The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Tian Xiang has been a normal person for many years, but his anus can disappear for no reason. He has done many bad things through evil practices, so he immediately thought of evil practices and reluctantly approached the 149 organization.

The rooster who received him also felt that it was quite novel, so he specially took him to the West Second Division Hospital. Kangaroo, black cat, jade fox and other wet nurses looked at it again and again. They used scientific and metaphysical methods, but they still couldn't figure it out.It is not scientific at all for normal people to lose their buttholes.Even with metaphysical methods, nothing could be found out. The members of the supernatural team looked through the secret books of various masters and families, but they were also at a loss and didn't know why.

However, Tian Xiang was tortured by the pain of being unable to defecate and was in unbearable pain. Finally, he adopted the doctor's advice and used modern medical methods to give him a temporary fistula.

After the ostomy was successful, the patient could barely defecate successfully. Although the feces could not be completely discharged, the pain of abdominal distension was greatly relieved.But the next day, the artificial anal fistula magically closed again.In fact, it is not a closure, it should be called a magical disappearance.

In view of the various evil spells Tian Xiang had performed before, everyone unanimously concluded that this was the backlash suffered after using evil spells, and there was no cure or solution.

Unless you find the person who performed the magic.

Rooster told this matter as a joke to Lin Yi, and Lin Yi felt happy. Sure enough, evil people will have their own troubles.

After Crazy Rat Rooster and others left, the immortals jumped out of Lin Yi's pocket. Wu Hua, with his naked flesh-colored body, chattered to the ordinary crow. Thanks to Lin Yi's understanding of animals, otherwise I really want to laugh to death from this guy.

"Little sister, although I pulled your hair and caused great harm to your young mind. But good and bad things depend on each other. With my arrangement, brother, I will definitely make you happy. From now on. , I will prepare luxurious meals for you every day. Before your feathers grow, I will let you see how tempting and enjoyable this colorful world is."

Looking at the two fish-eye balls thrown into the crow's feet, Lin Yi was speechless.

No one except crows has this weird hobby of eating animal eyeballs.

This poor ordinary crow, in front of the Great Immortal Wuhua, is not only obedient, but also obedient.

……

I don’t know how Lao Cao persuaded Mr. Huang. Anyway, within two days, the weather vane in the underworld about "the sober soul in the world pet Wu Hua can spit fire" became that the sober man in the world suffered from Wu Hua's mean mouth and venomous tongue. Harm had already terminated his contract with Wu Hua, and Wu Hua was also besieged by the major immortal sects and disappeared.

As for Lin Yiyang's crow painting, it only has the same name as Bi's crow painting. This crow painting is just an ordinary crow.However, due to another notorious painting, unknown forces spewed fire for revenge.

As for this unknown force, rumors say that it may be Wu Hua himself.Because anyone who has dealt with this crow knows that this is a mean bird with a mean mouth and a vicious tongue. Pigs find dogs annoying, and even wild cats on the roadside want to bark at him twice to vent their hatred.It is estimated that ordinary black paintings are in trouble because they have the same name as this cheap bird.

When the news spread, Wu Hua became furious. Wearing the white T-shirt and shorts that Lin Yixian gave him, he jumped eight feet high in the living room, threatening to kill Lao Cao who had ruined his reputation.

Lin Yi came back from the West Second Division Hospital and saw Tian Xiang's miserable end. He felt particularly happy.So I tolerated Wu Hua's high-decibel drake-like noise, and patiently comforted him by saying, "Lao Cao was also forced by me, so he came up with a bad idea at random. But I think this bad idea is quite good." "

Wu Hua shouted: "The problem is, now the whole underworld thinks that I have fallen out of favor with you, the master. If I encounter natural enemies or colleagues in the future, won't I be bullied to death by them?"

Huang Wu said: "How could it be? You can kill people from all directions with this mouth. Who dares to bully you?"

Hu Ba echoed: "That's right, even Huang Dadu was cursed by you to the point of not being able to do it for half a year, and your master was cursed to become bald by you. Even Lao Cao has caused you countless misfortunes. Who dares to offend you?" ah!"

Chang Shiyi complained: "What you are afraid of is not being bullied, but you don't want to lose the master's tiger skin."

Wu Hua became angry and yelled: "Sang Shiyi, do you also want to see your uncle Wu's crow's mouth?"

Chang Eleven shrank his head and did not dare to say any more.

Wu Hua angrily prepared to settle the score with Lao Cao again, with a ferocious look on his face: "This damn old ghost, I cursed him for not having a butthole. No, he has become a ghost. It doesn't matter whether he has a butthole or not, so I cursed him." It’s okay if you don’t lift it, since this guy likes visiting brothels anyway.”

The smile on his face was so charming that it made people's skin crawl.

Although most of the immortals hate Lao Cao, but when they think of Lao Cao, who was prosperous in the ghost kiln, just as he was picking up his sword and mounting his horse, his weapon suddenly became soft. It was a matter of man's dignity, so he could only offer Lao Cao some sympathy. tears.

Lin Yi also felt that Wu Hua's curse was too harsh, and couldn't help but speak for Lao Cao: "You are too cruel, be careful that Lao Cao wants to settle a score with you."

Wu Hua shook his street-like long hair disapprovingly and said nonchalantly: "I'm not afraid of him!"

Looking at the ferocious-looking and arrogant Wu Hua, Lin Yi suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked, "Is it because of your curse that Tian Xiang's butthole disappears continuously?"

Wu Hua opened his blank eyes, thought over and over again, and said: "It seems that he was cursed to have no butthole. No, I clearly cursed him to be the grandson of the turtle without the butthole. He should have become the grandson of the turtle. How could this happen? No butthole?"

Lin Yi was speechless for a while, then said: "It's really your fault."

Deep down, he still felt that Wu Hua had finally done something serious. Na Tian thought that this was how he should be punished.

He had done so many bad things, but because of his deal with Tian Jing and the severe backlash he suffered, 149 was extra tolerant of him. Not only did Tian Xiang regain his freedom, but he could also hold on to the remaining [-]% of his property. Eat and drink until you die.This made Lin Yi quite dissatisfied with the fact that he had not been punished for causing harm to others.But he couldn't change the organization's decision, so he ran to the West Second Division Hospital and laughed at Tian Xiangyi, saying that he was acting in a righteous way and that he would not be happy with his retribution.

Tian Xiang was tortured by the pain of being unable to defecate until his belly was as big as a ball. He did not dare to eat anything and could only drink water. Yesterday, he had a second ostomy. While his anus was wide open, he emptied his stool. He felt uncomfortable for a long time and his anus It magically closed again.Tian Xiang's nerves were already tense after such a mysterious and mysterious encounter. When Lin Yi said this again, three souls were blown away and two souls were blown away.

……

Although he usually complains about Lao Cao's love of money and his appetite for spending money, he still has feelings for Duiduuer.

So Lin Yi sent a signal talisman to Lao Cao, telling him to stay away from all female ghosts.Do not approach the female ghost for at least seven days.

Looking at the message sent by Lin Yi, Hu Qi asked in confusion: "Why doesn't the master just explain it to him directly?"

Lin Yi said: "Huang Da's fate is still there."

Wu Hua's curse could only last for three to seven days, but Huang Da lasted for half a year, probably due to psychological factors.

Hu Qi curled her lips: "Master, you care about him wholeheartedly, but he drags you down everywhere. How many times have you wiped his butt over the years."

Lin Yi rarely spoke for Lao Cao: "I can't say that, he also helped me a lot."

Unfortunately, Lao Cao failed to understand Lin Yi's good intentions at all, and went to have fun that night.And then...of course there was no more.

It's just that Lao Cao wanted to save face after all, and he was too embarrassed to shout about it everywhere, so he could only keep it in his heart.But Lao Cao, a famous ghost in the underworld, attracts attention for every move he makes. Soon, the news that Lao Cao is no longer in power spread to every corner of the underworld.So much so that Hei Niu, who burned incense for Lao Cao and asked him for help, was sprayed all over his face by Lao Cao.

The rooster, who still wanted to say something nice to smooth things over, was blown by Lao Cao's dark wind, causing him to tremble and roll, and his whole body was soaked in the freezing ice and snow.

"Don't come to me if you have nothing to do. If you dare to disturb me again, you will be killed without mercy!" Lao Cao dropped these words coldly and disappeared into the worship room into a gust of wind.

Hei Niu was left almost autistic.

……

"...This is what happened..."

The central air conditioner sends cool air into every corner of the study, and the comfortable constant temperature of 26 degrees isolates the hot air outside.Lin Yi took out four bottles of beer from the refrigerator and placed them on the table in front of the black cow, rooster and gopher.

The gopher held the mouth of the bottle with one hand, and pushed the bottle cap hard with his thumb. The bottle cap jumped far away with a "bang" sound.The gopher picked up the beer, took a sip, and put down the bottle again. Half of the 540ML beer had disappeared.

"Cold beer, it's great when you drink it."

Lin Yi thought to himself, this pretense can be given full marks.

He also imitated the gopher's movements and pushed the beer cap with his thumbnail. The nails were painful, but the bottle cap did not move at all. He knew that he was not worthy of this force.

"Master Cao has a very bad temper. Every time he interacts with Master Cao, not only his nerves are tense, but also his little heart cannot bear it. We have never been less filial to Master Cao." , two sticks of fragrance every morning and evening, wine, fruits and vegetables, and all kinds of delicious food never stop. This time I just asked him to consult something, but before he could say a few words, he got angry. Not only was he sprayed all over his body, but he also blew it on me. After taking a breath of Yin Qi, my whole fucking body was frozen. The feeling of being wrapped in Yin Qi and unable to move is difficult to describe in words."

Hei Niu took a sip of beer and said to Lin Yi: "Your central air conditioner is not good at all. I am still very hot."

Lin Yi looked at the temperature on the wall and said, "It shouldn't be. I'm very cool and I've never sweated."

Hei Niu tugged on his collar, fanned himself with his hands, and pointed at his face: "Look, there's still sweat on my face."

The rooster also said: "My body is also very hot, and your central air conditioner is not very good either."

Lin Yi smiled and said: "It proves that you are very angry. Well, you have the pure Yang magic power."

Having said that, I still stood up and readjusted the direction of the cold air, turning calm wind into strong wind.

Hei Niu sat on the vent and let the air-conditioning blow, and then he felt much more comfortable.

Lin Yi took a sip of beer and said, "I understand what you mean. It's just that... well, Mr. Cao's temper is indeed a bit moody, but as long as you brush his hair along, it shouldn't be a big problem. In this way, I'll ask him for you. But don't have too much hope."

He took out a talisman and was about to light it with a lighter when Lin Yi stopped again and asked Rooster: "I contacted him around 7 o'clock tonight, but he got mad at you?"

"Yes, it will be around 7 o'clock tonight," the rooster replied.

Lin Yi looked at the time. It was already 11 o'clock in the evening. Lao Cao should be getting ready to go to work to catch ghosts, but this guy is now the master of seduction. The objects of seduction are either villains who are so bad that they ooze pus, or the souls of the dead who have gained merit. , those ordinary dead souls don't need him to act in person at all. If they don't go on a mission, they will occasionally come to him, but most of the time they will go to the entertainment city to hang out.

Lin Yi clicked on the signal symbol and contacted Lao Cao.

However, the signal symbol was violently cut off, proving that Lao Cao still had a temper.

Lin Yi helplessly spread his hands to the three of them and said, "Master Cao took the initiative to cut off my signal symbol, which proves that he doesn't want to pay attention to me. I don't dare to touch his troubles."

The three Hei Niu looked at each other, and finally sighed: "That's all, it seems that we are not destined to make a fortune."

The rooster and the gopher also sighed.

Lin Yi asked confusedly what was going on.

Rooster explained to him: "It's not because of Tian Xiang." He took another sip of beer and continued, "Although Tian Xiang only inherited [-]% of Ueda Jing's property, it is an astronomical figure. Now I am willing to use half of it. Net worth, in exchange for the source of the disease. Who doesn’t want this incredible wealth? So I tried to contact Mr. Cao. Unsurprisingly, Tian Xiang was definitely attacked by evil magic, but what kind of evil magic it was, we each found out I can't find any clues about the secrets and allusions of the family and the sect. I originally wanted to ask Lord Cao to see if I could find out the root cause. Who knew that Lord Cao has such a weird temper."

Lin Yi was stunned.

The lights in the room made it dark outside the window. Even though the window was opened at a corner, the heat outside the window still did not dare to invade.

Lin Yi pondered for a while and then said to them: "Since Tian wants to use half of his wealth in exchange for unblocking his butthole, who wouldn't be tempted by this incredible wealth? What do you think this evil heretic is most afraid of?"

The three were lost in thought.

"You must be afraid of righteousness." Hei Niu said.

"Black dog blood? Women's menstruation? Usually many magicians are afraid of this stuff." Rooster said.

The Gopher added: "Black donkey's blood is also acceptable, as well as rooster's blood."

Lin Yi snapped his fingers: "What the rooster said makes sense. All magic, black dog blood, black donkey blood and rooster blood have a restraining effect." After a pause, he added, "But I personally think that women's Menstruation should also be a big killer, but if it doesn’t work, dog poop, horse dung, human feces, etc. can come.”

The three of them made nauseating and vomiting movements, but their eyes lit up and they decided to try black dog blood or rooster blood first.

"If these don't work, just... Hei Niu, don't you have a girlfriend?" Rooster said.