I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 186 After the eunuch (for subscription)

"Fuck you, I'm a human, how can I be a monkey!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I met Teacher Sun on the road that day, and I yelled slightly, and he stopped, staring at me with innocent eyes!"

Sun Yue got a little angry: "You are calling the animals!"

Yang Yunyi explained: "The audience likes this!"

Sun Yue retorted: "The audience likes it, so you can't insult me!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Actually, Teacher Sun, I really like you too! I like all the arts on stage!"

Sun Yue said: "Oh, what you mean is that you like art!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Of course, for example, the flute!"

Sun Yue smiled and said, "Flute, what's wrong with the flute?"

Yang Yunyi was silent, a little sad.

"I blew it!"

Sun Yue didn't understand anymore, so he said, "If you blow it, let it go. Why are you so sad?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I love this. I told my wife. On the day I died, I buried this flute with me."

Sun Yue didn't understand even more, and looked at Yang Yunyi strangely.

"Is that how you love me?"

Yang Yunyi took a look, and Sun Yue was unusually firm.

"I really love these things, as well as suona and erhu!"

Sun Yue was a little surprised: "Do you also love Suona and Erhu?"

Yang Yunyi nodded and paused for a moment before continuing.

"These are all my favorites. Many times I admire those bands very much. A suona, an erhu, and a flute can make everyone happy."

After hearing this, Sun Yue felt something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, are you talking about the band?"

Yang Yunyi said: "It's the bands. These bands make everyone happy. It's amazing. They don't want to make achievements. They're really amazing."

Sun Yue said: "Contribute!"

Yang Yunyi's expression was full of emotion, even a little lost.

"But I can't!"

Sun Yue comforted: "Don't say you can't do it, you can also contribute!"

"Any industry is beneficial to the common people. Walking on the street, let me stand here. No matter what industry he is in, his work is beneficial to the society. Even if he is driving a cart to deliver food Yes, driving a big cart with a thousand catties of cabbage in the suburbs is sweating, and the animals are running with a big whip, how tiring! But I, I really can’t do it!”

Sun Yue couldn't stand it anymore: "You can!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "I really can't, I'm not like Teacher Sun, who has been contributing to society!"

Sun Yue pointed at himself, a little in disbelief.

"Me, I contribute to society?"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's right, it's Mr. Sun. You don't know, when Mr. Sun was in technical secondary school, how many years have passed, anyway, it's only one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight years, what year is it? !"

The audience laughed, you really don't pay attention!
But when Sun Yue was in technical secondary school, the audience didn't know how long it had been.

Sun Yue said, "It's been more than eight years since I studied technical secondary school."

Yang Yunyi continued: "When Mr. Sun was in technical secondary school, he liked to go to the sea. Then he saw a child holding a small shell, shining in the sun, shining, and Mr. Sun was tempted!"

Sun Yue asked suspiciously: "What's the matter, do you mean that I want to rob children?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and replied: "Mr. Sun is not such a person. He immediately gave 500 yuan to the child. He said, child, I bought your shell. This is [-] yuan!"

Sun Yue looked surprised, and couldn't even believe it.

"A shell is 500 yuan, am I a fool?"

Yang Yunyi laughed, and he said, "Hey, Teacher Sun, don't judge yourself so politely!"

This time the scene of laughter was greeted with enthusiastic applause.

Because this paragraph is really interesting, a shell costs 500 yuan, what kind of shell, are there pearls in it?
Sun Yue replied angrily: "Who is the guest officer who judged himself, I mean 500 yuan to buy shells, I can't do this!"

But Yang Yunyi shook his head: "Mr. Sun, the five hundred is indeed a loss. I went to his house not long ago and found his treasure, so I asked Mr. Sun, why did you put the skin of a pistachio here! Everyone! , do you know what Teacher Sun said? He said it was a shell from the Dragon Palace, ouch, I laughed at that time! It really is a rich family, and they have never eaten pistachios."

The audience laughed again, what a loss. I bought a pistachio skin for 500 yuan and used it as a shell. This person is not a fool!

But Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi and said: "I bought a pistachio skin for five hundred, I have money and I can't be so bad!"

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi gritted his teeth.

"Ms. Sun's family background is unusual, the family is rich!"

Sun Yue then asked: "If you are rich, you have some money, but why are you gnashing your teeth? Are you hating the rich?"

Yang Yunyi did not answer, but went on to say: "Everyone knows the identity of Mr. Sun in the cross talk world, right?"

The audience shouted to know, everyone who likes cross talk knows.

Sun Yue also said modestly: "It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!"

However, Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice: "Mr. Sun is modest, I should know the situation of his family best. It is a scholarly family, after the eunuch!"

At this moment, the audience burst into laughter.

They immediately understood Yang Yunyi's nonsense, and they were just scolding Sun Yue!

Sun Yue also heard it, and shouted: "Wait a minute, explain to me, what is an eunuch? After that, an eunuch is a eunuch!"

Yang Yunyi turned his head to look at Sun Yue, and asked very flatly, "Don't you?"

Rolling up his sleeves, Sun Yue replied viciously: "Who is it? Are you looking for smoke! That's called the queen of the eunuch, not the queen of the eunuch!"

Yang Yunyi said: "But I remember that your ancestor was an official!"

Sun Yue did not deny this: "Indeed, some of my ancestors were officials, after all, they are serious people from the imperial capital!"

Yang Yunyi scratched his head and began to recall: "I remember Teacher Sun's great-grandfather, who was an official in the Qing Dynasty. I was at Teacher Sun's house and saw a photo. Anyway, at the end of the Qing Dynasty, photography skills were already very good. gone."

Sun Yue agreed: "That's right, it was really good at that time, didn't Cixi take pictures clearly!"

Yang Yunyi let out an oh, and remembered it instantly.

"Mr. Sun's great-grandfather served the Empress Dowager Cixi!"

Sun Yue said angrily, "Fuck you, this is still a eunuch!"

A self-doubting expression appeared on Yang Yunyi's face: "Could it be that I misremembered that your great-grandfather never served Cixi?"

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "I've never heard of it!"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "But at that time, ordinary people were not qualified to take pictures. But Teacher Sun's great-grandfather was able to take pictures. You can see how rich his family is!"

Sun Yue agreed: "It was true that ordinary people couldn't afford to take pictures at that time!"

At this time, Yang Yunyi let out another eh, as if thinking of something.

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