I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 200 Co-Author I Have No Friends (Part [-])
Yang Yunyi looked at Tang Xiaolong, then turned his gaze to the audience.

"Now that I've said that, I'm going to expose your old background."

Tang Xiaolong snorted: "You're still exposing me, tell me, I'm listening!"

Yang Yunyi said: "A few days ago, I saw a group of women outside, and they started cursing around Instructor Tang. Ouch, the scolding was so ugly, if it was me, I could get started. But Instructor Tang, no, he's not so Do."

Tang Xiaolong replied: "After all, I am a soldier of the people, and I still have some self-cultivation."

Yang Yunyi heheed twice, and continued: "Instructor Tang is indeed self-restraining, there is no other way, he can only turn around silently, and walk towards the men's bathhouse."

After Yang Yunyi finished speaking, the people below were already laughing uproariously.

Emotional Tang Xiaolong wants to enter the women's bathhouse, right? He deserves to be scolded!
Regarding this, the head of the group also asked the political commissar: "Is it true or not? If it is true, you will be punished!"

The political commissar replied helplessly: "It's just made up, cross talk is all made up stories. Besides Xiaolong, you don't understand it yet!"

After hearing this, the captain breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's good, that's good, this kind of mistake can't be made!"

Tang Xiaolong's soldiers didn't think so, they all started cleaning up their platoon leaders.

"I just said how the platoon leader has been thinking so much recently, so it's like this!"

"I believe the platoon leader can make it, and I am the basin he brought!"

"Then I'm still the underpants that the platoon leader brought!"

A group of people, laughing and joking, no one is doing right.

In fact, don't take the soldiers too seriously, they are just like ordinary people like us when they are fine.

It's just that when something happens, they will rush to the front.

Tang Xiaolong grabbed Yang Yunyi and said: "Good guy, the feeling is that I have been staying in the women's bathhouse, right?"

Yang Yunyi hurriedly explained: "Don't misunderstand, big guy, how could he go wrong at the age of Instructor Tang! He, he went to find his company commander and instructor."

The eyes of everyone in the audience focused on Tang Xiaolong's company commander and instructor.

They were angry and funny, but they knew it was teasing, so they wouldn't blame Yang Yunyi.

But, where is the army? In the future, other companies will use this stalk to laugh at them all the time, and even pass it on.

Tang Xiaolong gave Yang Yunyi a push: "Go, we're not joking like that!"

Complacent, Yang Yunyi asked, "What's wrong?"

Tang Xiaolong replied: "No, look at your virtue, so you didn't hold back when you asked me to be your partner."

Yang Yunyi continued to be beaten and said: "I just asked what's wrong, now I know I regret it, it's too late!"

Tang Xiaolong said eagerly: "You can't do this. I said that I was able to do a cross talk with great difficulty, and if I partner with a professional cross talk actor like you, I have to perform well."

Yang Yunyi heheed twice: "You know that the car has hit the wall; you know you have bought the stock; After more than 40 days, how did you treat us?"

Yang Yunyi added: "Brothers, today we will avenge you too!"

As soon as he said this, there was warm applause from the audience.

Tang Xiaolong said angrily: "No, you arrange me just for this matter, as for?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I am joking!"

Tang Xiaolong didn't understand: "What's wrong with you?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "You have to remember clearly, I am teasing, you are flattering, I don't talk about you, who am I talking about? You are the only one in front of me. Is it possible that I will tell you to go to the head of the regiment and the political commissar? Are you okay? "

Yang Yunyi asked the group leader and political commissar: "Head, political commissar, I say you two, are you willing?"

The head of the group replied with a friendly face and a slightly murderous look: "If Xiaolong agrees, I have no objection."

The political commissar also nodded: "I am the same, I have no objection!"

But how could Tang Xiaolong dare to ask Yang Yunyi to talk about the head of the regiment and the political commissar, so he could only say with a bitter face: "No, I'm also your instructor after all. I'm not suitable for you to arrange it like this."

Yang Yunyi let out a hey, pointed to Tang Xiaolong and said to the audience below: "Did you see, rely on the old to sell the old!"

Tang Xiaolong's eyes widened, very angry.

"I rely on the old to sell the old, are you unreasonable?"

Yang Yunyi proudly said: "The truth is in my mouth, so my surname is Li!"

At this moment, everyone was stunned, mainly those who knew Yang Yunyi were stunned, and those who didn't know really thought Yang Yunyi's surname was Li.

Tang Xiaolong said dumbfoundedly: "No, isn't your surname Yang, why is your surname Li?"

When those who didn't know that Yang Yunyi's surname was Yang realized that Yang Yunyi's surname was not Li, they laughed out loud. This cross talk is really interesting!

Yang Yunyi replied: "It's not that Yang and Li don't separate families!"

Tang Xiaolong was displeased: "Why don't you separate the family, people agreed, you just posted it here."

Yang Yunyi waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, my surname will be Li for the time being, what do you say!"

Tang Xiaolong said with emotion: "On the stage, you messed with me. If you get off the stage, I will let you know what cruelty is."

Yang Yunyi waved his hand again: "It doesn't matter, we'll talk about it after we get off the stage!"

Tang Xiaolong let out a hey: "Well, I will never meet a good person. If I can't do it today, I have to get this over with, otherwise I won't be able to stay in the barracks in the future."

Yang Yunyi waved his hand for the third time: "Come on!"

Tang Xiaolong glanced around and said, "I have to find someone to confirm it for me!"

Yang Yunyi propped one hand on the table and put the other on his waist, with a proud expression on his face.

"I'm the only one on stage, I'll see how you break it! Who are you going to find, huh?"

Tang Xiaolong showed a disdainful expression: "So what if you're the only one on the stage? It's as if I don't have any friends in the audience. If there is anyone in the audience, come up."

A group of people shouted; "No!"

"do not know!"

"Who are you, the one who broke into the women's bathroom?"

Although everyone is hurting him, they are all good comrades-in-arms and Chinese brothers in their hearts.

Tang Xiaolong got angry, and looked around the audience, but there was no one there.

He shouted: "Squad leader three!"

The third squad leader stood up and replied, "Here!"

Tang Xiaolong said, "Come up and prove to me whether I am a good person or not!"

The third squad leader said with a bitter smile: "Platoon leader, there are no good people in our row!"

After saying this, the audience was overjoyed again.

It is true that there are no good people in the first row, and they will take the first place in everything, and they will not leave a way for others to survive.

Tang Xiaolong hated iron for being weak, and shouted: "Deputy platoon leader, come up and prove it to me!"

Hearing this, the deputy platoon leader stepped onto the stage reluctantly.

Seeing this reluctance, Tang Xiaolong became angry: "What's the matter, you don't want to prove to me that I'm not a good person?"

The deputy platoon leader immediately recovered, and he shouted: "Report to the platoon leader, I am willing to prove it for you!"

At this time, Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue several times.

(End of this chapter)