I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 189 I gave your father a sudden (Part [-])
Yang Yunyi said: "Sometimes, Teacher Sun's father takes a ship. Going out to sea, with foreigners, on the third deck!"

Sun Yue understood: "Big ship!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Teacher Sun's father is standing on the tip, let us row the oars, what's the matter with the boat?"

Halfway through singing, Yang Yunyi turned to look at Sun Yue.

"How about the boat?"

Sun Yue replied: "The boat pushes away the waves!"

After speaking, he felt something was wrong.

"You mean my father rowed out, such a big boat must be exhausted!"

The audience in the audience laughed, it was so interesting, it was so fucking interesting.

These two live treasures cooperate so well that it is a perfect fit.

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, I don't understand, so let's describe it like this! Anyway, it's dangerous to go by boat!"

After hearing this, Sun Yue was puzzled.

"Dangerous, what are you talking about?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "When Sun Yue's father was on the high seas, he met pirates!"

Sun Yue curled his lips: "Oh, my father has met pirates before!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Most of you must have seen the pirates in TV dramas and movies. They have unshaven beards, long hair, and there is something wrong with one eye!"

"Yes yes yes!" Apparently Sun Yue had also seen it.

"The pirate saw Sun Yue's father and asked for money!"

Sun Yue agreed: "Pirates are like this!"

Yang Yunyi said: "At that time, everyone present was terrified, but Teacher Sun's father asked how much it would cost?"

Sun Yue is quite satisfied with this: "My father is called calm in danger!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi continued, "The pirate said 300 million dollars, which is US dollars! But Teacher Sun's father was immediately happy when he heard the 300 million dollars."

Sun Yue was puzzled: "What's the fun?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Teacher Sun's father is a big businessman, an entrepreneur, and knows how to do business!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Why didn't I understand, my father was robbed by pirates, what does this have to do with my father's ability to do business?"

Yang Yunyi groaned: "Mr. Sun, don't worry! Your father sneered at that time, and the pirate thought he was mocking him, so he was going to give your father a sudden blow."

"Tupped?" Sun Yue clutched his chest with palpitations on his face.

Yang Yunyi said: "No, it's Teacher Sun's father's sneer, telling the pirates. You want 300 million US dollars, and I'll give you 400 million!"

Sun Yue let out a cry, not daring to say it: "My father is a fool, he wants 300 million, and he gives 400 million, which is still in US dollars!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and said, "Mr. Sun, I don't allow you to say that about my brother!"

The audience started laughing again, and they came here to take advantage of it.

Sun Yue scolded: "Go, go, tell me why my father wants to give 400 million. No matter how much money there is, it can't be so bad!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun's father has a lot of money, so he really wouldn't be so messy. He told the pirates at that time, if you snatch 300 million, I will give you 400 million, but you have to issue me an invoice for 1000 million!" "

This sentence is in line with the national conditions of the country!

It is true that many people do this, so the burden of integrating into reality in this way is indeed worthy of coke.

And some who do, may not be happy.

It's also fun, because it speaks to my heart.

Sun Yue sighed: "You said this, what do you think?"

Yang Yunyi went on to talk: "What do you say, the pirates are all crying. The only remaining eye is full of tears."

Sun Yue asked: "What's the matter, moved?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "No, the pirate said with tears, it's because you make money hard!"

Hearing this, Sun Yue couldn't help laughing.

"Pirates are gone!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "After returning to China, Teacher Sun's father quit his job."

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Just submit this invoice, what can I do!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, after resigning from work, I just put it in the house and counted money every day. After this, my only hobby is spending money. I think every day, how can I spend money! Now his life Ah, that's the fun."

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Yes, if you have money, you have to spend it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun's father wakes up in the morning and eats breakfast, he can spend as much as he can!"

Sun Yue wondered: "How much can I spend if I just have breakfast?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Let's have breakfast, five yuan or six yuan is considered a luxury. But Teacher Sun's father is different. What kind of soy milk fritters, if you don't eat it, it doesn't meet your status."

Sun Yue asked: "Then what does my father eat?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Eat squat! Everyone knows what this is, it's a pot of pig intestines! This is also our local snack, this pig intestine!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi playing tricks, and yelled a few times.

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun's father hardly allows others to touch pig intestines, even Teacher Sun doesn't allow him to eat them. When his father sees pig intestines, it's like meeting relatives."

The audience burst into laughter, and instantly understood what Yang Yunyi said.

But Sun Yue scolded with his waist pierced: "You seem to have met your relatives. Is there anyone who talks like that?"

Yang Yunyi sighed, and explained: "Mr. Sun, don't be angry, I'm just describing it, but I don't mean it."

Sun Yue refused: "Then you can't describe it blindly!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, that's what it means. If you want to misunderstand me, I can't help it! What I mean is that this pot of pig intestines costs at least two or three hundred yuan!"

Sun Yue said, "Even if it's a pot, it won't cost much!"

Yang Yunyi said: "It's only in the morning. I eat pig intestines in the morning. It's noon, and it's even more extravagant at noon! Another pot, bring it up!"

Sun Yue held Yang Yunyi back: "The pot you're talking about is the pot in the morning, or another pot at noon?"

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice: "Mr. Sun, you still look down on your father. Your father is rich and doesn't eat leftovers!"

Sun Yue let out a sigh: "I'm still paying attention to my status, so I dare to ask, this basin is not full of intestines, is it?"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue suspiciously, but he still let out a sigh.

"That's right, it's intestines!"

Sun Yue asked: "Why eat intestines in the morning and eat intestines at noon?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Mr. Sun, although I still eat intestines now, the intestines at noon are different from the intestines in the morning. Compared with the intestines in the morning, the processing is different!"

Sun Yue understood: "The method is different!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "It's like this. In the morning, the intestines are chopped up section by section, and at noon, there is one piece, coiled in a basin!"

Sun Yue shouted: "Stop it, are you disgusting!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy when he heard this.

"What do you mean I'm disgusting? Your father doesn't think it's disgusting!"

As soon as this sentence was said, Sun Yue immediately noticed something was wrong.

This guy always likes to take advantage, and he is addicted to taking advantage of it!
　There are two more changes in the future, ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)