I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 199 Vanguard Theory
Chapter 199 Vanguard Theory (Part [-])
Yang Yunyi drew lots, and the program was performed at No.11.
When the show ended one by one, Yang Yunyi had to praise, isn't this better than the Spring Festival Gala?
At this time, everyone's heads turned to Yang Yunyi.
Yang Yunyi also knew that he had said the wrong thing. How could the Spring Festival Gala not look good? The Spring Festival Gala is the best TV series to watch. I love this variety show.
When it was the turn of Yang Yunyi and Tang Xiaolong to appear on the stage, neither of them had a coat, but they both walked onto the stage in camouflage outfits.
The reason why Yang Yunyi invited Tang Xiaolong was because Tang Xiaolong liked Yu Qian very much.
This made Yang Yunyi never expect that he would like Yu Qian, which is simply ridiculous.
So if this is the case, let him be a fan!
They also rehearsed for three days, Tang Xiaolong is still very talented, the main reason is that the lines that are flattering are not right, Yang Yunyi thinks he is still competent.
On the stage, he bowed to the audience first.
And the people in the audience began to applaud one after another, some were watching cross talk for the first time, and some had watched cross talk before.
But it doesn't matter, no matter those who have watched cross talk or not, Yang Yunyi intends to give them a baptism and shock of cross talk.
Yang Yunyi said: "Thank you so much for the audience, who came to listen to the two of us talking about cross talk."
Tang Xiaolong put his hands on the table naturally, and replied: "Yes!"
Off the stage, Tang Xiaolong's soldiers shouted: "Platoon leader, great job!"
"Platoon leader, you are handsome!"
Tang Xiaolong, who was still a little nervous at first, suddenly became less nervous and cheerful.
Yang Yunyi continued: "Today, I was talking about cross talk with our instructor Tang Xiaolong and platoon leader Tang! It can be said that I am very happy today!"
Tang Xiaolong nodded and said, "I am also very happy!"
Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "In that case, I can consider changing partners. Instructor Tang doesn't have to stay in the army anymore, and he will go to talk about cross talk with me, okay?"
Before Tang Xiaolong could speak, the political commissar of the head of the group shouted, "That's impossible!"
Tang Xiaolong also said: "You heard me, I want to go too, but the political commissar won't let me go! But now, we are partners!"
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he clicked his tongue twice.
"Yes, you are not picky eaters anyway!"
Tang Xiaolong grabbed Yang Yunyi and shouted: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment, I'm not picky eaters, am I a pig?"
Yang Yunyi let out a long cry: "Don't say that about yourself!"
Tang Xiaolong pushed Yang Yunyi lightly: "Fuck you, although I'm not picky about food, I'm still picky about my staple food."
The actors and soldiers in the audience all laughed.
Because Tang Xiaolong's words have two meanings.
The first meaning is that I can partner with you, which is called not picky eaters.
The second meaning is the staple food. In terms of serving as a soldier and talking about cross talk, he will still choose to be a soldier.
Yang Yunyi said: "Indeed, as a soldier, there is no one not to choose. But instructor Tang has just learned cross talk, and I won't dig a hole for him. I can still do this."
Tang Xiaolong nodded and said, "That's about the same, Renyi!"
Yang Yunyi said: "If that's the case, I won't be polite. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what kind of person Instructor Tang is?"
Everyone in the audience shook their heads, including his soldiers.
"do not know!"
Tang Xiaolong asked: "I'm still wondering, you've only known me for 45 days, can you know who I am?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "That's natural. I dare not say that I understand you [-]%, but there is one thing. Even the comrades who sleep in the same dormitory with you may not necessarily understand you like me."
Tang Xiaolong didn't believe this anymore: "Then you should talk about it!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Our instructor Tang is the top soldier in this army! Everyone, do you know what the top soldier means?"
Ask the people in the army this sentence, how could they not know.
But at this moment, they had a tacit understanding and did not answer.
Tang Xiaolong was puzzled: "Why, you know?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Pioneers, everyone, do you know who raises the red flag every morning? That is our instructor Tang. We get up early and feel dark every day, climb to the tip of the flagpole, then put the flag up, and then Take down the flag."
This time, everyone started laughing.
The regiment's head and political commissar were even more at odds with each other.
They didn't expect that this was their vanguard, which was quite interesting, more interesting than listening to it on the radio.
Tang Xiaolong interrupted: "The sharp soldiers you mentioned are the soldiers who climbed to the tip of the flagpole?"
Yang Yunyi said, "Isn't it?"
Tang Xiaolong replied: "You don't want to talk nonsense, we have four people to raise the flag, and I climbed on the tip of the flagpole to raise the flag, how could you think of that?"
Yang Yunyi suddenly realized, and then asked again: "Then what is a vanguard?"
Tang Xiaolong replied: "This vanguard is the one who ranks at the forefront in internal affairs and training, and is called a vanguard."
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he understood.
"Instructor Tang, I understand. You mean that in this army, you are better than the people sitting below in any aspect?"
Hearing this, Tang Xiaolong quickly covered Yang Yunyi's mouth.
"You don't need to sow discord here. My brothers and I are very powerful, but since we are pioneers, we should naturally be slightly stronger than them."
In the audience, Tang Xiaolong's comrades-in-arms all began to cry.
It's like this in the army, everyone strives to be the first.
When the troops should be humble, they should be humble, and when they should not be humble, they should not be humble.
Especially in terms of assessment, you can only gain the respect of your comrades-in-arms if you do your best, or even better. This is the iron law of the army.
Although it is inappropriate to say so, the army is the place where the strong believer.
Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "It's a little stronger, but the bread here doesn't include the head and political commissar?"
This is indeed digging a hole for Tang Xiaolong, but how to put it, no one will be angry.
Even the head of the political commissar shouted: "Included, it must be included!"
Tang Xiaolong proudly said: "That's almost what it means, anyway, I didn't say it!"
Seeing Tang Xiaolong's fart on the stage, the soldiers who came to watch the performance couldn't help laughing.
Only a good relationship can afford such a joke.
This is that they have never seen such a Tang Xiaolong. To be honest, it is very surprising, even surprising.
So, every man is actually proud in his heart. Apart from his own work, he also likes other things.
Just like Tang Xiaolong, before that, who would have believed that he could speak cross talk on stage!
It is one thing to know that he likes cross talk, but it is another thing to talk about cross talk on stage.
Could it be that his comrades in the same dormitory as him don't know what he likes?
No, just saying that seeing this side of Tang Xiaolong today surprised them, and it was the most real.
Usually training so hard, who would easily reveal their preferences!
Especially the vanguard, you must know that the vanguard is the strongest in an army, and may even become the king of soldiers in the future.
Leading soldiers are the seeds of becoming the king of soldiers.
It's just that in this process, some seeds germinated, and some seeds failed to germinate!
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yunyi drew lots, and the program was performed at No.11.
When the show ended one by one, Yang Yunyi had to praise, isn't this better than the Spring Festival Gala?
At this time, everyone's heads turned to Yang Yunyi.
Yang Yunyi also knew that he had said the wrong thing. How could the Spring Festival Gala not look good? The Spring Festival Gala is the best TV series to watch. I love this variety show.
When it was the turn of Yang Yunyi and Tang Xiaolong to appear on the stage, neither of them had a coat, but they both walked onto the stage in camouflage outfits.
The reason why Yang Yunyi invited Tang Xiaolong was because Tang Xiaolong liked Yu Qian very much.
This made Yang Yunyi never expect that he would like Yu Qian, which is simply ridiculous.
So if this is the case, let him be a fan!
They also rehearsed for three days, Tang Xiaolong is still very talented, the main reason is that the lines that are flattering are not right, Yang Yunyi thinks he is still competent.
On the stage, he bowed to the audience first.
And the people in the audience began to applaud one after another, some were watching cross talk for the first time, and some had watched cross talk before.
But it doesn't matter, no matter those who have watched cross talk or not, Yang Yunyi intends to give them a baptism and shock of cross talk.
Yang Yunyi said: "Thank you so much for the audience, who came to listen to the two of us talking about cross talk."
Tang Xiaolong put his hands on the table naturally, and replied: "Yes!"
Off the stage, Tang Xiaolong's soldiers shouted: "Platoon leader, great job!"
"Platoon leader, you are handsome!"
Tang Xiaolong, who was still a little nervous at first, suddenly became less nervous and cheerful.
Yang Yunyi continued: "Today, I was talking about cross talk with our instructor Tang Xiaolong and platoon leader Tang! It can be said that I am very happy today!"
Tang Xiaolong nodded and said, "I am also very happy!"
Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "In that case, I can consider changing partners. Instructor Tang doesn't have to stay in the army anymore, and he will go to talk about cross talk with me, okay?"
Before Tang Xiaolong could speak, the political commissar of the head of the group shouted, "That's impossible!"
Tang Xiaolong also said: "You heard me, I want to go too, but the political commissar won't let me go! But now, we are partners!"
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he clicked his tongue twice.
"Yes, you are not picky eaters anyway!"
Tang Xiaolong grabbed Yang Yunyi and shouted: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment, I'm not picky eaters, am I a pig?"
Yang Yunyi let out a long cry: "Don't say that about yourself!"
Tang Xiaolong pushed Yang Yunyi lightly: "Fuck you, although I'm not picky about food, I'm still picky about my staple food."
The actors and soldiers in the audience all laughed.
Because Tang Xiaolong's words have two meanings.
The first meaning is that I can partner with you, which is called not picky eaters.
The second meaning is the staple food. In terms of serving as a soldier and talking about cross talk, he will still choose to be a soldier.
Yang Yunyi said: "Indeed, as a soldier, there is no one not to choose. But instructor Tang has just learned cross talk, and I won't dig a hole for him. I can still do this."
Tang Xiaolong nodded and said, "That's about the same, Renyi!"
Yang Yunyi said: "If that's the case, I won't be polite. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what kind of person Instructor Tang is?"
Everyone in the audience shook their heads, including his soldiers.
"do not know!"
Tang Xiaolong asked: "I'm still wondering, you've only known me for 45 days, can you know who I am?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "That's natural. I dare not say that I understand you [-]%, but there is one thing. Even the comrades who sleep in the same dormitory with you may not necessarily understand you like me."
Tang Xiaolong didn't believe this anymore: "Then you should talk about it!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Our instructor Tang is the top soldier in this army! Everyone, do you know what the top soldier means?"
Ask the people in the army this sentence, how could they not know.
But at this moment, they had a tacit understanding and did not answer.
Tang Xiaolong was puzzled: "Why, you know?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Pioneers, everyone, do you know who raises the red flag every morning? That is our instructor Tang. We get up early and feel dark every day, climb to the tip of the flagpole, then put the flag up, and then Take down the flag."
This time, everyone started laughing.
The regiment's head and political commissar were even more at odds with each other.
They didn't expect that this was their vanguard, which was quite interesting, more interesting than listening to it on the radio.
Tang Xiaolong interrupted: "The sharp soldiers you mentioned are the soldiers who climbed to the tip of the flagpole?"
Yang Yunyi said, "Isn't it?"
Tang Xiaolong replied: "You don't want to talk nonsense, we have four people to raise the flag, and I climbed on the tip of the flagpole to raise the flag, how could you think of that?"
Yang Yunyi suddenly realized, and then asked again: "Then what is a vanguard?"
Tang Xiaolong replied: "This vanguard is the one who ranks at the forefront in internal affairs and training, and is called a vanguard."
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he understood.
"Instructor Tang, I understand. You mean that in this army, you are better than the people sitting below in any aspect?"
Hearing this, Tang Xiaolong quickly covered Yang Yunyi's mouth.
"You don't need to sow discord here. My brothers and I are very powerful, but since we are pioneers, we should naturally be slightly stronger than them."
In the audience, Tang Xiaolong's comrades-in-arms all began to cry.
It's like this in the army, everyone strives to be the first.
When the troops should be humble, they should be humble, and when they should not be humble, they should not be humble.
Especially in terms of assessment, you can only gain the respect of your comrades-in-arms if you do your best, or even better. This is the iron law of the army.
Although it is inappropriate to say so, the army is the place where the strong believer.
Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "It's a little stronger, but the bread here doesn't include the head and political commissar?"
This is indeed digging a hole for Tang Xiaolong, but how to put it, no one will be angry.
Even the head of the political commissar shouted: "Included, it must be included!"
Tang Xiaolong proudly said: "That's almost what it means, anyway, I didn't say it!"
Seeing Tang Xiaolong's fart on the stage, the soldiers who came to watch the performance couldn't help laughing.
Only a good relationship can afford such a joke.
This is that they have never seen such a Tang Xiaolong. To be honest, it is very surprising, even surprising.
So, every man is actually proud in his heart. Apart from his own work, he also likes other things.
Just like Tang Xiaolong, before that, who would have believed that he could speak cross talk on stage!
It is one thing to know that he likes cross talk, but it is another thing to talk about cross talk on stage.
Could it be that his comrades in the same dormitory as him don't know what he likes?
No, just saying that seeing this side of Tang Xiaolong today surprised them, and it was the most real.
Usually training so hard, who would easily reveal their preferences!
Especially the vanguard, you must know that the vanguard is the strongest in an army, and may even become the king of soldiers in the future.
Leading soldiers are the seeds of becoming the king of soldiers.
It's just that in this process, some seeds germinated, and some seeds failed to germinate!
(End of this chapter)
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