I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 138 Li Jing, who weighs more than 300 kilograms, isn't he (first update)
Backstage, when Yu Qian saw Guo Degang asking himself, he was taken aback.

He went through it in his mind, but couldn't think of it.

At this time, he asked Guo Degang again: "Then you say your apprentice, what will you say next?"

Guo Degang replied with a smile: "I don't know either!"

Yu Qian was taken aback for a moment, then curled his lips, making trouble with himself!

On the stage, Yang Yunyi was also replying to Sun Yue to the audience.

"Mr. Sun Yuesun's house, there are a bunch of luxury car models like this."

Sun Yue said angrily: "You are making trouble with me, co-authoring is a toy!"

Yang Yunyi interrupted: "Hey, Teacher Sun, don't look down on toys. Just for now, do you know how I got here?"

Sun Yue: "Tell me!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I came to Deyun Tower by bicycle. We live 22 kilometers away from here! I was afraid that I would not be able to catch up, so I pedaled so hard that the chain on the bicycle became red."

Sun Yue groaned and said, "I haven't cooked your ass either!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience burst into laughter.

But Yang Yunyi kicked the car chain red, which is a bit level.

The chain of the car is made of iron, how high the temperature is, and how hard it is to pedal red!
In an instant, the sense of picture came.

On a bicycle, Yang Yunyi was wearing a gray coat, his butt was off the seat cushion of the bicycle, and he was pedaling the bicycle.

No matter how you think about it, it's funny.

Even thinking about it, it's a bit outrageous.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue dumbfounded: "Mr. Sun, can you wait until I finish speaking before you speak!"

Sun Yue naturally agreed, anyway, he watched Yang Yunyi quietly, ready to give him a fatal blow at any time!
Yang Yunyi continued: "At that time, the chains of the bicycle were sparking, and the bottoms of the trousers were burnt!"

Sun Yue was surprised and said: "You are so cruel to yourself!"

Yang Yunyi proudly said: "Of course, if you don't work hard, how can you catch up with Teacher Sun!"

Sun Yue said meaningfully, and then said something that almost made Yang Yunyi choke.

"Take off your trousers, and I'll see if the bottom of your trousers is really scorched."

At this moment, Yang Yunyi only had the urge to beat up Sun Yue, and it would be the most shameful thing for his partner to do it.

And the audience is already shouting, take off, take off, take off!

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience, especially a little girl who yelled very vigorously, and Yang Yunyi walked directly to the edge of the stage.

He said: "I said you got it, I took off my pants on the stage, you think I won't be able to perform in the future, right?"

The audience laughed and cried.

Yang Yunyi didn't intend to let them go, pointing at the girl who yelled the loudest just now, he said: "Especially you, who yelled the loudest. You are a girl who is not ashamed to call a big man to take off his pants. I can Let me tell you, you can take it off, but you have to pay more!"

The girl took out five hundred and asked, "Is it enough?"

Yang Yunyi was stunned, and now his head was spinning rapidly.

Anyway, both in front of and behind the stage, everyone was laughing like crazy, and wanted to know how Yang Yunyi would solve this problem.

After all, the money is already here, whether he wants it or not is a question!

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience expecting him to take off his pants, turned his head and gave Sun Yue a hard look, but Sun Yue was just watching a show.

And the most exasperating thing is, he also added a sentence.

"Can you take it off?"

Yang Yunyi first smiled and said to the girl: "It seems that she is a little rich woman, but I rely on my own labor for a living, not soft food, so you can take back the money!"

When Yang Yunyi returned to Sun Yue, he continued to speak: "I just burned the bottom of my trousers. I have to take off my trousers. You really have them. Besides, when I went on stage just now, I had already changed my trousers. I can't wear them anyway." I have to come to see you in tatters!"

Yu Qian was in the background and said with emotion: "Good work!"

In just two sentences, two problems were solved.

Although Yang Yunyi's handling method may not be the best, it is the best so far.

Yang Yunyi said again: "My pants are scorched, and the hair on my legs is almost gone!"

Sun Yue said: "It's good if you can keep your legs, I still care about your leg hairs!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with his hands behind his back: "Mr. Sun, why do I feel like you've taken explosives today, you don't oppose me everywhere, are you unhappy?"

Sun Yue glanced at Yang Yunyi, then heheed twice.

"I am right about things and not about people!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Whether it's about things or people, for me, I was in a hurry, and finally arrived at Deyun Tower, where I was able to come on stage and talk to everyone. But as for Teacher Sun, he came here in a luxury car .”

Sun Yue said again: "Yes, luxury car, you are right!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "This luxury car, the average person can't afford it, what is it called Malago?"

Sun Yue quickly covered Yang Yunyi's mouth, preventing him from saying the last word.

But what do the audience don't understand? Those who like to listen to cross talk, especially those who like to listen to Deyun Lou cross talk, who is not an old driver!

Isn't it the one in the middle of AC!
After covering Yang Yunyi's mouth, Sun Yue quickly explained.

"That's Maserati!"

Yang Yunyi let out an oh, expressing that he understood.

"This car, call Ma Shangla!"

Sun Yue said viciously, "The horse didn't pull!"

Yang Yunyi said: "This car is called a horse not pulled, anyway, it is very expensive!"

Sun Yue faced the audience and said with great difficulty: "Well, I don't have the same knowledge as him, after all he has no knowledge!"

The audience couldn't hold back their laughter watching them play tricks on the stage.

Smiling is the same as urinating. If you hold back, it will cause great harm to your body.

If you have to compare, it must be that smile is more important.

If you hold back the urge to urinate, at most your kidneys will be bad in the future. This kidney is much worse. The majority of spectators who stay up late and read books, whoever has a good kidney, don’t all rely on eating kidney tablets to survive!

However, if you hold back your laughter, you will lose your happiness from now on.

Without happiness, the world loses its color, which is very frightening.

Therefore, the audience who came to watch the cross talk were all laughing wantonly. No one thought they were different, because what Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue brought them was laughter.

Yang Yunyi said: "It doesn't matter whether the horse is drawn or the horse is drawn, it's a luxury car anyway, right! There is a fork on it, and I always call this car a Yasha!"

Sun Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Huan Yasha, these are not next to each other!"

Yang Yunyi looked astonished, and then looked at Sun Yue.

"Isn't it the Yasha from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, the one who wants to kill Nezha?"

Sun Yue couldn't bear it anymore, and said seriously to Yang Yunyi: "Can you stop talking nonsense, what about Nezha, and I'm still supporting the pagoda king Li Jing! Hey, Nizi, look at my exquisite pagoda!"

Yang Yunyi licked his tongue, looked at the audience who were laughing and rolling forward and backward, with a slightly embarrassed smile on his face.

"Mr. Sun, I didn't expect that you are such a person. You have already learned to take advantage of me. Ask me if I am Nezha and you are Li Jing. Do you want face? Li Jing who weighs more than 300 catties, he needs more to suppress others." Is it the Linglong Pagoda?"

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