The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Although Chang Men also wanted to call Chang Shixi to him for admonishment, he thought that Chang Shixi would not be favored by a sober adult in the world, and Chang Shiyi was the one who stayed because of his shamelessness and playing the sad card, and there was no need to show off. With confidence, I had to eat in silence.

As for the white gate...

Lin Yi sat on the VIP seat and looked at the four gates calmly. He knew Hu Huang Liu Chang, and he could guess their roots just by looking at the appearance of these great immortals.

But sitting in the corner, huddled and enjoying the popularity, the old man and the three young people who are obviously incompatible with the surrounding immortals, who are they?

The old man and the three young men looked cowardly, with glasses on the bridge of their noses. They were clearly sitting on the Eight Immortals table with their backs to the crowd. They were really out of place.

Following Lin Yi's gaze, Lao Cao explained: "That should be the White Gate."

Huang Da, who was drinking with Lin Yi, also looked over and laughed: "I didn't expect the old man of the Bai family to come. I thought the Baimen wouldn't come."

"White Gate and Yellow Gate are not on good terms?" Lin Yi asked.

Huang Da replied: "It's not disharmony, it's just that the White Gate rarely interacts with the other major immortal gates. So it's really surprising to see the White Gate at Xiaoxian's appointment ceremony today."

Lin Yi asked again: "Baimen...doesn't he like dealing with others?"

Because he is Lin Yi's pet, Hu Qi, who still has a bit of face in Lin Yi's place, came over somehow: "This Baimen is not only not friendly, it is a child with autism. He has been staying in the deep mountains and old forests, rarely Communicate with the outside world." And with Lin Yi, Baimen's habit is not only autistic, it is simply the ceiling of social terror.

And the cultivation method of the White Gate is also very different from the four gates, which can be regarded as suicidal practice, so the population of the White Gate will wither. If the country has not listed the White Gate as a third-level protected animal, it is estimated that the situation will be even worse.

Of course, the white gate has been miserable enough among the four gates.

Hu Qi's adjectives are very apt, this Baimen hardly speaks to the four gates, even if the Huangmen took the initiative to talk to him, the young Baimen turned around and faced the wall, but he didn't talk directly to the Huangmen, so angry that the Huangmen rolled up his sleeves to hit him.But Baimen didn't fight back, and directly turned into his original form, erecting thorns all over his body, Huangmen had no way to attack, so he had to leave resentfully, and even said "pooh": "What a death gate!"

Lin Yi was delighted to see it.

In addition to the four gates, Wu Hua, who occupied the entire table by himself, also seemed out of place.I saw this guy occupying a table by himself, eating and gnawing wildly, rolling his eyes with the Huangmen next door from time to time and saying: "Don't be arrogant about your Huangmen, Feng Shui will take turns, and after 30 years, it may be my turn." The Great Immortal is the endorsement of the Empress Temple."

This remark angered Huangmen, everyone knew that Sifeimen was a crow, he only said bad things but not good things, fearing that his curse would come true, so he immediately surrounded him and decided to beat this guy up.

Wu Hua was not afraid at all, and immediately opened her throat: "Master, help me, the Huangmen is going to kill me!"

Owner……

Huangmen's heart trembled, and they realized that this dead flying gate was also the pet of a sober adult in the world.

It is said that it is still a pet recognized by a sober adult in the world, and its status is quite detached.

Seeing all the gazes coming, Lin Yi said angrily: "Shut your mouth, no one will say you are dumb!"

Seeing Huang Men's solemn expression, Hu Qi giggled and scolded Wu Hua, "Didn't you listen to the master? Shut up quickly, I didn't think you were dumb!" Hehe, Huang Men didn't dare Clean up the black paintings, I dare.

Huang Wu quit, and scolded Wu Hua unwillingly.

With me, Huang Wu, in the Huangmen, there's no need to be afraid of Wu Hua, a cheap Feimen.

Chang Shishi also felt that the opportunity had come, so he quickly scolded Wu Hua a few words to erase his sense of existence.

Wu Hua used one against three, but he didn't show any fear at all. After scolding Hu Qi, Huang Wu, and then Chang Shiyi, he didn't show any repetition.

"Hu Qi, you are dead, do you want to quarrel?"

"Huang Wu, you sand sculpture, the last time I just cursed you into a turtle bastard, isn't it enough?"

"Chang Shiyi, you loser, why don't you obediently be your corner? How dare you come to mess with you, Uncle Wu? Believe it or not, I will beat you back to your original shape with just one word?"

Lin Yi's face was full of black lines, and he warned: "Wu Hua! If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I will slap you?" He also warned Hu Qi and others, "Shut up, too!"

"But master, this bitch's mouth is too bad." Huang Wu said angrily.

To actually curse their Huangmen feng shui rotation is simply too vicious.

After so many years, Huangmen finally came out for the first time, and before he had time to show off, he was cursed, can he not be angry?

Lin Yi comforted him: "Don't have any experience with him. When you go back, you will be deprived of his incense for ten days."

"Long live the master!"

But Wu Hua quit: "Master, you're going too far, you're too eccentric, I don't agree with it!"

Lin Yi's tone was cold: "Say one more word, and you'll lose one month's incense."

Wu Hua quickly shut her mouth.

Having eaten Huang Da's inauguration wine, it also confirmed the relationship between Dongyue Yinsi and Huang Da. The two parties will continue to cooperate and work together for a better tomorrow!
……

The next day, Lin Yi got up early and rushed to Linglu Mountain. He is now the tourism image ambassador of Linglu Mountain, and he will go to the mountain to shoot a promotional video under the arrangement of the director.

It happened that the Linglu Mountain Niangniang Temple held an event, and now there are many tourists on the mountain. When Lin Yi arrived, the tourists were already crowded.Everyone heard that the famous artist Lin Yi would come to Linglu Mountain to shoot a promotional video today. Many fans came to the mountain, wanting to have a close contact with their beloved idol.

When Lin Yi arrived at the foot of Linglu Mountain, he couldn't walk, because the front was already surrounded by fans.Fortunately, Lin Yi was well prepared and greeted fans along the way, asking everyone to follow stars rationally.

"Everyone wants to chase after me on the screen. In reality, I really have nothing to chase. In reality, I may also play tricks. What if I find out that I am still a big guy? Destroy your eyes?"

Lin Yi's self-deprecating words amused everyone, and the fans took the initiative to get out of the way, but took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Thanks to Lin Yi's hard work in the early stage, the fans also maintained their rationality and did not behave like idiots.Even Lin Yi only watched from outside the cordon during the filming.

Lin Yi was wearing an off-white gown from the Republic of China period, with a stand-up collar, combed back hair, and gold-rimmed glasses. He looked like a scholar who had read poetry and books during the Republic of China period, refined and handsome, personable, elegant and gentle.

Not only the fans were drooling, but Liu Si, who followed along the way, was also fascinated, staring at Lin Yi obsessively in the dark.

Seeing this, Hu Qi who was at the side suddenly took a plan and said to Liu Si: "It's so far away, can you see clearly?"

"It's a little unclear."

"Then take a closer look."

"Forget it, it will disturb this kid's work. I'll just watch TV then."

"Stupid, how can a real person enjoy watching TV? Don't you think the master is more handsome than on TV?"

Liu Si thought about it too, and sure enough, he climbed a certain distance forward.

Hu Qi said again: "Closer, closer, you can see clearly when you get closer."

Lin Yi stood under the pine tree, posing according to the director's request. Fans, the photographer's lens is flashing quickly.A big black snake also appeared in the camera, and the sound of gasping for breath rose and fell.Pairs of terrified eyes stared at the big black snake only a few centimeters away from Lin Yi, and many people were so nervous that they almost fainted.

Lin Yi also noticed something from the eyes of these people, turned his head subconsciously, and saw a black snake head, spitting a snake letter, staring at him with cold snake eyes, so he couldn't do it, he subconsciously slashed at it , slapped the black snake on the head, "Why are you here to join in the fun, get out!"

Liu Si was slapped, and he was dizzy from the beating. The snake body fell from the tree trunk, and then quickly shuttled away.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, put the heart that jumped into their throats back into their stomachs, and then burst into enthusiastic cheers: "My brother is mighty, he dares to beat a snake!"

Lin Yi: "..."

Then, the news about Lin Yi slapping the big black snake away when he was filming at Linglu Mountain made headlines again.

This time, there are videos with the truth. Various versions of videos are flooding the Internet. There are videos taken by fans themselves, and there are also official videos from various angles. Then they are taken by those big V and senior entertainment journalists who specialize in entertainment. The snake-drawing movements from all angles are mixed and cut together, which looks more enjoyable.

In the video, Lin Yi's pupils dilated after seeing the black snake, and he could feel the tension of suffocation across the screen.But the next moment, the scene of Lin Yi slapping him was so mighty and domineering.The scene where the black snake was directly thrown away, its head hit the tree trunk, and then the whole snake body fell to the ground, and then fled in a hurry, added countless comedy.Netizens also assigned various emoticons and inner activities to Black Snake: "The most aggrieved snake in history!"

"I just came out to chase after a star, who did I provoke?"

"This man is not easy to mess with, I'd better slip away."

"Humanity has deep routines, so I'd better go back to the countryside."

And Lin Yi's words, "Why are you here to join in the fun, get out of here!", have also been played out in various stalks, and netizens have made fun of them, saying that Lin Yi is mighty, he does not panic when he encounters snakes, he is really awesome .

Some netizens who are not fans of Lin Yi saw this video and couldn't help but leave a message to express their opinions, and they laughed so hard that their stomach hurts.This snake didn't even know it in its dreams, but it was actually slapped by humans.

Netizens are playing all kinds of memes on the Internet, and Lin Yi is still working on filming in Linglu Mountain.

Also because of Liu Si's appearance, the staff of the scenic spot were also nervous for a while. They hurriedly hunted grass everywhere to scare the snakes, sprinkled realgar on the road, and beware of poisonous snakes. If they bite someone, it will be fine.That big black snake was poisonous at first glance.

After being slapped by Lin Yi, Liu Si resentfully turned into a human body and hung on a big tree that people couldn't see. He gritted his teeth with hatred and swore to himself that you, Hu Qi, can run away like a monk, but can't run away from the temple.Gai laughed again and again.

"This Liumen is really stupid."

"Liu Men has always been stupid, you just know now?"

"I, Huangmen, am still smart. I never take the initiative to appear in front of people. Human beings are the most hateful and cruel. Only by staying away from humans can we live for a long time. This Liumen, stupid and stupid, deserves to be slapped."

"You said that Liumen took the initiative to expose himself, will it cause us trouble?"

"It's really possible. Hurry up and notify the boss, call all the fairy families, and drive this idiot out of Linglu Mountain."

"It's not enough just to get rid of Linglu Mountain. Humans won't let it go. We should capture Liumen and throw it directly to humans, otherwise all the immortals in Linglu Mountain will suffer."

"exactly……"

Liu Si became more and more angry when he heard it, and turned into a snake body, quickly slid down the tree, and bit the yellow gate with his huge mouth open.

Huang Men was also alert. Seeing such a big black snake, he knew he was no match, so he quickly farted and ran for his life.

"It stinks to me." Liu Si was almost fainted by the stench, and this stench was blown by the mountain wind, and many people also smelled it, and were nauseated again and again.

Lin Yi also smelled it and almost vomited.

The faces of the management committee of the scenic spot are all green. Didn't you read the imperial calendar when you went out today?So many pilgrims and tourists have been stigmatized like this, who will come to Linglu Mountain to play in the future?

Lin Yi, who was almost nauseated by the stench, immediately understood that it was the fart of the weasel. Although he didn't understand what was going on, he quickly explained to everyone: "Everyone, don't panic, it should be the fart of the weasel. It is estimated that the weasel met the fart." Natural enemy, that's why I farted and ran for my life."

Lin Yi's explanation not only failed to comfort the members of the management committee, but turned even darker.

Weasels are not a good thing. Many people don't like weasels because they are very evil. If you accidentally mess with them, you will suffer endless reprisals.

If tourists know that there are weasels in Linglu Mountain, who will come to Linglu Mountain for consumption?

But as soon as Lin Yi finished speaking, a red fox jumped on Lin Yi.

Lin Yi thought it was another surprise in the mountains, and subconsciously slapped him.

"Ah!" The onlookers covered their mouths.

"Oh..." came an angry female voice.

Lin Yifang recognized that it was Hu Qi, because the scream was so familiar.

Hu Qi got out of the grass, and stared at Lin Yi aggrievedly.

Lin Yi also felt a little sorry, squatted down, touched her fox head, and said, "Didn't it hurt you?" He was too aware of his strength.

"Hmph!" Hu Qi said aggrievedly, "I'm acting for you, don't be ignorant."

Lin Yi: "..." It suddenly occurred to me that this guy, like Bai Jie, is also a proper career cancer, and it is still in the advanced stage and hopeless.

Fans who had been staying not far away to watch Lin Yi's filming even wore filter halos, saying that my brother is so handsome, and even the fox was fascinated.And also directly admitted, "Oh, I am a big fan of my brother."

The director suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly said: "The actors continue to interact with the small animals, and the photographers, everyone takes their positions."

Lin Yi had no choice but to squat down and hold Hu Qi's hairy paw.

Seeing the red fox rushing into Lin Yi's arms, the fans were even more excited. Many professional fans had already thought up their lines: "What kind of luck am I? I'm lucky to see my brother being thrown into the arms of a wild fox. Slightly slightly!"

When the members of the management committee saw the red fox, their expressions changed. The fox appeared in the scenic area and jumped into the arms of the actors. It was indeed a major publicity point.

Seeing that everyone was almost done shooting, Hu Qi jumped off Lin Yi and burrowed into the grass.

The first thing Lin Yi did was to pat his body, it smelled so strong of body odor, and hoped that this custom-made robe, which cost more than 1 yuan, would not be stained with body odor.

Hu Qi, who was heartbroken: "..."