I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 263 You said this teacher is vulgar (please subscribe)

Sun Yue also showed a surprised expression when he heard Yang Yunyi say that someone could keep going.

"I haven't heard of it, but you tell me, who can always?"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Mr. Sun, it is true that no one can, but your girlfriend can always!"

The audience didn't react for a while, but both Jay Chou and Chen Chuhe laughed instantly, because they understood right away.

Chen Chuhe began to moan, but it was really a cola.

Soon the audience also reacted, but you can always have a girlfriend, as long as you keep changing to eighteen, then you will always be.

These words are indeed deep and full of meaning in life.

Sun Yue snorted and said: "As long as you keep changing your girlfriend, your girlfriend can stay forever!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, I'm talking about you, don't drag me!"

Sun Yue argued: "Nonsense, I'm already married, where can I find a girlfriend!"

Yang Yunyi asked back: "Why, can't you have a girlfriend after you get married?"

The audience began to cry, if you are married and have a girlfriend, it is called cheating.

We don't advocate such things as cheating.

Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi: "I said, you can't spread some positive values! What are you talking about? Is this in line with what our current society advocates?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, you have misunderstood me. What I said was that you had many girlfriends before you introduced me!"

When Sun Yue heard it, he suddenly realized.

"Oh, you mean before getting married! Yes, before getting married, I had a lot of partners!"

The audience began to cry again, obviously not believing it.

Yang Yunyi gave Sun Yue proof: "You really don't mind, Mr. Sun had a lot of partners before he got married. You know whose grandson he is, so please!"

The audience in Shanghai also understands cross talk.

"yours?"

Sun Yue's eyes widened: "Fuck you, who is his grandson, he is my grandson!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue: "I didn't take advantage of you. The audience said it. You can't rely on me."

Sun Yue was unconvinced: "It was all your instigation!"

Yang Yunyi didn't want to anymore either: "The co-author and the audience are all under my trust, do I have such great energy?"

The audience shouted: "Yes!"

Yang Yunyi found out, but the audience in Shanghai knew how to believe it, but it was hard to lead!

Sun Yue said: "Have you heard it, this is the voice of the masses!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Okay, okay, my question. But, Mr. Sun is young, and he is young now, but he had a few girlfriends before he got married. His grandfather is old Mr. Li Wenhua. The girls don't like it. , Teacher Sun gestured, do you know who my grandfather is?"

When Yang Yunyi's expression and actions were imitated, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Sun Yue was also shocked and said: "Wait a minute, I'm a bully, right! And you know who my grandfather is, now that we focus on free love, it doesn't matter who my grandfather is!"

Yang Yunyi was surprised: "Do you pay attention to free love now?"

Sun Yue Zheng'er replied: "Yes, free love!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Then tell me, where did your wife come from?"

When Sun Yue heard this, he gave Yang Yunyi a push.

"I went to yours, and my wife and I are also in free love!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun had several girlfriends before meeting his wife, you can't deny that!"

Sun Yue said: "Yes, there is such a thing!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Teacher Sun's first girlfriend is marry from Taipei!"

Sun Yue smiled: "That's right, that's all the story before we got married."

Yang Yunyi said: "This girl came to the Imperial Capital from Taipei to study. At that time, Teacher Sun's school was next door to Marry's school!"

Sun Yue nodded: "There is such a thing!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "It was a refreshing autumn afternoon. Teacher Sun saw the young married, and couldn't help falling in love with her, and then unloaded the wheel of married's bicycle."

Sun Yue didn't quite understand: "Wait a minute, why did I unload her wheel?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "This is not to invite Marry to eat popsicles!"

Sun Yue didn't understand again: "No, if I invite you to eat popsicles, I will treat you to eat popsicles. Why did you unload her wheels?"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said, "If you don't sell her car wheels, where do you get the money to buy him popsicles!"

The audience laughed, and it did make sense.

The wool comes from the sheep, do you spend your own money?

Sun Yue also said: "Good guy, I have done such a thing before!"

Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "That's not all, you even wrote a song for Marry!"

Sun Yue couldn't believe it: "It's just me, I even wrote a song for Marry, I'm so capable!"

Yang Yunyi said aloud: "Yes, that's how this song is sung, I'll sing it for you!"

Sun Yue naturally agreed: "Okay, sing, you sing!"

Yang Yunyi moistened his throat and sang: "That night, the night you didn't reject me, I hurt you! That night."

Sun Yue quickly stopped Yang Yunyi: "Wait a minute, I wrote this song?"

Yang Yunyi blinked and said, "Ah, yes!"

Sun Yue stared and said, "Nonsense, can such a vulgar song be written by me?"

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice: "You said Xie Jun is vulgar, I understand."

Sun Yue hurriedly defended: "I didn't say it was vulgar, but the Chinese Music Association said this song was vulgar. Besides, you said that this song was written by Xie Jun, so it has something to do with me!"

Yang Yunyi laughed and said: "My memory is wrong, it's not this song. It's sung like this. You smell of her perfume. It's my nose's fault. I shouldn't have smelled his beauty and wiped away all the companions. You sleep!"

The audience let out an ah, and Sun Yue quickly waved his hands.

"Don't sleep, don't talk nonsense. This is the poisonous perfume sung by Populus euphratica, and it has nothing to do with me!"

Yang Yunyi heard it: "Isn't this also sung? Could it be this one, just one time, I'll take you to see the old days, laughing heartily on a sunny day"

No one interrupted Yang Yunyi, Yang Yunyi just finished singing.

Then everyone present looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief. Those who are familiar with Yang Yunyi naturally know that he is also an original singer, so he sang an original song, right?

The audience began to applaud Yang Yunyi, and Chen Chuhe also said: "This song is really good, do you want to buy it and put it in your new album!"

Jaylen shook his head: "It sounds good, but it's not my style. My style is ouch, not bad!"

Chen Chuhe nodded: "That's right, you can't enunciate clearly in all of your songs, but this song is too clearly enunciated, it really isn't suitable for you!"

Hearing this, Jaylen looked at Chen Chuhe with some confusion.

Was he mocking himself just now? He must be mocking himself. There is no doubt about it!

(End of this chapter)