I know that he kicked Hu Qin and said angrily: "Only you are a bastard, my company will decline day by day, it's all your fault! No matter what I decide , you are always blocking three things and four things, for a corpse, it is worth your mother and daughter doing this, whether it is the dead or the living is more important."
As he spoke, he raised his leg and kicked the huqin.
I couldn't bear to watch this scene anymore, so I kicked his foot away, and said angrily, "Do you fucking have any humanity? That is the mother who gave birth to you, raised you, and raised you up through all kinds of hardships. Her bones are not cold yet. You made such a beast!" For things that are not as good, I am really not afraid that the sky will strike you!"
"Hahaha... The sky thunder struck me, and I was so lucky that even if I strangled my mother, I didn't see the sky thunder strike me! Chen Baxian, if you don't help me, just give me a word. If you don't, I'll take it Go to the court to sue you with the contract!" Boss Yu became a little crazy.
"Grass mud horse, you bastard actually strangled my aunt!" Ah Da's furious voice came from behind me.
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Thank you again for your support to Xiaojiu. Without further ado, Xiaojiu invites the top ten brothers and sisters who are book fans to gather in Hengyang, a small city. I hope you don’t dislike it. (Note: Reimbursement of the round-trip fare, Xiaojiu pays the bill for eating, drinking and having fun)
(End of this chapter)
Seeing the situation, I yelled at the person who was vomiting, "Liu Kai's feet are under the coffin, lift up the coffin quickly."
They wiped the filth from the corners of their mouths, walked up to the coffin without saying anything, and asked me what I was doing.I found a wooden stick as thick as a bowl, and asked them to hold on to the coffin. I stood aside and shouted, "One, two, three, push hard."
After the coffin was lifted and a hole was exposed, I stuffed the wooden stick in to ensure that Liu Kai had enough oxygen to breathe. As for that leg, it seemed that there was no way to cure it. The coffin weighed a thousand pounds on it. The bones were all broken into pieces.
After stuffing the stick, I bent down and shouted into the coffin, "Are you okay?"
He let out a pain, and trembled, "Someone just grabbed my foot and put it under the coffin."
Hearing this, those present were startled, the Feng Shui master hesitated and said, "Someone really grabbed your foot?"
"Yeah! That hand was cold, grabbing my foot and pressing it there, even if I kicked hard, it wouldn't move." Liu Kai said tremblingly.
"Mom, what a ghost!" the feng shui master screamed, and immediately ran out, the speed is really rare that I have seen in my life.
As soon as he ran, those around him also ran, and after a while, there were only five people left in the mourning hall, me, Fatty Guo, Jieba, Lang Gao, and Ada.
Thankfully, I put a stick under the coffin.Otherwise, if they ran away, Liu Kai's life would be wiped out.
Seeing those people leaving, Liu Kai wanted to die, and begged in a crying voice: "Old lady Liu, I have no intention of disturbing your funeral, and I hope you will be generous, let me go, please."
I let out a sigh of relief, as long as people are alive, they are lucky, so I ignored him, and discussed with Fatty Guo and the others to erect the coffin.Finally, a method was determined, to build a bracket, tie it to the coffin with a dragon rope, and hang the coffin, so that Liu Kai could be rescued, and then the funeral could be held.
Afterwards, I asked Fatty Guo and the others to find trees to build supports, and I walked around the mourning hall a few times.
For the change of the coffin, in my opinion, it is all due to Boss Yu. According to normal funeral ceremonies, before the road is opened, future generations need to "silently filial piety", that is, kneel in front of the coffin for 3 minutes to repent for the ancestors. People are not good.
The place where the coffin fell now happened to be the place where the descendants silently mourned. This Liu Kai should have replaced Boss Yu. The purpose of the deceased was to cover Boss Yu with the coffin.
Some things are really strange. The deceased wanted to cover Boss Yu, and Liu Kai wanted to break my legs. I don’t know what happened in the middle, but it turned out that the deceased covered Liu Kai, and then used the coffin to break his legs. .
After thinking about it for a while, I couldn't think of a reason. I looked up at the entrance of the mourning hall, and Boss Yu's family knelt on the ground tremblingly and kowtowed.
I took a look at Boss Yu and said calmly, "Don't be afraid of death, just stay here. The next person to lie in the coffin is likely to be you."
To be honest, I don't want to remind him, but considering that Hu Qin is my mother's sister, Boss Yu is also my uncle in name, if I don't remind him, my parents will blame me in the future, and it's hard to explain.
He froze for a moment and didn't speak, his eyes fixed on me, he beckoned to me, motioning for me to come over.
I walked up to him and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Are you Hu Qin's nephew?" His voice trembled.
I nodded and didn't speak, waiting for him to finish.
He hesitated for a while, and said: "I will not lie to you while there are no outsiders here, when my lord mother died, I did use some tricks, just as you guessed, I planned to use my lord mother's funeral to raise money. "
Speaking of this, he paused for a while, glanced at me for a while, and said: "Since you are Hu Qin's nephew, you are also my nephew, and we are relatives, I am not polite to you, as long as you help me gather money , I will give you 300 million, plus a Hong Kong permanent residence permit."
"Father, how can you do this?"
"Old Yu, you are still determined!"
Yu Qian and Hu Qin's voices sounded at the same time.
"What do you women know? Men have no money and nothing. My business has been declining day by day. If it doesn't stabilize, I will go bankrupt within half a year." Boss Yu yelled at Hu Qin's mother and daughter.
"Even if you have no money, you are still my father! This can't be changed without money." Yu Qian pleaded: "Please, don't do those messy things about grandma's funeral, let grandma go smoothly. Let's make a way to bury him!"
Saying that, Yu Qian knelt down, and Hu Qin knelt down without saying anything, grabbing Boss Yu's foot with one hand.
I looked at everything in front of me indifferently, and sneered in my heart. Boss Yu has lost money, and he will do anything to gather money. Fortunately, the feng shui master should only know feng shui and know nothing about funerals. Otherwise, this so-called hundred It's not my turn to have a funeral, let alone so many things.
"If you think 300 million is too little, you can count it, as long as I can get it out, I will not be stingy." Seeing that I didn't speak, Boss Yu thought I thought the money was too little.
"Chen Jiu, please don't promise to take care of grandma's funeral so that grandma can leave with peace of mind." Yu Qian interjected.
With a 'snap' sound, Boss Yu raised his hand and slapped Yu Qian's face, and said angrily, "Go back to Hong Kong, don't be ashamed here. Is it worth it to lose a listed company for a dead man?"
Yu Qian covered her face and said sobbingly: "Father, the money in this world is endless, and the business problem is caused by your poor management on weekdays. You are all on your second mother, third mother and fourth mother. Please, don't beat grandma's body." It’s your idea, I beg you, I kowtow to you.”
"Old Yu, my mother-in-law's life is not easy. She gave birth to nine children, and you are the only one who survived. We future generations will never understand the pain in her heart. Please give up this idea. Business matters, As long as our family is united, we will definitely get better, please don’t believe what the Feng Shui master said, you have seen his reaction just now, Chun Sui is a cowardly charlatan.” Hu Qin hugged Boss Yu’s feet and wailed burst into tears.
I thought Boss Yu would listen to them, but how could I know that he kicked Hu Qin and said angrily: "Only you are a bastard, my company will decline day by day, it's all your fault! No matter what I decide , you are always blocking three things and four things, for a corpse, it is worth your mother and daughter doing this, whether it is the dead or the living is more important."
As he spoke, he raised his leg and kicked the huqin.
I couldn't bear to watch this scene anymore, so I kicked his foot away, and said angrily, "Do you fucking have any humanity? That is the mother who gave birth to you, raised you, and raised you up through all kinds of hardships. Her bones are not cold yet. You made such a beast!" For things that are not as good, I am really not afraid that the sky will strike you!"
"Hahaha... The sky thunder struck me, and I was so lucky that even if I strangled my mother, I didn't see the sky thunder strike me! Chen Baxian, if you don't help me, just give me a word. If you don't, I'll take it Go to the court to sue you with the contract!" Boss Yu became a little crazy.
"Grass mud horse, you bastard actually strangled my aunt!" Ah Da's furious voice came from behind me.
ps: It has been on the shelves for a month, and the results are very good. Thank you for your support for the genuine version. Xiaojiu is here to say thank you to everyone.
In addition, many friends said that Xiao Jiu's update is slow. The website stipulates that two chapters are updated every day to get full attendance. Xiao Jiu's daily update speed is about three chapters on average. In terms of speed, Xiao Jiu should try to be as fast as possible. Update the guaranteed three chapters. If two chapters are updated on the same day, they must be added the next day.
Here, Xiaojiu will hold a small event with everyone. The cycle is used as a unit. There are more than 1500 recommendation tickets per week, and 5 chapters will be added next week; more than 200 monthly tickets per week, and 5 chapters will be added next week; reward 8 More than book currency, a new chapter will be added for XX the next day. (Note: This activity is valid from August 1st to the end of this book.)
Thank you again for your support to Xiaojiu. Without further ado, Xiaojiu invites the top ten brothers and sisters who are book fans to gather in Hengyang, a small city. I hope you don’t dislike it. (Note: Reimbursement of the round-trip fare, Xiaojiu pays the bill for eating, drinking and having fun)
(End of this chapter)
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