I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 306 My Brother Movie Star (Please Subscribe)

On the stage, Zhang Helun looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "Let's not talk about Master, let's talk about you!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Okay, let me see if you spit ivory out of your dog's mouth!"

Zhang Helun was not happy: "What makes my dog ​​spit out ivory, that is why the dog can't spit out ivory!"

After saying this, Zhang Helun was a little embarrassed.

And the audience was covering their mouths and laughing, and he knew he was wrong.

"Anyway, what I mean is that one family does not talk about two families! Yang Yunyi, our number one Deyun House!"

Yang Yunyi heheed twice and said: "Is it our master, or the old bustard!"

Zhang Helun looked terrified: "I didn't say that, don't wrong me, a peerless and beautiful young man!"

The audience gasped and even vomited.

With your looks, the pork belly protruding from your waist, and your chin can be used as a meat bun, but you are still a beautiful boy?

You are not guilty, you have to be ashamed!

Yang Yunyi said here: "Didn't you just say, Deyunlou, my number one card, then the master is the old bustard!"

Zhang Helun looked at Yang Yunyi, as if discussing.

"What do you say?"

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "If you don't have a degree, don't use words indiscriminately!"

Zhang Limin laughed when he heard it.

"I graduated from junior high school, may I ask what your education is?"

Yang Yunyi was embarrassed for a while, and the audience also laughed.

Those who like to listen to cross talk in Deyun Tower, who doesn't know Yang Yunyi's education background!
Yang Yunyi hummed and said: "Why do you care so much? Education is important. Education is not important to me. Education is just a stepping stone for you, but for people who talk about cross talk, education is a very low thing. "

Zhang Helun clasped his hands tightly and looked ahead.

"how do I say this?"

Yang Yunyi said: "It means that none of our masters have a degree. Besides, what is the name of our Deyun building now? Deyun Culture Co., Ltd. has limited culture!"

The audience was surprised, and the people in the backstage trembled.

What the hell, Culture Co., Ltd. is a company without a degree?

The audience now understands why Yang Yunyi in Deyun Building is full of rebellion.

This is how limited culture is understood, and it seems that you understand.

And Zhang Helun put his paw on his mouth, with an expression of disbelief: "Oh my god, it's so amazing. The Culture Co., Ltd. is saying that the cultural level of our Deyun Tower is limited!"

Yang Yunyi looked proud: "That's right, that's how I understand it."

Changing the subject, Zhang Helun asked again: "Then where did your limited education come to an abrupt end?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Zhang Helun with extreme and strong dissatisfaction.

"What's wrong with you?"

Zhang Helun said: "You just say it, since the culture is limited, there is nothing you can't say."

Yang Yunyi replied angrily: "I'm not as tall as you, and I haven't graduated from junior high school, so let's do it!"

Zhang Helun chuckled: "I've graduated, and I still have my diploma, I'll show it to you!"

After speaking, I really took out a graduation certificate.

Yang Yunyi snatched the diploma and threw it directly into the auditorium.

He spread his hands: "It's gone now!"

Then Zhang Helun took out another one, Yang Yunyi was stunned.

And the person who picked up Zhang Helun's graduation certificate looked at the three big characters written on it, marriage certificate.

It's just the object of marriage, and it says Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

At this, the nearby audience couldn't hold back anymore.

Good guy, your diploma is quite special!
Yang Yunyi grabbed it and was about to throw it away again, only to realize that it was a divorce certificate.

He read out the three words on the divorce certificate, and then opened it.

He used this certificate to Zhang Helun and said: "The co-author is the divorce certificate of Master and Teacher Yu. Let you get a divorce, let you get a divorce, let him live a good life, what a divorce!"

After speaking, he threw the divorce certificate to the audience.

Zhang Helun said: "This is just a toy, and I was just kidding. Master and Teacher Yu have been partners for many years, and they have a good relationship!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "That's right, didn't Master have hemorrhoids on his ass recently, I wanted to see Master again, and saw Teacher Yu licking the hemorrhoids on Master's ass at the door, ha ha!"

Yang Yunyi didn't continue, the audience's emotions were already mobilized.

Zhang Helun said: "No way, it's gone?"

Yang Yunyi slapped Zhang Helun: "You are too much, what else do you want to know!"

The audience also let out a sigh, the exciting part was pinched by you, right? Are we the ones who lack that little time?
Yu Qian backstage turned green when he saw everyone looking at him suspiciously.

But Guo Degang said casually: "It's all true, it's all true. Teacher Yu was drunk that day and said it was beans. He insisted on licking it up and drinking it. I couldn't stop him!"

At this moment, Yu Qiandu was too angry to speak.

And Zhang Helun didn't know about it when he was on stage.

He continued: "Where did I just talk about, talking about my brother, TV star, movie star, what's the name of the one you filmed, Screaming Chicken, and my brother won the most popular actor award."

Yang Yunyi frowned: "What's the matter, screaming chicken, that's called soldier assault!"

Zhang Helun nodded: "Yes yes yes, call the soldiers to attack, good guy, I watched this drama!"

Yang Yunyi said happily: "You saw it, what do you think?"

Zhang Helun praised: "Don't say it, the acting is really good. Bao Qiang played Xu Sanduo, and his image is so penetrating. If he doesn't win an award, it's unreasonable!"

Yang Yunyi said: "No, I, let me tell you how my performance is!"

Hearing this, Zhang Helun smiled and said, "I don't know how well you acted!"

Yang Yunyi was stunned, and said anxiously: "No, how can you not know how I am acting? I am the second male lead, except for Baoqiang, who is my role. You don't know how I am acting?"

Zhang Helun said with a smile: "As soon as I saw your role, I pulled it over, so I really don't know how you are doing?"

Yang Yunyi asked, "Why is that?"

Zhang Helun replied: "Because I see your face, I am annoyed!"

Yang Yunyi heheed twice and raised his fist.

"I can allow you to organize the language, say it again!"

Zhang Helun immediately changed his words: "I mean, I feel ashamed when I see your profile."

The audience began to cry again, this He Lun is really a shameless person, Yang Yunyi's evaluation is not wrong at all!

Yang Yunyi said: "No wonder you can describe the soldiers' assault as screaming chickens."

Zhang Helun said again: "My brother, he also participated in a movie, right?"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy: "What does it mean to be in a movie, right? I just acted in a movie!"

Zhang Helun said: "That's right, my brother also acted in a movie. You played the blowing number, right? It's the head of the group, the head of the group that played with Teacher Zhang Hanyu, Zhao Doudou!"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "I told you to watch less unhealthy short videos, but you just don't listen to them. It's a blowing number, it's called a charge, bah, the name of the movie is assembly, it's not Zhao Doudou, it's called Zhao Erdou!"

What the audience wants to say at this moment is, what kind of short video, so wordy!
(End of this chapter)