Chapter 20 Willing?

"Jiang Liuer!"

The youth turned a deaf ear.

"Jiang Liuer! Jiang Liuer! Jiang Liuer!"

The girl is unrelenting.

The next moment, a steamed bun was stuffed into her mouth, and a smile flashed in the helpless young man's eyes: "Eat more steamed buns, and talk less."

Rhubarb on the ground looked at the two eating happily, and there was a hint of longing in his round eyes.

"Hmph!" The girl took a bite of the steamed bun viciously, and fell silent for a while.

Jiang Liu'er raised her head to look at the sky, and at the same time tapped her leg, with a sad expression on her face.

"Hey, I think that at my age, I should have enjoyed the blessings long ago. I suffered such a big crime, and I walked the mountain road all night for someone, and my legs hurt, and my feet hurt. She doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young." ..."

The girl looked at him angrily at first, but after a few seconds, her face changed into a smile, with round almond eyes: "I'll pinch your legs!"

As she spoke, she knocked left and right diligently, looking very cute.

"It's almost there."

The young man looked at her black hair, and took a sip of the tea in his hand with satisfaction.

After a few minutes, the girl's hands became weak.

Jiang Liu'er couldn't help complaining: "I said Miss Zhao, you said you were in a good mood this morning, you cooked three extra bowls of rice and ate so much, shouldn't you only have such a little strength? Are you tickling mosquitoes? "

"A hammer on the arm, and a shoulder."

"Jiang Liu'er! You walk with your legs and feet, not with your two stinky paws!" Zhao Yiru sat up straight and screamed viciously.

But soon, she restrained herself again: "When senior brother comes back! I must tell him that you are bullying me again!"

Jiang Liu'er nodded noncommittally, raised her hand like a magic trick, and a small white jade bottle tied with a string hung down from her palm.

When Zhao Yiru saw the bottle, her face turned pale, she bit her lip and reached out to grab it.

Jiang Liu'er threw the bottle to her.

"Okay, let's go.—"

"Let's say, I bullied you and took you to Qingcheng Mountain to hunt wild boars to eat; I bullied you and even ordered the Dreaming Fragrant Cloth to set up the phantom array; I bullied you and even helped you find faults with your senior brother's wife..."

"Ah!" Zhao Yiru screamed, interrupting Jiang Liuer's words.

"That woman is not the brother's wife! It's all fake! It's all fake! They can't! Be together!"

Jiang Liu'er taunted mercilessly: "In your eyes, he is like a flower in a mirror, and all the women in the world are naturally unworthy of him."

Zhao Yiru looked at him coldly with almond eyes: "This is the truth, is there something wrong?"

Jiang Liu'er stood up and looked at her coldly: "I dare not speak of your senior brother, I am only a little bit older, how can I deserve to speak of your precious senior brother behind my back?"

Zhao Yiru poked his neck and said, "You just need to know yourself!"

Jiang Liu'er sneered, "I don't need Miss Zhao to bother me if I know myself, but do you have self-knowledge? Why don't you ask yourself, what right do you have to hold on to him because you are so grandiose?"

"This melon that can't be twisted by force, don't you feel flustered when you look at it day and night?"

Zhao Yiru threw the steamed bun in his hand at Jiang Liuer's face, but he dodged it.

"I don't care whether it's Wang Po's melon or Lu Xun's melon, I will look after my senior brother alone in my life!"

Jiang Liuer looked at her dead look, and couldn't get angry: "Zhao Yiru, it's not that I, Jiang Liuer, look down on you. But now, you really have to take a good look at yourself!"

"Ten years in the flick of a finger, a dream in a moment! Who really took it for real?"

"I see that the two of them are obviously not in this pot, and neither of them takes these bullshits seriously! It's just you stupid girl, you have to admit it! You have to believe it, and you are still biting an innocent mortal. Don't let go!"

"Like a mad dog."

"That woman is just a mortal, she doesn't know anything, but you want to use my hand to put her to death, do you dare to let your senior brother know about this?"

Zhao Yiru stared at him blankly: "You scolded me?"

Jiang Liu'er looked at her and shook her head: "I scolded Zhao Yiru, does it have something to do with your Miss Zhao?"

"I don't want to argue with you, Jiang Liuer. You don't understand anything."

Zhao Yiru ran away in a flash.

Jiang Liu'er threw the steamed buns on the ground to the rhubarb dripping on the side, and sighed: "I really don't know who doesn't understand anything."

"Rhubarb, you know what it's like to eat this piece of steamed bun in your mouth. I won't let you eat it, and you won't eat it even if you're bleeding. You are more obedient than her. My uncle said that you are the most obedient in our village." Human."

Rhubarb raised his head, rolled his round eyes, stretched his neck and swallowed the bun in one gulp.

"Understanding human nature may not necessarily understand people's hearts, and you will never understand people's hearts."

The door opened with a "creak", Jiang Liu'er's eyes lit up, she turned her head to look, and then turned her head in disappointment.

"..."

Zhang Wei held a large purple casserole with a speechless expression on his face: "I heard you calling me from afar! I also said that you were thinking about my old bone, and I was very pleased. It turns out that I was being sentimental again, and this is another Are you losing your temper?"

Bursts of mouth-watering aroma wafted out of the purple casserole, making Jiang Liu'er look into the pot frequently.

Jiang Liuer pretended not to hear it, and questioned his soul: "Little uncle, can you cook chicken stewed with mushrooms?"

"I know a hammer."

Jiang Liu'er hesitated in holding the chopsticks and the bowl, he picked up the rhubarb on the ground and blocked the purple casserole: "Then this is?"

Jiang Liu'er was afraid that she couldn't hold it back, so she directly dazzled the pot, and then turned into a sky monkey.

Zhang Wei put down the purple casserole and scratched his head: "It's a long story..."

He quickly picked up the chopsticks and the bowl, and filled a bowl full of chicken.

"Let's make a long story short!" Jiang Liuer's stomach growled when he smelled the aroma, and whoever made him eat the dried buns for more than a month would almost turn into rhubarb.

"Put the rhubarb down first, he's five hundred years old and almost an adult, and he's still holding it in his arms! Is this plausible?" Zhang Weiyi said solemnly, and then his mouth was full of greasy food.

Jiang Liu'er almost smashed the rhubarb tortoise shell on the little uncle's bald gourd: "Put down the bowl first, and then show off after talking!"

"...Hi, this matter, I have to talk about it like that girl, although she learns to pick up sesame seeds and throw watermelons, she forgets once she learns, but she is clever."

"Keep it simple, the way of speaking is simple. If you want to say that she is stupid, just say it straight?"

Zhang Wei scratched his bald head: "The girl is old enough to save face, you still have to be careful." After speaking, he blew on the hot mushroom soup in the bowl, and gulped it down.

Jiang Liu'er ran to get the bowl and chopsticks again, and when he came back, more than half of the pot full of stewed chicken and mushrooms had been lost by Xuan, and he regretted it.

"Stop showing off! Save some for me! This mushroom is a good thing!"

Zhang Wei chuckled: "It's hard for you, a famous rotten head, to be able to recognize good things at a glance!"

"Cut, isn't it the 300-year-old, extremely rare, hard-to-find Haiqiongzi? Don't look at me, it's written like this in textbooks, and I've only seen it in books, and I've never eaten it. Woolen cloth!
Don't say, Zhao Yiru got this thing?I'd rather believe that rhubarb can climb trees. "

Zhang Wei looked at the little yellow tortoise on the ground, and shook his head: "That girl secretly took it away from his senior brother's house, and then came to me."

Jiang Liu'er swallowed the tender and juicy Q-bomb mushrooms, curled her lips: "I don't think of me when there are good things, so sad, so sad."

"Tsk, looking for you? Do you know what this thing is for?"

"Damn! What else can it be used for—"

So Zhang Wei and Rhubarb on the ground looked at him with their eyes.

Jiang Liu'er raised her eyebrows: "I really don't know."

Zhang Wei and Da Huang shook their heads at the same time.

"300 years ago, the mushrooms cultivated by a fairy were of course used for alchemy. As for the alchemy, you can refer to those stocks like her brother's. He should know the details."

Jiang Liu'er choked, the delicious mushroom stuck in his throat, and the delicious juice flowed down, he said vaguely: "Is it too late for me to spit it out now?"

Zhang Wei smashed his mouth: "Look at your ignorant appearance. Although this mushroom is hallucinogenic, mortals will die if they eat too much, but you are not a mortal body. At most, you have indigestion. ..."

Jiang Liu'er made up her mind, swallowed it resolutely, and then poured another bowl: "Then eat more, anyway, it's a rush."

Zhang Wei glanced at him speechlessly: "The smell of Dreaming Fragrance on you is too strong, wash it with Broken Dream Pill mixed with chili water, or let her senior brother know, and you will have good fruit to eat."

Jiang Liu'er hissed, and muttered a few words like "Just like that girl! Girls are not allowed to stay" in a very aggrieved manner.

Afterwards, he looked at the empty purple casserole unsatisfied, licked the bowl clean, and asked very curiously: "So mortals eat too much, and die?"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei sneered.

"Do you think he is willing?"

"A mortal who eats sea qiongzi too much will die in a dream."

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(End of this chapter)

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