The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 347 Everyone is drunk, I wake up alone

Liang Jingbo also looked at Lin Yi with his mouth slightly open.

After not seeing him for many years, Lin Yi seems to be doing well in the underworld. His hat has changed from six gold rings to four gold rings, and his uniform has also changed, which is both cool and cool.

As soon as Lin Yi finished speaking, two figures, one black and one white, emerged from Wang Yuemin and Su Zhenwen.

The black figure said: "You can't blame me, I was also forced, he was the one who went to the human body first."

The white figure said: "So what if I fucked? Are you coming to bite me?"

Lin Yi and the black figure acted at the same time, one wielding a mace and the other whipping a golden whip.

In a one-on-one situation, the opponent can still be tough with Lao Cao.

Now that it has become two hits, the opponent can only be completely abused.

"The person surnamed Cao is sober in the world, you two despicable and shameless people, if you have the guts, let's single out!"

Lin Yi and Lao Cao stopped at the same time and looked at each other.

Old Cao said, "Come on, beat that bastard until he can't even recognize his mother."

Lin Yi looked at him quietly.

Old Cao bared his teeth: "We are partners, if you don't help me, why don't you help him?"

Lin Yi tilted his head to look at him, and smiled: "Remember, this time the magic weapon will be handed over to me."

"Damn it, you're too black-hearted." Lao Cao yelled.

Lin Yi had already swung the golden whip, and started having sex with the opponent.

Tang Xiaohui opened her mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time before she said, "Lying on the grass, Lin Yi is so good at fighting!"

Liang Jingbo quickly pinched her, and Tang Xiaohui understood, and quickly added: "It's amazing that you can fight so well when you are sober in the world."

I saw Lin Yi swinging the golden whip, opening and closing, swallowing everything, and with a sweeping gesture, he beat the opponent back steadily.It wasn't until the other party yelled for mercy that Lin Yi stopped.

"Tie it up!" Lin Yi ordered coldly.

Four foxes and a white snake immediately turned into human shapes, and took out ropes to tie each other tightly.

The other party struggled and shouted: "You can't tie me. I'm a yin general in the capital area of ​​Jiuyou Difu, and I'm a fourth-rank god. The world is sober, you and I are on the same level, you have no right to tie me up."

Hu Qi kicked him and scolded: "You are defeated, why are you talking so much nonsense!"

The opponent poked his neck in dissatisfaction and shouted: "I didn't play well just now, let's fight again."

Bai Jie sneered and said, "It's not like a child is playing house, and doing it all over again? How long have you lived? Can you say such things? Are you ashamed?"

The other party yelled angrily: "You took advantage of the ghost's danger, you took advantage of the emptiness, you are despicable and shameless."

Hu Qi smiled and said: "Why are there so many nonsense? Are you not convinced? It's right if you are not convinced. My aunt specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction." There was another round of punching and kicking.

The other party was beaten until black smoke rose from his body, but he was still cursing viciously.

Seeing him scolding so badly, Lin Yi said impatiently: "It's so noisy, shut up!"

Hu Qi immediately picked up a lump of garbage and stuffed it into the opponent's mouth.

Because of Lin Yi's joining, Bai Wuchang's army was soon defeated and retreated steadily.

The black impermanence started to beat the dog in the water with howls.

Lin Yi yelled to stop.

Sure enough, Heiwuchang put away the mourning sticks and all retreated to the side.

Lin Yi pointed to the Western Underworld, which was still fighting in the corner: "Since you still refuse to stop, let's fight to the death!"

Although the four guards are all Western ghosts, they have been with Lin Yi in the past few years and have fought many fights. In addition, Lin Yi bought them top-notch equipment.With top-level equipment in hand, it is no problem to deal with this group of western envoys.Soon, the gang of ecstasy messengers were beaten so loudly that they had to beg for mercy.

The Western envoy was still dissatisfied, and shouted: "You Eastern Underworld is too much, what about the hospitality you promised?"

Because the other party spoke English, Lin Yi also replied in English: "Do you also deserve our hospitality?"

"You emissary, what's your name? What is your position? I'm going to your superiors to complain about you. Let me tell you, we entered the Eastern Territory with integrity through diplomatic means. We are not ordinary emissaries."

In the past two years, the Eastern and Western underworlds have been communicating and negotiating on the ownership of the dead souls of people of their own nationality who died on each other's territory.

Although there has been little progress, everyone has reached a preliminary agreement on the ownership of the dead souls.

That is, once an important soul of one's own country dies on the territory of another country, the messenger of the underworld of one's own country can use diplomatic means to enter the other country's territory in a fair manner and take away the soul.

Lin Yi looked at Lao Cao.

Old Cao scolded: "Although Xiao Boen has a Western nationality, he has long been my Eastern nationality, so he naturally belongs to my Dongyue Yin Division. What does it have to do with your Western Underworld?"

Lin Yi translated it in English.

But the other party refused to do it, and said forcefully: "Xiao Bowen is a native of my west, and after death, he must return to my western underworld."

Then he added: "Hurry up and hand over Shawburn's dead soul to us, or I will complain to your higher authorities."

Lin Yi said coldly: "I'll say it again, Xiao Boen has already become a citizen of his own country, and his soul will naturally return to my Dongyue Yinsi after death. If you don't accept it, just let him come here." He raised the golden whip in his hand.

Tang Xiaohui whispered: "Wow, Lin... When did you become so domineering?"

Liang Jingbo also stared at Lin Yi intently. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, it would be hard to imagine that this man seemed to have changed his face in the underworld.

Here, Lin Yi said impatiently: "I'm trying to reason with you, but if you don't listen, don't blame me for being rude. Hit me! Hit me to death!"

The four soldiers immediately swung their weapons and drew towards them, and a group of Heiwuchang from Dongyue Yinsi also rolled up their sleeves and raised their mourning sticks to surround them.

Damn it, these western devils beat us together just now, now it's our turn to express their anger.

There are only a few envoys in the western underworld, not enough for Wuchang to beat them up, and they even have to line up and take turns to beat them up, otherwise they won't even be able to squeeze through.

After the beating, Wuchang, who will come to things, specially saluted Lin Yi: "I have seen Mr. Sue. If you hadn't come in time, we would have been finished."

Other Heiwuchang also said that it was thanks to the lucid adults who arrived in time.

Bai Wuchang at the side knew that there was someone sober in the world, and they ran away again in vain. One of them said bitterly: "It's you again, it's you again, you are sober in the world, you are a shit stirrer, you are a supervisor, It’s not that it’s impermanent, is it meddling in other people’s business?”

Lin Yi looked over, and said slowly: "I passed by here, and found that there was a human being who was impermanent, and almost killed him. Shouldn't I take care of it?"

The other party was speechless for a while.

Lin Yi pointed to Wuchang who was bound and gagged by the great immortals, and asked Lao Cao, "What's the name of this ghost?"

Lao Cao replied: "Zhang Bochang, the yin general in the capital area of ​​Jiuyou Difu, is the fourth-rank god."

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then sneered: "You are a yin general, why did you come out to seduce souls?"

Zhang Bochang's mouth was blocked, he could only stare at Lin Yi angrily, sobbing, but he couldn't speak.

Lao Cao came to his senses and said, "That's right, why are you a dignified yin soldier general doing seductive work? This is an interdepartmental action, and it violates the rules."

Lao Cao's face was covered with a smile after being beaten more and more black and blue, and he picked up Zhang Bochang, "Let's go, let's go to your inspector's hall and talk about it."

Bai Wuchang panicked, stepped forward to stop them, and said all good things, saying that Xiao Boen's soul was not restrained, and it was handed over to Dongyue.They knew they were wrong, and hoped that Mr. Cao would let them go in large numbers.

But Lao Cao was not forgiving, and insisted on going to the inspector's hall to ask for an explanation.

Lin Yi, on the other hand, advocated forgiving and forgiving, and let Zhang Bochang go.Just let the other party leave quickly.

As expected, Bai Wuchang and others ran away completely.

Lao Cao pointed at Lin Yi's nose and cursed: "You two hundred and five, a great opportunity is in front of you, you actually became a saint, you..."

Lin Yi said abruptly: "What about your accusations of being a human being?"

Lao Cao was like a duck that had been strangled in the neck, and his voice was silenced immediately.

After a while, he murmured: "It was also forced by him, I just followed suit."

Lin Yi sneered: "When people make mistakes, you make mistakes too. Is this what you call learning from others?"

Lao Cao didn't say anything anymore.

Lin Yi glanced at him, and whispered in his ear: "Remember my magic weapon."

Lao Cao almost jumped up, and was about to start cursing, but when Lin Yi glanced at him, Lao Cao lost his momentum again.

"You black-hearted guy, you just love to take advantage of me."

Lin Yi smiled, seeing that the Western envoys had been beaten to the point of crying for their parents and begging for mercy, so he stopped.

Lin Yiju looked at them condescendingly, and said in English, "Now, tell me, where should Shawn's soul return?"

The other party wiped the black blood from his face, and said reluctantly: "Forget it, you Eastern ghost world are all unreasonable, we admit it."

"It seems that you are still not convinced, keep fighting!"

The soldiers raised their fists again and beat them head and face.

The other party shouted one after another, "Stop beating, we are convinced, we are convinced."

David glanced at Lin Yi.

Lin Yi's tone was light: "Are you convinced?"

"Take it, take it."

"The mouth is convinced, but the body is not convinced yet, keep beating!"

After another round of beatings, the six ecstasy envoys already breathed out more air than breathed in, lying on the ground as if dying, and said that they really took it, not only oral, but also their bodies.

Lin Yi deliberately said: "Orally, the body is convinced, but the heart doesn't seem to be convinced..."

"No, no, I've been convinced by mouth, and my whole body has been convinced." The other party hurriedly shouted, "We are really convinced, please, please forgive us, and I will never snatch the soul of the dead from you again."

Lao Cao glanced at Lin Yi, and secretly smiled in his heart: "This kid is really bad."

If it weren't for the wrong occasion, Liang Jingbo would have laughed out loud. I didn't expect Lin Yi to be so narrow-minded, which didn't match the image of a shy and gentle boy in my impression.

Lin Yi waved his hand: "Go away, if you dare to snatch the souls of the dead in Dongyue's territory in the future, you will fight once."

Suddenly, he found that the faces of the two corpses lying on the ground were somewhat familiar, and he fixed his eyes and turned pale with shock: "Why are they dead too?"

Lao Cao glanced at it, and jumped up: "Damn, when are you still dead?" He hurriedly searched for the souls of the two of them.

The impermanent fight between the two organizations has affected innocent human beings. If it is discovered, the position of the head of the seductress, which he had so hard to secure, will change hands.

Lin Yi couldn't bear it anymore, he kicked over, and cursed: "Look for it quickly, you two hundred and five." He then ordered a group of impermanent people, "The body is still hot, which proves that you haven't died for a long time. Hurry up and look for it."

The impermanent people also knew that the matter was serious, so they quickly split up to find it.

A timid voice came: "Are you looking for me?"

Lin Yi turned his head and saw Liang Jingbo and his wife next to the crystal coffin. He breathed a sigh of relief, and strode forward: "Are you all right? Why..." Suddenly, he found Chu Jian behind the two of them, and immediately silenced his voice, and returned to business. "Seeing that you are still living souls, hurry back to your souls. Then go to the Shangqing Temple to find Taoist priests to drive away the foul smell for you." After speaking, they took out the soul-resurrection fans and pushed their souls into their bodies.

Before the two woke up, Lin Yi cupped his hands to Chu Jian again and said, "Boss Chu, we meet again. Why are you old everywhere?"

Chu Jian smiled wryly: "I don't want to encounter this kind of thing either. It's just that there is no way, Xiao Boen is my alumnus. I came here specially to see him off. Then this happened."

It is a great anecdote that the two organizations in the underworld actually fought to snatch the meritorious souls of the dead.

Lin Yi sneered and said, "Well, that's really a coincidence. I still have something to do, so I'll take my leave first."

He quickly floated away with his own soldiers and great immortals.

Lao Cao said "Hey", why does it feel like this kid is running away?
……

Liang Jingbo never dreamed that this middle-aged man who witnessed the fight between the two great institutions of the underworld with him actually had a lot of background.The series of unimaginable and unlucky events that had just been encountered did not seem so bad anymore.

Faced with the inquiry from the No. [-] boss of the mysterious department, the couple did not dare to hide anything, so they told the whole process of their sober communication with the world.Of course, it is Lin Yi's business to hide his sobriety from the human world.

Chu Jian was thoughtful, smiled and said: "So, this human being is sober, but he is still a righteous and selfless ghost of the underworld."

Liang Jingbo nodded: "It is indeed. We have been rescued by him three times in a row. But he has never asked us for any favors."

At this time, the husband and wife were sitting cross-legged in Master Changkong's quiet room, drank the exorcism talisman water prepared by Master Changkong himself, and put on the soul-fixing bracelet consecrated by Shangqingguan again.The cold and tired body suddenly relaxed, and the whole body became warm.

Chu Jian asked again: "The world is sober and can speak English, and it is quite fluent. It is really beyond my expectation."

The husband and wife looked at each other and said in their hearts that he was a high-achieving student from University A. He could not only speak English, but also Japanese and Russian.

Based on his own judgment, Chu Jian said, "Being able to speak English so fluently, presumably, he should have received higher education during his lifetime."

The two nodded, but there was a sense of accomplishment in their hearts that "everyone knows the truth but I only know the truth".

……

After drinking talisman water and basking in the sun, not only did the yin qi in the body get rid of, but also the body recovered from the damage caused by the upper body of the ghost. Hunzhu bid farewell to Chu Jian and left Shangqingguan.

On the way, I received a call from Lin Yi.

"Brothers, have you ever gone to Shangqing Temple to get rid of the filth from your body?" Lin Yi asked straight to the point.

(End of this chapter)