my wife is god catcher

Chapter 538

"Island Master Long and Master Mu of the Knights Island are honored to see the guests, and wish you all good health and longevity."

Accompanied by a shout, the voice of Ya Ya Cha Cha was suppressed, followed by two 90-[-]-year-old old men walking slowly, they were the two island owners of Xia Ke Island.

Everyone was curious about the identity of the island owner, but then they felt that the island of knights is not a thing.

Sending people to hell, what are you talking about, longevity and well-being?
There are also some who know the rules of the yamen, and they think that they will die, because this is a reminder.

In the prison, when you send a condemned prisoner to the execution ground, you will not say that you deserve to die, but you will say "Congratulations". The more festive you say, the more you will definitely die.

The jargon in the north is: "One tael of fat, parents are raising it for nothing, the front of the car is turned up, the king of Hades is smiling, XX, my brother congratulates you, there is a head for wronged people, and there is a root for everything. This is something you have cultivated yourself. Blessing!"

In fact, it was originally a beheading meal, and the imperial court allocated silver taels for that meal, which was very rich.

However, in order to earn money for drinking and gambling, the jailers cut off the severed food again and again, leaving only a piece of fat.

Others can be saved, but fat cannot be saved.

Because it is said that there are vicious dogs in the underworld, which will bite the wicked who committed crimes in the world, and the piece of fat that was eaten before death was used to plug the vicious dog's mouth.

Detaining people to the execution ground is an official duty, if you greedy all the fat, it is to forge a grudge against the dead.

The prison is the most filthy place, and all kinds of ghost things often happen. Most of the jailers are bold, but they still have some fear of gods and ghosts.

The heroes of the North, who knew these ways, mistakenly thought it was a meal with a severed head, but there was no fat, and said to you that you don't understand the rules, why don't you even give a piece of meat?

Li Jinyu said: "I have met the two island owners. They have picked a lot of fresh fruit and eaten a lot of sea fish in the past two days. Please don't blame me for ruining the scenery."

Hearing the words, the heroes said in their hearts that they were indeed cautious enough.

Xiake Island can poison food, but it can't poison all the fruits in the mountains and the fish in the sea. Wouldn't it be safe to eat these?

If I knew this earlier, I would also go fishing to pick fruit, so as not to be hungry for a day and not have the strength to fight with others.

Master Long Dao said: "Everything is born to support people, these are originally for eating, so why blame it?"

Yuchi Mingjing smiled and said: "That's good, I was worried about my younger brother's abrupt island owner, but since the two island owners don't blame me, I'm relieved."

There are two island owners, Longmu, who is very good at martial art management and is in charge of managing the Knights Island, while Island owner Mu concentrates on comprehending martial arts, appearing rather cold and serious.

This can be judged from the face.

Master Long Island has white beard and hair, kind eyebrows and kind eyes, but his complexion is like that of a child, like a fairy.

Master Mujima has a sparse long beard, more black and less white, and his face is full of wrinkles, more like a black-faced judge.

The Lord of Dragon Island stood up and saluted: "Brothers Zai and Mu are on a remote deserted island. Today, I am honored to see all the sages and sages. On the deserted island, everything is simple and crude. If there is any place where the hospitality is not good, please let me know." Forgive me, everyone."

Master Mujima said: "Everyone, please sit down."

Everyone sat down separately, and the deacons on the island came up one after another to pour wine and then serve dishes.

There are four dishes and four bowls on each person's table, eight-color dishes, chicken, meat, fish, and shrimp, all cooked to a fragrant aroma.

Especially those seafood, which are all newly fished out of the sea, big and plump, very fresh.

Li Jinyu flicked his sleeve lightly, and the Gentle Knife popped out of the sleeve, picked up a big crab, the Gentle Knife cut quickly, and quickly removed the crab meat.

Li Jinyu put the crab meat into a small dish and pushed it in front of Yuchi Mingjing: "Sister, please first."

A high-pitched voice came: "I have heard for a long time that Lord Li Hou is a hero, but now it seems that he is ruthless and ungrateful. Those people are really blind."

Yuchi Mingjing sneered and said: "Now my parents and elders are not here, my elder sister is like a mother, the food is ready, let the elders eat first, what's wrong?"

The man sneered and said: "Why did the elders eat first, but because they were worried that the food was poisonous, so I used you to test the poison.

Li Jinyu is the adopted son of Yuchi's family. When life and death are at stake, he uses his sister to test the poison. If this is in line with etiquette, is there any reason in the world? "

Li Jinyu said: "My wives and concubines have a miraculous doctor and a holy lady from Miaojiang. If you are worried about being poisoned and plotted against, why don't you take them with you?"

"Because you are worried, you only brought two little maids with you. You have feelings for your wives and concubines, but you are unkind to the two maids. You are really cruel."

Jiang Yuyan said: "Sir, what you said is wrong. We are Lord Hou's servant girls. No matter where Lord Hou goes, we should go with him. Why is it so unjust?"

Liu'er said: "A man is a real man, but he eats a crab but he chatters, are you still a man?"

In the time it takes to speak, Li Jinyu has already dismantled all the chicken, duck and fish meat, and gave some to Yuchi Mingjing, and some to Liu Er and Jiang Yuyan, leaving only two chicken legs.

The cave was quiet, except for the sound of Li Jinyu and others eating. Although there was no chattering, it was too quiet, and the sound of a needle dropping could still be heard.

Li Jinyu said: "The craftsmanship is good, but I still want to eat Laba porridge, so hurry up and have Laba porridge."

Island Master Long said with a smile: "Your Majesty is so proud, let's serve Laba porridge, come here, and serve porridge to all the heroes."

I saw steam rising from the hot porridge, and there were bubbles coming up from the bottom of the porridge. The whole bowl of porridge was dark green in color, which looked strange and indescribable.

In addition to rice, there are other things in the porridge that don't look like vegetables, or grass, some of which look like finely chopped tree roots, and some of which look like pressed cassava into flat slices.

Master Long Dao said: "Everyone came from afar, my island has nothing to respect, only a bowl of Laba porridge to offer.

The other medicinal materials here are all common, except for the blind 'Intestinal Broken Corrosion Bone Corrosion Heart Grass', which only blooms once every ten years, and the medicinal power will be manifested after flowering.

We waited for it to bloom, and then invited fellows from all walks of life to come here to share. It has been more than [-] years, please, please, you are welcome. "

Hearing this, Li Jinyu unceremoniously picked up the porridge bowl, and Xilihulu began to drink the porridge.

The Laba porridge on Xiake Island looks colorful and looks like poison, but it is actually clear and sweet, which is very suitable for Li Jinyu's appetite. I drank a bowl of porridge completely.

"Good porridge, really good stuff!"

Li Jinyu praised, and continued to use the gentle knife to peel fish, shrimp and crabs for the people around him. It's not that there are no special tools, but it's not as easy to use as gentle.

Thin as a cicada's wing, sharp and gentle, it can easily cut through the shell and pick out the flesh without any damage to the meat quality. It can be called the best tableware.

Li Jinyu drank the Laba porridge, and the people around him naturally drank it together. Shi Potian looked left and right, and saw that everyone had already drank the porridge, so he didn't care about Bai Zizai's obstruction.

Seeing Bai Zizai, he said to himself that in terms of arrogance, I lost again. The words "big hero" and "big hero" in the name must be deleted.

wrong!

The martial arts of the disciples of the Snow Mountain School are far inferior to those of the disciples of the Chivalrous Island, and if they cannot teach great disciples, they must be deleted even if they can be regarded as "Great Masters".

Going out to drink a bowl of porridge, there was a long list of names, but only "Heroes" remained. Bai Zizai turned his full of resentment into appetite, and he drank so loudly.

Ding Busi had always been dissatisfied with Bai Zizai, seeing that Bai Zizai drank it, he naturally drank with him.

Ding Busan and Ding Busi are brothers, and Ding Busi picked up the porridge bowl, so Ding Busan naturally had to drink it.

The people who had ridiculed Li Jinyu before saw that Li Jinyu drank the porridge without hesitation, and felt ashamed. He picked up the porridge bowl and drank most of it. Naturally, his friends also drank with him, which attracted more than a dozen people.

One pulled two, two pulled four, unconsciously, most of them drank the Laba porridge on the table.

Zhang San Li Si, the envoy who rewards the good and punishes the evil, once had a sworn friendship with Shi Potian. Although he didn't take it to heart at the time, he also made a vow to live and die together.

What's more, as disciples of Chivalrous Island, they knew that Laba porridge was a nourishing food, so they naturally walked towards Shi Potian with the porridge bowls without any hesitation.

Bai Zizai thought in his heart, if he drank this Laba porridge, he would surely die, if my sworn brother was poisoned, would I be able to drink the poison and live and die with him?

Since I have thought about it, no matter what choice I make in the end, it will be regarded as a loss of loyalty.

Chivalry does not separate families, since I have lost my loyalty, what right do I have to call myself a "great chivalrous man", it seems that this last title cannot be kept.

Bai Zizai became arrogant and crazy, known as the hero with the best swordsmanship, fist, internal strength, and hidden weapons, a great hero, a great chivalrous man, and a great master.

In a short period of time, the eight titles were deleted one by one by Bai Zizai. Not only did he not feel lost, but he felt a sense of relief as he let go of all burdens.

After all, these titles are just looking at the sky from the bottom of a well, and none of them are worthy of it. Now that I know my mistakes, I will change them and delete these titles on my own initiative. On the contrary, I have fulfilled my practice.

People have self-knowledge.

Know your mistakes and you can correct them.
Bai Zizai was able to do these two things, and among the hundreds of martial arts practitioners present, he already belonged to the top class.

After a while, everyone present drank porridge.

Some only drank half a bowl, while others, like Li Jinyu, a big-bellied man, drank seven or eight bowls directly.

It wasn't that Li Jinyu was greedy, but that besides eating by himself, he also had to feed the ice silkworms. Half of the medicinal power was absorbed by the ice silkworms, and he just ate some soup.

Li Jinyu is successful in physical training, how can he be full with a meal of Doumi and just some soup?
At the end of the meal, Li Jinyu ate up all the fat chicken and drunken shrimp at Yuchi Mingjing's, Jiang Yuyan's, and Liu'er's tables. If it wasn't for the elegant way of eating, which made people ignore the amount of food, they might be ridiculed as rice buckets.

The power of the medicine dissipated little by little, and Li Jinyu felt his body warm, and the broken bones that had been repaired by the elixir by [-]% or [-]% actually felt numb.

Through the flow of blood, Li Jinyu was keenly aware of the changes in the bones, and was very happy in her heart.

As the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to break the bones.

Li Jinyu is physically strong and successful in body training, and with the addition of many elixir, this time will be greatly shortened.

Even so, it is impossible to restore all combat power in a short period of time. Who knows that as the power of the medicine volatilizes, the concurrently cultivated divine illumination skill will play a role, quickly repairing the body.

With a thought in Li Jinyu's mind, the dense purple qi changed into a sitting ecstasy, a true qi that revived the emptiness, and then performed the mental method of one yang finger to repair the broken bone in his right arm.

At the same time, surging qi and blood swept up, providing sufficient energy for the continuation of the broken bones.

Then, passed out!
It's not about losing all consciousness, but entering a deep retreat. Once you encounter danger, you will reflect overwhelming power like a toad.

If it was an ordinary danger, the ice silkworm would react in various ways. Even if there were villains on the Knights Island, Li Jinyu would be able to wake up in time and kill the powerful enemy.

……

Knight Island, Houshan Cave.

The more than 100 people attending the banquet on the island are all lying in the cave at this moment, enjoying the blowing of the sea breeze.

After an unknown amount of time, Bai Zizai woke up tremblingly, followed by Ding Bu San Ding Bu Si.

The cave in the back mountain is quite gloomy, and it looks like a ghost gate. Ding Busi is a fool, and he couldn't help asking: "Bai Zizai, where is this? Is this the underworld? Are we all dead?"

Bai Zizai said angrily: "This is the underworld. Lord Yan said that those ghosts who want to take away wives and concubines will be fried tomorrow!"

Ding Busi said: "Put the oil on the pan tomorrow? Then what should I do today? I'm hungry, and I always call someone... Let me, this ghost, have a full meal? I'm so hungry!"

Ding Busan said: "I'm hungry too!"

Bai Zizai said: "Stop talking!"

Ding Busi pointed at Ding Busan: "Why don't you let him say that he's going to cook in oil tomorrow, even if he doesn't give food, he should let someone talk?"

Ding Busan said angrily: "Bastards! Those ghosts who want to take away wives and concubines will be put into the oil pan tomorrow, and they are obviously talking about you. They will fry you until crispy, then put them in the cauldron, add three catties of pork belly ..."

For these two idiots, Bai Zizai had no choice but to say: "Grandma, stop talking about you two bastards, I feel hungry too!"

Ding Busan's brain is relatively easy to use, he quickly came back to his senses, and said with a smile: "We know that we are hungry, which means we are not dead. How could a ghost know that we are hungry?"

Ding Busi said: "No, ghosts probably don't know pain, why can't they know hunger?"

Ding Busan raised his hand and gave Ding Busi a slap, and asked with a smile, "Does it hurt?"

Ding Busi's head was already dizzy, but after being slapped by Ding Busan, it turned into a paste. He shook his paste-filled head and murmured: "It hurts! It hurts!"

Ding Busan said: "It's right if it hurts, it means that I love you very much, I'm such a good brother!"

Ding Busi said angrily: "Bah! If you dare to hit me, you bastard, I will hit you back..."

The sound of the two morons arguing woke up everyone else, and the two island masters, Longmu, came hand in hand.

Looking at the two island owners who were smiling, everyone thought, what is so weird about this?
Li Jinyu and the others are not seen here. Obviously, they have all been killed. The Lord Longmu dealt with the masters, and then dealt with them. The more friendly the smile at the moment, the more ruthless the killing will be, so be careful.

Bai Zizai shouted: "You two, if you have something to say directly, why are you pretending to be a ghost?"

Island Master Longmu looked at each other and told the truth.

　Recently, I was obsessed with spelling, and before I knew it, I actually saved some manuscripts O(∩_∩)O
　　
　
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