I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 137 What Will the Next Sentence Say?

"Because there is no recruit!"

When Yang Yunyi replied, there was a smile on his face.

It was just this smile that made many people feel helpless.

The audience applauded and applauded at the beginning, but soon they couldn't laugh anymore!

Nothing!

Many things are really useless and can only be faced with a smile.

Sun Yue chuckled lightly and said, "Isn't this short-hearted? What do you mean by failing!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "It doesn't matter. As the old saying goes, there must be a way for a car to reach the mountain. It's just that I hope there are bread and milk in the car. When the time comes, I also hope that they are sugar-free."

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Why do you have so many things!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue, and continued to say to the audience: "Actually, I am very envious of Mr. Sun, because Mr. Sun has everything now, which is called happiness!"

Sun Yue was a little embarrassed at this time, so he smiled and said cautiously, fearing that Yang Yunyi would be hit, "It's okay, there are other pursuits!"

Yang Yunyi groaned and said, "Ms. Sun is really rich now. He is so rich. I'm on this stage today, Mr. Sun. Actually, I want to interview you. I wonder if you can give me a chance. Everyone talked."

Sun Yue replied generously: "Yes, you can ask whatever you want!"

Yang Yunyi leaned on the table and said to Sun Yue: "Mr. Sun, are you happy?"

Sun Yue rarely showed a trace of shyness: "Naturally, he is happy!"

Yang Yunyi frowned, and asked strangely, "Isn't your surname Sun?"

The audience didn't react at first, but soon understood, and then another burst of laughter came to the stage.

But Sun Yue spat and said, "Can you chat? Aren't you asking me about my current life, how are you doing?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Just to ask you, are you happy now!"

Sun Yue thought for a while, afraid of stepping into a trap, he was silent for a moment and said, "I'm fine now. I got married last year and have a family. I still have a house and a car. Plus my parents are also healthy. I think it's pretty good."

Yang Yunyi said with emotion: "Teacher Sun is modest, and I know his life. The wife and daughter-in-law are hot, hugging left and right, ouch, that taste is so enviable!"

The audience was stunned, wife and daughter-in-law?
Is this one person or two people?

According to Yang Yunyi's personality, he must be talking about two people, and Sun Yue must have two daughters-in-law.

Wait, Sun Yue's two daughter-in-laws?
Sun Yue pointed at Yang Yunyi and said: "I think you can't speak anymore, you are trying to push me into the fire pit step by step, right? I'm afraid the police won't find me! Wife and daughter-in-law, these two people, You don't know that our country can only marry one person!"

Yang Yunyi looked surprised, and even couldn't believe it.

"The wife and daughter-in-law I just mentioned?"

Sun Yue said angrily: "You don't talk about your wife and daughter-in-law, otherwise I would be so nervous!"

Then Sun Yue said again: "Let me also solemnly explain to everyone that I only have one daughter-in-law, and I don't have two daughters-in-law. If there are comrades in the police, you have to believe me. This person is purely slandering me. I have no bigamy." ah!"

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi interrupted: "Mr. Sun, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that you are very happy now!"

Sun Yue replied: "You don't care, but I do! I still want to spend more time with my daughter-in-law, so I just told you, I am not wronged!"

The audience laughed, it was indeed wronged.

If it's really caught, we'd love to watch it too!

Maybe it can become a hot news. By then, Deyun Tower will be completely popular and become a legal cafe. Maybe it can become a case on CCTV's legal channel.

Yang Yunyi said: "That's what I mean. If I don't work hard, the gap with you will become wider and wider!"

Sun Yue comforted: "How big a gap can there be! But you still have to work hard, after all, you are still young, and you have unlimited possibilities in the future!"

Yang Yunyi agreed: "Mr. Sun is right, my future has unlimited possibilities. But I am not trying to lose weight, but to gain weight. Otherwise, Mr. Sun will lose [-] catties next year, and I will pay back [-] catties. It's true, Teacher Sun is also losing face!"

The audience laughed, they had understood.

Sun Yue also understood, and let out a huh.

"Co-author, you and I said that there is a big gap between you and me, but you mean that there is a big gap in weight between you and me! You are almost done, there is no need for personal attacks!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Of course, the gap I'm talking about is definitely not only the difference in weight, but also the gap in wealth between me and you. Everyone, do you believe that Mr. Sun, a native of the Imperial Capital, is now 26 and seven years old and already in the Imperial Capital? Live in a small villa."

The audience wowed again, they really couldn't see that Sun Yue was so rich!
Sun Yue explained: "It has nothing to do with me. Although the house is mine, I didn't buy it. My grandfather bought it many years ago."

Yang Yunyi stopped and said: "Let's not talk about whether your grandfather bought this house, everyone, I have been to Mr. Sun's house, and I often tell jokes about me and his wife, so everyone will know how familiar I am with his house. "

Indeed, Yang Yunyi would have some flirting with Sun Yue's daughter-in-law every now and then.

Moreover, every sentence reveals ambiguity, which seems to be nothing, but after what Yang Yunyi said, everyone habitually felt that Sun Yue was green.

Sun Yue snorted: "You are familiar with my family, tell me how familiar you are!"

When Yang Yunyi opened his mouth, it was a blockbuster.

"Everyone, Mr. Sun's small villa has eighteen floors in the basement alone!"

The audience groaned, and a big sister said, "Isn't that hell!"

Sun Yue also echoed: "I'm afraid you are talking about hell! Well, my family has already lived in hell."

Yang Yunyi asked: "Isn't it the eighteenth floor underground?"

Sun Yue replied anxiously: "Where there are eighteen floors, there are only two floors underground!"

Yang Yunyi let out a meaningful sigh, and then said: "The oil pan layer, the dead layer!"

Sun Yue rolled his eyes: "Isn't this still hell! You still kill people as you talk!"

Yang Yunyi asked again: "That's it?"

Sun Yue replied: "That is the underground garage, two floors of the underground garage!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he groaned.

Sun Yue asked with his arms crossed: "Why, what is it that you are going to die?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and replied: "I'm just very emotional. People are more angry than others. Mr. Sun is only seven years older than me. There are two floors of underground garages, and there are all kinds of luxury cars parked inside. What are Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, They are all in the garage! When Teacher Sun is free, he likes to take them out for a drive!"

At this moment, Sun Yue didn't understand, and neither did the audience.

Sun Yue asked: "Why do you take it out for a drive, shouldn't it be taken out for a drive?"

The audience also wants to ask, yes!

Backstage Guo Degang asked Yu Qian, "What do you think this guy will say next?"

　Once again the [-]D update is completed, I am too tired and need to rest.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)