After being poisoned by her lover

Chapter 183 Born as a Crab, I'm Sorry
The first comrade who got zero seals appeared. As far as Ye Zhaoling was concerned, in all fairness, she didn't feel that she hated this story at all.

The villagers' brains are indeed sick, and Ye Zhaoling has strengthened this idea.

She tried her best to clear her mind, so as not to be discovered by her immediate superiors that she had such outrageous thoughts.

After a while, Ye Zhaoling felt that the hair on the left side of his cheek was pulled away by a cold pliers——

River crab guy!No one can brush up the sense of presence better than her.

He Xie was always paying attention to Ye Zhaoling's expression, why would he like to stuff his whole body under her cloak and into the narrow space on her shoulders?
Not only did she have a crab face, but she had zero-distance contact with Ye Zhaoling without any psychological burden, and she would pull her hair and stretch her neck to look at Ye Zhaoling's face.

To wear a black cloak, you must cover your entire face under the hood, without revealing any skin, but you really can't stop the dog from pulling the hood and staring at Ye Zhaoling's face——

This is not a manifestation of any cross-species events it wants to develop, it is purely for observing human micro-expressions and analyzing human psychological activities.

That is to say, its crab head is completely different from the brain structure of human beings. Even an advanced animal like human beings can't see anything similar to "expression" on that crumpled crab face. Crab roe is not a river crab with a crab brain...

Uh, we don't know what tricks it can tell just by looking at the expressions on people's faces.

Ye Zhaoling sighed, sitting here is purely full of food and nothing to do, it's too boring, too boring, nobles really like to mess around.

It is obviously a very simple matter, no one can lie to the nobles, no one can violate the will of the nobles, based on these two points alone, to be more straightforward, after calling everyone to the scene, ask them one by one in order if they have killed someone or not. ?

Ye Zhaoling dared to say that in less than 10 minutes, the sinner can reveal his true colors, so why bother to spend the whole night sitting in the church, talking about useless things?

Of course, if she could also make up a story in a few minutes and win the applause, instead of sitting here staring, unable to think of anything, her mind went blank...

If she can come up with a good story, she'll be fine sitting here all night!
But she couldn't make it up.

Mullet roe.

"Hey! What kind of expression do you have? The white eyes almost rolled into the sky! What's wrong? What's wrong? Are you sick again? I didn't provoke you! Why do you scare a weakling with that expression? Helpful and poor crab?"

"Eye cramps."

"Huh? Do your human eyes really have cramp?" He Xie asked suspiciously, as if he would not give up without asking, "Which cramp is it?"

Ye Zhaoling's face remained unchanged: "It's the tendon in my brain that wants to kill a certain river crab. I want to eat steamed pork ribs with river crab, June yellow with waxed crab, steamed crab paste, tofu river crab soup, golden curry crab , Spicy River Crab, Baked Chicken Balls with Autumn Crab, Huadiao Drunken Crab, Stir-fried Rice Cake with Hairy Crab..."

"Aren't you a civilized person? If you really think I offended you. Please don't be angry. I'm a crab, I'm sorry. My nonsense bothers you, you can come and scold me, please don't I lost my mind because of these boring behaviors of mine and directly raised the butcher's knife at me. Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot! I'm not important, I'm insignificant, I can even be compared with single-celled organisms, my words can't move you like Kunlun An iceberg-like heart on a mountain. It’s okay, even if you don’t want to reply to me, I won’t do anything. I’m used to it, I’m used to it. I often play a one-man show alone, and I don’t even know if it’s my brain I can’t even see a single expression on your face. I found out later that this is your problem! My every word is sincere, and these passionate and free words can’t move you so much My Lady Queen! I understand everything, but I’m not that important! After all—"

"I'm just a crab."

"Born to be a crab, I'm sorry."

Ye Zhaoling was dumbfounded.

This guy babbled such a long paragraph, and he didn't even need to take a breath!
Could it be that the lung structure of crabs is stronger than that of humans? !

"Uh I..."

Before Ye Zhaoling said anything, He Xie interrupted her again: "That's right, you are a sensible person, and I understand what you understand; I am also a sensible person, and a sensible person should understand that I understand what you understand; As long as everyone understands that understanding people should understand what I understand and what you understand, then our daily life will be full of understanding people who understand what other understanding people understand."

Ye Zhaoling: ...

Yes, very good, I really don't know if this guy's crab roe will have a different taste from ordinary crab roe.

Well, what about the Thirteen Commandments?

kind, friendly, kind, tolerant, calm...

After trying to dry up all the thoughts in his head, Ye Zhaoling said softly in an extremely gentle voice: "...I really want to trample you to death."

The river crab lay next to Ye Zhaoling's neck and cried out loudly. Since the priest was beside him, its voice was very low, like a mosquito humming.

"I know that everything I have done has caused you a lot of harm! I am unreasonable, I am mischievous, and this is all because I really feel that you are the closest and most familiar person to me. That's why I have no reservations about you. You are so unscrupulous! If there is anything that makes you unhappy, please tell me, don’t sulk yourself, or my heart will be more painful than yours, and I can’t sleep! I love you! If you can be with me Silver coin, I promise I will love you more tomorrow than I do now."

"I don't want to listen to your nonsense, crab, I personally don't think it's elegant to eat raw, what do you think?"

"What do I think? What do I think? Why should I think? How dare you eat a crab that can speak human?! Why do you pretend to be elegant or not elegant? Let me tell you, this is not a pancake, this This kind of food is called blueberries, commonly known as apples. It grows in the rainforest of the Sahara Desert. Because it looks like a penguin, we like to call him a polar bear. You uneducated guy, you don’t even know cactus, so don’t call him a watermelon. Is it? Again, this orange is called a kiwi.”

While Ye Zhaoling was thinking about saying something to stop the mouth of this messy crab——

"Puff!—"

After a loud bang.

Ye Zhaoling's eyes widened: "Did you fart?"

He Xie didn't answer, but suddenly twirled and slid down Ye Zhaoling's shoulder like a slide.

"What are you doing?" Ye Zhaoling had to ask again.

He Xie grabbed her waist tightly, buried her in her arms, stretched out her cloak, and said very cautiously: "I am not an ordinary fart!"

"Otherwise?" Ye Zhaoling, whose shoulders were crushed by a fart inexplicably, said coolly, "Could it be a 360-degree spiral rainbow fart?"

"No," said the crab shiveringly, bumping its head against her waist, "this is a sign!"

"—A harbinger of bad luck!"

　

　　
　
(End of this chapter)