I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 305 I'm By My Side
Chapter 305 I'm By My Side (Please Subscribe)
Has there ever been harmony between the brothers and sisters in Deyunlou?
To be honest, when we were poor, we lived in harmony, but when everyone was no longer poor, conflicts of interest began to arise.
Don't talk about the brothers, just talk about Lao Guo and the others, and now they don't like to see each other in private.
You old Guo earns a lot of money, so it doesn't make sense to let the brothers who fought with you suffer together!
Zhang Helun smiled awkwardly, and he said, "Don't say it, I didn't dare to participate in it for a while, which means that you still have status and status in Deyun Tower!"
Yang Yunyi proudly said: "That is, this identity and status are all earned by me."
Zhang Helun said: "But speaking of it, Yang Yunyi, my brother. I have always had a good relationship with him. It can almost be said that we wear the same pair of pants."
Yang Yunyi shouted: "Stop it, you can't fit my pants. Ladies and gentlemen, do you think it's suitable for him to wear my pants?"
The audience replied with a smile: "Inappropriate!"
Zhang Helun turned around: "Let's go, goodbye!"
After only taking two steps, he stopped.
Yang Yunyi looked at him and said: "Aren't you going to leave? You should hurry up! After you leave, I will give you a stand-up comic for everyone. Say, okay?"
The audience is naturally willing, who is willing to watch you Zhang Helun, isn't it all for Guo Degang, Yang Yunyi, Cao Yunxin, Gao Feng, Luan Yunping and Xu Deliang!
At this time, Zhang Helun was naturally willing to go down, but he couldn't go down.
He started talking to the air: "Hey, don't pull me, I want to go down, let me tell you, I can't bear this grievance, I say it again solemnly, don't pull me!"
Zhang Helun actually stepped on a moonwalk and came back with his butt pouted.
You said, who would argue this early.
But the audience actually fell for his tricks and even laughed out loud.
So, there is a market for greasy men talking about cross talk.
Yang Yunyi waved his hands and looked at Zhang Helun who was playing tricks.
Zhang Helun returned to the microphone and looked at Yang Yunyi with a smile on his face.
"Senior brother still loves junior brother. In the future, whoever wants to say that the relationship between brothers and sisters in Deyunlou is not good, I will give him a big mouth!"
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he smiled.
"Guo Degang!"
Zhang Helun deliberately asked: "Master, what happened to the old man?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Guo Degang, our master said that our brothers and sisters have a bad relationship!"
Hearing this, Zhang Helun thought about it seriously, pinched his chin and said, "Brother, I think Master is right!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was happy again.
This is Zhang Helun, remember, the appearance of this two-skinned face can be regarded as a lesson.
Yang Yunyi couldn't laugh or cry and said: "You are a dog face, you say the name of the master, you say it right. Flattery, there is no such thing as you!"
Zhang Helun clasped his fingernails, lowered his head and said, "I heard you!"
Yang Yunyi wondered, "What did you hear?"
Zhang Helun said: "I heard you scolding Master, saying that Master is a horse, and I'm slapping his ass!"
The audience burst into laughter again. Is this how flattering is understood?
It's really yours, another rebellious person from Deyun Tower has stepped forward.
Backstage Guo Degang also couldn't laugh or cry, he never thought that Zhang Helun and Yang Yunyi's performances could collide with each other like this, which is really gratifying.
As for the two of them choreographing themselves on stage, wait, let them know why Deyun Tower is called Hei Shi Fei, and why the leader of that Hei Shi Fei is surnamed Guo.
There is no size on the stage, but there are rules in the audience.
That was a warning to these little bastards, who is he, Guo Degang, should he obey?
Then he said that after so many years of cross talk, with his current status, what is he trying to do?
Just picture others on stage and arrange yourself?
Tut tut, how ridiculous!
Yu Qian said cheerfully, "Who do you think wrote this notebook?"
Guo Degang said: "Who else but Yang Yi!"
Yep, Yang Yunyi is deciphered every day, and now the cloud is gone.
On the stage, Yang Yunyi looked at Zhang Helun and said, "You think you're good again now, don't you? I'll make fun of it from now on!"
But Zhang Helun replied with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye: "You said you, I was just named Zhang Helun, Heming Kunlun, be a good person. The name Zhang Helun is so nice, you let me arrange the master, I still want to talk about it As for cross talk, I dare to choreograph Master, with his narrow-minded personality, I can’t wait to be kicked down again just after entering the family tree!"
The audience laughed again, and some of them whined.
Yang Yunyi said: "Then you can't talk about cross talk well, don't start showing off after giving you a name?"
Hearing this, Zhang Helun was not happy. "
"Who wants to show off, who wants to show off. I was supposed to be funny this time, but you ended up targeting me everywhere. What's the matter, you don't want to flatter me, you should have said it earlier! I know that you have wronged you by flattering me , but there is no way, I can’t be allowed to flatter, I have never learned how to flatter!”
Seeing Zhang Helun's outburst, Yang Yunyi sighed for a moment.
The audience thought that Zhang Helun had completely exploded, and soon Yang Yunyi said that.
"For so many years, it's difficult for you to be undercover by Guo Degang's side. Comrade, if Lao Guo has turned black and short, your mission has been completed. You can go back to your hometown in Northeast China and continue to sing your Errenzhuan."
Zhang Helun also just held Yang Yunyi's hands in turn: "Comrade, I'm going back to my hometown in Northeast China to sing Errenzhuan, and you have to continue to lurk by Lao Guo's side. Think clearly, there will be no good end to lurk by Lao Guo's side." .”
When Yang Yunyi wanted to speak again, Zhang Helun pointed at his chest, poked and shouted: "What a mess, I even cooperated with you in acting. I, Zhang Helun, belonged to Guo Degang in life, and I am Guo Degang's ghost in death, unless I My soul is in despair, otherwise I will learn from the teacher and swear to die for the old Guo's smoking and drinking!"
Yu Qian said with a hey: "What's the matter, I smoked and drank to burn my head, why is it because of Lao Guo's family?"
Li Jing rarely said: "Don't you?"
Yu Qian was unhappy, and said, "Go, go, what the hell, I smoke, drink, burn my head purely as a hobby, and have nothing to do with Lao Guo's family!"
At this time, Guo Degang spoke, and he said to his apprentices.
"Aunt Yu, you are such an outspoken person, but I still like it!"
For a moment, everyone's pupils dilated.
Could it be that you are really a male copper?
Good guy, my boy is actually by my side!
In fact, it's about the male copper, or even about the lily!
If it doesn't happen to me, I don't support or oppose it, and I can even boo.
But once you are by my side, I'm sorry, please stay away from me, because my mind has not yet opened up to that level.
Then again, don't call your looseness open.
The Qing Dynasty did perish for nearly 100 years, but it is not an excuse for you to be cheap.
(End of this chapter)
Has there ever been harmony between the brothers and sisters in Deyunlou?
To be honest, when we were poor, we lived in harmony, but when everyone was no longer poor, conflicts of interest began to arise.
Don't talk about the brothers, just talk about Lao Guo and the others, and now they don't like to see each other in private.
You old Guo earns a lot of money, so it doesn't make sense to let the brothers who fought with you suffer together!
Zhang Helun smiled awkwardly, and he said, "Don't say it, I didn't dare to participate in it for a while, which means that you still have status and status in Deyun Tower!"
Yang Yunyi proudly said: "That is, this identity and status are all earned by me."
Zhang Helun said: "But speaking of it, Yang Yunyi, my brother. I have always had a good relationship with him. It can almost be said that we wear the same pair of pants."
Yang Yunyi shouted: "Stop it, you can't fit my pants. Ladies and gentlemen, do you think it's suitable for him to wear my pants?"
The audience replied with a smile: "Inappropriate!"
Zhang Helun turned around: "Let's go, goodbye!"
After only taking two steps, he stopped.
Yang Yunyi looked at him and said: "Aren't you going to leave? You should hurry up! After you leave, I will give you a stand-up comic for everyone. Say, okay?"
The audience is naturally willing, who is willing to watch you Zhang Helun, isn't it all for Guo Degang, Yang Yunyi, Cao Yunxin, Gao Feng, Luan Yunping and Xu Deliang!
At this time, Zhang Helun was naturally willing to go down, but he couldn't go down.
He started talking to the air: "Hey, don't pull me, I want to go down, let me tell you, I can't bear this grievance, I say it again solemnly, don't pull me!"
Zhang Helun actually stepped on a moonwalk and came back with his butt pouted.
You said, who would argue this early.
But the audience actually fell for his tricks and even laughed out loud.
So, there is a market for greasy men talking about cross talk.
Yang Yunyi waved his hands and looked at Zhang Helun who was playing tricks.
Zhang Helun returned to the microphone and looked at Yang Yunyi with a smile on his face.
"Senior brother still loves junior brother. In the future, whoever wants to say that the relationship between brothers and sisters in Deyunlou is not good, I will give him a big mouth!"
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he smiled.
"Guo Degang!"
Zhang Helun deliberately asked: "Master, what happened to the old man?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Guo Degang, our master said that our brothers and sisters have a bad relationship!"
Hearing this, Zhang Helun thought about it seriously, pinched his chin and said, "Brother, I think Master is right!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was happy again.
This is Zhang Helun, remember, the appearance of this two-skinned face can be regarded as a lesson.
Yang Yunyi couldn't laugh or cry and said: "You are a dog face, you say the name of the master, you say it right. Flattery, there is no such thing as you!"
Zhang Helun clasped his fingernails, lowered his head and said, "I heard you!"
Yang Yunyi wondered, "What did you hear?"
Zhang Helun said: "I heard you scolding Master, saying that Master is a horse, and I'm slapping his ass!"
The audience burst into laughter again. Is this how flattering is understood?
It's really yours, another rebellious person from Deyun Tower has stepped forward.
Backstage Guo Degang also couldn't laugh or cry, he never thought that Zhang Helun and Yang Yunyi's performances could collide with each other like this, which is really gratifying.
As for the two of them choreographing themselves on stage, wait, let them know why Deyun Tower is called Hei Shi Fei, and why the leader of that Hei Shi Fei is surnamed Guo.
There is no size on the stage, but there are rules in the audience.
That was a warning to these little bastards, who is he, Guo Degang, should he obey?
Then he said that after so many years of cross talk, with his current status, what is he trying to do?
Just picture others on stage and arrange yourself?
Tut tut, how ridiculous!
Yu Qian said cheerfully, "Who do you think wrote this notebook?"
Guo Degang said: "Who else but Yang Yi!"
Yep, Yang Yunyi is deciphered every day, and now the cloud is gone.
On the stage, Yang Yunyi looked at Zhang Helun and said, "You think you're good again now, don't you? I'll make fun of it from now on!"
But Zhang Helun replied with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye: "You said you, I was just named Zhang Helun, Heming Kunlun, be a good person. The name Zhang Helun is so nice, you let me arrange the master, I still want to talk about it As for cross talk, I dare to choreograph Master, with his narrow-minded personality, I can’t wait to be kicked down again just after entering the family tree!"
The audience laughed again, and some of them whined.
Yang Yunyi said: "Then you can't talk about cross talk well, don't start showing off after giving you a name?"
Hearing this, Zhang Helun was not happy. "
"Who wants to show off, who wants to show off. I was supposed to be funny this time, but you ended up targeting me everywhere. What's the matter, you don't want to flatter me, you should have said it earlier! I know that you have wronged you by flattering me , but there is no way, I can’t be allowed to flatter, I have never learned how to flatter!”
Seeing Zhang Helun's outburst, Yang Yunyi sighed for a moment.
The audience thought that Zhang Helun had completely exploded, and soon Yang Yunyi said that.
"For so many years, it's difficult for you to be undercover by Guo Degang's side. Comrade, if Lao Guo has turned black and short, your mission has been completed. You can go back to your hometown in Northeast China and continue to sing your Errenzhuan."
Zhang Helun also just held Yang Yunyi's hands in turn: "Comrade, I'm going back to my hometown in Northeast China to sing Errenzhuan, and you have to continue to lurk by Lao Guo's side. Think clearly, there will be no good end to lurk by Lao Guo's side." .”
When Yang Yunyi wanted to speak again, Zhang Helun pointed at his chest, poked and shouted: "What a mess, I even cooperated with you in acting. I, Zhang Helun, belonged to Guo Degang in life, and I am Guo Degang's ghost in death, unless I My soul is in despair, otherwise I will learn from the teacher and swear to die for the old Guo's smoking and drinking!"
Yu Qian said with a hey: "What's the matter, I smoked and drank to burn my head, why is it because of Lao Guo's family?"
Li Jing rarely said: "Don't you?"
Yu Qian was unhappy, and said, "Go, go, what the hell, I smoke, drink, burn my head purely as a hobby, and have nothing to do with Lao Guo's family!"
At this time, Guo Degang spoke, and he said to his apprentices.
"Aunt Yu, you are such an outspoken person, but I still like it!"
For a moment, everyone's pupils dilated.
Could it be that you are really a male copper?
Good guy, my boy is actually by my side!
In fact, it's about the male copper, or even about the lily!
If it doesn't happen to me, I don't support or oppose it, and I can even boo.
But once you are by my side, I'm sorry, please stay away from me, because my mind has not yet opened up to that level.
Then again, don't call your looseness open.
The Qing Dynasty did perish for nearly 100 years, but it is not an excuse for you to be cheap.
(End of this chapter)
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