The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

During the Chinese New Year, the restaurants were already busy and there were many customers. It was time for the restaurants to flex their muscles and earn a lot of money. Only Zhao Tiancheng almost cried when he saw so many diners making trouble.

Most of the dishes prepared by the chef for the guests lost their taste, how could he dare to tell everyone that it was Liumen's fault.I don't even know what kind of reason to make up to appease the guests.

Seeing that free drinks and drinks could not appease the guests, Zhao Tiancheng could only look at Hei Niu as if asking for help.

Hei Niu also has one head and two big heads, and he has no experience in dealing with it, so he had to shake Mad Rat and Gray Wolf.

Crazy Rat and Gray Wolf, one is in charge of logistics and money bags, the other is in charge of the organization's intelligence, and the two are also in charge of public relations together. They have rich experience in handling such emergencies.

The experience of Gray Wolf and Mad Rat is that, for talkative guests, free bills and free drinks.

For those who are not easy to speak, on the basis of free order, a special cigarette will be given as a gift.

149 Nothing else, but there is no shortage of special cigarettes.

In the eyes of those who know the goods, the special cigarettes are not only a display of arms, but also a silent demonstration.Naturally, it is clear that the restaurant is not simple. If you take cigarettes, you will stop making trouble.

After dismissing all the guests, Mad Rat asked Hei Niu again: "Did Liu Si do it?"

Hei Niu said nervously: "I don't know, Liu Si is so terrifying, I dare not open my eyes."

"Have you notified the koi?"

Hei Niu was at a loss: "Notify him what to do?"

"You are stupid, Liu Si is a big fan of Koi, have you forgotten?"

Hei Niu suddenly realized, and quickly called Lin Yi.

But no one answered Lin Yi's call.

Mad Rat also called Lin Yi.

Lin Yi was annoyed by the exposure just now, so he didn't dare to come here so easily, so he found a reason at random: "Who said Liu Si is my fan? You should ask Mr. Cao from the underworld to wake up in the world."

Mad Rat laughed and joked: "Hey, didn't you always believe in science? When did you start to believe in this?"

Lin Yichang sighed: "I finally understand now that the end of science is metaphysics."

Now it was Madrat's turn to have nothing to say.

"Okay, I'll try to contact Jian Xing and Mr. Cao."

But Hei Niu said: "I have already burned incense for Mr. Cao and the sobriety of the world. But I can't guarantee that he will come."

"Let's prepare with both hands. Can you contact Master Changkong and Master Wuwei?"

"I have contacted them all. Master Wuwei said he would come over right away. But Master Changkong said, let me find the koi."

"What do you want him to do?"

"Master Changkong said that the koi has the ability to subdue Liu Si."

Crazy Rat opened his mouth wide: "The old Taoist really said that?"

Receiving an affirmative response from Hei Niu, Mad Mouse rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought.

Bai Jie hugged a roast chicken, looked at Mad Rat while gnawing it, and asked Huang Qi: "What is the relationship between this guy and our master?"

Huang Qi also held a roast chicken in his hand, and said, "The aura on this guy's forehead must have been given by our master."

"If our master can light up the spiritual energy himself, we must have a better relationship with the master."

……

Lin Yi could neither appear in the Fortune Hotel as a koi, nor meet Hei Niu and his gang as a sober human being. He could only threaten Liu Si to leave the Fortune Hotel immediately, otherwise he would tear up the master-servant contract.

Liu Si didn't take it seriously at first, until a sharp and severe pain came from the depths of the spiritual sea, then he begged for mercy: "Don't, don't, I'll just leave."

"Leave Fortune Hotel quickly, and you are not allowed to cause trouble there in the future, or I will tear up the contract."

Lin Yi warned coldly.

Liu Si said angrily: "Understood, you are an unreasonable guy. Hmph, if I knew this, I shouldn't have signed the contract with you in the first place."

Lin Yi's tone was light: "It's still too late to break the contract."

"Forget it, am I, Liu Wuya, the kind of immortal who doesn't believe what he says?"

Before leaving, Liu Si, who was righteous and righteous, even specially carried two bottles of wine.

Bai Jie snickered, this Liumen always said the most cruel things and did the most cowardly things.

Seeing that Liu Si had left, Bai Jie whispered in Hei Niu's ear: "Liu Si has already left, so do whatever you need to do."

Hei Niu froze and looked around.

Huang Wu chuckled, threw away the chicken bone, and said in Hei Niu's ear: "Don't look around, Liu Si has indeed left."

Only then did Hei Niu react, and quickly asked: "Who is your Excellency?" Just as he was about to open his eyes, another voice came from his ear.

"Remember, I am Huang Wuye from Huangmen, Mr. Hu from Niangniang Temple, I am my brother. If you want your restaurant to be peaceful, remember to enshrine me as Huang Wuye."

"Master Huang?"

"And Grandma Huang Qi." Huang Qi also added.

"Grandma Huang Qigu?" Hei Niu couldn't bear it anymore and quickly opened his eyes.

As soon as the eyes of the sky were opened, they saw a man and a woman making faces at themselves.

Black Bull: "..."

Crazy Mouse pulled Hei Niu's arm: "Who is Huang Wuye, and who is Huang Qi's grandma?"

The black cow glanced at the mad rat, and then looked at the two yellow skins in front of him, dumbfounded.

"You two yellow-skinned guys are so courageous, you dare to make trouble under my nose."

Huang Wu quit, baring his teeth and saying: "You human being, you are so unreasonable. Don't think you are a public figure, I am afraid of you, Fifth Master. Let me tell you, sooner or later you have to report to the underworld. Hmph, when the time comes Let's see how I deal with you, fifth master."

Huang Qi grabbed Huang Wu: "Forget it, hubby, we adults have a lot of people, so we don't care about him."

At this time, the members of the supernatural group also came one after another. Rooster, a member who was born with yin and yang eyes, stared round when he saw Huang Wu and his wife.

Huang Wu stared back without fear.

"What are you looking at? Now that you've seen me, why don't you hurry up and pay your respects to Mr. Huang Wu."

"Master Huang!" the man subconsciously yelled.

"Hey, how polite. Come on, this chicken leg rewards you."

Huang Wu left with his wife.

Only the rooster was left, holding half-eaten greasy chicken legs, messy in the wind.

……

Liu Si returned to Lin Yi and complained to Lin Yi.

"These human beings are disgusting. Since they want to enshrine me, they use white water and tasteless meat to fool me. It's so dishonest. I'm really mad at me." According to his previous temper, he had already made human beings half dead. up.

Lin Yi said: "It should be that the food has been stored for a long time, and it must have expired, so it lost its original taste."

"Expired?"

"Yes, think about it, the food prepared by humans will definitely lose its taste after a long time. Didn't you go to hibernation before? People don't know that you go to hibernation, how do people know?"

Liu Si is skeptical.

"But what about the wine? The wine Xiaojing gave me is just like plain water. How to explain this."

Lin Yi said seriously: "It's the same with the wine. If you keep it for a long time, the smell of the wine will evaporate."

"But I heard, doesn't the wine get better and better? How could it evaporate?"

"The wine that is sealed will be more fragrant. If the wine is opened, the smell of the wine will definitely evaporate."

"Why don't humans seal the wine well?"

"Uh... I probably thought you didn't have hands and feet, so I opened the wine bottle so that you can drink more easily, but I did something bad with good intentions."

"So this is ah……"

A laugh came.

"Are you fooling your Liumen again?" Lao Cao jumped in from the window, bringing a gust of wind.

"This is the first time I've heard that human beings have to open the wine bottle to honor the Great Immortal."

Liu Si stared at Lin Yi fiercely: "You lied to me?"

Lin Yi looked at Lao Cao and said calmly: "You mean, I want to tell Liu Si truthfully that you stole his incense, drinks and food?"

Old Cao: "..."

Liu Si glared at Lao Cao with a murderous look: "So you stole my food and drink!"

Turning into a snake body, he was about to bite Lao Cao.

Lao Cao was so frightened that he quickly hid behind Lin Yi.

Lin Yi hid aside and said to Liu Si: "As long as you don't kill him, you can do whatever you want."

"Lin Yi, you bastard, you are so vicious...ah, Liu Si, no no, Liu Si, Mr. Liu Si, I was wrong..."

The great immortals in the room sat on the window sill in a row, admiring Lao Cao who was beaten by Liu Si, and they all said "served it!"

Lao Cao's screams became more and more severe, Lin Yi rubbed his ears, pretending not to hear, and hurriedly left the living room and came to the yard.

Because Sun Qinqin is back.

He didn't want Sun Qinqin to see the horrific scene of Liu Si beating Lao Cao, so he hugged Sun Qinqin and said, "Let's go for a walk."

Sun Qinqin had heard the commotion in the living room, and looked at Lin Yi in confusion.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"It's nothing, don't read it."

"Help, brother and sister, brother and sister, help me..." Lao Cao who was chased and beaten by Liu Si saw Sun Qinqin, and rushed out, wanting her to save him, but Liu Si caught him with the tail of a snake and dragged him for life Go back and continue beating.

"...Lin Yi, you bastard bastard, with a guy of the opposite sex and inhumane, it's useless for me to regard you as a confidant in life..."

Sun Qinqin was about to turn his head, but was turned away by Lin Yi.

Sun Qinqin said, "It's Lord Cao's voice."

Lin Yi said without changing his face: "It's okay, you cheap-talking ghost, you deserved what happened."

"Master Cao's screaming is too miserable..."

"Don't worry, you can't die."

……

After walking around, Liu Si had long since disappeared, and Lao Cao was lying on the ground, looking like he was dying.

It can be seen that Liu Si threw him so badly that his entire head almost doubled in size.

Sun Qinqin wanted to go up to say hello, but Lin Yi sent him upstairs.

Lao Cao was stuck on the floor like a photo, and glared at Lin Yi angrily: "You are so vicious, you actually let Liu Si bully me. I want to break up with you."

"Do you want to tell the whole Dongyue? Human sobriety and Cao Meng broke off relations." Lin Yi said lightly.

Old Cao bared his teeth: "Believe it or not, I exposed your identity?"

"What did you say?" Lin Yi looked nervous.

Satisfied, Lao Cao got up from the ground, stretched his limbs, and rubbed his head again. Soon, the face that had been beaten into a pig's head returned to normal, but there were still obvious bruises on the face.

He put his hands on Lin Yi and said, "If you don't honor me with a bundle of incense, I will expose your identity. Hehe, Lin Yi, who is famous in the entertainment industry, is a sober man in the underworld. The world, as well as your 149 organization, will definitely be very interested."

Lin Yi put his hands in his pockets and paced back and forth in the living room.

"That's a good idea."

Lao Cao continued to smile: "At that time, it depends on how you face those people. Especially the 149 organization, will they treat you as a monster?"

Lin Yi stroked his chin and said, "It sounds really scary."

"It's only now that I want to seal my mouth. Hmph, it's too late." Old Cao laughed, sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, looking down on everything, "Give me a few sticks of incense first."

Bai Jie was furious: "Surnamed Cao, please don't toast and eat fine wine."

Hu Qi pointed at Lao Cao and said, "My master treats you very well. If you dare to eat inside and outside, let's see how my aunt treats you."

Lao Cao chuckled, crossed his legs, trembled and shook his head, and said sternly: "I can't beat Liu Si, but I'm more than enough to deal with you guys."

As he spoke, he threw out a huge mace.

The mace looked ordinary, but the great immortals froze collectively. From a long distance away, they felt some kind of unfriendly premonition emanating from the mace, as if their souls were trembling.

"Do you know what this is?" Old Cao laughed. "My mace is soaked in boy's urine. If you hit it on your body, it will definitely taste sour. It was given to me by your master not long ago. I made it, and I don’t know how powerful it is, do you want to try it?”

The immortals jumped behind Lin Yi in unison.

Finding that Lin Yi did not move, but took out the thick "Universal Laws of the Underworld" to flip through, Lao Cao asked, "What are you doing?"

Lin Yi turned his side and said: "Check, if you kill your colleagues, the punishment will be heavy."

Old Cao: "..."

Bai Jie immediately geared up and said: "The master doesn't need to do it, we can do it for you now."

Lao Cao glared sharply: "I tell you, as a high-level ghost and god, I have my own protection from heaven, so you can't kill me."

Lin Yi continued to turn the pages, and said: "Then, let you disappear. Find a strong jar, put you in it, fill it with boy's urine, seal it, keep it in the soil forever, and then water it with reinforced concrete, and put you in it. Build a house on top of it. How about setting the place where the jar is buried as a toilet?"

The immortals applauded collectively.

"Master, that's a good idea. I'll find a jar right away." Huang Wu immediately jumped off the window sill and ran outside.

His house is just under the saponin tree in the yard, and he drilled through the tree hole, with a full 80 square meters of moving space, enough for the couple to have a good time with their friends and companions.

Lao Cao was stunned, jumped up from the sofa, pointed at Lin Yi: "You are so vicious!"

Lin Yi smiled harmlessly: "You really wronged me. I'm just saying what if! If this ghost stabs me in the back, that's all I can do, and I'm forced to protect myself. What do you say?"

Lao Cao looked at him silently, then grinned suddenly, clapped his hands heavily and said, "Well said, whoever dares to stab you in the back, I will be the first to let him go."

Lin Yi asked again: "Is it still popular?"

"Don't eat, I haven't finished eating the fragrance of filial piety that humans have given me these days."

"That's good. By the way, what can I do for you?"

Lao Cao patted his head: "It's all your fault. After you made such a fuss, I almost forgot the business."