The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

The cold air from the central air conditioner was like a blower, blowing Hei Niu's half-length hair into a hairy shape, and he changed his style frequently.

Coupled with the angry expression, it looks like a big cat whose tail has been stepped on.

Hei Niu slapped him on the head and scolded: "I remember you are married, go find your wife."

"My wife is not in the capital. Aren't you and your girlfriend very close to each other recently?"

"Girlfriends are different from wives. If you want to upgrade to a wife, you have to work hard in the revolution."

The rooster and the gopher let out a long "Oh" and joked: "So, you are still in the performance stage."

Hei Niu didn't want to admit it, but he had to admit that it was indeed the case.

The gopher said: "You are really promising. You can learn from our koi fish. You don't even have to show off. You are rich and beautiful and you take the initiative to chase after you. Now you are enjoying life and drinking hot food. You have a lovely wife in your arms and a son in your hand. You are a winner in life."

Hei Niu immediately said: "Can I compete with Koi? If I were half as good-looking as this guy, I would have been single long ago."

"Is the problem the appearance?"

Lin Yi quickly said: "Hey, hey, don't bring me into the fight."

……

Lin Yi took a few more bottles of beer from the refrigerator, but Hei Niu touched his arm and said, "The central air conditioner in your home is really cool. It feels like it's going to blow out arthritis."

Lin Yi laughed at him: "Who was too hot just now?"

Hei Niu said politely: "I wasn't scared out by Lord Cao."

Lin Yi: "Huh?"

Rooster echoed: "Me too. Ever since I was beaten and scolded by Mr. Cao, I have been out of spirits all night. I am on fire, thinking that I have not done well enough and offended others. Now that I think about it, it should be Mr. Cao who has encountered something bad. The happy thing is that we just hit the muzzle of the gun."

The gopher said with a thankful face: "It's a good thing I wasn't at the scene, otherwise I would shudder just imagining that scene." Dealing with ghosts and gods is a complete tightrope walk. If you don't pay attention, you will be in trouble.

When dealing with evil, most people will face a bad end.

Although Guishen is slightly better than Yinxie, he is not a good person. He offended Cao Meng, who is known for his moodiness. Even though he is a public official, he still feels heavy pressure.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and said, "It shouldn't be the case. Although Mr. Cao has a bad temper, he doesn't care about human life."

Hei Niu shook his head: "That's hard to say. In our position, without strict military discipline and strict supervision, no one can guarantee that we will not play with power and treat human life as child's play. Let alone these gods and ghosts."

Since Cao Meng was angry with them for other reasons, there was nothing to worry about.

One person drank two bottles of beer, and the three of them stood up to say goodbye.

Lin Yi reminded them: "You all drank beer just now. Be careful if you are caught by the traffic police while driving. Why don't you find a substitute driver?"

"No need, it's already this hour, how can the traffic police have such free time." The three of them went downstairs disapprovingly.

Lin Yi was still worried and decided to call a driver for them.

The three of them said it was nothing, but still didn't dare to say anything, so they agreed.

While waiting for the driver to arrive, Lin Yi made tea for everyone and talked in the living room for a while. He didn't leave until the driver arrived.

When the driver started the car, Rooster suddenly said: "Wait a minute, I suddenly want to go for a convenience."

Hei Niu scolded: "You are the only one who has done a lot of shit."

Rooster got out of the car, put one foot on the ground, and suddenly froze.

Hei Niu pushed him impatiently and said angrily: "It's still so slow, hurry up."

The rooster turned his head and made a silencing gesture to him, then pointed to the sky.

Looking in the direction pointed by the rooster, I saw nothing except the bright outdoor lights at the entrance of the villa and the floor-standing solar street lights under the steps.

Rooster took out the secret of the master's sect, and put a willow leaf on his eyelids. Hei Niu felt that his eyes suddenly darkened. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a black shadow drifting towards Lin Yi's villa window.

The shadow is also covered with a black cloak. If you don't look carefully, you might think it is a walking dark cloud.

The familiar black high hat, the familiar black embroidered cloak, the familiar tall and strong figure, the black cow and the rooster gasped at the same time: "It's Mr. Cao."

The three of them watched from the back seat of the car door as Cao Meng flew directly towards the closed window, but was rejected. His head hit the glass window and he slapped the glass twice as if to vent his anger.

Hei Niu was so nervous that he could hear his own breathing and heartbeat.

"Sure enough, you have a bad temper. Will you take it out on the koi?" the rooster whispered.

"He floated to the second floor." Gopher said quickly.

I saw Cao Meng floating to the second floor and squeezed in through the half-open glass window on the second floor.

Across the floor and through the doors and windows, they could vaguely hear Lao Cao's angry voice. The three of them were so frightened that their faces turned pale. They intuitively thought that the koi fish was in danger, so they quickly got out of the car.

……

Lin Yi cleared away the cups on the coffee table in the living room and opened the closed window half a foot to maintain normal ventilation in the room.

Lao Cao was blown down from the building like a gust of wind. Before he could ask any questions, Lao Cao asked him angrily: "You asked me to stay away from female ghosts. Have you done anything to me?"

Lin Yi glanced at his lower body. Lao Cao immediately moved his body, clamped his legs, and said angrily: "I want to ask you a question."

"Are the tools rusty?" Lin Yi asked.

Lao Cao rolled up his sleeves and said with a ferocious expression: "It's really your fault!" He raised his fist and was about to hit Lin Yi.

"Before taking action, you must first determine whether you can beat me."

Lao Cao raised his fist high and put it down bitterly, but quickly raised it again and said angrily: "There is never a word of surrender in my dictionary."

"It will be there in the future, and it can be there now."

"...It seems to make sense." Lao Cao thought for a while and put down his hand calmly.

He looked around again and roared like thunder: "Where is that cheap bird?"

Needless to say, there must be a reason why he, who had always been so vigorous and vigorous, softened for no reason when he came to the battlefield. Due to the tragic case of Mr. Huang, Lao Cao concluded that it must be the curse of this cheap bird.

Lin Yi said: "Hiding."

"Even if he hides in a mouse hole, I will find him and cut him into pieces." Lao Cao pounded the sofa fiercely.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you sure?"

"Nonsense, I'm a dignified seducer, how can I still be afraid of him as a cheap bird?" Lao Cao was so angry that his already blue face turned greener and greener, looking as ferocious as an evil ghost, nothing better than this.

Lin Yi said: "Check again, are you sure you want me to hand over the Wu Hua?"

Lao Cao jumped up and roared like thunder: "Are you fucking deaf?" He pointed at Lin Yi's nose and foamed at the mouth, "Are you trying to cheat on that disgusting thing? Believe it or not, I'll beat you too. .”

Seeing Lin Yi just staring at him expressionlessly, he immediately changed his mind: "I'm only looking for trouble with Wu Hua, so don't get involved, so as not to ruin our friendship." At this time, Hei Niu brought the rooster and gopher. , followed the guy, holding the invisibility charm and the breathing charm, and quietly came to the door.

Since the door was closed, he felt under the window and saw a crack in the thick bulletproof glass window. He reached out secretly and opened the curtain. A head and a pair of eyes lay in front of the window and looked inside.

Lin Yi turned his back to the window, holding a tea cup in his hand, and replied: "I am kindly reminding you because of our many years of friendship."

"What? Are you still afraid that I can't beat that cheap bird?" Lao Cao snorted from his nostrils. There were many scum of war among the great immortals, and Wu Hua was definitely one of them.He could kill that cheap bird with just one hand.

"I kindly remind you that Wu Hua can't beat you, but do you dare to mess with his crow mouth? Also, his fire-breathing skills are also very good, and he just sprays and doesn't care about the aftermath." He looked at Lao Cao. Seeing Zi's frozen face, Lin Yi asked kindly, "Are you going to continue to cause trouble for him?"

Old Cao: "..."

Lin Yi cleared the coffee table, looked at the time, and said, "It's already early in the morning. I'm going to have a rest. Get out of here and don't be an eyesore here."

Lao Cao was immediately dissatisfied and said sarcastically: "Hey, it's so late and my younger siblings haven't come back yet. Aren't you afraid that your younger siblings will run away with someone else?"

Lin Yiru looked at him like an idiot, "Today is the first day of the lunar calendar. Every 15th day of the lunar month, my wife and her parents-in-law will go to Shangqing Temple to pray for blessings and stay one night."

Lao Cao suddenly became interested: "Why don't you go together?"

"Instead of caring about my family affairs, I might as well care about you." Lin Yi sneered.

Lao Cao suddenly became angry again, slapped the coffee table and yelled: "Don't think you can sneer at me because I can't beat you. Let me tell you, it's about a man's dignity. Believe it or not, I will fight to the death with you."

"Do not believe!"

"..."

Lin Yi said in a cool tone: "If I were you, instead of fighting with me here if you have the time, you might as well find a pit or roll around in the sewer. After the curse is lifted, you can go find those female ghosts again. To rectify the situation and wash away the shame."

Lao Cao was silent, feeling that Lin Yi was indeed telling the truth. Unfortunately, he was so angry that he forgot to think about business.

However, after coming, leaving empty-handed really undermined his majesty as a ghost, so Lao Cao stretched out his hand again: "Then give me the money."

Lin Yi: "..." Feeling relieved, he silently handed over a gold ingot.

Forget it, considering that this guy was really treated badly.

Lao Cao took the gold ingot and said, "Tell that bitch that this matter is not over yet."

"Okay, I'll pass it on for you."

"Also," Lao Cao took two steps, then turned back and hesitated for a moment, "You also know that the most disgusting thing about us ghosts is those dirty things. I really can't do anything to myself, otherwise... "

Lin Yi understood instantly and said, "Okay, give me the Earth Escape Technique you just learned."

Lao Cao jumped eight feet high, "Dream, I used my hard-earned points to exchange for that." The earth escape technique was obtained by catching the Rat King alive, and in exchange for the points accumulated before, he can travel quickly underground. Quick and convenient, it is an essential plug-in skill for tracking and killing enemies.

Lin Yi said: "If it weren't for me, how could you take credit from the Rat King? I get half of the credit for your earth-escape skills."

Lao Cao glared and said, "Even if you tell me to break the sky, I won't give it to you. If you force me again, I will repay you with kindness!"

This shameless look really put Lin Yi in a difficult position, so he had to take a step back and said: "Okay, I won't embarrass you anymore, go away."

"You haven't broken the curse for me yet."

"Just find a sewer and roll around."

If Lao Cao doesn't do it, he will be cruel to others but not to himself. The sewers are so disgusting.

Lin Yi was speechless and said, "Then wait a moment."

Deng Deng went upstairs, and after a while, he was holding a strange white thing in his hand.

"What is this?" Lao Cao looked at it curiously.

"My son's used diapers."

Lao Cao had no time to react, so the diaper wrapped in the child's urine was placed on his head.

"He..." Three gasps came from outside the window.

Lao Cao was covered in black smoke, and he was shouting and jumping all the way, "It hurts me to death, it disgusts me to death. Lin Yi, I want to break up with you!" He pulled off the diaper covering his head, Then he desperately slapped the place where the black smoke was coming out, and yelled with a bruised face and a thick neck.

Lin Yi picked up the diaper thrown in the corner and said: "It's true that good intentions are not rewarded. Authentic boy's urine can clear away heat and remove fire, ward off evil spirits and remove poison. Don't know good from evil."

Lao Cao's grimace turned even greener with anger, and he could hardly speak completely.

The three black cows outside the window all opened their mouths, thinking: Master Cao is so terrifying, how come the koi fish is not afraid at all?He even dared to use his son's used diapers to embarrass others.

Lao Cao was indeed angry, but he also knew that the curse on his body seemed to be really lifted.Somewhere, it seems to be starting to become active again.He didn't care about being angry, because he had more important things to do.

"Tell that bitch, I will still settle the score with him." Lao Cao put down his harsh words and drifted away along the same route.

Lin Yi shook his head and didn't take it seriously. He turned off the central air conditioner in the living room, closed the doors and windows, and went upstairs to sleep.

After early morning, he still had to patrol Shangqing Temple.

……

The three Hei Niu squatted under the window for a while before adjusting their postures and changing from squatting to sitting.

After a while, they recovered from the shock.

"That..." Just as the black cow was about to speak, the rooster and the gopher also spoke at the same time.

"You speak first."

"No, you say it first."

"You are the boss, so you should speak first."

Hei Niu could only say: "What I just want to say now is that this kid Koi is not afraid of Master Cao at all."

The roosters and gophers nodded one after another. It was so destructive. Master Cao, who could make their hearts beat faster with just one look, looked like a bullied little kid in front of the koi. He could only get angry and angry, but he dared not speak out. .

How many things does this koi keep hidden from them?

The night wind blew the sycamore trees not far away, and the branches bumped against each other, making a rustling sound.

"It can be seen that Koi and Master Cao are quite friendly." Hei Niu analyzed.

"That's fine. If you have anything to do with Mr. Cao in the future, just ask Koi Li to be your middleman first."

Rooster and Gopher nodded simultaneously.

"Rust, rustle..." The wind became stronger and stronger, and the trees began to dance in the wind. Under the green night, they looked like a pitiful little being trampled by others, and could only wave their hands helplessly.

Hei Niu looked at the scenery in front of him. Under the night, there was not much scenery to see, but there was a vast front courtyard, manicured flowers and trees, rockery pools, and rows of parking lots separated by green bamboo and rattan frames. Position, in this imperial capital where every inch of land is precious, is enough to make people jealous.

The rooster nudged the gopher with his elbow, "Look, there is a beautiful woman looking at us." (End of Chapter)