The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 308

Some people who have seen people who are sober in the world are all saying things like "slender, powerful, young and handsome".

Lin Yi continued to scroll down, and the description of the sober Rong Zun in the world took up a large section.

Until the Taoist priests of the Ming and Qing Dynasties privately @Lin Yi: "Mr. Lin, are you Mr. Jin?"

Lin Yi hesitated for a while before answering: "Yes."

The Taoist priest of the Ming and Qing Dynasties was about to go crazy, but he didn't dare to get angry, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "Mr. Lin, the vegetarian restaurant I have at Shangqingguan is no worse than the one at Dajue Temple."

Lin Yi replied: "I know, but I just like the feeling of stealing food." And he didn't owe favors.

Ming and Qing: "..."

Lin Yi privately sent a message to Master Changkong: "I heard that there are ghosts coming to seek revenge in Shangqing Temple?"

Master Changkong replied: "Thank you Mr. Lin for your concern. I thought it was a ghost at the time, but later I found out that it was a pine spirit who had practiced in the temple for many years. Because of the long-term influence of incense, I have cultivated some spiritual wisdom. The treasure of Niangniang Temple After the clothes were stolen, these tree spirits also started to make trouble, and even cooperated with the ghosts in the mountain to harm the pilgrims. Fortunately, Mr. Lin and Mr. Liu set things right, and Baoyi returned to the Niangniang Temple in time, so these tree spirits and mountain spirits who caused trouble did not continue to make trouble. "

……

Liu Si's brain circuits are indeed extremely clear. Although he was overwhelmed by the threat of Mad Rat, he reluctantly agreed to the conditions of Chu Jian and Master Daxing, stopped making trouble, and moved to Xihai.But another harsh condition was put forward.

"Liu Si really likes playing the protagonist Xiao Fenghuang, and wants to be that protagonist's immortal."

Everyone in the group was stunned, @林伊 one after another, asking him what to do.

"Koi, we all know that you are an atheist and don't believe in these supernatural powers. But, if a big black snake comes to you one day, you must hold on, and don't be scared to pee. "

Lin Yi was very upset.

This group of people actually didn't care about his life or death, but instead laughed at him, it was simply inhumane.

Lin Yi replied: "Is there really a basilisk in this world?"

Hei Niu quickly @Lin Yi: "If you want to be called a great immortal, don't say the word "spiritual monster", you will be retaliated."

Rooster, gopher and others also echoed.

Only the Ming and Qing Dynasties @Lin Yi: "Don't be afraid of koi, you are a messenger of justice, all evils cannot invade, and you don't need to be afraid of mere Liumen. I support you to be tough and strong."

Others in the group @明清, called him uneasy and kind, and said that the koi did not offend you.Although koi do not believe in ghosts and gods, there is no need to connotate others.

Ming Qing was very aggrieved: "What I said is obviously the truth. The koi are so powerful, it's no problem to deal with a mere Liumen."

Goshawk, Mad Rat and others jumped out to criticize Ming and Qing.

"Although the koi carp is powerful, it doesn't have the ability to deal with evil spirits. Don't mislead people. We should quickly find a way to get Liu Si to give up his idea of ​​being a koi family fairy."

Chu Jian, who never talks in the group, also @Lin Yi: "Don't listen to their nonsense. Liu Si really wanted to be your fairy family, but I refused for reasons. You can film your movie with peace of mind."

Lin Yi hurriedly asked what reason @战健 was looking for.

Before Chu Jian could answer, Mad Rat, Goshawk and others had already answered.

Mad Rat replied: "It's still the Chu bureau that is powerful, and actually said that you are timid and afraid of snakes in your life. If you are scared to death, how can you continue to play Xiao Fenghuang? Liu Si really has a special liking for Xiao Fenghuang. It means that I will not be your fairy family."

Hei Niu Gopher and others beat Chu Jian's horses.

"Chu bureau is really powerful, this is a good excuse!"

"As expected of the Chu Bureau, it is a high-rise building."

Hei Niu @林依道: "However, Liu Si also said that he will appear in your dreams, so you have to be mentally prepared."

Lin Yi: "..."

No, he was most afraid of snakes in his life.

Hei Niu continued @林逸: "Be careful, why don't you go to Dajue Temple for a while?"

People from the third branch of the operation also expressed their agreement, saying that they are not afraid of what happens, but they are afraid of what happens.

If you don’t regret and don’t move, hurry up @林依: "Liu Si has already promised not to set foot in Dajue Temple again, Koi, it is indeed safer for you to live in Dajue Temple."

Mingqingmingyang@不恨不动两人: "Stop looking down on koi, I'm betting with my head, if Liu Si dares to appear in front of koi, he will definitely be headshot by koi."

Confused @明清两人with no regrets: "You two seem to have an obsessive confidence in koi."

Ming and Qing sent a series of laughing emoticons: "Of course, I am optimistic about the strength of koi."

……

Ming and Qing privately @林依: "Mr. Lin, Liu Si doesn't look like he's joking. It's possible that he might actually fall into your dream. You have to be mentally prepared."

Lin Yi replied: "Understood."

"By the way, Mr. Lin, I have another question. Last time you dealt with Rakshasa girl, your fan was very powerful. Why don't you use it to deal with Liu Si this time?" Take it to the next level?

Lin Yi thought for a while, and randomly found a reason.

"Liu Si is too weak, I'm afraid I'll slap him to death."

Ming and Qing: "..."

Bai Jie who just saw this sentence almost burst out laughing.

The highest state of pretense is none other than the master.

……

Thinking that Liu Si might still fall into his dream and be his guardian fairy, Lin Yi was so scared that he couldn't help it, so he decided to act first.

On the premise of not using the Five Brightness Subduing Demon Fan, he would never have beaten Liu Si.

So Lin Yi took all his pets, and called Lao Cao, Zhang Ran, Jiang Chao, Mr. Liu and other priests who had a good relationship with him on weekdays, and went to Liu Si's cave in Beihai together.

Standing on the shore of the artificially built embankment in the North Sea, the night wind is quite pleasant tonight, and the lake is clear and calm.

Lin Yi asked Eldest Prince Liu and Chang Shishi: "Are you sure Liu Si is still here?"

Chang Shiyi, who has a human head and a snake body, covered his stomach that was still a little full with his slender wrist, and replied, "It's not wrong, I ate so much brown sugar from you, Master, it would take a few days to digest it before I can move." Even she, Half a month ago, I only ate more than ten incense sticks and a chicken weighing seven or eight catties, and I am still a little bit full now.

Mr. Liu, who also has a human head and a snake body, said: "Chang Shishi is right. Liu Si ate so much brown sugar, at least it would take ten days and a half months to digest it before he can move. He also knows his weakness. In the future Before I completely digest the food, I won't leave the cave easily."

When dealing with Liu Si that day, Mr. Liu still made great efforts. In order to escape from the snake's mouth, he cut off the snake's tail twice.

The mages and the members of the Operation Department all expressed their gratitude to Mr. Liu for saving his life. Today, they organized a group to burn incense and pay homage to Mr. Liu at the Niangniang Temple during the day.With the supply of incense and wish power, Mr. Liu was able to recover some mana.But his broken snake tail couldn't grow back for the time being, and once he turned into a human body, his legs would be in pain.

Looking at the half-human, half-snake Young Master Liu, Lin Yi quietly walked away from him.

Although he knew that Mr. Liu was a rare and good snake, he was still in awe.

Old Cao held up his mace carelessly and said, "It's no secret that Liumen likes to overeat. After overeating, he can't move for days on end. If that's the case, it's even more important to take advantage of his illness and kill him."

Other ghosts and gods also echoed.

But the problem is, Liu Si is hiding in his cave, how can he get down?
As ghosts and gods, you can't go into the water, unless you are a priest who specializes in water areas and has its own water-avoiding BUG.

Lao Cao suggested: "The area of ​​Beihai is not small. There should be a river god, right? Why don't you call out the river god and let him lead the way."

Yin General Jiang Chao said: "There is indeed a river god in Beihai, but I heard that after Beihai was occupied by Liu Si more than a hundred years ago, this river god of Beihai had to move. Hearing the news of this person, he has been hard to find since now.”

Lao Cao said disdainfully: "The majestic river god can't even beat Liumen? It's too good."

Jiang Chao explained: "As a river god, I don't have much ability, but the unique river seal of the river god is the only magic weapon. It can call the wind and rain, and it can call the water of a lake for its own use. Liu Si's force No matter how high the value is, how can it beat the official magic weapon like Zhenhe Yin? The main reason is that the river spirit is weak, and he is afraid of Liu Si's fierce reputation, so he dare not confront it head-on, and takes the initiative to avoid its front. "

"The majestic river god, it's too embarrassing to have his old lair taken over!" Lao Cao said disdainfully.

Lin Yi asked again: "Are there other priesthoods in charge of water?"

Zhang Ran replied: "Yes, the third brigade of the City God's Soul Seduction is dedicated to the task of seducing souls in the water area. The captain Wang Bin and I also have a good relationship. If the sober brother can use him, I will call him right away. You condemn."

"Thank you, Brother Zhang."

Wang Bin, the captain of the No. [-] Hooking Team of the Capital City God, rushed over quickly.

Wang Bin did not wear the uniform of the errand, but a formal dress of the Qing Dynasty, wearing a small round cap, a big braid behind him, a gray gown, a fan in his hand, and a gray and sparse three-horned beard. It is three inches long and looks like a scholar in the late Qing Dynasty.

The ghost shook the water stains on his body, and bowed to Lin Yiwen politely: "Wang Bin, the captain of the No. [-] Squad of Haunted Soul, the little city god, has met Mr. Sober. Good luck, Mr. Sober."

Lin Yi bit the bullet and cupped his hands and said: "Captain Wang, the waters are cold and cold, so you have to work hard from afar."

Wang Wenbin said respectfully: "My lord's life is sober, even though he is going through fire and water, Bin will not dare to resign."

Listening to the other party's polite words, Lin Yi had a headache. This water ghost must have lived for hundreds of years, right?
Seeming to see Lin Yi's confusion, Zhang Ran explained with a smile: "Brother Wang is forty-nine years old. He was a scholar in the Qing Dynasty when he was alive. After his death, he worked as an errand in the underworld. It has been more than two hundred years now."

Wang Wenbin shook his fan, then cupped his hands to Zhang Ran and said, "Brother Zhang is a few dozen years younger than me, and I have been employed for hundreds of years, and he still remembers my life. Bin admires him very much."

Knowing that he needed to go into the water to find Liu Sidong's house, Wang Bin shook his head like a rattle.

"I have heard a lot about Liu Si's fierceness and stubbornness. A sober adult is powerful and famous all over the world, so he has no fear of Liu Si. However, my mana is low, and Liu Si is like a group of ants' ears in front of Liu Si. Liu Si can swallow huge things with his bloody mouth. If you swing a giant whip at your tail, we'll all be pulverized."

Unexpectedly, Wang Bin was afraid of Liu Siruhu, this was unexpected by Zhang Ran, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

It was Lao Cao who was well versed in the mind of ghosts, so he threw a gold ingot and said, "What are you afraid of? Liu Si has been beaten by the sober mind of the world, and because of overeating, he can't move, and his force value has dropped drastically. At the end of the crossbow. You only need to take Chang Shiyi to Liusi cave, and don't care about other things. Are you afraid of this?"

It is true that money can turn ghosts.Wang Bin held the gold ingot, smiled happily, cupped his hands at Lao Cao, and said, "If Master Cao says this, I will never refuse to die as an official."

Chang Shishi is the only immortal who can go into the water. She transformed back into a snake body, revealing her high protruding belly and broken tail.

Seeing this, Young Master Liu showed a startled expression: "Changmen is tall, so he is not afraid of breaking his tail, but you broke it too hard, right?"

For the tail-docking survival technique, one needs to cut off a three-inch tail, and Changmen's tail was broken so badly.If it is broken further up, it will affect the legs.Although it is possible to use spells to recover after tail docking, it will take a long time.Therefore, Liumen will not cut off the tail of the snake unless it is absolutely necessary.This Changmen took advantage of his length and docked his tail several times, he was looking for a dead end.

Chang Shiyi glanced at Mr. Liu's scarred severed tail, and said proudly: "It has been broken seven times."

Young Master Liu: "..."

"Admiration!" Seeing Chang Shiliang's white scales and black eyes, Mr. Liu said insincerely.

After Chang Shishi got into the water, Mr. Liu asked Lin Yi: "Where did you find the wonderful Changmen? You are so proud of the broken tail!"

Lin Yi said: "Chang Shishi said that her severed tail can be regenerated, so there is no fear of it."

Mr. Liu was once again surprised: "Liumen Changmen's tail can indeed be regenerated. But breaking one's tail once is equivalent to abolishing ten years of self-cultivation. This Changmen doesn't seem to be very old. He has been broken seven times in a row, isn't it? Self-defeating 70 years of skill? I must have lied to you."

Lin Yi was puzzled and said: "Is the eldest son exaggerating? It is true that Chang Shixi has cut her tail many times, but she has not seen any damage to her skills? She even told me that her cultivation base has increased slightly recently."

"After docking the tail, can you still increase your skill greatly? Is there such a good thing?" Mr. Liu was shocked again.

After a while, Wang Bin flew out of the water, shaking the water stains on his body, his hair and clothes were dry and waterless, as if he hadn't entered the water this time, but just walked around outside.

"Who is the spiritual pet of Mr. Lu Xing? He dared to directly negotiate terms with Liu Si, and Liu Si actually agreed. Bin is very impressed."

The spiritual pets curled their lips collectively, no matter how powerful Liu Men was after overeating, he was no more than a paper tiger, and he was not at the mercy of others.If it wasn't for their inability to dive, how could it be the Sangmen's turn for the credit that was delivered to their door?
But Wang Bin didn't know these things, he really thought that Changmen was powerful, he was worthy of being a sober spiritual pet in the world, as expected, if there is a master, there must be a servant, and he admired Lin Yi even more.

Zhang Ran and Jiang Chao also envied and hated Lin Yi, so it's okay to have a strong backing, but they are also powerful.It's fine for me to be good, and the immortals I raise are also more powerful than one.It's really more ghost than ghost, mad ghost.

Lao Cao was the only one who knew what was going on here, but he and Lin Yi were grasshoppers on the same rope, of course it was impossible to tell, so he could only wink and smile at Lin Yi.

Lin Yi took out a few gold ingots, sent Jiang Chao, Zhang Ran, Wang Bin and other ghosts away, and after they left, he also sent some incense sticks to Mr. Liu.

"The Eldest Young Master is still running around because of my wounds. I really feel sorry for him. This incense is bestowed by my teacher, so I will borrow flowers to present to the Eldest Young Master as a token of my heart."

The incense made by Lin Yi made all the immortals happy, and the "beautiful fragrance" in the world was not spared. Although he restrained himself very well, the hissing sound from his slender nose had already betrayed his heart.

"Thank you sober sir for the incense! I am very grateful. If you have any errands in the future, just ask and leave."

Mr. Liu turned into a puff of smoke and left.

Lin Yi looked at the lake, wondering why Chang Shiyi didn't go ashore, when suddenly the hem of his robe was caught, and he kicked him subconsciously.

(End of this chapter)