my wife is god catcher

Chapter 537 What do you know about scholars?
The martial artist who knew how to draw did not come, but one who knew how to write came.

Although he didn't get any fame, this master's wonderful brushwork, especially the regular script and clerical script, is exactly as good as the 70-year-old scholars in the Imperial Academy.

It was none other than Ji Bingyan.

After Ji Bingyan arrived, Li Jinyu knew that the two big ships sent by Xia Ke Island picked up people from different locations, and Ji Bingyan took another route.

"Old Ji, I thought you weren't coming."

Li Jinyu laughed loudly and said, "Seeing this amazing and magnificent scenery, you, a talented man who has read a lot of poetry and books, would you like to compose a poem? Or write a long poem?"

Looking at Li Jinyu who was hugging left and right, Ji Bingyan said coldly: "No matter where you go, you will be surrounded by beauties, you are even more bastard than old bugs."

Logically speaking, it should be hugging left and right.

It's just that Li Jinyu's right arm is disabled, and it is still hanging on his chest with a splint, so he can only hug left and right.

Fortunately, Liu'er is relatively petite. If He Junqi were here, she would not be able to hold her with one hand.

Li Jinyu said: "If people don't flirt, young people are wasted. If such a beautiful scenery is enjoyed by one person alone, it would be a bit of a disservice. I want to swim with the beauty."

Ji Bingyan sneered and said, "You still want to be promiscuous with a broken arm, you are so elegant."

Li Jinyu said: "Old Ji, you are really wrong in saying this. Flirting is for newcomers, and all the people around me are old people. I call it nostalgia."

Ji Bingyan said: "Nostalgia? You are indeed a nostalgic person. I have confirmed one thing."

Li Jinyu said, "What's the matter?"

Ji Bingyan said: "There is no danger on the island, otherwise you would not be able to bring two beauties to the Knights Island while being injured. You are not someone who is looking for death."

Li Jinyu frowned and said, "Are you really Ji Bingyan? I told you a long time ago that there is no danger in Knight Island. Don't you believe me?"

Ji Bingyan sneered and said, "Believe it? You talk nonsense all day long. Who knows which sentence is true and which sentence is false? Believe you are asking for trouble."

With that said, Ji Bingyan turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, meet an old friend, why don't you talk about the past with me, why turn around and leave?"

"You are surrounded by beauties, I'm spoiling the scenery here, so I won't bother you."

Ji Bingyan said in her heart that if I were here, you might throw me into the lake in the heart of the island, anyway, there is nothing to talk about, so why don't you just go to the guest room to rest.

As for reciting poems and composing Fu, Ji Bingyan has no interest at all. That thing needs inspiration, and only when inspiration comes can there be a good pen.

Jiang Yuyan said: "Master Hou, you are also a great talent for poetry and wine, how about writing a poem?"

Li Jinyu pointed to Daoxin Lake and said, "Look at that Daoxin Lake. There is a small island in the middle of the lake. This thing is quite interesting. Let's use this as the title."

Both Jiang Yuyan and Liu Er knew that Li Jinyu had Liu Yong's vest, and they were looking forward to it.

Li Jinyu said: "Daoxin Lake, Huxin Island, there are water plants in Daoxin Lake, and there are algae on the water plants. Once you poke them, they will disperse. If you poke twice, the center of the lake is empty and lonely!"

Jiang Yuyan's face was full of confusion when she heard the words, Liu'er felt that she had stepped on shit, and thought to herself, what kind of shit is this?Ten-year-olds are better than this, right?

"It's called doggerel. It looks like nonsense, but it's actually catchy, but if you savor it carefully, it's..."

"But it still doesn't make sense."

Yan Shisan walked over from not far away, without feeling guilty about being a light bulb, and asked, "The poems you wrote, you didn't copy them, did you?"

Li Jinyu said: "How could it be plagiarized about scholars, what do you know, you fool?"

Yan Shisan said: "The people on the island are really strange, there are no guards at all, aren't they afraid that we will escape?"

Li Jinyu said, "You know how to run?"

Yan Shisan said: "You have already said that there is a profound swordsmanship inheritance on the island, I will definitely not leave, but others don't know, why don't they run?"

Li Jinyu said: "Can they sail the boat? When we came, we were pulling the boat by whales, and we pulled it non-stop for four days, and we couldn't confirm the route at all.

If you leave by boat rashly, you will either get lost in the sea or be overturned by wind and waves.

Besides, these people have ghosts in their hearts, and they are worried that Xia Kedao will plot against them, so even if they are told that they can leave by boat, they are not at ease about those boats. "

Yan Shisan said: "Let's not talk about that, I just look forward to tomorrow's arrival, so that I can see how profound the secret books hidden in the Knight Island are."

Li Jinyu rolled his eyes: "Then you should go back to rest immediately, so as not to disturb my good mood."

Yan Shisan said: "It's not me looking for you, it's your elder sister looking for you, saying that she has something to order."

Li Jinyu sneered and said, "Impossible. If my elder sister was looking for me, she would definitely come directly, or wait in the room for me to go back. I won't let others pass on the news."

Yan Shisan said: "Is there no exception?"

Li Jinyu said: "I can tell you very responsibly that even my father and mother did not make an exception for my elder sister, and the Knight Island is even more impossible!"

Yan Shisan left resentfully. He thought the waiting time was too boring and wanted to play tricks on Li Jinyu, but he didn't expect Li Jinyu to see through the moment he opened his mouth.

The rules of Yuchi's family are so weird!
Yan Shisan was more active, instead of going back to the room, he wandered around, and soon went to the kitchen.

Looking at the cook and servant who was making porridge, Yan Shisan said loudly: "This porridge is really delicious, can you give me a bowl first, let me taste the taste of Laba porridge."

"Sorry, the porridge is not ready yet."

Yan Shisan asked, "Is there any vintage wine?"

The servant said: "Yes, tomorrow's Laba banquet will open the fine wine that has been cellared for 30 years."

Yan Shisan said, "What about now?"

The servant said: "There are rice cakes and spring rolls here. If you feel hungry, you can eat some."

Yan Shisan joked: "Sir? Why don't you call me a hero? Don't I look like a hero?"

"Everyone in Jianghu knows that Yan Shisan hates being called a hero, how can Xia Kedao be hated by others."

Zhang San appeared beside him with a smile, and beside him was the tall and thin Li Si.

Yan Shisan said: "So it was the two of you. Jinyu said that you two are very interesting. Come on, come on, and spend a couple of times with me, or I will feel unhappy all over."

As soon as he spoke, Bai Zizai also came here.

A large part of the Laba porridge in Xiake Island is poisonous insects and weeds. Fighting poison with poison, removing toxins, and turning poison into tonic is a nourishing food for great tonic.

But before the cooking was successful, a large pile of poisonous insects and weeds looked murderous, and the hot iron pot was also colorful, and Bai Zizai became more and more annoyed the more he looked at it.

He reached out and grabbed a servant, and asked, "Are you cooking Laba porridge?"

The servant said: "Yes!"

Bai Zizai pointed to the iron pot and said, "Is this what you'll be drinking tomorrow?"

The servant said: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Bai Zizai was furious, grabbed the servant by his collar, and said sharply, "I'll cook you into porridge first!"

After all, he tried hard with both hands, trying to throw the servant into the iron pot, but he couldn't lift it up even if he exerted his strength again and again.

The servant said: "Old man, you are good at martial arts."

Bai Zizai snorted coldly: "Your martial arts are better!"

The servant said: "All the porridge cooks here are better than me in martial arts, and I am the worst in martial arts."

After all, he picked up a bunch of poisonous weeds, threw them into the green iron pot, and then stirred them with a big rolling pin.

Looking at the servants cooking the porridge, Bai Zizai knew that there was no way to make trouble at this time, and his chances of survival were getting smaller and smaller, so he couldn't help sighing, his eyes wandered around, and he happened to see Yan Shisan talking and laughing with the envoy of rewarding good and punishing evil.

Bai Zizai said in his heart that it is no wonder that you are not afraid, it turns out that you are all in the same group, and you poison and harm others, then don't blame me, an old guy, for not following the rules of the world.

He caught a few poisonous insects, looked at the direction, and shot at Yan Shisan. At the same time, he pointed into a sword. The Xueshan School's swordsmanship is all kinds of exquisite, all gathered in one sword.

At the juncture of life and death, Bai Zizai's potential bursts out. Whether it is to activate hidden weapons with a flick of a finger, or combine fingers to form a sword, it is the pinnacle of this life, even surpassing the foundation of internal strength.

In his opinion, even though Yan Shisan was well-known, he could not escape death in the face of a sneak attack by poisonous insects.

Unexpectedly, Yan Shisan raised his head and glanced at him, and pointed to the sword as well, using exactly the same moves as him, except that the strength and speed were far superior, and it was better to attack later and strike first, breaking all the latter moves with one sword.

Under Bai Zizai's horrified eyes, the flying poisonous insect was bounced back to its original position by Yan Shisan, and all the snow mountain sword techniques were broken, followed by a slight numbness on his neck.

He reached out to touch his neck, but no blood flowed out. Yan Shisan shaved half of his beard, which was only braided, which was regarded as a minor punishment and a major punishment.

It is not difficult to shoot poisonous insects with fingers, but it is ten times more difficult to bounce them back with sword energy.

Not to mention that Yan Shisan can flick away his poisonous insects and destroy his sword moves with just one sword strike. Whether it is a hidden weapon or a sword technique, it is beyond imagination.

Bai Zizai mistakenly thought that he would die this time, so he decided to try his best to defeat Yan Shisan, so he decided to try the martial arts of rewarding the good and punishing the evil envoys.

Bai Zizai let out an angry roar, roaring and punching Zhang San, his sandbag-sized fist turned into a claw, grabbing at the back of Zhang San's head, and at the same time stretching out his leg to touch Zhang San's left leg.

This move is called "Three Links of Falling Gods and Ghosts". It is a unique skill that Bai Zizai has practiced hard for decades.

Too bad he picked the wrong opponent.

Zhang San, who seems to be smiling, is practicing masculine martial arts, and the last thing he is afraid of is fighting with others.

Zhang San swung his palm, also grabbing the back of Bai Zizai's head, the move was as fast as lightning, although Bai Zizai's speed was not slow, how could it compare to Zhang San?
Bai Zizai lowered his head lightly, narrowly avoiding Zhang San's sharp claws, not wanting to hurt his step, but Zhang San stretched out his leg and stumbled, completely disrupting his steps.

Seeing that Bai Zizai was about to fall to the ground, Zhang San hurriedly stretched out his hand to support him, and said with a smile, "Your Excellency is the old man of the Snow Mountain School? We have no grievances or enmities, why should we do such a heavy hand? Do we have any negligence?"

Bai Zizai sneered and said: "I am Bai Zizai who is indomitable all my life. You can beat me to death, but you can't let me take that poison. Kill me!"

Zhang Sanqi said: "Master Bai, when did we say we were going to kill you? Where did we start?"

Bai Zizai looked at Yan Shisan: "I saw what you did, can you spare me?"

Yan Shisan wondered, "What is it?"

Bai Zizai said: "The few of you who went to the Xiake Island without fear obviously colluded with them, and I broke it just now, how can you not kill people to silence your words?"

Yan Shisan said: "Talking is collusion, you are talking to us now, is there collusion?"

Zhang Sandao: "Old Master Bai misunderstood, there are some things we can't say more about, and we will tell you everything in detail when the meeting starts tomorrow. I can assure you that we have no intention of killing Old Master Bai, you can rest assured."

Seeing that the three of them really did not intend to kill, Bai Zizai was a little relieved, and then heaved a long sigh.

His title of "No. [-] in boxing, No. [-] in swordsmanship, No. [-] in internal strength, and No. [-] in hidden weapons" was defeated by his grandson-in-law. His swordsmanship in hidden weapons was inferior to that of Li Jinyu Yan Shisan, and his fists and feet were inferior to those of Zhang San. many.

After all the calculations, these four titles can't be kept even a single word, it's really a pity.

Bai Zizai said in his heart, I have nothing to do and wandered around. Now that I have no name, even if I die, I will be full of depression when I arrive at the Hall of Yama.

After thinking about it again, a man is a real man, his name is earned by punching, not blowing.

Before dying, it is a good thing to know that you are a frog in a well, not a fool.

Seeing Bai Zizai heaving a sigh of relief and feeling relieved, the three of them felt that the old guy was driven crazy, so they hurriedly asked to send him back.

The people on Knight Island have their own schemes.

But no matter what the calculation is, there is only one day in the end. With the sun rising, the Laba porridge is cooked to the final stage, and you can drink porridge at night.

Li Jinyu was doing everything as usual, and even took her eldest sister to go fishing in Daoxin Lake, and barbecued while fishing.

Seeing Li Jinyu's calm posture, these martial arts practitioners also calmed down a lot. Shi Potian even took the initiative to help grill the fish. I have to say that Shi Potian's fish cooking skills are very good, better than Jiang Yuyan.

In the evening, servants came to invite someone.

The banquet was held in a cave, which was neither decorated with night pearls nor gold and white jade, only candles with the thickness of a calf's leg, which was rather rough.

This cave is very big, with hundreds of tables set up, it doesn't look crowded. Li Jinyu brought a lot of people, and they squeezed into the middle of the venue unceremoniously.

Li Jinyu, Yuchi Mingjing, Ximen Chuuxue, Ye Gucheng, Yan Shisan, Ji Bingyan, Jiang Yuyan, and Liu Er were divided into two rows and took all the good positions.

Others think that both left and right are going to die, and they don't fight for it, but Shi Potian feels hungry.

It wasn't that Xia Kedao didn't care about the food, but Bai Zizai felt that all the food was poisonous after looking at the porridge cooking kitchen, so he didn't allow Shi Potian to eat the staple food.

I ate some grilled fish in the morning, and at noon I just ate the elixir prepared by Bai Zizai, and my stomach growled with hunger.

Shi Potian didn't care much about other things, he just wanted to start the banquet quickly and try the Laba porridge from Xiake Island.

Life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in the sky, other things can be ignored, but food must be eaten.

(End of this chapter)