I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 262 No One Can Always (Subscribe)

The next day, Sun Yue arrived at nine o'clock.

After arriving at the hotel, he stayed in Yang Yunyi's room without opening a room.

Yang Yunyi threw the notebook directly to Sun Yue, and Sun Yue looked at it and let out an ouch.

"not bad!"

Around eleven o'clock, Jielun and Chen Chuhe came to look for Yang Yunyi.

When Sun Yue saw the two of them, they both showed surprised expressions.

No way, Sun Yue is also Jay Chou's fanboy.

Although Sun Yue is a bit fat, we can't discriminate against Sun Yue because he is fat, thinking that he doesn't follow stars anymore.

Jay didn't expect Sun Yue to be so enthusiastic, but because Sun Yue was Yang Yunyi's friend, he also greeted him very politely.

At noon, the four of them had a hot pot meal together in the restaurant of the hotel.

Afterwards, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue went to the Lyceum Theater first.

Even though Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue already had a good understanding, the Lanxin Grand Theater still had to be responsible to the audience. Yang Yunyi and the others also had to conduct a rehearsal, and then during the rehearsal, see if there was anything that could be modified.

Keep this notebook in the best condition at any time.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the show starts on time.

Yang Yunyi and the others were preparing backstage, while Jie Lun and Chen Chuhe had already entered the Lyceum Grand Theater, but they were all wearing masks, and they didn't say which row they were in, and just sent Yang Yunyi a simple text message.

At 35:[-], which is the time when TV dramas usually start, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue took the stage.

This time, Sun Yue brought Yang Yunyi's gown from the Imperial Capital to the Demon City, it was a gray one.

Although red is festive, this is not a festive day.

Then there is the gray coat, which is a thicker style, and it is not cold to wear in winter.

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue walked onto the stage, facing the audience with a smile on their faces.

The two began to bow to the audience, thanking them for coming to their performance.

Yang Yunyi said: "There are a lot of people today, everyone is welcome to come here to watch the performance of our two brothers. I am a cross talk actor in Deyun Building, my name is Yang Yunyi, and I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. Many people know me, and there are many people If you don’t know me, let me introduce my name again, my name is Yang Yunyi. That’s right, Yang Yunyi is me, and I am Yang Yunyi.”

The audience cheered and applauded Yang Yunyi.

Sun Yue said: "Wait a minute, why do you keep introducing yourself instead of me!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Don't worry, after introducing me, it's up to you!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he nodded, "That's fine!"

Yang Yunyi said to the audience: "In our cross talk industry, we pay attention to the four lessons of speaking, learning and singing. Today I will perform these four lessons for everyone. First of all, let's talk about this first!"

Sun Yue held Yang Yunyi back: "Stop it, introduce me! Why did you just start talking, you haven't introduced me yet!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue with doubts on his face.

"No, didn't I introduce you?"

Sun Yue said: "There is no introduction!"

Yang Yunyi let out a cheer: "I forgot, but who doesn't know you! Whoever has a big face has a bucket waist, and his height is not as tall as a rice bowl, so who are you?"

The audience cheered, this jingle is quite slippery!

Sun Yue was angry: "Fuck you, whoever has a big face is as tall as a bucket, and who is not as tall as a rice vat. I am your partner, Sun Yue!"

Yang Yunyi said twice: "The one standing next to me is called Zhang Yue!"

Sun Yue shouted: "Sun Yue!"

Yang Yunyi was startled: "What?"

Sun Yue made a gesture to kick Yang Yunyi, but Yang Yunyi got out of the way ahead of time.

Sun Yue said: "Can you introduce it well?"

Yang Yunyi returned to his seat with a smile on his face, and the audience was also very happy.

The cross talk between these two people is indeed different from others.

Yang Yunyi returned to Sun Yue's side, and said to the people off the field: "Just kidding, this is my partner, Mr. Sun Yuesun. This person is very capable."

Sun Yue said modestly: "Actually not!"

Yang Yunyi turned his head to look at Sun Yue, and said something.

"Speaking of Mr. Sun, how old are you this year?"

Although Sun Yue was puzzled, he still said it.

"29, what's wrong?"

After Sun Yue finished speaking, the audience cheered.

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, you are dishonest! With your appearance, I would believe that you are the same age as my uncle. You are 29!"

Sun Yue said anxiously, "I was born in 29, so I'm [-] now!"

Yang Yunyi asked suspiciously: "Is it 1879?"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you, 1879, how many years will I have to die!"

The audience in Shanghai has never seen such a cross talk, so this is just the beginning, and I don't know how many times I laughed.

And Jay Chou and Chen Chuhe were also laughing, they thought the art of cross talk was really interesting.

Why didn't you find out before?

Oh, that's sloppy, there is no cross talk at Wanwan.

Sun Yue added: "I was born in 1979, and I am 29 years old this year!"

Yang Yunyi understood: "It's true that I'm not very old. I'm less than 30 years old, but I'm 11 years older than me!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief, and the audience began to moan.

Sun Yue said: "No, I am 11 years older than you, so how old are you?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I am eighteen this year!"

The audience began to cry again, and Sun Yue said: "Everyone doesn't believe it!"

Yang Yunyi said angrily, "Then I'm twenty!"

The audience shouted again, twenty is impossible!
"I'm thirty, thirty is fine!"

But the audience is still crying!

Yang Yunyi was completely angry, he said: "I can't do it at thirty, then I can do it at eighty, I can do it at eighty!"

The audience then shouted, "Okay!"

Yang Yunyi was dissatisfied: "What's the matter, my real age is only 22 years old, but I keep telling myself, me."

Sun Yue said: "Imagination is right! Then according to what you say, me too!"

Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice, and straightened Sun Yue's disheveled face with his hand.

"You, you have to be trusted anywhere!"

Yang Yunyi supported Sun Yue's face, coupled with his expression, the audience already burst into laughter.

Sun Yue opened Yang Yunyi's hands and said, "Then why can you do it and I can't?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "When I say me, it's in my heart, not my real age."

After hearing this, Sun Yue suddenly realized.

"Oh, I see what you mean. But you are right, we have to keep our hearts, after all, no one can stay forever!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and said: "Mr. Sun, you are wrong. We should keep it in our hearts, but some people can keep it!"

When this sentence was said, many people were surprised, and even began to think about who could last forever.

At this moment, Chen Chuhe, who was wearing a mask, suddenly said something loudly.

"It's a monster!"

When the word "monster" was uttered, it undoubtedly added more jokes to this cross talk.

(End of this chapter)