The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

"Where is the beauty?"

"gone."

"gone?"

The rooster got up and ran out with great strides, shouting: "Stop!"

Seeing the rooster running away, the gopher and the black cow looked at each other and chased after him.

After chasing out of the gate, the figure of the rooster was gone. The two looked around, and suddenly a large truck rushed towards them. They were so frightened that they pushed each other, and each of them took a few big steps back. In the end, they couldn't bear the inertia. With great force, his body made a splash and fell onto his back.

When they got up from the ground, the big truck was gone. Instead, a skeleton riding a dinosaur rushed towards them. The skeleton held a long and heavy knife in its hand, and raised the knife high towards the black cow. .

"Be careful!" The gopher's eyes were about to burst, and he was about to step forward to rescue him, but he tripped over his feet. He threw his hands forward, and the hard cement floor almost knocked out his lungs.

When he came to his senses, countless headless people appeared in front of him and slowly walked towards him.

The gopher took a breath and suddenly understood that they should be targeted by evil forces. These headless men were either illusions cast by the other party or weapons summoned by the other party.

The gopher started to hug Yuan Shouyi, gritted his teeth, took out his mahogany sword, and used his family's secret skill.

Hei Niu also responded quickly, took out a palm-sized square jade stone, raised it high above his head, and shouted: "Here is the map of the Five Mountains and Mountains and Rivers. Demons can be subdued and eliminated, disasters can be avoided and blessings can be achieved. The evil spirits will disappear quickly!" "

The map of the Five Mountains and Rivers carved on the top of the jade stone suddenly emitted thousands of auspicious rays of light, illuminating the world. The skeleton riding a dinosaur and holding a broadsword was illuminated by the golden light, and it screamed "Oh my God" and disappeared.

Those headless men also disappeared quickly. Amidst the harsh wind and roaring of flying sand and rocks, a voice of "hard idea, run away" was vaguely heard.

When the golden light on the Five Mountains and Rivers Map disappeared and returned to its original state, Hei Niu realized that they were already in the middle of the road, and a car was honking its horn at them in a hurry.

"Beep, beep, beep..." The car horn that I usually don't pay much attention to is so harsh now, like the death horn blown by the King of Hell, which makes people's scalp numb and their souls tremble.

The ignorant three people had no idea whether the car rushing towards them was an illusion cast by the other party or a real car, and they were stunned for a while.

Hei Niu raised the Five Mountains and Rivers Map again, but this time the magic weapon had no response and did not light up the golden light. Hei Niu shouted "No" and was about to run away, but it was too late because the car was as close as a ghost. Very close at hand.

At the critical moment, Hei Niu was pulled away by a strong force, and he staggered a few steps. Before he could stand firm, an angry voice sounded in his ears: "I don't want to die, I don't even know how to hide when the car hits me."

Hei Niu stroked his heart, which was about to jump into his throat, and said hurriedly: "Thank you, thank you..." When he looked up, there was no one in front of him. Except for the empty street lights and the occasional car whizzing by, there was no one at all.

Hei Niu suddenly turned his head, turned around a few times, and looked around. A few dozen steps behind him was the gate of Lin Yi's villa. In front was the main road, and on the left and right were empty asphalt roads.He touched the place where he had just been scratched and pulled again, with a look of confusion still on his face.

The rooster and the gopher suffered the same fate as the black cow. They were still in shock. After they were safe, they searched everywhere for the person who saved them.

Perhaps, the person who saved them may not be a human being, but that does not affect their gratitude to this person.

"Do you think it was Master Cao who gave us a warning just now?" Gopher asked Hei Niu.

Black Bull said: "It's possible."

Master Cao is a majestic ghost with powerful magical powers. He probably knew that they were eavesdropping, so he punished them lightly, otherwise he would not be able to explain what just happened.

"Then who will save us?" Hei Niu clearly heard the female voice ringing in his ears.

The gopher said that he seemed to hear a man's scream. He thought about it carefully and finally said: "First, he said that I was an 'idiot, don't get out of the way', and then he yelled, 'It hurts me to death.'"

The cock said that the person pushing him was unknown, but the touch on his skin was cold and smooth.

"It is indeed that thing." Gopher frowned, but how could that thing save them?

"Perhaps it was Mr. Cao who saved us. He just wanted to teach us a lesson."

Watching the Hei Niu trio drive away, Hu Qi led the immortals out of the darkness.

Huang Qi patted his chest and said, "I was really scared to death just now. If they were really hit and killed by a car, I would never be able to atone for my sins."

Hu Ba held the hand that was filled with black smoke and grinned from time to time.

These people are public servants of the state. When they were arrested just now, his hands were burned.

Hu Qi said: "They are so annoying. They came back without knowing it and eavesdropped on our master's corner. I don't know how many secrets they eavesdropped on."

After the black cow came to the door, the immortals quickly sneaked out in order not to be discovered, and waited until they left before coming out of their respective dens to have fun. Anyway, foxes and weasels like to be active at night.After walking around for a while, I came back and saw these three people discussing something under the window.He had to use illusions to lure them out, teach them a lesson, and then scare them away.

Although it was successful, it seems that it was not successful.

Looking at Hu Ba's burned hands, Huang Wu's half-head hair being burned off, Chang Shiyi covering his buttocks and looking dying, and Hu Qi's fox tail being burned with half of his trouser legs gone, Hu Qi also had lingering fears.

"These public figures are indeed no small matter."

……

After Bai Jie took the Mouse King Dou Taiping Demon Pill, she went into seclusion to practice. Currently, the immortals are led by Hu Qi, who loves to pinch the tip, and is assisted by Hu Ba. Huang Wu, his wife, and Chang Shiyi follow his orders. She followed suit.

As for Wu Hua, after this guy burned himself into a bald bird, he has been showing off his body to others.However, his cultivation is limited and he can only last for about half an hour after transforming, so most of the time, he still stays in his bird's nest and waits silently for his feathers to grow.

No, he had a fight with his mortal enemy and came to trouble Wu Hua again.But since Lin Yi had the moving space, the treatment of the immortals has also skyrocketed. Except for Hu Miao who still lives on the third floor in the northeast corner of the villa, all the immortals have moved into a spacious and bright space.The entrance to Wuhua's house is under the eaves above the gate of the villa. To ordinary people, it looks like an ordinary bird's nest. It is mainly made of rough rattan imitation, mixed with soil for reinforcement, and lined with twigs, grass stems, cotton and linen fibers. , animal hair, feathers and other soft materials, and then pad it with a thick layer of cotton wool to form a basin-shaped nest and place it under the eaves. A 20-square-meter barrier is set up in the bird's nest. So far, no immortal has ever visited his barrier.The immortals didn't bother to go, and Wu Hua didn't want to let them in. Even Lin Yi didn't know what kind of harm he had done to his bird's nest.

It is even more impossible for Lao Cao, an "outsider", to enter.

Therefore, after coming three times in a row to settle accounts with Hei Hua, he could only leave with regret.

But every time he left, he would smash the bird's nest built under the eaves of Wu Hua.

Wu Hua, who was hiding in the barrier to raise his fur, would curse: "You surnamed Cao, I curse you to be hit by a car while walking."

Lao Cao, who was hit by a car while walking on the road to the underworld, dragged out the driver and beat him severely. However, this driver was no ordinary ghost. He was a legal resident ghost in the underworld. He had a household registration, official protection, and With status and status, the coffin should be thick.

The driver lodged a complaint with the Chenghuang Mu Supervision Team, who then reported the case to the highest level of the Chenghuang Supervisory Hall.

The boss of the Supervision Department, Huang Shanwen, saw that the ghost who complained was a serious ghost from the underworld.But the defendant is Cao Meng, a famous ghost in the underworld, who has an irreconcilable relationship with the human world, so a brilliant idea came up.

……

When receiving Huang Shanwen's order, Lin Yizheng was dividing the loot with the supernatural team.

Tian wanted to sacrifice half of his net worth in exchange for unblocking the strangely closed asshole. When Hei Niu and others tried many methods to no avail, they were inspired by Lin Yi's words, took a bucket full of urine, and went there. Tian Xiang fell over. Not to mention, his asshole was really open.

After his asshole was miraculously unblocked, Tian wanted to go to the bathroom and squatted for half an hour. Then he came out easily while holding on to the wall with his lame feet. His whole body felt so comfortable that it seemed to be glowing.

The reason for lameness is mainly due to numbness in the feet after squatting for too long.

Tian Xiang, who was suffering from abdominal distension, kept his promise and decisively transferred half of his net worth to the supernatural team.

The members of the supernatural team were divided according to their heads, and everyone became a wealthy man with a small amount of assets. They were also assigned a front-end house on the Third Ring Road worth tens of millions.

Looking at the area and road section on the red house book, Lin Yi was a little surprised and pointed at his nose: "Do I have a share?"

Hei Niu slapped him on the shoulder: "If you hadn't said something and given us inspiration, we don't know how long it would have taken to get rid of Tian Xiang's evil spell."

Lin Yi: "..." How dare he say that all this was caused by his pet.I don’t know if I can take this money, or if taking it will cause any consequences.

Crazy Rat dragged the house book in Lin Yi's hand and said: "This property is quite good. Although it is not in a popular area, it is not bad in popularity. It is worth tens of millions. However, this house has just been transferred. , if you want to transfer the property now, the tax should not be low. When you go to the Housing Authority to transfer, remember to bring enough tax."

Golden Monkey, who was also allocated a shop, said: "The tax on transferring ownership is relatively high now. Wouldn't it be tax-saving if we transfer the ownership in five years?"

"Stupid!" Several palms hit him on the head, including Lin Yi.

Crazy Rat said: "Don't you know it's safe to leave it in the bag?"

"What does it mean to have long nights and many dreams? This is it."

Lin Yi saw that the golden monkey was still aggrieved, so he explained: "You and Tian Xiang are not related, so why should they transfer tens of millions of real estate to you?"

Just as the golden monkey was about to explain, Lin Yi said again: "It doesn't matter whether the tax is high or low, transfer the ownership first, and the most important thing is to be safe. In order to save such a small amount of tax, what if people don't recognize it in five years?" ?What if the person named Tian doesn’t survive five years?”

The golden monkey nodded in understanding.

Lin Yi handed the real estate certificate to Crazy Rat and said: "I am not a member of the supernatural group, and I have not made any contribution, so I deserve it. I'd better donate this property to the organization, and the annual rent will be given to everyone as welfare." . It’s like borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha.”

As for Huang Shanwen's summons, Lin Yi didn't go to the Guochenghuang Temple until night.

Most ghosts and gods sleep during the day and work at night. Who cares about you during bedtime?

What's more, according to the news sent by Mark, deputy director Li Wenbin has collected a lot of black information about Huang Shanwen. When Huang Shanwen is about to make a mistake, he will release the black information and crush the opponent one by one into a straw.

However, before Li Wenbin defeated Huang Shanwen, he was still the superior Inspector Si Zhengsi, Lin Yi's immediate boss.In front of Huang Shanwen, Lin Yi still followed all etiquette and acted respectfully.

Huang Shanwen did not embarrass Lin Yi, but only handed Lin Yi a complaint from a ghost citizen named "Zheng Ping".

Lin Yi took it, and when he saw that the defendant was Cao Meng, he knew the old guy's sinister intentions.

Suddenly, Lin Yi had an idea in his mind, and he became furious: "This Cao Meng, a majestic ghost, has actually bullied the ghost people. It is simply disgusting. Sir, please rest assured, although I have a close relationship with Cao Meng, It’s not selfish. We must give Zheng Ping justice.”

Huang Shanwen was quite surprised. He looked at Lin Yi's calm face for a moment, and felt a little undecided. He asked slowly: "What do you plan to do with Cao Meng?"

Lin Yi said: "According to the rules of the Inspectorate, such ghosts and gods who beat ghost people for no reason must be severely punished. If the matter is true, it will be investigated and dealt with in accordance with the law."

Seeing Lin Yi's categorical words, Huang Shanwen didn't know what to say for a moment, so he could only say: "Okay, I'll leave this matter to you. I will never wrongly accuse a good ghost, nor let a bad ghost go. I believe in your ability."

After leaving Guochenghuang Temple, Lin Yi immediately went to find Zheng Ping.

Zheng Ping's residence is in Wanbao Mountain. The souls of the deceased who can be buried in Wanbao Mountain are all close to the figures on the pyramid. Most of them can enjoy honors after death, and even reincarnation is through the back door.Of course, the candidates for reincarnation of these dead souls are either rich or wealthy, but such places are usually in short supply, so most of the time, they have to queue up to be reincarnated.If you are unlucky, it is not impossible to wait for tens or even hundreds of years.

During the reincarnation period, these dead souls enjoy the treatment of the first-level ghosts in the underworld, living in manors and mansions, and being attended by ghost servants when they come and go.

Zheng Ping is the second generation of ghosts born to these first-level ghosts who married wives in the underworld.Under the influence of his father, he also enjoys the treatment of super Yin people, equivalent to the second generation ancestor in the Yang world.