The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Looking at Huang Wu who was vomiting maggots and feeling sick, Lin Yi couldn't hold back his rebellious stomach anymore, retched, and rushed into the bathroom.

Lin Yi vomited at Ma Suo, blushed and said to Huang Qi thickly, "Hurry up and get Huang Wu in."

At this time, Huang Qi didn't care about crying anymore, and carried Huang Wu who was still spitting maggots over.

"Owner……"

Lin Yi pinched Huang Wu's mouth and pushed his body into the toilet.

The water in the toilet didn't seem to be able to undo Huang Wu's curse, so Lin Yi ran upstairs again, took out a transparent plastic bottle from the drawer in the bedroom, unscrewed the cap, and put the bottle directly into Huang Wu's mouth.

"Ah..." Huang Wu's mouth seemed to be filled with sulfuric acid, and thick black smoke immediately came out. Following Huang Wu's miserable screams, he stopped spitting out maggots, but the pain caused him to cover his mouth and roll all over the place.

"It hurts me to death, it hurts me to death, master, what is this, so overbearing!" Huang Wu cried while crying.

Lin Yi saw that Huang Wu no longer spit maggots out of his mouth, and then said: "This is your little master's urine."

"Little master's urine can undo Wu Hua's curse?" Huang Qi was shocked.

"Wow, our little master is amazing." Bai Jie immediately flattered her.

Huang Qi immediately said to her: "Hey, my husband really doesn't spit maggots anymore. It seems that the little master's urine can indeed undo the curse of this cheap flying door. Bai Jie, you should try it too."

Bai Jie eagerly looked at the unfinished plastic bottle in Lin Yi's hand.

"Master, can you?"

"Are you also cursed by Wu Hua?" Lin Yi asked.

"Master, look at my face." Bai Jie immediately transformed into a human appearance, her extremely beautiful and glowing face had two swollen bumps, one on her forehead and one on her chin.

In front of Lin Yi, Bai Jie is always a beautiful and elegant image of a nine-tailed fox with a pretty fox face.Even in front of Lin Yi, when he transformed into a fox, his face would always be beautiful and elegant.

But now, half of Bai Jie's fox face was swollen, which greatly damaged her beautiful image.

Lin Yi said in surprise: "Hey, this is the bag on the head that people in the Southwest often talk about, right?"

Bai Jie shouted: "Master, even you want to make fun of me. Wu Hua is the one who cursed me."

Wu Hua said, "It's none of my business, I never cursed you."

"Don't dare to admit it!" Bai Jie was furious, and the fox's paw wanted to catch Wu Hua again.

Lin Yi had a headache.Wu Hua really got into trouble this time, so it was nothing more than cursing Bai Jie for having a bump on his face, but cursing Huang Wu for having maggots in his mouth, this is too cruel and disgusting.

He also wanted to teach Wu Hua a lesson, but when he saw that Wu Hua was beaten to the ground, and Huang's five heavy punches almost hit his flesh, it seemed that he really planned to kill Wu Hua.

And Wu Hua was beaten so helplessly, especially those crow mouths, which were almost interrupted.

Lin Yi had no choice but to stop Huang Wu: "Okay, Huang Wu, calm down. If you continue to beat Wu Hua, you will really kill Wu Hua."

"You deserve to kill this cheap Feimen!" Huang Wu really wanted to kill this time.He is a Huang Daxian who has practiced for more than 200 years. He is no longer a weasel who would not be disgusted if he ran amok in the chicken shit, but a Huangwu real person who has style, taste and loves cleanliness.

Wu Hua was beaten to the brink of death. Although the bird's head was hidden in the wings and body, the wings were beaten so badly that they were almost broken.

"Master, help me, woo woo, my wings are broken. I guess I still have internal injuries." Wu Hua cried miserably.

Lin Yi's tone was cold: "You deserve it! I told you to curse Huang Wu indiscriminately."

"Master, I was wrong." Wu Hua also knew that he had gone too far, but he could bend and stretch, and apologized pitifully to Huang Wu.

"I don't accept your apology." Huang Wu roared angrily, although the little master's urine relieved his curse, his mouth also hurt, as if the pain from being repeatedly burned by a soldering iron, even Daxian couldn't bear it.

Not only Huang Wu was angry, but Bai Jie was also very angry.Bai Jie, who has always paid attention to her image, now has a face full of resentment, almost ferocious, wishing she could swallow the black painting.

Lin Yi had a headache. He could stop the immortals from killing Wu Hua, but Wu Hua went too far this time.

So Lin Yi thought for a while, and said to Bai Jie: "Don't be angry, deduct his incense for a whole year. It will be shared between you and Huang Wu."

Huang Wu hesitated for a while, feeling a little moved.

"It's only been a year, it's too cheap for him." Bai Jie said with a fierce face.

Huang Qi said, "At least two years."

Bai Jie said, "At least ten years."

This time it was Wu Hua's turn to quit. "Detain me for one year at most. Otherwise, I will die for you to see."

"Then go die." Lin Yi and Yihu Ershu said in unison.

Wu Hua was stunned, as if he couldn't believe that even the master could say such a thing, and burst into tears.

"Master, how can you do this? I am the pet you adopted on your own initiative. I have made great contributions to you..."

Lin Yi said coolly: "But you also caused trouble."

"It's all my unintentional fault..."

With a "thump", the door of the living room was suddenly knocked open, and a tall and strong figure rushed in, it was Liu Si.

Liu Si swept around with a pair of fierce eyes, looked at one person and four immortals, and laughed wildly: "I have been hibernating in the cave, but in the past few days, I have always smelled the smell of incense in my nose. It turns out that there are humans enshrining this Daxian, haha... This Daxian has practiced for 800 years, and this is the first time that humans have actively enshrined it. This is really cool, I am going to be famous, you guys, do you want to go to be famous together? I will give you a little bit. "

Lin Yi's first thought was about the offerings from the superpower team in the Hongyun Hotel. He was about to say that your incense and wine have been stolen by Lao Cao and other ghosts, but Liu Si had already run away.

As soon as Liu Si left, the immortals couldn't sit still.

Bai Jie was the first to call out: "Even a fool like Liu Si can be enshrined by humans, why don't we?"

"That's right, it's so unfair. These humans, don't they have long heads?" Wu Hua was also incredulous.

Bai Jie was furious, and kicked over again: "Si Feimen, I owe you a pump!"

Wu Hua said: "I'm talking about Liu Si, but not about you. Why are you crazy?"

With a grim face, Bai Jie pointed at the two big bumps on the fox's face: "What do you think?"

Wu Hua quickly softened her voice: "I was wrong, Bai Jie, no, Fairy Bai, I really realized my mistake. From now on, I will give you all my incense."

Lin Yi ignored the noise of the great immortals, and immediately sent Lao Cao a message.

"You old boy is finished. Liu Si has already rushed to Hongyun Hotel to eat his incense. If he finds out that you stole his incense and offerings, you will die."

Lao Cao quickly replied to the message and said, "What does it have to do with me? With Liu Si's IQ, he will only cause trouble for the humans who worship him. You'd better hurry up and let those humans make plans in advance."

Lin Yi: "..."

But Bai Jie, Huang Wu, the couple and the three great immortals saw that Liu Si possessed human incense, their eyes were red with jealousy, and they all went to the Fortune Restaurant to eat Liu Si's incense.

"Since Liu Si wants to invite us to eat incense, it's free." Bai Jie greeted Huang Wu and his wife.

Huang Wu and his wife followed without saying a word.

"Wait for me, I'm going too!" Wu Hua flapped his bloody wings, but unfortunately he was beaten so badly that he couldn't move at all.

"Si Feimen, you bitch, it's not for you." Huang Wu snorted and dragged his wife away.

"Master..." Wu Hua couldn't move, and could only look at Lin Yi pitifully.

Lin Yi ignored him and quickly sent a message to Hei Niu.

It's a pity that Hei Niu didn't reply to him.

He was worried, and made an internal call to Hei Niu again.

Black Bull still didn't pick up.

Lin Yi had no choice but to call Mad Rat.

Because Mad Rat is still interrogating prisoners in the basement.

Crazy Rat accepted it, but after Lin Yi explained his purpose, he actually asked, "How do you know that Mr. Cao in the underworld stole Liu Si's incense?"

Lin Yi: "..."

Too bad, he didn't believe in ghosts and gods but only believed in the image of justice in science, so he almost overturned.

Alas, dealing with people who are too smart is not good, it is not easy to fool.

So Lin Yi was quick to find a reason, and quickly found a reason.

"I had a dream just now. I dreamed about it. There was a big, big black snake that actually told me that human beings were enshrining him. He was very happy, and now he was going to go to the Fortune Restaurant to eat. When he took a step forward, someone suddenly said to me I said, what a shady man named Lao Cao stole his incense a long time ago. With Liu Si's IQ, seeing that the incense was gone, he would probably take his anger out on those humans. Then I woke up. That Liu Four, I often fell into my dreams before, and I couldn't fake it, so I can't help but remind you."

Crazy Rat was dubious, but he still knew Liu Si's vicious name, so he hurriedly called the manager of Fortune Hotel with the idea that he would rather believe in him.Ask the other party to make an offering to Liu Si quickly, and prepare food and drinks again.

Hotel manager Zhao Tiancheng was so frightened that his legs went limp when he received a call from Mad Rat.But with the high salary of others, and the benefits that ordinary people can't enjoy, you have to do it no matter how dangerous it is.

Zhao Tiancheng didn't dare to delay, he didn't care about the other guests in the restaurant, so he hurried to the kitchen, brought a few plates of meat food, and rushed to the sacrificial room.

The chef thought he was here to serve the dishes, so he said, "This is for table four."

Zhao Tianming said: "Make it again for table [-]. I have other uses for this."

The cooks don't say anything anymore, because their managers do that all the time.

Zhao Tianming brought two plates of meat and meat, asked the waiter to fetch two bottles of wine, went to the sacrificial room, quickly placed the wine and dishes under Liu Si's spirit tablet, and then quickly closed the door and left.

……

Here, Mad Rat hung up the phone, lost in thought.

The gray wolf on the side asked him: "What is the koi calling you for?"

Crazy Rat said: "He said that Liu Si gave him a dream, and said that he would come to the Fortune Restaurant to eat. But the offerings that Hei Niu and the others made to Liu Si were already eaten by Mr. Cao in the underworld. He wants me to notify Hei Niu quickly and give him a new meal. Liu Si made an offering, otherwise Liu Si would not be able to eat the offerings, and there would be a big disturbance in the Fortune Hotel."

Gray Wolf asked the same thing: "Did Liu Li say this? How did he know so clearly?"

"That's why I'm wondering."

"How does the koi explain it?"

"He said it was Liu Si who gave him the dream."

"Then how did he know that Mr. Cao in the underworld ate the incense of Liu Si?"

"Someone also gave him a dream."

"Do you believe this?"

"I do not believe."

"so……"

Crazy Mouse looked at Gray Wolf: "So, Koi must have a secret in him."

……

When Hei Niu called Lin Yi afterwards, it was already two hours later.

"Koi, what do you want from me?"

Lin Yi cleared his throat, and said: "It's nothing, but I had a dream just now, dreaming that Liu Si told me that he knew that your supernatural group worshiped him, and honored him with wine and incense at the Fortune Hotel, and now he has eaten. "

"Really? That would be wonderful."

Lin Yi hurriedly said: "First, the backbone is busy being happy. Just now someone gave me a dream, saying that Liu Si's incense has long been stolen by Mr. Cao in the underworld."

"No way?"

"I don't know if it's true, but you should be aware of Liu Si's temper. Before Liu Si didn't come, hurry up and make another confession. Otherwise, with Liu Si's IQ, he will definitely trouble you."

Hei Niu and Liu Si had fought with real swords and guns. How could he not know Liu Si's temper? He was so frightened when he heard Lin Yi's analysis that he hurriedly drove to Hongyun Hotel.

When Zhao Tiancheng saw Hei Niu and heard what he wanted, he quickly said: "Mr. Peng has just told me, and I have already served wine and meat again according to Mr. Peng's instructions."

Hei Niu breathed a sigh of relief.

But he was not happy for too long, because after a while, the guests who came to the Fortune Restaurant started to make a fuss.

"Waiter, what's the matter with your chef? Don't you put salt in the dishes?" A customer who often comes to the restaurant asked the waiter loudly.

If one person said that there was no salt in the dishes, that would be fine. The problem is that all the customers who dined later said that the dishes were tasteless.Zhao Tiancheng panicked now, and hurried to ask the chef.

Others don't know, but Hei Niu knows what's going on.But he didn't dare to open his eyes at will, so as not to scare himself, he could only ask Zhao Tiancheng to appease the customer.He himself hurriedly called the members of the supernatural team to help out.

It was a big deal for Liu Si to steal food in the restaurant, but all the team members in the capital put down their work and hurried over here.

After Mingqing received the call, he called Lin Yi immediately.

Lin Yi was speechless and said, "I see."

Lin Yi sent a message to Liu Si, telling him to stop messing around and leave the Fortune Hotel as soon as possible.

But Liu Si said: "This group of human beings are really stingy. If you want to make offerings, you can make offerings to me. Just a little bit of offerings is not enough to plug my teeth. What's even more annoying is that out of six bottles of wine, there are four bottles with nothing to eat." Tasteless, I was so pissed off. It made me unable to lift my head in front of the Humen Huangmen. If the Humen hadn't persuaded me, I wouldn't cause trouble. This is why I only ate their food and told them to teach them a lesson. "

Lin Yi sighed, and said: "It's pretty good that people can enshrine you, you still have to choose."

"No, I am going to eat up all of their food today, and it won't work for anyone."

Liu Si cut off the incense that connected with Lin Yi, and continued to eat meat with big mouthfuls.While eating, he gritted his teeth and greeted Bai Jie and Huang Wu: "Eat, cover your stomach and let me eat. I will take care of it if something happens."

One fox and two mice looked at each other, and said: "Thank you, Fourth Master Liu." They secretly laughed behind their backs.

This Liumen really doesn't have a good head.