I burn big seats in the countryside

Everyone at the dinner table had already started eating, and the scene was out of control, and the cold dishes were all empty.

The speed of serving food was also very fast, and the hot dishes were already served. Everyone couldn't help screaming because they couldn't imagine how delicious they were.

The sauced bones are discs as soon as they are on the table, and each person holds a large piece of bone. Don't talk nonsense, let's hug and gnaw to our heart's content, and listen to what the master of ceremonies is saying by the way.

The master of ceremonies stood on the stage, swallowed, and said with a microphone:

"On this auspicious day, those who are destined to gather in the small courtyard."

When the hostess spoke, no one looked up, they were all lowering their heads to cook.

At this time someone said:
"Come, come, eat, eat, pick up vegetables."

"Yes, yes, fortunately I came today, otherwise I would have missed it."

"No, me too. I was thinking in the morning that there was nothing in this village. I was so desperate that I didn't want to come. I almost didn't come. I came in the right way, otherwise I would be stupid. It's such a good meal to miss. pity."

"I just attended a birthday banquet yesterday, and there was no delicious meal on the banquet. This banquet meal is just like this. There is nothing to eat. Hey, don't say it, this is really fucking delicious. Thankfully I'm here."

"This dish is good. The chef looks professional, and he wears a mask and gloves."

"This team is what it looks like."

"It's really good to eat this fried river eel. It's spicy and doesn't have any earthy smell. It's really good."

"It's delicious. It's much better than those high-end hotels I went to for social gatherings."

"It's really delicious. I have to say, this taste is good."

"The chef is brought by the bride."

The master of ceremonies was still talking on the stage, but Zhang Xia and Hou Liang in the audience said anxiously:

"Why don't you finish talking, really, it's delaying my dinner."

"That's right, husband, you go, go up and tell her to tell her quickly, let's show up early and have dinner early."

"Okay, I'll talk to the cameraman and let him talk."

After finishing speaking, Hou Liang went directly to communicate with the eldest brother who took the photo, what was going on, why did the female emcee work so hard, didn't he tell her not to read the short composition, why did he do it again, and delay the cooking.

The elder brother who was filming got instructions from the newcomers, what they thought was what they thought, and they also wanted to go to the banquet as soon as possible, not wanting to waste time.

After the female master of ceremonies got the hint, she directly invited the newcomers without any transition, and then invited the parents of the newcomers.

At this time, Zhang's father was eating vigorously. He took a big mouthful of soft rotten elbow with skin, and his mouth was overflowing with juice. There was also fried chicken legs in the bowl.

At this time, Zhang's father didn't react at all, staring at the chicken legs in the bowl, eating the soft and rotten elbows.

People around me said while eating:

"Uncle, are you the woman's father? I'm calling you!"

Zhang's mother had already come to the stage, and she didn't notice at all. The lover beside her didn't follow, and she was still hugging the table to her heart's content. It really made people want to laugh helplessly.

Zhang's mother looked at her lover in the audience. He was eating very happily and didn't care about the people around him at all. He was really the chosen person to cook. Even if his daughter's marriage could not delay his cooking, she couldn't help but said in her heart:

'This foodie, why didn't I see it before, he still has such potential, what a shame. '

Zhang's father in the audience enjoyed his meal very much. When people called him, he also looked confused. What's wrong?What's wrong with me?
Just as I was about to speak, the master of ceremonies on the stage said again:
"I invite the bride's father to come on stage."

It was only after he finished speaking that he heard clearly that it turned out to be like this, it was the master of ceremonies calling him.

The person next to him couldn't help but smile and said:
"Uncle, are you still eating? Don't go up? No one else can replace this thing, go up quickly."

Father Zhang took a big bite out of the chicken leg in his hand, stood up, wiped his mouth with a tissue and said:
"Well, go up."

I muttered to myself:

'The man's family is getting married, what am I going to do, I'm really speechless. '

Complaining about why he was allowed to take the stage, this master of ceremonies is really looking for trouble.

After taking the stage, Zhang's father stood on the far side, so that he could go down and continue to hug the table later.

The people in the audience couldn't help laughing. Unexpectedly, Zhang's father is really casual. The father-in-law looked at Zhang's father, and felt the same way. Unexpectedly, he was so casual. In the system, he is two years taller than himself level of leadership.

Seeing that he is at ease, I feel more fortunate. In the future, my son will be taken care of by his father-in-law, so he will definitely not be bad.

The whole ceremony of marriage was originally one, but it was forcibly divided into two groups. Etiquette is etiquette, and cooking is cooking, and they have nothing to do with each other.

All the dishes in the kitchen have been gone, and today's food delivery process is the fastest, even the aunt who is helping the cook can't help but say:
"It's really amazing. Today, these people seem to be rushing to eat."

"The food is also fast. Look at the speed. This is the first time I've seen it."

"Look at the table, the plates are all empty."

"That's not right, look at this posture, one is more powerful than the other, look at the old ladies, usually walking with ink marks, at this critical moment, look at the eating, they are really powerful."

"That's right, look, those who usually say they have no teeth are not soft-spoken at all when they eat meat."

"This time the elbow is delicious, and the meat is soft and rotten. You can eat it as soon as you inhale it."

"Look at the scene of people eating, each of them is really a remnant of food."

The aunts who helped the cook were all commenting on the food everyone ate. At this time, Xiaoling said:

"Look at you, how dare you comment on others, you all gobbled up your food, and you still don't forget to comment on others while talking, quietly, when you talk, only bones and sticks are left, I can't even I didn't even eat the skin."

Xiaoling complained dissatisfied, she originally wanted to eat her elbows, but she didn't expect these aunts and aunts to eat very quickly one by one, and they used the chopsticks very well, they were all characters who were steady and precise, and she didn't take a bite Grab a meal.

I really can't stand their comments anymore, it's like they don't eat what the old grandma said.

After Xiaoling finished speaking, she held the last rib on the table and looked at the aunts.

When the aunts heard what Xiao Ling said, they unconsciously belittled the most, and all of them shut up instantly.

Yunxi put a piece of river eel in Xiaoling's bowl, and said:

"Eat vegetables."

Then said:

"Today, everyone is really saving face. I am very happy to see that your food is so delicious. What the chef likes most is that people eat their own dishes, and try to eat CDs as much as possible."

One sentence from Yunxi directly broke the embarrassing situation, Xiaoling looked at Yunxi and said:
"Sister Yunxi, you eat too."

The dining table returned to the previous scene, eating and drinking to their heart's content.

After Zhang Xia and the others finished speaking, they immediately returned to their seats, instead of toasting, they were busy cooking.

Hou's mother watched everyone eating, and originally wanted to say, don't eat, let's toast first, otherwise we will make fun of you.

Mother Hou is a person who pays great attention to the details of etiquette. She always thinks of entertaining the guests first and eating herself last.

Mother Hou looked at Zhang Xia and Hou Liang at the dinner table, and said in a low voice:
"Children, let's wait for dinner, let's toast first, what do you think?"

After finishing speaking, looking at the son and daughter-in-law who were eating meat and vegetables, the two of them are now full of food, so they directly omitted the toast.

Father Hou looked at his lover who was still seated and said:
"Everyone doesn't have time to pay attention to the details of your etiquette. Look, everyone is busy eating. Now it used to take up everyone's time. We have said that everyone eats and drinks well. After eating and drinking, we should toast, etc. We used to eat together, the children were hungry too, we didn’t eat in the morning, we ate first, the toast waiter said, let’s eat first.”