Sweeping the Infinity from Apprenticeship to Chen You

Chapter 212 In Xiananmao Gezu Lineage...

After confirming that this is the world of "Mr. Zombie", Lin Ge was in a good mood, feeling like he had finally found an organization after wandering outside for decades.

"Mr. Zombie", "Uncle Zombie", "Mr. Fantastic" and "Zombie Supreme" are the zombie tetralogy made by Uncle Ying. If you count the later "Mr. Zombie" and other movies, there are quite a lot of movies in this series In this way, it makes sense to position it as "Zombie World".

The more movies involved in the reincarnation world, the more branches, even if there is no zombie king in the movie "Mr. Zombie", it is not difficult to find a zombie king from the vast world.

Maybe the corpse-turned old man of the Ren family is a zombie king. After all, according to the combat power system of "Mr. Zombie", zombies are only invulnerable, can jump high, and jump fast, which is better than a certain movie that can fly into the sky and escape from the ground. Zombies are much easier to deal with.

Although Uncle Ying played a Maoshan Taoist in the movie "Mr. Zombie", compared with Mao Xiaofang, who has no selfishness in "Zombie Taoist" and completely self-sacrificing, he is more "stubborn", "stingy", and "loves money". "And other more down-to-earth labels also make this role plump.

Of course, this also increases the difficulty of contacting them. If you want to sign up for a name and completely win over the other party like in "Zombie Daoist", the possibility is very low.

In this movie, Uncle Ying plays Maoshan Taoist Lin Jiu, whose real name is Lin Fengjiao. He has two apprentices, one is the old-looking Wencai, and the other is the handsome Qiusheng.

If Uncle Jiu is not easy to get in touch with, these two apprentices are a good breakthrough.Lin Ge decided to follow up and have a look first, try to get in touch first, and then make plans.

As Lin Ge walked, he put chocolate and "soul" into the inner layer of the travel bag, and then affixed a charm to temporarily block the evil spirit of the little girl and Ou Yongqi, and then wrapped the travel bag with a yellow cloth, becoming the most common in this era. cloth bag.

Lin Ge followed Uncle Jiu to a restaurant decorated in a rather Western style. The doorman opened the door and made a gesture to invite in.

Uncle Jiu nodded slightly to the door boy to express his gratitude, while Wen Cai raised his head, enjoying the service quite a bit.

As soon as he entered the door, a waiter in a neat suit immediately stepped forward and asked Uncle Jiu politely, "Sir, do you have a reserved seat?"

Uncle Jiu was stunned for a moment, or because it was the first time he entered such a "high-end" place, he seemed quite uncomfortable, and said awkwardly: "No."

Before the waiter could speak, he saw Wen Cai raised his head and asked arrogantly, "Why didn't Ren Fa give us a seat?"

"Oh, Master Ren?" The waiter immediately became respectful, and made a gesture of invitation to the two: "Please follow me."

Seeing the waiter walking forward, Uncle Jiu glared at Wen Cai, as if blaming him for talking too much.At this time, he noticed Lin Ge who entered the door.

Lin Ge nodded friendly and walked upstairs.

Uncle Jiu looked away and followed the waiter upstairs.When the waiter led the two to where Master Ren was, Lin Ge found a seat beside them.

"Hi, Uncle Nine." When Master Ren saw Uncle Nine, he stood up and greeted him politely, which showed that Uncle Nine had a very high reputation in Renjia Village.

"Master Ren, hello. Please sit down, please sit down." After Jiu Shu sat down, in order to avoid embarrassment, he took the initiative to find a topic: "I heard that Ling Qianjin came back from the provincial capital, why didn't you come together?"

Master Ren sighed: "This girl has just learned how to make up, and she will teach people everywhere as soon as she comes back... Sigh, she won't listen to what you say, it's okay, don't worry about her, she will come by herself in a while."

Wen Cai leaned on the table with one hand, rolled his eyes when he heard Master Ren's words, and muttered, "You look like a bun, and your daughter isn't that pretty."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a girl in a pink dress walking up the stairs.

"My girl is here." Master Ren said.

Wen Cai looked back with disdain, then turned back, and then he was taken aback for a moment, then turned back slowly, this time he couldn't take his eyes off again.

"Father." The girl came to Master Ren and called out sweetly.

Master Ren pointed to Uncle Jiu and said, "Quickly call Uncle Jiu."

"Ninth Uncle."

Uncle Jiu responded with a slightly reserved voice, and quickly said, "Sit, sit. Ouch, it doesn't take long, I didn't expect it to be this big."

Wen Cai stared at the pair of little white bears under the dress with an idiotic expression, and said with a foolish smile, "It's so big."

The girl was taken aback for a moment, and then saw Wen Cai's gaze staring at her, her face immediately turned cold, and she was about to explode when the waiter happened to step forward and hand over the menu.

The girl snorted coldly, and put the menu on the table. Only then did Wen Cai realize that he was being rude, so he quickly looked away and looked down at the menu.

Master Ren asked with a pipe in his mouth, "What do you want to drink?"

The girl looked at the waiter and said, "Give me a cup of coffee."

Uncle Jiu opened the menu and found that he couldn't understand the foreign characters on it. Thinking of the "Coffee" that the girl said just now, he said a few words silently.

Master Ren looked at the waiter and said, "Give me another cup of coffee."

"I want coffee too." Wen Cai answered quickly, then looked at Uncle Jiu and asked, "Master, what do you drink?"

Uncle Jiu looked at the menu very seriously, then closed it, handed the menu to the waiter very naturally and said, "I want a cup of Kefei too."

After hearing this, Wen Cai quickly said: "Master, I don't want coffee, I also want 'kefei', okay?"

Uncle Jiu reprimanded: "Just call it and forget it."

"Oh." Wen Cai nodded regretfully.

Hearing this, the girl burst out laughing, but felt impolite, so she quickly covered her mouth.Master Ren glanced at her and said helplessly, "Tingting."

"Oh." Ren Tingting hurriedly lowered her head.

Master Ren looked at Uncle Jiu with an apologetic face, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Uncle Jiu, regarding your late father's coffin and burial, I wonder if you have chosen an auspicious date?"

As soon as he talked about his "professionalism", Uncle Jiu immediately acted as if he had changed into a different person. His tone was confident and unquestionable: "I think you should think about it first. It's better to be 'quiet' than to 'move'."

Master Ren said: "I've already thought it over clearly. Back then, Feng Shui experts said that the coffin must be raised and buried in 20 years. This will be good for us."

Before Uncle Jiu could speak, Wencai said disdainfully, "Hey, you can't trust Feng Shui."

Ren Tingting snorted coldly: "Can you believe what you say?"

"Of course." Wencai replied proudly, and when he turned around, he met Uncle Shangjiu's dissatisfied eyes, quickly lowered his head, and stopped talking.

Master Ren also looked at Ren Tingting and reprimanded: "My lord is talking, children don't interrupt. Uncle Nine, my father specifically ordered this matter before he passed away, so I need you to worry about it."

Seeing Master Ren's insistence, Uncle Jiu nodded and said, "In this case, the coffin will be opened at Shenshi tomorrow."

"What are we going to prepare?" Master Ren asked.

Uncle Jiu said: "Need..."

"Of course it's money." Wen Cai interjected.

Uncle Jiu looked at him helplessly: "How much do you want?"

Just as Wen Cai gestured for a "three", he realized that it was not Master Ren who was asking the question, but Master, so he quickly withdrew his hand and smiled awkwardly.

Master Ren smiled and said: "Small, small. No problem, Uncle Nine, then this matter will be settled like this. I will trouble you more."

As soon as the words fell, a waiter came behind Master Ren, bent down and said in a low voice, "Master Ren, Huang Wanwan is here, waiting for you over there."

Master Ren nodded, looked at Uncle Jiu and said, "Uncle Jiu, I'll go over there and say hello, I'll be back soon, you go at your own pace."

As he said that, he turned to the waiter and said, "Go get some egg tarts and greet Uncle Jiu."

"Yes."

After Master Ren left, the waiter brought the coffee.

Wen Cai glanced at the two glasses of "water" in front of him, one black and one white, and leaned over to Uncle Jiu, and asked in a low voice, "Master, there are two glasses of black and white, which one should you drink first?"

"See how they drink." Uncle Jiu winked.

Although the voices of the two were quiet, they were still heard by Ren Tingting. Ren Tingting was already dissatisfied with Wen Cai's previous actions, so she started to play tricks on the two of them.

She first took a sip of the cup of black coffee, resisting the bitter taste in her mouth, then silently took a sip of milk, then picked up a small spoon, scooped a spoonful of sugar into her mouth, and nodded in satisfaction. head.

Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai looked at each other, they both saw the light in each other's eyes, as if they were saying that this is how this thing drinks.

Uncle Jiu was about to follow suit, but saw Ren Tingting picked up the small spoon again, scooping sugar into the milk continuously, seven spoonfuls in a row, then put down the spoon in satisfaction, picked it up and took a sip.

However, if you look at it from behind Ren Tingting, you can clearly see that she is just putting on a show and not drinking coffee at all.

Although it was just a small trick, it easily fooled Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai. Uncle Jiu immediately picked up the spoon and started adding sugar to the coffee.

Just as I was adding the third spoonful, a sentence floated beside me: "Cutting sugar is also sugar, so be careful if you add too much. It's too sweet. Young people are naughty, don't be teased."

When Ren Tingting heard this, she glanced sideways and said, "How many..."

Before the word "mouth" could be cursed out, Lin Ge's eyes just met, he was stunned for a moment, his face turned red, and he immediately withdrew his eyes, turning back shyly.

"Too sweet? Master, what does he mean by too sweet?" Wen Cai asked in confusion.

"Shut up, drink your coffee." Uncle Jiu silently put the coffee with three spoons of sugar in front of Wen Cai, and took away his cup of coffee that hadn't had time to add sugar. song at a glance.

Lin Ge poured the coffee and milk together, scooped a spoonful of sugar, picked up the cup, and made a "please" gesture to Uncle Jiu. Those who didn't know it thought they were drinking wine.

Uncle Nine also immediately picked up his cup to pay homage to Lin Ge.

At this time, Master Ren just came back and saw that Wen Cai was sitting still, so he said, "Drink this coffee while it's hot, you're welcome."

Wen Cai nodded foolishly, took a big gulp from the cup that Uncle Jiu had added, and suddenly felt a cloying sweetness in his mouth. Suppressing the discomfort, he swallowed it forcefully, and then smiled embarrassingly.

Seeing this, Mr. Ren said puzzledly, "Why do you like drinking pure milk?"

Uncle Jiu picked up the milk and slowly poured it into the coffee, scooped up a spoonful of sugar and put it in, and said calmly with an air of habit: "He just likes to drink pure milk, don't worry about him."

Having said that, my gratitude to Lin Ge has increased a bit. If Lin Ge hadn't reminded me, he would be the one who is embarrassing now.

[Affected by the charm value, the favorability of the plot character "Lin Fengjiao" has increased. 】

Ren Tingting saw that Wencai was devastated, and her anger disappeared immediately. She looked at Master Ren and said, "Father, I want to buy some rouge and gouache."

"Go, I'll come find you in a while."

"it is good."

After Ren Tingting left, Master Ren and Uncle Jiu talked about the preparations for the coffin and burial tomorrow. After understanding what needs to be prepared, the waiter came to find Master Ren again, and another big boss came.

"Uncle Jiu, I'll leave for a while." Master Ren said apologetically, and ordered the waiter to treat Uncle Jiu well and bring more snacks.

After Master Ren left, Lin Ge got up and sat down beside Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu cupped his hands and said, "Thank you young hero for your words of help just now, otherwise I wouldn't know if I was tricked, alas, I almost can't bear this old face."

Lin Ge cupped his hands and said with a smile: "In Xiananmao Gezu's lineage, Nanjun Lin Ge, I have heard of Senior Brother Lin's name for a long time, so I came to visit specially. I hope Senior Brother Lin will not blame Junior Brother for being abrupt."

Uncle Jiu was taken aback, obviously not expecting Lin Ge to have such an identity, and asked in surprise: "I have heard for a long time that Gezu has three and nineteen veins, and his veins come from capable people. ?”

As soon as Uncle Jiu said this, Lin Ge felt like ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past.

As the saying goes, there are no wet shoes when standing by the river. Lin Ge has compiled his identities in various reincarnation worlds to the point of casually coming, but today he turned over the car.

Three ways and nineteen veins?
So it's okay for Maoshan to have so many branches come out to make trouble?

Lin Ge said with a normal expression: "Although my family teacher and Senior Brother Lin have only met a few times, they often sigh in front of us, 'Your generation is Fengjiao's talent and intelligence, learn...'."

"Cough, cough!"

Lin Ge was interrupted by Uncle Jiu coughing lightly before he finished speaking: "Oh, Junior Brother, I remembered that I saw you back then. How old were you at that time? I haven't seen you for decades. For a while I didn't recognize you, sorry, sorry."

Lin Ge: ...

really.

The "Uncle Nine" in the "Mr. Zombie" series is much more interesting than Mao Xiaofang in "The Zombie Taoist".

Lin Ge revealed the biggest secret in Uncle Jiu's heart, "real name", and now Uncle Jiu couldn't help but not believe it, and even lied to prevent Lin Ge from speaking.

"Master, who is Feng Jiao?" Wen Cai asked curiously.

Uncle Jiu stared at him with a glance: "Drink your coffee when the adults are talking and the children are talking."

"Oh."

Uncle Jiu said again: "This is your Uncle Lin, called Uncle Shi."

"Uncle Master." Wen Cai obediently called out to Lin Ge.

"It's the first time we meet, and I didn't bring any gift, so you keep it..." Lin Ge nodded, and took out a gold-encrusted gossip mirror from the cloth bag and handed it to Wencai like an elder.

Wen Cai accepted it happily: "Thank you, uncle."

"It's impolite, did I ask you to pick it up?" Uncle Jiu scolded.

Wencai smiled awkwardly, worried that Master would take the opportunity to ask for things like before, so he quickly got up and said, "Master, I'm going out for a stroll too, you guys drink slowly."

"Go."

After Wencai left, Lin Ge chatted with Uncle Jiu. Based on his understanding of movies, Lin Ge was very skilled. He chatted from Uncle Jiu to Simu, and from Simu to Qianhe. Talking about practicing "Lightning and Thunder Fist" in the door back then, I got the guidance of the senior brother.

Uncle Jiu was suspicious of Lin Ge's identity at first, but just to prevent his real name from being exposed, he followed Lin Ge's words.

I didn't expect to be caught by Lin Ge while talking.

The two were chatting vigorously, when Master Ren came back, saw Lin Ge, and asked curiously: "Uncle Jiu, is this little brother..."

"He is my junior brother Lin Ge, and he came to see me in Renjia Village." Uncle Jiu introduced to the two of them: "Junior brother, this is Master Ren."

"Master Lin, it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Master Ren, I have admired you for a long time."

After Master Ren came back, he continued to chat about "lifting the coffin and relocating the burial" for his father. After all, this is Lin Ge's "professional", so he interjected a few words appropriately, which also made Uncle Jiu affirm his strength.

After discussing the specific procedure of the ceremony, Uncle Jiu planned to go back and prepare things for the altar tomorrow. The three of them just got up and walked to the stairs when a waiter came behind Lin Ge.

"Sorry sir, you haven't paid yet." The waiter said politely.

Lin Ge slapped his forehead, immediately put down the cloth bag, acted to take money, and said, "Oh, look at me, I was so happy to see my brother just now, I forgot to pay."

At this moment, Lin Ge had the feeling that his classmates would rush to pay the bill. He was taking it, but he could take a ghost in his cloth bag, and take the money...

Lin Ge: ...I kind of miss my vvvip supreme black card.

With a pipe in his mouth, Master Ren glanced at the waiter and said, "Didn't you see that Master Lin is my guest? Are you blind?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The waiter hurriedly apologized and retreated.

Lin Ge looked at Master Ren hesitantly: "How dare you..."

"It's all right, I have to bother Uncle Jiu and Master Lin about my late father's business tomorrow. Don't take these little things to heart. In the future, Uncle Jiu and Master Lin will come to the store for consumption, just give me my name." Master Ren said bluntly. said.

Lin Ge immediately borrowed the donkey from the slope, cupped his hands in thanks and said, "Then thank you, Master Ren."

"Small meaning, small meaning."

After the three of them went downstairs, as soon as they came out of the store, they saw Ren Tingting running over angrily, pulled Master Ren and said angrily, "Dad! I'm leaving first!"

"Uncle Nine, Master Lin, I'll take my leave first." Upon seeing this, Master Ren hurriedly bid farewell to Lin Ge and Uncle Nine, and chased after Ren Tingting.

"Good girl, good girl, what happened!"

"Tingting! Wait!" At this moment, Wen Cai came out of the rouge shop opposite, and in the rouge shop, there was a young man hiding by the window.

Uncle Jiu reached out and grabbed Wen Cai by the back collar, and grabbed him back: "What's going on? What did you do to make Miss Ren's family so angry?"

Wen Cai didn't know what to say for a while, he pointed to the rouge shop across the street, and then pointed to the Yihong Courtyard behind him, gestured for a long time, and made an old hen's movement to circle around Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu slapped Wencai on the back of his head angrily, and fanned him directly into the Yihong Courtyard.Seeing this, Lin Ge felt a little amused.

Although he knew that it was "Qiu Sheng", another apprentice of Uncle Jiu who looked after the rouge shop for his aunt, and misunderstood that Ren Tingting was an oolong caused by a lady from Yihong Courtyard, he still pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Senior Brother, what does Wencai mean?" ?”

"Hmph!" Uncle Jiu snorted coldly, looked towards the rouge shop angrily, and met Qiu Sheng who was hiding behind the window: "Still hiding?"

Qiu Sheng came out of the store, and smiled awkwardly: "Master... I was wrong. What a misunderstanding, I, I mistaken Miss Ren for Miss."

Uncle Jiu scolded: "The other person is the eldest lady of the Ren family, isn't she the little..."

Halfway through the conversation, Uncle Jiu finally realized that the "Miss" here seemed to refer to the gorgeous "Miss" in the Yihong Courtyard behind him.

"Cough. Make trouble for me all day long." Uncle Jiu scolded.

Uncle Jiu didn't bother to pay attention to Qiu Sheng, and introduced to Lin Ge: "Junior brother, this troublemaker is also my apprentice, Qiu Sheng. Sigh. I really don't know what evil I did in my previous life. Both apprentices don't worry about it."

Lin Ge: ...Don't worry, they will only make you worry more in the future.

Lin Ge took out a gold-encrusted gossip mirror from the cloth bag and handed it to Qiu Sheng just like he did with Wen Cai before: "It's the first time we meet, a little greeting."

Qiu Sheng took it happily: "Thank you, Master... Uncle."

Although Lin Ge looked as young as he was, he didn't hesitate to call the uncle, as if Lin Ge really was the uncle he hadn't seen for many years.

"Don't go back and look after the store for your aunt." Uncle Jiu scolded.

Qiu Sheng nodded quickly, and smiled at Lin Ge: "Master, then I'll go first."

"Wait." Uncle Jiu called Qiu Sheng to stop him.

"Master, is there anything else?"

"Tomorrow when the time is up, the altar will be opened to move the coffin for the old man. You can watch the time and come over early to help." Uncle Jiu said seriously.

Qiu Sheng nodded and said, "Yes, Master."

"Let's go, junior brother, you should be tired from the journey, follow me back to the hall to rest." After Jiu Shu finished speaking, he went to the back and grabbed Wen Cai by the ear, pulling him out of the group of women.

The three of them went back to Uncle Jiu's house together. As soon as they arrived at the door, Lin Ge felt several, no, hundreds of "ghost air" in the room.

Uncle Nine's home is much bigger than in the movie. It is a courtyard made up of two large courtyards at the front and back.Part of the front yard is used to place coffins, serving as a "Yi Zhuang" to deal with the dead in Renjia Village.

The "ghost aura" that Lin Ge smelled came from the inner room behind the ancestral hall, where there were hundreds of wine jars, which sealed the ghosts who had been captured by Uncle Jiu all these years and had not dissipated their grievances.

While leading Lin Ge into the house, Uncle Jiu introduced the situation in the hall.

Although Uncle Jiu did not run a place similar to "Fuxitang" like Mao Xiaofang, but because of his status as a descendant of Maoshan, the villagers spontaneously merged "Yizhuang" and Uncle Jiu helped them with the funeral.

To put it simply, it is a funeral home in the Republic of China that operates "one-stop funeral" services.

(End of this chapter)