The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 326 Liu Si: You Deceived Me So Hard
The Liumen rely on their hearing to determine their position and their sense of smell to determine their direction, so their hearing and sense of smell are quite sensitive.

Lin Yi: "..." He covered his lips and lowered his voice, "Nonsense, you watch my TV every day, don't you hear me familiar?"

"No, it's still not quite." Under the night, Liu Si's thousand-degree eyesight was really difficult to see people, but he also believed in his intuition, decided to return to his human body, put his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and then looked at Lin Yi carefully.

Lin Yi calmly shouted: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy?"

Liu Sisi circled around Lin Yi twice, pushed the mirror on the bridge of his nose, and stared at Pang Haidong again.

Pang Haidong hid behind a big tree: "..."

Liu Si snorted, came to Pang Haidong, and snatched the hat from his head.The burning sensation from the hat made him subconsciously throw the hat far away.

Pang Haidong screamed: "How can you lose my hat!" He hurried over to pick up the hat and put it on his head.

"I don't have the same body shape, the same temperament, and the different voice." Liu Si came to a conclusion, suddenly grabbed Pang Haidong's clothes, and said fiercely, "Tell me, where is the sobriety in the world?"

"I, I, I..." Pang Haidong left his feet off the ground, frightened half to death, "Lin Yi, save me!"

Lin Yi pointed at Liu Si with the golden whip, and shouted: "Let him go!" He rushed forward and beat Liu Si violently.

Liu Si hurriedly threw Pang Haidong aside, and started having sex with Lin Yi again.

The two of you came and went for several rounds, and finally Liu Si suddenly roared: "You are sober in the world!"

Lin Yi's hands froze slightly, and then he recovered as before, and hit Liu Si on the back with a whip: "You misidentified the person."

Liu Si was knocked down to the ground by a whip, and regained his snake body. The snake body squirmed desperately, and roared in grief and indignation: "You still lie to me, you are sober in the world, you big liar."

Although he was short-sighted and couldn't see people's faces clearly, Lin Yi's movements and martial arts moves to fight him with a golden whip were exactly the same as those sober in the world.In addition, Lin Yi's body shape and voice are exactly the same as the sober people in the world.

Pang Haidong let out a long sigh of relief, finally, there is no need to keep secrets anymore.He turned to look at Wang Yuexin.

The latter looked blank, and asked Pang Haidong back: "What did Master Liu say? Who is sober in the world?"

Pang Haidong: "...You heard it wrong, no one is sober in the world." Suddenly, he felt that it is fun to be serious and deceive people.

Lin Yi still wanted to make a dying struggle, but Liu Si was already yelling curses, and the snake tail slammed on the ground, crying very sadly, scolding Lin Yi as a big liar over and over again, cheating him so hard, making him a clown for so long.

Lin Yi scratched his head, thought for a while, and shot at Wang Yuexin.

The two of them were shocked at the same time, and quickly hid.

Lin Yi came to Wang Yuexin and slapped him, and Wang Yuexin passed out.Pang Haidong was left trembling alone.

"No, no, you can't blame me, I really didn't expose your vest..."

"I know." Lin Yi pointed to Wang Yuexin, "Take him back to the hotel."

"Oh, oh, good, good." Pang Haidong carried Wang Yuexin on his back with difficulty, and turned back after a few steps, "When he wakes up..."

"It's just a dream." Lin Yi said lightly.

"...Oh, yes, it's just a dream. This dream is particularly weird."

Lin Yi turned his head to look at Liu Si again, and found that this guy had slipped away at some point, so he shook his head helplessly.

"Liu Si, didn't you say you will be my pet if you lose?"

The only answer to him was the sound of the leaves blown by the night wind around him.

The vest was exposed, and there was no need for the immortals to hide it anymore, and followed Lin Yi openly.

"Hee hee, the master deceived this Liumen so hard, I guess I will have no face to appear in front of the master in this life." All the immortals thought so.

Lin Yi thought to himself: This is also good, from now on my ears will be quiet.

……

The next day, when Wang Yuexin saw Lin Yi, he said excitedly: "Lin Yi, you you you you you fought with Master Liu last night, who won in the end?"

Lin Yi replied: "Last night I had a ridiculous dream. I saw a man in black asking me to compete. In the dream, I was so strong that I beat him to death. Later, the man turned into a big black snake." , I was so brave in my dream that I was not even afraid of snakes."

Wang Yuexin: "..."

Everyone: "..." They all heard from Wang Yuexin that Master Liu was going to compete with Lin Yi in his dream, but they didn't expect to actually do it.

Lin Yi said again: "This dream is really scary. After I woke up, I also found it unbelievable. Director Wang, how do you know that I dreamed of fighting with someone last night?"

Wang Yuexin was confused and at a loss: "I went to dinner with Pang Haidong last night, and when I came back, at Pang Haidong's instigation, I opened my eyes and saw that you were fighting with a man in black."

Lin Yi laughed: "Director Wang, it seems that you are sleepy, and you can't tell the difference between dreams and reality. You were deceived by Pang Haidong."

"I……"

Lin Yi said again: "Pang Haidong is the one who loves tricksters the most. Did he take out a transparent glass bottle and say that you can see the dirty things if you put it on?"

"Yes."

"It's a hallucinogen, which is specially used to make people whole. You think about it every day and dream at night. Under the effect of the hallucinogen, you can see the scene where I fight with a snake. In fact, but It's just that you have thought about it before, so under the effect of hallucinogens, you immediately have hallucinations."

"...Really?" Wang Yuexin began to waver.

"Of course it is...really. Pang Haidong is too wicked, he likes to use hallucinogens to torture people. Don't be fooled by him next time. Otherwise, dreams and reality will be indistinguishable, and you will really go insane." Lin Yi, who was about to continue fooling Wang Yuexin, suddenly saw a familiar figure standing at the door, glaring at him fiercely, had to swallow the words that followed, and hurriedly dismissed Wang Yuexin perfunctorily.

But Liu Si didn't do it, strode forward, and said loudly: "You big liar, I want to expose your true colors." With lightning speed, he touched Wang Yuexin's eyelids.

Lin Yi: "..."

Wang Yuexin felt his eyes go dark and blur, and when he blinked again, he saw a ferocious face, and he backed up a few steps in fright.

Liu Si pulled him in front of him, and said fiercely: "See clearly, you are not a dream, but a reality."

"No, no, no, I must be dreaming!" It was too scary to see Liumen in broad daylight.

"Then you can pinch yourself to see if it's realistic."

Wang Yuexin pinched himself hard, and cried out in pain.

"It's reality, it's reality..." Wang Yuexin was about to cry.He's really going insane, woohoo, I don't want to be the Chosen One anymore.

The nearby staff and the assistant director looked at Wang Yuexin in confusion: "Old Wang, what are you talking to yourself?"

Lin Yi grabbed Wang Yuexin's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Director Wang was beaten up by Pang Haidong last night. The reality and the dream are still unclear. I'll take him to have a rest first. Is that okay?"

"Oh, no problem, anyway, I don't have your role for the time being." Today's play, the assistant director and the executive director can complete it alone.

So Lin Yi held Wang Yuexin's shoulders, and the two brothers entered the rest room arranged by the crew for Lin Yi.

As soon as he stepped into Lin Yi's room, Wang Yuexin was shocked again, because on the recliner where Lin Yi was resting, there was actually a big white snake with black spots coiled up.

And this big snake was staring intently at the mobile phone on the bracket. She Xinzi tapped the screen of the mobile phone from time to time, and could vaguely hear the words "I'm sorry".

Lin Yi glared at Chang Eleven.

Chang Shiyi decisively shuttled off the reclining chair, rolled up the phone with a broken tail, and went to the corner to continue fighting the landlord, and also rolled away the bracket on which the phone was placed.

Lin Yi looked at Wang Yuexin who was so frightened that he was about to go stupid, sighed, and said to Wang Yuexin: "Director Wang, look at me, everything that happened just now was an illusion..."

"Oh, hallucinations, yes, it's all hallucinations." Wang Yuexin quickly closed his eyes, ready to get rid of all the horrible pictures he saw in his mind.

But Liu Si didn't do it, pinched him, and shouted: "It's not an illusion, he lied to you."

Lin Yi grabbed his collar and said ferociously, "Is your skin itching again?"

Liu Si pouted his neck and said: "You have deceived me so hard. Now you still want to deceive him, how can you bear it?"

Wang Yuexin quickly opened his eyes, closed them again, and said, "It's all hallucinations... hallucinations..."

Lin Yi sighed again, pushed Liu Si away, pointed at him, and wanted to threaten him, but seeing the hideous look on his face, he was also frightened, so he quickly comforted him: "Don't be angry, I didn't mean to lie to you of."

"You deceived me so hard." Liu Si roared.

"I didn't just deceive you, I also deceived everyone. Look, Director Wang, if you continue to be fooled by me, you must be insane."

Wang Yuexin: "..." It's all hallucinations, yes, it's all hallucinations...

Liu Si took a look at Wang Yuexin, feeling a little better, but still growled: "I don't care, you cheated me so hard, you have to make it up to me."

Lin Yi ignored him, and blew to Wang Yuexin: "Close your eyes, it's just an illusion."

"Oh, that's right, it's all hallucinations." Wang Yuexin closed his eyes obediently, muttering words.

Liu Siyin laughed, and when Lin Yi wasn't paying attention, he quickly blew on Wang Yuexin.

Lin Yi looked at Liu Si: "...how do you want to compensate?"

"I will be your guardian fairy!"

Wang Yuexin: "..." Is it the kind of Baojiaxian I imagined?Is it the kind that needs three sticks of incense to wait on him every day, morning and evening, so that Bao Jiaxian will not lose his temper?

"Baojiaxian can't, you can only be a pet."

"Fart!" Liu Si roared like thunder, "I am a majestic Mr. Liu Si, the incarnation of a real dragon, condescending to be your baojiaxian already thinks highly of you. I want me to be a pet..."

Lin Yi said without raising his eyebrows: "Be my spiritual pet and sign an equal contract!"

He signed an equal contract with his pets.

"You have the guts to say it again!" Liu Si roared like thunder, and when he regained his snake body, the snake letter danced wildly at Lin Yi, "Boy, do you live too long for your life? Or do you no longer have any nostalgia for this world?" ?”

"One piece of incense every day." Lin Yi resisted the strong reaction to the snake, and took out a piece of incense and handed it to him.

Liu Si swallowed his saliva, regained his human body, snatched the incense, put it in his nose and sniffed it impatiently, his tone was not as fierce as before, but he still said in a vicious voice: "One incense is too little, at least Get ten."

Lin Yi passed another incense stick to Guoyun: "Be my spiritual pet, two incense sticks a day, and sign an equal contract."

"Boy, I'm really going to get angry!" Liu Si was so furious that he turned into a snake again, with its mouth wide open.

Wang Yuexin trembled with fright: "...It's all hallucinations, it's all hallucinations, yes, yes, it's all hallucinations..."

　Chapter numbers always get mixed up, and can't be changed after upload.In the future, I will not write the number of chapters at all.

　　Picking chapter names is also a bit of a headache.

　　Liu Si: You have hurt me so much
　　Wang Yuexin: It's all an illusion
　　After thinking about it, I still feel that Liu Si has more comic effect.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)