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Chapter 201 Who is their first love
Chapter 201 Who is their first love (second update)
When the deputy platoon leader came to the stage, everyone was stunned.
They originally thought it was a crosstalk, but feelings are a group crosstalk!
After the deputy platoon leader took the stage, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yaoming, the deputy platoon leader, gave a warm hug.
"Ouch, Brother Kong!"
Kong Yaoming replied with a smile: "Yun Yi, we haven't seen each other for a long time!"
Yang Yunyi said again: "Brother Kong, how are the uncles and aunts at home? How is the sister-in-law? It's time for my daughter to go to elementary school!"
The audience in the audience were dumbfounded, why is Yang Yunyi so familiar with the deputy platoon leader's house!
Did they know each other before?
Soon, Kong Yaoming turned his head to look at Tang Xiaolong with surprise on his face.
"Yo, platoon leader, why are you here?"
Tang Xiaolong heheed twice, and said angrily: "I asked you to come up, don't you know? I've been standing here for a long time, you should not see it!"
Yang Yunyi let out a sigh: "Good guy, the two of you know each other!"
When this sentence came out, everyone in the audience laughed.
Don't you know each other, bunk and bunk, shit and go together hand in hand.
Kong Yaoming said: "So, platoon leader, what's the matter with you?"
Tang Xiaolong pulled Kong Yaoming: "You come to my side, this way!"
Although Kong Yaoming didn't understand, he still stood over.
After standing over, he asked, "Why? What's the matter?"
Tang Xiaolong said dissatisfied: "I asked you to come up to vent my anger, he keeps running on me!"
Sun Yaoming glanced at Yang Yunyi, somewhat disbelieving.
"You said that Yun Yi ran on you! Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, continue to play music and dance!"
Tang Xiaolong was not happy anymore: "What a mess, he runs on me, don't you help me, we two are bunk beds."
Sun Yaoming shook his head and said: "No, platoon leader, although we are bunk beds, but you say that Yun Yi runs on you, this is absolutely impossible! Yun Yi is really great. Yang Yunyi, he was with me since childhood My brother who grew up, every time I see him, I feel sincerely kind."
Yang Yunyi agreed: "That's right, it's because I am worthy of deep friendship and trust!"
Sun Yaoming continued to shake his head: "No, it's because I like ribs!"
The people in the audience understood, what was being said was that Yang Yunyi's body was as thin as ribs.
Tang Xiaolong laughed out loud in an instant: "Haha, deputy platoon leader, it's interesting, it's interesting, that's all. I've made a comeback, happy!"
Yang Yunyi called out: "Yaoming, come here and stand in the middle!"
Sun Yaoming walked over and stood in the middle.
"What's the matter, Yun Yi?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Looking at the friendship between brothers for many years, I don't have the same knowledge as you."
After hearing this, Sun Yaoming quickly expressed his thanks.
Then he said: "Yun Yi, let me tell you, you don't understand, the platoon leader is so tyrannical in our army, even the regimental commander and the political commissar are ignored."
Yang Yunyi looked surprised: "The head and political commissar don't pay attention, is it so arrogant?"
Sun Yaoming nodded and said: "Yeah, you haven't seen the ruthlessness when he led the soldiers to train, ouch, I can't describe it, it's just not human!"
Yang Yunyi immediately agreed: "Why haven't I seen it, I've seen it before, he leads troops to train, he is really not human!"
Tang Xiaolong quickly interrupted the conversation between the two and explained.
"Don't talk nonsense, I really don't pay attention to the head of the regiment and the political commissar!"
Both looked at Tang Xiaolong, and hummed.
The same is true for the audience in the audience, Tang Xiaolong is getting more and more courageous!
Dare to say this in front of the head of the regiment and the political commissar, it is indeed inflated.
Tang Xiaolong also immediately added a sentence: "Although I don't pay attention to it, I always take it to heart."
All of a sudden, there were shouts.
This flattery is simply shameless.
But the group leader and political commissar laughed, after all, who doesn't like flattery!
Yang Yunyi pointed and said: "This is our platoon leader, everyone can see clearly!"
Tang Xiaolong also pulled Sun Yaoming back, and he said, "You should talk about something else, something I am capable of!"
Sun Yaoming replied: "No problem, platoon leader, I'll talk right away!"
"Hey, hey, our platoon leader has something to do, our platoon leader, eh!"
Tang Xiaolong snorted: "What's the matter, you can't remember any of them when it comes to the critical moment, right?"
Sun Yaoming said: "Don't worry, let me think about it, I think, our platoon leader is righteous, this is what our whole regiment knows, right!"
Tang Xiaolong smiled: "Hey, it's not too bad!"
Sun Yaoming continued: "Our platoon leader has a very big hobby, and that is smoking!"
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Yang Yunyi.
"Don't tell me about his smoking!"
Sun Yaoming said: "What's wrong?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Instructor Tang smokes one cigarette after another. One day I will tell him to stop smoking, be careful! Hearing this, he called me a pervert!"
Everyone looked curious, why did they call perverted?
Amid everyone's curiosity, Sun Yaoming asked for them.
"Why did you scold you? Aren't you doing it for his own good?"
Yang Yunyi said aggrievedly: "That's right, but do you know what he said?"
The audience shook their heads, and Sun Yaoming also shook his head.
Yang Yunyi explained: "He said, bah, I'm still a little darling, I'm still a baby, are you disgusting!"
At this moment, the audience burst into laughter.
Including the cadres in the regiment, everyone laughed from ear to ear. It was a belly laugh, and I couldn't help it.
Although everyone knew it was fake, this moment was so funny, and it seemed like Tang Xiaolong could do it.
Sun Yaoming also laughed, even though he knew the lines, after listening to it so many times, he still couldn't help laughing.
At this time, Tang Xiaolong looked at Sun Yaoming.
Sun Yaoming also understood, and immediately said: "Platoon leader, he is not familiar with you, and he doesn't know your personality. But I know, don't worry!"
Tang Xiaolong became angry from embarrassment: "You said something good, what about smoking, righteousness, you don't talk about business!"
Sun Yaoming comforted: "Don't be angry, platoon leader, let's talk about the love story between you and your sister-in-law. This matter, I am very clear! Don't worry, let me tell you!"
Tang Xiaolong stretched out his hand and said, "Okay, say it, say it, say something good!"
Sun Yaoming said: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law is well-educated, gentle, virtuous, and beautiful. I have known them since they first got married."
Yang Yunyi heheed twice and said, "You knew them when they first got married, but do you know that I knew them when they were not married?"
Sun Yaoming was a little puzzled: "Are you familiar with this matter?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "I knew Instructor Tang before you came to the army. Logically speaking, I knew Instructor Tang earlier than you. Do you know who their first love is?"
When Sun Yaoming heard this, he had a melon-eating expression on his face.
"Tell me, my comrades and I are very curious!"
(End of this chapter)
When the deputy platoon leader came to the stage, everyone was stunned.
They originally thought it was a crosstalk, but feelings are a group crosstalk!
After the deputy platoon leader took the stage, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yaoming, the deputy platoon leader, gave a warm hug.
"Ouch, Brother Kong!"
Kong Yaoming replied with a smile: "Yun Yi, we haven't seen each other for a long time!"
Yang Yunyi said again: "Brother Kong, how are the uncles and aunts at home? How is the sister-in-law? It's time for my daughter to go to elementary school!"
The audience in the audience were dumbfounded, why is Yang Yunyi so familiar with the deputy platoon leader's house!
Did they know each other before?
Soon, Kong Yaoming turned his head to look at Tang Xiaolong with surprise on his face.
"Yo, platoon leader, why are you here?"
Tang Xiaolong heheed twice, and said angrily: "I asked you to come up, don't you know? I've been standing here for a long time, you should not see it!"
Yang Yunyi let out a sigh: "Good guy, the two of you know each other!"
When this sentence came out, everyone in the audience laughed.
Don't you know each other, bunk and bunk, shit and go together hand in hand.
Kong Yaoming said: "So, platoon leader, what's the matter with you?"
Tang Xiaolong pulled Kong Yaoming: "You come to my side, this way!"
Although Kong Yaoming didn't understand, he still stood over.
After standing over, he asked, "Why? What's the matter?"
Tang Xiaolong said dissatisfied: "I asked you to come up to vent my anger, he keeps running on me!"
Sun Yaoming glanced at Yang Yunyi, somewhat disbelieving.
"You said that Yun Yi ran on you! Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, continue to play music and dance!"
Tang Xiaolong was not happy anymore: "What a mess, he runs on me, don't you help me, we two are bunk beds."
Sun Yaoming shook his head and said: "No, platoon leader, although we are bunk beds, but you say that Yun Yi runs on you, this is absolutely impossible! Yun Yi is really great. Yang Yunyi, he was with me since childhood My brother who grew up, every time I see him, I feel sincerely kind."
Yang Yunyi agreed: "That's right, it's because I am worthy of deep friendship and trust!"
Sun Yaoming continued to shake his head: "No, it's because I like ribs!"
The people in the audience understood, what was being said was that Yang Yunyi's body was as thin as ribs.
Tang Xiaolong laughed out loud in an instant: "Haha, deputy platoon leader, it's interesting, it's interesting, that's all. I've made a comeback, happy!"
Yang Yunyi called out: "Yaoming, come here and stand in the middle!"
Sun Yaoming walked over and stood in the middle.
"What's the matter, Yun Yi?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Looking at the friendship between brothers for many years, I don't have the same knowledge as you."
After hearing this, Sun Yaoming quickly expressed his thanks.
Then he said: "Yun Yi, let me tell you, you don't understand, the platoon leader is so tyrannical in our army, even the regimental commander and the political commissar are ignored."
Yang Yunyi looked surprised: "The head and political commissar don't pay attention, is it so arrogant?"
Sun Yaoming nodded and said: "Yeah, you haven't seen the ruthlessness when he led the soldiers to train, ouch, I can't describe it, it's just not human!"
Yang Yunyi immediately agreed: "Why haven't I seen it, I've seen it before, he leads troops to train, he is really not human!"
Tang Xiaolong quickly interrupted the conversation between the two and explained.
"Don't talk nonsense, I really don't pay attention to the head of the regiment and the political commissar!"
Both looked at Tang Xiaolong, and hummed.
The same is true for the audience in the audience, Tang Xiaolong is getting more and more courageous!
Dare to say this in front of the head of the regiment and the political commissar, it is indeed inflated.
Tang Xiaolong also immediately added a sentence: "Although I don't pay attention to it, I always take it to heart."
All of a sudden, there were shouts.
This flattery is simply shameless.
But the group leader and political commissar laughed, after all, who doesn't like flattery!
Yang Yunyi pointed and said: "This is our platoon leader, everyone can see clearly!"
Tang Xiaolong also pulled Sun Yaoming back, and he said, "You should talk about something else, something I am capable of!"
Sun Yaoming replied: "No problem, platoon leader, I'll talk right away!"
"Hey, hey, our platoon leader has something to do, our platoon leader, eh!"
Tang Xiaolong snorted: "What's the matter, you can't remember any of them when it comes to the critical moment, right?"
Sun Yaoming said: "Don't worry, let me think about it, I think, our platoon leader is righteous, this is what our whole regiment knows, right!"
Tang Xiaolong smiled: "Hey, it's not too bad!"
Sun Yaoming continued: "Our platoon leader has a very big hobby, and that is smoking!"
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Yang Yunyi.
"Don't tell me about his smoking!"
Sun Yaoming said: "What's wrong?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Instructor Tang smokes one cigarette after another. One day I will tell him to stop smoking, be careful! Hearing this, he called me a pervert!"
Everyone looked curious, why did they call perverted?
Amid everyone's curiosity, Sun Yaoming asked for them.
"Why did you scold you? Aren't you doing it for his own good?"
Yang Yunyi said aggrievedly: "That's right, but do you know what he said?"
The audience shook their heads, and Sun Yaoming also shook his head.
Yang Yunyi explained: "He said, bah, I'm still a little darling, I'm still a baby, are you disgusting!"
At this moment, the audience burst into laughter.
Including the cadres in the regiment, everyone laughed from ear to ear. It was a belly laugh, and I couldn't help it.
Although everyone knew it was fake, this moment was so funny, and it seemed like Tang Xiaolong could do it.
Sun Yaoming also laughed, even though he knew the lines, after listening to it so many times, he still couldn't help laughing.
At this time, Tang Xiaolong looked at Sun Yaoming.
Sun Yaoming also understood, and immediately said: "Platoon leader, he is not familiar with you, and he doesn't know your personality. But I know, don't worry!"
Tang Xiaolong became angry from embarrassment: "You said something good, what about smoking, righteousness, you don't talk about business!"
Sun Yaoming comforted: "Don't be angry, platoon leader, let's talk about the love story between you and your sister-in-law. This matter, I am very clear! Don't worry, let me tell you!"
Tang Xiaolong stretched out his hand and said, "Okay, say it, say it, say something good!"
Sun Yaoming said: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law is well-educated, gentle, virtuous, and beautiful. I have known them since they first got married."
Yang Yunyi heheed twice and said, "You knew them when they first got married, but do you know that I knew them when they were not married?"
Sun Yaoming was a little puzzled: "Are you familiar with this matter?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "I knew Instructor Tang before you came to the army. Logically speaking, I knew Instructor Tang earlier than you. Do you know who their first love is?"
When Sun Yaoming heard this, he had a melon-eating expression on his face.
"Tell me, my comrades and I are very curious!"
(End of this chapter)
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