The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 407 The butthole is gone
Finally, after everyone pieced together and inquired in many ways, we came to a speechless conclusion.

If the curse technique is the innate magical power of the crow clan, then the sudden fire-breathing skill is Wu Hua's personal dazzling magical power.Because looking at the entire Fei Clan, in addition to the Sun Golden Crow, there are also Phoenix, Suzaku, and Bi Fangniao who have fire-breathing skills. Wu Hua's sudden fire-breathing skill is not known to be a powerful skill.

In all likelihood, it is possible that he inherited the bloodline of a certain divine bird by chance.

Geinwu's painting skills are not proficient, and he is still confused about using the fire-breathing technique.When dealing with Gray Gate before, I was exhausted and couldn't breathe out fire. I mistakenly thought I had lost this skill, and I am still frustrated to this day.His eyes were restored just now. He was so happy that he blew on the feathers and accidentally breathed out fire, which burned the feathers but left his body unscathed.

In order to prove his fire-breathing skills, Wu Hua also breathed fire at a bundle of dry firewood piled next to the temple, which provoked Mr. Huang and Lin Yi to go to great lengths to ignore the burning fire. Painful, he hurriedly moved the burning firewood to an open space to avoid the misfortune of burning down the Empress Temple.

Instead of hesitating and blaming himself, Wu Hua, who had gotten into trouble, screamed excitedly.

"Yeah, the only fire-breathing divine bird of the Wu tribe. It's the only one in the family. There is no other semicolon. Haha, my Wu Hua has become famous all over the world. Let's see who dares to look down on my Wu Hua in the future." He decided, who would dare to scold me in the future? He is a cheap bird and a black widow, so he will breathe fire on him.

Facing the complacent Wu Hua, Lin Yi, the master, was a little frightened. The crow with the ability to curse was already a headache, and with the ability to spit fire, it was even more powerful.And he is not proficient in his own skills. He is only responsible for spraying and not taking care of the aftermath. What if he accidentally sprays on himself one day?

So Lin Yi quietly asked Mr. Huang: "Is there a way to break this fire?"

At this time, Mr. Huang's heart was filled with overwhelming pain. He thought that he had been deeply educated in the right way for many years, practiced the right way, and corrected the Dharma, so that he could reach his current status. A bad mouth offends people everywhere, and there are enemies everywhere. This kind of thing that everyone calls for beating has actually cultivated the ability to breathe fire, and it is also the domineering and ferocious Samadhi True Fire. It not only pierces the heart, but also pierces the lungs and liver, and the entire five internal organs. All the six organs were stabbed and felt uncomfortable.

Lin Yi understood Mr. Huang's mood at this time and went to ask Lao Cao again.

Lao Cao scratched his head and said: "All things in the world will restrain each other if they grow with each other. No matter how powerful the magic is, there will always be a way to restrain it. This is a law. This fire must also have a way to restrain it."

But how to restrain himself, Lao Cao couldn't explain.Even Mr. Huang didn't know anything about it.

Lin Yi grabbed Wu Hua's neck and said, "Hurry up and thank Mr. Huang. This time, thanks to Mr. Huang's help, your eyes would have been destroyed otherwise."

His eyes no longer hurt, and his fire-breathing skills were back in the world. Not to mention how wonderful his mood was, Wu Hua did not take Mr. Huang's sarcastic words to heart at all, and solemnly thanked him solemnly.

"I am a crow, with a crow's beak and a crow's beak. How could I live up to this gift? Besides, I have no other ability except to curse. Huang Da, you saved me, but I still want to curse you. I curse The older you get, the more handsome you become, and your cultivation level becomes higher and higher. When you enter the mountains, you will be greeted by flowers, when you enter the water, you will receive koi carps, you can pick the moon from the sky, and you can catch dragons when you enter the sea. When you go out, you will have peach blossoms, when you come home, you will have a group of wives and concubines, and you will have a son, Jackie Chan. Give birth to a daughter and become a phoenix."

Lin Yi: "..."

Mr. Huang: "..."

……

After all this trouble, it was almost four o'clock in the morning. Lin Yi said goodbye to Mr. Huang and Lao Cao, and took Wu Hua home.

On the way down the mountain, a frightened bird flew through the forest. Suddenly, there was a cry of frightened birds in the forest, and then there was the sound of flapping wings. The birds in the whole forest seemed to have been attacked by natural enemies. nervous.

Lin Yi asked curiously: "At this time, will there be natural enemies attacking birds?"

Wu Hua looked at the dark woods below him and explained: "At night, except for the gray door, most creatures go to rest. Of course, it is not ruled out that hateful snakes will sneak into our lair, and Owls also like to move at night. It disturbs the birds' dreams."

While they were talking, one person and one bird had already flown down the mountain. The mountain wind blew the corners of Lin Yi's clothes. The bald bird Wu Hua, whose feathers had been burnt off, was no longer able to fly and could only be carried by Lin Yi's wings along the way. Fly quickly.

Wu Hua couldn't help complaining: "I said you can't hug me with both hands?" If you have to hold his wings, it's like a butcher killing a chicken.

Lin Yi held it far away with one hand and said, "I'm afraid you might accidentally spit fire at me."

Wu Hua gestured towards Lin Yi, and Lin Yi was so scared that he threw him away.

Wu Hua fluttered its featherless wings and fell straight down like a weight.Even though Lin Yi picked him up in time, he was so frightened that his heart was pounding and he couldn't help but curse: "Master, you are so heartless, how could you treat me like this? I am your spiritual pet, even though I have a bad mouth. You are a bit lazy, but I am loyal to you. Besides, I am no longer Wu Xia Amon, so you should be nicer to me. Only in this way can I be more loyal to you."

Lin Yi's tone was cool: "Replace 'you' with 'you'. Is this your loyalty?"

Wu Hua quickly said: "You have made me angry."

"Did I make you angry?" Lin Yi narrowed his eyes.

"No, no, no, it's because I'm a bitch-tongued and it's because I got carried away. Master, you taught me a lesson just now."

Lin Yi held his wings again and warned: "Before you can control your own skills, you are not allowed to blow at will. If it causes serious consequences, you and I will be friends without any discussion."

……

Wu Hua, without his feathers, appears in human form in front of the immortals every day.But with the disappearance of the feathers, not a single piece of his clothes was left, so Lin Yi had to find his own clothes and burn a few sets for him.

However, Wu Hua was short in stature, only 160cm tall, and could not fit into Lin Yi's clothes.Lin Yi had no choice but to buy him a few sets online, and for now he could only wear the paper clothes Lin Yi gave him.

Seeing this, the other immortals also asked Lin Yi to fold some paper clothes for them.

Based on the principle that a bowl of water should be balanced, Lin Yi had no choice but to work hard and fold some clothes for Hu Qi and his wife, Huang Wu and his wife, and Chang Shiyi.I was so busy all morning that I didn't dare to answer Liu Quan's call when I saw it.

"Master, why didn't you answer the call from your agent?" Hu Qi asked.

Fortunately, Liu Quan did not blame him, but asked him: "What happened to Wu Hua?"

Lin Yi was stunned, and then he thought that he disappeared after taking the trophy yesterday, which had caused a sensation inside and outside the industry. Now people in the industry are asking what happened to Lin Yi that delayed him so that he didn't even have time to go on stage to receive the award.

Later, it was Sun Qinqin who did some public relations for him, saying that something happened to Lin Yi's crow and his life was in danger. Lin Yi left the meeting early to save the crow.Although they were accused of making a fuss out of a molehill, most netizens still understood.

Netizens who have pets at home said: "Although they are just animals, for their owners, pets are equivalent to a family and a member of the family. This cannot be measured by money. I support Lin Yi."

"Wu Hua? Then I can understand Brother Lin's mood."

Many people @ Lin Yi on Weibo and asked how Wu Hua was doing.Sun Qinqin sent him a public relations message early this morning, saying that Wu Hua had turned the corner.

At Liu Quan's prompting, Lin Yi turned on his phone, and sure enough, various news about him appeared on the headlines again.Wang Yuexin shook hands with him across the chair, saying that Wang Yuexin had the strongest relationship with Lin Yi; Xiao Yuze pretended to ignore him, and was accused of burning bridges; Lin Yi took the trophy from Liu Shiqi's hand, and Liu Shiqi's confused expression was also made The emoticons made the headlines; outside the court, Liu Quan angrily blocked Lin Yi's path, and the short video of Liu Quan always stamping his feet when angry can be easily seen.Fortunately, netizens also posted a video of Liu Quan stomping his feet every time he was angry, and Lin Yi's fans all said they laughed like a goose.He also called Liu Quan the most worried agent in history.

Liu Quan also laughed at himself on his Weibo: "I can't hide it anymore. It is officially announced that Lin Yi is definitely the most unprofessional artist I have ever led."

This Weibo post was retweeted one after another, and netizens also made various jokes. It is confirmed that Lin Yi is the most unprofessional artist. Poor Liu Quan, who has been doing business seriously, is completely a hero.

Lin Yi clicked on his Weibo again, and sure enough, there were already [-] comments, all of which were trying to eliminate Lin Yi for not doing his job properly, because the manager was stamping his feet more and more often.

Lin Yi couldn't laugh or cry, and updated a Weibo: "Thank you for your concern. My naughty child has turned around, but he can't see anyone for the time being. Because all the feathers on his body were burnt. The bald bird is really nothing to look at, only one was plucked. Stupid feathered bird." Attached was a bare, dark butt of the bird, with the rest of the bird's body wrapped entirely in a towel.

Less than 2 minutes after uploading, the number of comments in the comment area exceeded [-]. Lin Yi later realized that Wu Hua was the immortal he raised. If this was uploaded to Weibo, he would face the risk of being exposed, so he prepared to remove the picture. .

But then I thought about it, there are traces on the Internet. If I delete it at this time, it will tell everyone that there is no 300 taels of silver here.

The pictures of Wu Hua’s naked buttocks were also wildly reposted.

Netizens expressed their laughter and Lin Yi's Weibo post was also reposted and commented on by major Vs.Some people have tasted the sweetness brought by the traffic bonus from Lin Yi, and modified and edited every weird news about Lin Yi, and attached their own humorous explanations. This not only increased their fans, but also brought Lin Yi a lot of attention. The unexpected exposure also successfully created multiple labels for Lin Yi.

"Otaku is really an otaku, because fans all say that they rarely meet Lin Yi on the road."

"Every time it's in the news, there are all kinds of reasons to make people angry."

"Only Lin Yi can slap a snake in public."

"The one who turned the agent's black hair into a first-class Mediterranean must be Lin Yi."

"After grabbing the trophy and running away, Liu Shiqi said in her heart: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?"

"The moment Lin Yi disappeared, the spotlight was tightening at the speed of the naked eye."

……

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Fans took up various memes on Lin Yi's Weibo, complaining about all the bizarre stories that Lin Yi makes headlines every time.Here, Lin Yizheng explained to his colleagues in the Special Affairs Bureau seriously: "Wu Hua has been with me for a few years. He is a very spiritual crow, but he often flies out. Sometimes there is no sign of the bird for three to five days. Recently, there has been a lot of He hasn’t been back for a while, that is, he was brought back by Lao Cao last night, and all his feathers were singed. It is said that he offended a certain ghost and god in the underworld and was punished."

Everyone will be suspicious.

Hei Niu asked bluntly: "Did you know that according to reliable information, Wu Hua is a sober spiritual pet in the world. Moreover, Wu Hua is also a great immortal."

Lin Yi made a surprised expression, and then said resolutely: "Impossible. How can such a small bird be an immortal. Even if it is really an immortal, Lao Cao should have told me, but Lao Cao has never mentioned it."

He turned to Lao Cao and said: "You must remember, you must bite me to death. This Wu Hua is not Bi Wu Hua. It is just an ordinary crow. It has the same name as the sober pet Wu Hua in the world."

Lao Cao said: "Why bother? What's the harm in letting them know?"

Lin Yi warned: "You underestimate human nature." For him, the vest was exposed, which did more harm than good. 149 will consider his identity as a ghost and give him a higher-level position.But for his family, it is quite dangerous.

Lao Cao added: "But the problem is, now the whole underworld knows that Wu Hua, a spiritual pet who is awake in the world, swallowed Dou Taiping's eyeballs, but turned out to be a blessing in disguise, possessing magical fire-breathing skills."

Lin Yi said in surprise: "Impossible? Mr. Huang was the only one present last night. He shouldn't be a rude person." Being able to be the spokesperson of Bixia Yuanjun in the mortal world must be extraordinary. Among them, a tight mouth is the first factor.

Lao Cao chuckled and pointed at himself: "Master Huang is indeed not a garrulous person, but I am."

Lin Yi: "..."

……

Under Lin Yi's fist service, Lao Cao, who was bruised and swollen, had to find ways to lie to Lin Yi.

Mad Rat also specially called the black cow, gopher, rooster, and the ghost eyes from Group C to Lin Yi's home.

"Nothing else, I just want to see what a naked crow looks like without its feathers."

When the ghost eyes arrived, Lin Yi knew their purpose. Fortunately, he had the foresight to find an adult crow in advance. He plucked the hair off its head and buttocks, hid it in the birdcage, wrapped its body in a towel, and only exposed The bird's bare head and butt.As soon as he saw a stranger, he immediately buried his head in the towel.

"It's really just an ordinary bird, but its IQ is indeed higher than that of ordinary birds." Ghost Eye observed the crow for a moment and came to a conclusion.

After Guiyan said so, everyone finally gave up their doubts and started talking about the fate of Tian Jing and his son.

Because the rat king Dou Taiping was dead, Tian Jing was injected to death, but his soul was still not saved and disappeared for no reason.

And Tian Xiang has already transferred all the property he inherited from Tian Jing to the state. According to the previous agreement, Tian Xiang left [-]% of the property and let him go free.

Nai Hetian wanted to tie himself up in a cocoon, and used magic to summon the Rat King, but he suffered from the inability to defecate. Ten days passed, and his belly was as swollen as a ball. He tried all the medical methods and folk prescriptions for defecation, but he still could not defecate.Later, I went to the hospital for a checkup and found out that my anus was closed, that is, my butthole was gone. In medical terms, it is called anal atresia, also known as anus lock or anus anus. No wonder I couldn't pass stool.

　It took a long time to write this article. I started to conceive it in 21 and kept the manuscript together. During this period, I made many changes. Due to the passage of time, many of the plots I wrote earlier have been almost forgotten.Thanks to the readers' corrections, the previous content cannot be modified, and now I can only fill it in as much as possible.

　　If there is anything inconsistent with the previous plot, please correct me.

　　The quality of my writing has not been very good recently. There is an uneasy mythical beast in the Gein family, which makes me feel angry and speechless. I would like to apologize to everyone.

　　
　
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