I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 196 is stacked very standard
Chapter 196 Stacked very standard (third update)
Tang Xiaolong said angrily: "Some people are smart. They know that they can't sit down immediately after standing for two or three hours. Some people are stupid, and they don't even think about whether they can get up tomorrow after sitting down. Come."
None of the people present were stupid, so they naturally heard Tang Xiaolong's ridicule.
But ridicule is ridicule, some people really can't stand.
But some people stood up immediately, began to stamp their feet on the spot, and beat their calves with their hands.
Tang Xiaolong also ignored them, and left with his own people after saying a word to disband.
When we got back to the room, 32 people lived in one room.
Up and down the bed, Yang Yunyi lives in the lower berth, and Baoqiang lives in the upper berth.
Beside him was Zhang Yi. Zhang Yi looked at the bed and kept stroking it, as if he was stroking some amazing baby.
Seeing this, Yang Yunyi asked, "Brother Zhang, what are you doing?"
Yang Yunyi also silently glanced at Tang Xiaolong, and found that they ate really fast, and they finished eating and left in less than 3 minutes.
But this kind of behavior would be looked down upon in the army, or even not allowed.
Then they replied loudly: "Understood!"
It is nothing more than to say that Tang Xiaolong gave himself and others a blow when he first came, which is meaningless at all.
When Tang Xiaolong came, the three actors at the table with only three people were dumbfounded, but now they have nowhere to go.
Yang Yunyi can be regarded as a soldier, and he still undergoes militarized training exactly like the regular army.
Probably everyone has finished taking a bath, and many people lie in bed and don't want to move.
Zhang Yi replied meaningfully: "I just retired from the army this year. I thought I would never sleep in such a bed again, but I never thought I would do it again."
Whether they are too tired to wake up now, or they are full of energy, they only have one thought now, that is to eat, and they must eat.
Although it is already October, it is not very cold yet. Some people are wearing a pair of slippers and shorts and running outside, obviously very anxious to eat.
Many people jumped out, but were stopped by the people at the door.
And Baoqiang was already on the bed at this moment, starting to stretch.
Yang Yunyi really admires Bao Qiang, he is worthy of being from Shaolin Temple, his energy is simply inexhaustible.
Suddenly there was a sound of knocking on a stainless steel basin outside, and someone shouted that it was time to serve, and at this time everyone's stomachs began to growl.
A group of people shouted limply: "I understand!"
In the dormitory, there are still complaints.
"But you only have three days, and if you can't reach a similar standard after three days, then I can help you, but you have to use one hundred push-ups and twenty pull-ups to ask me for help. Of course, this is Mandatory, you can be dissatisfied, you can also scold me, but it is best not to let me hear, otherwise the punishment will be doubled!"
And those who are dressed can naturally go to the cafeteria.
He looked at everyone's bed and the sanitation staff who had been here for less than a day, frowning very deeply.
Yang Yunyi silently raised his hand and replied, "It's mine!"
Tang Xiaolong shouted: "I didn't hear it!"
The meals in the cafeteria are four dishes and one soup, and there is a table for six people.
And he likes this kind of life very much. It is said that when he goes to high school and university, the school will conduct military training.
But before that, Tang Xiaolong didn't come.
Tang Xiaolong shouted to the people around him: "Squad leader three!"
After speaking, he looked at Yang Yunyi again.
Yang Yunyi showed a surprised expression, Baoqiang came from Shaolin Temple, he has kung fu, but three or five Baoqiangs are not his opponents, it seems that this person is really powerful.
The third squad leader saluted and replied: "Here!"
There is a saying that you regret being a soldier for two years, but you regret not being a soldier for a lifetime.
But soon, Tang Xiaolong rushed over with people.
Bao Qiang said to Yang Yunyi: "Don't mess with this guy, this is a real vanguard. Just do what he says. If you mess with him, I can be sure that I won't be his opponent in three or five times." .”
After Tang Xiaolong finished eating, he took people out of the restaurant, and no one cared where he went.
Tang Xiaolong said: "Let my squad leader teach you the housework now. Let me tell you in advance that if you wake up tomorrow and do not do the housework well, each of you will do a hundred push-ups. Of course, this is the first time you have come to the barracks , I will not be very demanding on you, as long as you can meet half of my squad leader's standard, then you are considered qualified."
A group of people sighed, but there was nothing they could do.
In fact, from Yang Yunyi's point of view, that's all.
Adding Tang Xiaolong and his three soldiers, it can be made up to 36 people, that is, six tables.
But soon, Tang Xiaolong added another sentence.
Pointing to the quilt, he asked, "Whose quilt belongs to?"
At this time, everyone knows the truth that people have to bow their heads under the eaves.
For them, the most comfortable thing is to sleep after eating, and eat after sleeping.
According to the traditional Chinese concept, eating is to chew slowly.
The third squad leader acted quickly, and immediately walked to the bed, and then saw the quilt on the bed, pointing to the quilt folded like a square, he was a little surprised.
Only Baoqiang and Zhang Yi sat upright and replied very seriously: "I understand!"
This person is Tang Xiaolong's soldier, he frowned and looked at everyone sternly and asked: "Is this how you go to the cafeteria to eat?"
Soldiers with first-class technology, the best of the best are called top soldiers.
After Tang Xiaolong sat down with his people, he reminded: "You guys just came here today, so let's forget this time. But starting from tomorrow's breakfast, you only have 5 minutes for each meal. Within 5 minutes, if you don't decide Fight, then you don’t need to eat, do you understand?”
Then he looked at the others and said, "Remember, the quilt will be folded like this in the future!"
But soldiers are different, they want to save every minute, so they don't choose to chew slowly when eating, and chewing slowly is a very motherly behavior in their opinion.
One-half, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
As for the vanguard, Yang Yunyi naturally knew what a vanguard was.
The third squad leader looked satisfied, put his hand on Yang Yunyi's shoulder and said: "Not bad, the fold is very standard!"
But Yang Yunyi is too far away from high school and university, and he has never been in contact with military training. Although it must be stricter than military training now, Yang Yunyi inexplicably likes this feeling.
"Yes!"
Because they are soldiers now, they can do this at home, but it is absolutely unacceptable in the army.
At this time, the 32 actors of the crew also stood up after seeing this.
After eating, everyone went back to the room and lay down.
Only then did Tang Xiaolong look at the crowd with satisfaction, and then shouted: "Move!"
"Go teach them how to make a quilt!"
Yang Yunyi was a little surprised, but he didn't know it.
"Since this quilt is yours, come and fold it for everyone to see!"
Yang Yunyi was stunned, and then he couldn't laugh or cry.
And the others couldn't help it anymore, and started laughing softly.
This scene stunned Tang Xiaolong and the third squad leader. What's so funny?
(End of this chapter)
Tang Xiaolong said angrily: "Some people are smart. They know that they can't sit down immediately after standing for two or three hours. Some people are stupid, and they don't even think about whether they can get up tomorrow after sitting down. Come."
None of the people present were stupid, so they naturally heard Tang Xiaolong's ridicule.
But ridicule is ridicule, some people really can't stand.
But some people stood up immediately, began to stamp their feet on the spot, and beat their calves with their hands.
Tang Xiaolong also ignored them, and left with his own people after saying a word to disband.
When we got back to the room, 32 people lived in one room.
Up and down the bed, Yang Yunyi lives in the lower berth, and Baoqiang lives in the upper berth.
Beside him was Zhang Yi. Zhang Yi looked at the bed and kept stroking it, as if he was stroking some amazing baby.
Seeing this, Yang Yunyi asked, "Brother Zhang, what are you doing?"
Yang Yunyi also silently glanced at Tang Xiaolong, and found that they ate really fast, and they finished eating and left in less than 3 minutes.
But this kind of behavior would be looked down upon in the army, or even not allowed.
Then they replied loudly: "Understood!"
It is nothing more than to say that Tang Xiaolong gave himself and others a blow when he first came, which is meaningless at all.
When Tang Xiaolong came, the three actors at the table with only three people were dumbfounded, but now they have nowhere to go.
Yang Yunyi can be regarded as a soldier, and he still undergoes militarized training exactly like the regular army.
Probably everyone has finished taking a bath, and many people lie in bed and don't want to move.
Zhang Yi replied meaningfully: "I just retired from the army this year. I thought I would never sleep in such a bed again, but I never thought I would do it again."
Whether they are too tired to wake up now, or they are full of energy, they only have one thought now, that is to eat, and they must eat.
Although it is already October, it is not very cold yet. Some people are wearing a pair of slippers and shorts and running outside, obviously very anxious to eat.
Many people jumped out, but were stopped by the people at the door.
And Baoqiang was already on the bed at this moment, starting to stretch.
Yang Yunyi really admires Bao Qiang, he is worthy of being from Shaolin Temple, his energy is simply inexhaustible.
Suddenly there was a sound of knocking on a stainless steel basin outside, and someone shouted that it was time to serve, and at this time everyone's stomachs began to growl.
A group of people shouted limply: "I understand!"
In the dormitory, there are still complaints.
"But you only have three days, and if you can't reach a similar standard after three days, then I can help you, but you have to use one hundred push-ups and twenty pull-ups to ask me for help. Of course, this is Mandatory, you can be dissatisfied, you can also scold me, but it is best not to let me hear, otherwise the punishment will be doubled!"
And those who are dressed can naturally go to the cafeteria.
He looked at everyone's bed and the sanitation staff who had been here for less than a day, frowning very deeply.
Yang Yunyi silently raised his hand and replied, "It's mine!"
Tang Xiaolong shouted: "I didn't hear it!"
The meals in the cafeteria are four dishes and one soup, and there is a table for six people.
And he likes this kind of life very much. It is said that when he goes to high school and university, the school will conduct military training.
But before that, Tang Xiaolong didn't come.
Tang Xiaolong shouted to the people around him: "Squad leader three!"
After speaking, he looked at Yang Yunyi again.
Yang Yunyi showed a surprised expression, Baoqiang came from Shaolin Temple, he has kung fu, but three or five Baoqiangs are not his opponents, it seems that this person is really powerful.
The third squad leader saluted and replied: "Here!"
There is a saying that you regret being a soldier for two years, but you regret not being a soldier for a lifetime.
But soon, Tang Xiaolong rushed over with people.
Bao Qiang said to Yang Yunyi: "Don't mess with this guy, this is a real vanguard. Just do what he says. If you mess with him, I can be sure that I won't be his opponent in three or five times." .”
After Tang Xiaolong finished eating, he took people out of the restaurant, and no one cared where he went.
Tang Xiaolong said: "Let my squad leader teach you the housework now. Let me tell you in advance that if you wake up tomorrow and do not do the housework well, each of you will do a hundred push-ups. Of course, this is the first time you have come to the barracks , I will not be very demanding on you, as long as you can meet half of my squad leader's standard, then you are considered qualified."
A group of people sighed, but there was nothing they could do.
In fact, from Yang Yunyi's point of view, that's all.
Adding Tang Xiaolong and his three soldiers, it can be made up to 36 people, that is, six tables.
But soon, Tang Xiaolong added another sentence.
Pointing to the quilt, he asked, "Whose quilt belongs to?"
At this time, everyone knows the truth that people have to bow their heads under the eaves.
For them, the most comfortable thing is to sleep after eating, and eat after sleeping.
According to the traditional Chinese concept, eating is to chew slowly.
The third squad leader acted quickly, and immediately walked to the bed, and then saw the quilt on the bed, pointing to the quilt folded like a square, he was a little surprised.
Only Baoqiang and Zhang Yi sat upright and replied very seriously: "I understand!"
This person is Tang Xiaolong's soldier, he frowned and looked at everyone sternly and asked: "Is this how you go to the cafeteria to eat?"
Soldiers with first-class technology, the best of the best are called top soldiers.
After Tang Xiaolong sat down with his people, he reminded: "You guys just came here today, so let's forget this time. But starting from tomorrow's breakfast, you only have 5 minutes for each meal. Within 5 minutes, if you don't decide Fight, then you don’t need to eat, do you understand?”
Then he looked at the others and said, "Remember, the quilt will be folded like this in the future!"
But soldiers are different, they want to save every minute, so they don't choose to chew slowly when eating, and chewing slowly is a very motherly behavior in their opinion.
One-half, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
As for the vanguard, Yang Yunyi naturally knew what a vanguard was.
The third squad leader looked satisfied, put his hand on Yang Yunyi's shoulder and said: "Not bad, the fold is very standard!"
But Yang Yunyi is too far away from high school and university, and he has never been in contact with military training. Although it must be stricter than military training now, Yang Yunyi inexplicably likes this feeling.
"Yes!"
Because they are soldiers now, they can do this at home, but it is absolutely unacceptable in the army.
At this time, the 32 actors of the crew also stood up after seeing this.
After eating, everyone went back to the room and lay down.
Only then did Tang Xiaolong look at the crowd with satisfaction, and then shouted: "Move!"
"Go teach them how to make a quilt!"
Yang Yunyi was a little surprised, but he didn't know it.
"Since this quilt is yours, come and fold it for everyone to see!"
Yang Yunyi was stunned, and then he couldn't laugh or cry.
And the others couldn't help it anymore, and started laughing softly.
This scene stunned Tang Xiaolong and the third squad leader. What's so funny?
(End of this chapter)
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