The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Lin Yi grabbed Wu Hua, pinched his neck, and said to Mr. Huang: "How about using half of the golden mountain in exchange for the queen's precious clothes?"

Mr. Huang's eyebrows moved slightly, but soon returned to their original state: "Sir Sober, it's not that Mr. Huang is ignorant, but that this black man is really abominable..."

"A mountain of gold can be used in exchange for the Queen's precious clothes," Lin Yi said decisively, "I don't want to force others to make things difficult, but sometimes, in order to achieve the goal, I have to resort to any means. Otherwise, I will ask Liu Silai to borrow the treasure from you. Clothes?"

Lin Yi offered bribes with money and threats with a big stick. Mr. Huang was so angry that he spent half a second thinking about it and finally agreed with a dark face.

Mr. Huang solemnly and solemnly took out a long box made of red sandalwood with dragon and sea patterns. He carefully took out the treasure clothes in the box and took out a registration book made of yellow paper. He asked Wu Hua and Lin Yi to sign on the yellow form. Draw a pledge.

Wu Hua was in so much pain that he wanted to gouge out his eyes. He quickly stretched out his paws, pressed his footprints on the yellow paper, and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, I can't stand it, I can't stand it..."

Mr. Huang slowly handed the yellow paper to the shrine of Bixia Yuanjun, lit the incense again, and performed a ceremony of lending the treasured clothes.

The person who borrowed the treasured clothes: The priest of Dongyue Yinsi is awake in the world.

The person who wears the treasured clothes: Feimencrow, surnamed Wuruhua.

Purpose: To suppress the evil energy caused by Wu Hua eating the rat king's eyeballs.

After less than half of the three sticks of incense were burned, Wu Hua scratched his head and ears before he said slowly: "That's all."

Wu Hua screamed, broke free from Lin Yi's grasp, and plunged into the shining golden treasure.

The precious clothes quickly wrapped the black painting tightly, and in an instant, the golden bloom bloomed, dazzling and full of sacred aura, making people dare not make mistakes.The dark hall was also filled with golden light, and the room was filled with golden light, gorgeous and bright.

Wu Hua's eyes were wrapped in golden light, but among the thousands of golden lights, there were still two streaks of black energy overflowing from his eye sockets.

Lin Yi took a few steps back, stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and looked at the golden light mixed with the black energy in Wu Hua's eyes in surprise, and asked a little strangely: "Chang Shiyi and the others were fine after eating the rat king's body, why did Wu Hua eat it?" Does the Rat King’s eyes hurt like this?”

Lao Cao was shocked by the scene in front of him, and said in amazement: "You have to ask Mr. Huang about this. He is the spokesperson of the empress, so he should know what is going on here."

Lin Yi cupped his hands towards Mr. Huang and said, "Please let me know."

A gentle smile appeared on the corners of Mr. Huang's lips: "With Master Xing's reputation, he must be very talented and well-informed. How can Mr. Huang have the face to do anything in front of you?"

Lao Cao and Lin Yi looked at each other, and Lao Cao said "Yo He" and smiled sadly: "It's different to be the spokesperson of the empress. Every word and deed has begun to gain prestige."

Mr. Huang turned his head, glanced at them, and raised his chin slightly: "Then, what kind of beauty is the empress? Thanks to the empress' love, Huang has the honor to serve under the empress. He will do his best and set an example. How can I lose the majesty of my mother-in-law?"

Lao Cao sneered and said, "It's better to talk than to sing. Dou Taiping has brought trouble to the world. Why don't you lead by example?"

Dou Taiping is the name of the Rat King whose body was eaten as a delicacy and his soul was tried in the Chenghuang Temple.

Mr. Huang: "..."

Lin Yi also knew that Huang Pizi was not broad-minded and could even be called a vengeful man. Lin Yi used Liu Si to threaten him, which also made Huang Pizi hate him.

With Huang Pizi's nature of loving to hold grudges, he was also afraid that this guy would retaliate against him secretly, because in this world, you can only commit a thief for a thousand days, but you can't guard against a thief for a thousand days.

Of course, although Huang Pizi was vengeful, he also had a clear sense of grudges, so Lin Yi rolled his eyes, took advantage of it, and said to the eldest son Huang: "Thank you very much, eldest son, for lending me your precious clothes to save me. Of course, the eldest son is so busy." It's not for nothing." In addition to the promised gold mountain, Lin Yi also gave as an additional gift a bundle of fine fragrance and a bad luck charm that can bring bad luck.

"This is the incense rewarded to me by the superiors. I borrow flowers to offer to the Buddha, please enjoy it." Lin Yi put a bundle of homemade incense on the table. No immortal would turn away this kind of incense made from the finest materials.When Mr. Huang saw the fragrance, his eyes widened, his breathing became uncontrollably heavy, and his pointed mouth swallowed saliva uncontrollably.

Lin Yi secretly laughed and put another talisman on the table. Shi Shiran said: "I drew this myself. It is a bad luck talisman. After lighting it, silently recite the name and birth date of the person you hate, and that person will be good." Three disasters and nine disasters, when encountering auspicious disasters. Or if you ignite it directly and throw it at the opponent, it will also make the opponent unlucky for 49 to [-] days in a row. This talisman is overbearing and dangerous, and can only be solved by filth. Remember not to use it rashly, so as not to suffer disaster. Punishment will backfire."

If this bundle of fragrance made Mr. Huang's saliva secrete like crazy, then this bad luck charm made Mr. Huang's face change slightly, and his eyes kept flashing.

The alluring smell of the fragrance from the bundles on the table is like a hungry wolf suddenly seeing a piece of fresh meat; the bad luck charm that can bring bad luck to the opponent is like a tiger with wings, oil poured on the fire, human nature The jealous mentality of hating someone's wealth and looking forward to someone's poverty was nakedly exposed at this time.

Lao Cao smiled sadly and said: "It's just a gift of incense. Are you willing to give this bad luck charm? That's quite generous."

Lin Yi said: "The eldest son is not an outsider."

Mr. Huang swallowed, picked up the bad luck charm and looked at it carefully under the lamp, and said calmly: "According to law, as the chief steward of the Empress Temple, I shouldn't get too close to ghosts and gods, but Master Xingxing is not an outsider. How can you and I stop eating because of choking in our friendship? I will accept your gift and I will use it in the future. As long as it does not violate the purpose of the Niangniang Temple, just give me your orders."

Sweet dates in one hand and a big stick in the other, it worked really well. No matter how angry Mr. Huang was, he had to consider the consequences of having an affair with the most powerful ghost in the underworld, Su Xing.

Mr. Huang knew everything about this fragrance that made people salivate wildly just by smelling it.

Looking at the Wu Hua shrouded in golden light, Mr. Huang added tea to Lin Yi and Lao Cao, and said slowly: "Dou Taiping committed a heinous crime to bring harm to the world. He not only violated the laws of heaven, but also brought disaster to himself. He I also know that once I embark on the evil heretic path, I will one day be backlashed by the evil energy. If I rely on evil practices, the evil energy will be generated in my body. Once the evil energy penetrates into my brain, I will truly fall into the evil way and will never be reincarnated. In order to avoid the backlash of the demonic energy, most people will lead the demonic energy to some corner of the body. If I, Huangmen, practice demonic skills, my tail will be my first choice to store the demonic energy. Because for me, Huangmen, the tail is dispensable. But Huimen is different. The whole body of Huimen can be discarded, but only his eyes. Therefore, they usually sacrifice their eyes to save themselves."

Lin Yi said in surprise: "Most of Huimen live in darkness, and their eyes can't function well?"

Mr. Huang laughed: "Actually, Hui Men's eyesight is really not that good. They can only see 5 inches away, so there is an idiom called rat eyes short-sighted. That's how it came about."

Mr. Huang continued to educate Lin Yi about science. Although Hui Men's eyesight was not good, he could really see all around and listen to all directions.Compared to the sensitivity of the ears, Hui Men's eyes are not of much use after he has cultivated to a certain level.Because if the eyeballs are broken, you can completely replace them with a new pair.

"Can the eyes be replaced?" Lin Yi was extremely surprised.

Mr. Huang smiled slightly: "Yes, if the hands and feet are broken, they will be broken, but the eyes can be replaced. Just use ones of the same race."

Although Huimen generally have low cultivation levels and low combat effectiveness, they are superior in number and have strong reproductive capabilities. It is too easy to make eyesores.

Lin Yi observed the changes in Wu Hua's eyes and said, "It turns out that Hui Men's eyes can be changed. It's really a great experience."

Under the blessing of Baoyi, the demonic energy in Wu Hua's eyes was gradually diluted, and the wisps of black energy gradually became thinner until they disappeared.

When the golden light also disappeared, Wu Hua moved his body, rolled his eyes, and said in surprise: "My eyes don't hurt anymore." After a while, he shouted in surprise: "The injuries on his body are also healed." He fluttered in a showy manner. He spread his wings and flew out of the house, flying twice in a row before landing on Lin Yi's palm.

Lin Yi was particularly surprised by the weight in his palm: "Hey, why have you become fat?"

"No, I just flew twice, and my body was so light. I thought I had lost weight." Wu Hua looked at Mr. Huang and said, "Master Huang, I can't thank you enough for your kindness. I really shouldn't have cursed you before." That’s right, I solemnly apologize to you now.”

Lin Yi Lao Cao: "..."

Mr. Huang's fair face was blue and purple.

Wu Hua said again: "I heard that you haven't been able to do it for half a year. Is this true? It shouldn't be. My curse is said to only last for three to seven days. Is it because you can't do it yourself?"

Lin Yi pinched Wu Hua's neck. If he was allowed to continue talking, he couldn't guarantee whether this guy would be torn into pieces.

"I finally understand Mr. Huang's mood now. You have to be lucky that you are my spiritual pet, otherwise, I can't help but want to kill you." Lin Yi added to Mr. Huang, "This guy talks He spoke out loud, so I apologize to the eldest son on his behalf." He gave the eldest son Huang another bundle of incense.

Wu Huarou said painfully: "We usually eat more delicious food, but you are always digging for it. You are very generous to outsiders."

Lin Yi sneered: "I'm sorry, this is your incense. In the next month, you can't even think of eating half of it."

Wu Hua yelled, but Lin Yi held his mouth and warned: "If you keep talking bad, believe it or not, I will never open your mouth."

Lin Yi always kept his word, and Wu Hua really didn't dare to do it again.He said obediently that he would be happy to talk and would never do it again.

For the sake of the fragrance, Mr. Huang reluctantly regained his original expression and said to Lin Yi calmly: "Only Mr. Sober can deal with this bitch."

Wu Hua, who had lost face, flew angrily under the eaves, spread his wings, and was surprised to find that his wings were actually shining brightly, reflecting a faint green light under the candlelight.

"Haha, feathers have grown too." Wu Hua shouted happily and blew on his wings. Suddenly a string of sparks came out of his mouth, and the feathers ignited with a bang. Wu Hua's whole body turned into a fireball, frightening Everyone jumped.

Lin Yi was in the body of a soul, so the sparks burned his whole body with burning pain, and he hurriedly ran away.Not to mention Lao Cao and Mr. Huang.

Wu Hua was still rolling on the spot and stamping his feet: "Help, my feathers. Water, where is the water?"

Lin Yi quickly took out the mineral water from the storage ring and poured it on, but it was of no use at all.

Mr. Huang pointed in the direction, "There is a washing pool in the backyard, and there is half a tank of water there..."

Wu Hua rushed out like an arrow.

The water that accumulated a foot high put out the fire on Wu Hua's body.It was not that it was extinguished by water, but that Wu Hua's feathers were burned to the ground. After the feathers were gone, the fire went out automatically.

"Help, I can't swim." Wu Hua, who was burned into a black-skinned bird, fluttered desperately in the water.

Lin Yi stepped forward and picked him up.

Wu Hua looked at his bare feathers and body, and screamed: "My feathers..."

There is a saying that a phoenix with fallen wings is not as good as a chicken.Phoenixes that have lost their feathers are all very ugly, let alone crows.

Looking at Wu Hua who was smoked black, not to mention that all the feathers on his body were burned away, the originally yellow flesh was also burnt black by the smoke and fire. At this time, Wu Hua, There is still the charm of a crow, just like an old hen that has been scalded.

Looking at Wu Hua crying, Lin Yi didn't know how to comfort him.

"How could this happen? How could this happen? I have lost all my old faces here." Wu Hua cried so sadly.

Mr. Huang and Lao Cao were trying their best to hold back their laughter. If they weren't afraid that Fei Men would become angry and curse them, they would have laughed like pigs.

Seeing Wu Hua crying so sadly, Lin Yi could only comfort him and said: "It's okay, it's okay, the feathers will grow back."

Wu Hua cried loudly: "I am Fei Men, but my feathers are the only thing that weighs me down. Without feathers, it's like losing a weapon of self-defense. Without feathers, I can't fly, I can't keep warm, and I can't resist viruses and small flying insects... The most important thing is Yes, it’s still ugly.”

Lin Yi felt that all comforts to Wu Hua, who had lost a feather that was more important than life, were so feeble.

So, Lin Yi could only say: "Even if you have feathers, you are still ugly."

Wu Hua choked, and then cried even harder.

"Master doesn't take you like this, how can you rub salt into other people's wounds?"

Lin Yi said: "It's really strange. The Samadhi True Fire has always been domineering. Why does it only burn your feathers but you don't feel any pain?"

Then Lin Yi pinched Wu Hua hard.

Wu Hua screamed miserably: "Master, why are you pinching me?"

Lin Yi quickly touched the painful area and said, "I thought you had lost your pain nerve, so I just pinched you and tried."

Wu Hua was furious: "I've been miserable enough. Instead of comforting me, you added fuel to the fire and added fuel to the fire. It's so heartless." Suddenly he was pinched again. Wu Hua was furious and raised his bare wings. , pointed at Lin Yi and shouted: "Don't think that because you are my master, you can bully me at will. Let me tell you, no way! Uncle Wu, although I have lost my feathers, I am definitely not a chicken."

"Don't be too busy crying yet," Lin Yi looked at the bare black painting, "Let me ask you, the real fire of Samadhi is so overbearing and fierce, once it is infected, it is like a tarsal bone, but why are you only affected by feathers, but not a hair on your body? Where is Wushang?"

Wu Hua suddenly stopped crying, and even Lao Cao and Mr. Huang's expressions became serious.