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Chapter 142 Spring is here, everything is recovering, and it's here again. 【Subscription】

Chat group.

Emperor Huangtian: "Uh, I've been here all the time, I'm fine! It's just that I'm a little busy right now, and I don't have time to drink water. Please forgive me."

At this time, seeing everyone talking about him, the young man Shi Hao came out helplessly.

If he didn't come out to take a risk, everyone might think he was in danger and died.

Ye Fan: "Ha, you guy, you haven't been bubbling for a long time, do you know that everyone is very worried about you?"

Lin Meng: "Indeed, after all, the world of Little Milkman is not peaceful, and it is not surprising that any accidents happen, so we are worried about you."

Lin Pingzhi: "Since the little milk baby is fine, I will hide and leave!"

Kou Zhong: "By the way, you have no water for a while, little baby boy, what are you doing all day long?"

Zhang Sanfeng: "If the old man remembers correctly, the little milk boy said that he is going to the upper realm, so you should be preparing for this event, right?"

Yao Chen: "Is it possible that the little milk baby has already reached the upper realm?"

Seeing that the young man Shi Hao finally appeared, the group members were relieved.

Emperor Huangtian: "During my time, hey, it's hard to describe in words! In short, I have a wife, everyone congratulate me!"

At this time, the boy Shi Hao said leisurely.

Ye Fan: "Nani? You actually have a wife? What's the matter? We agreed to be single until the end of life together, but you secretly found a wife? You son of a bitch, go to hell!"

Lin Meng: "This news. It's really shocking, let me take it easy! However, I still want to congratulate the little milk baby, who has finally grown up!"

Kou Zhong: "This is a magical turning point. I almost twisted my old Kou's waist. Congratulations, little baby, who is your wife? Huo Ling'er? Or Qingyi? Or Yunxi?"

Zhang Sanfeng: "Congratulations, little milk baby! The little one back then is already talking about marriage! It's as if a handful of salt has been thrown into the wound of this century-old innocent old virgin, it's uncomfortable!"

Yao Chen: "Pfft old man, I made it clear in advance that I absolutely didn't mean to make fun of Mr. Zhang, but I just thought it was funny. By the way, congratulations, little milk boy."

Jiang Yuyan: "Old man Yao, what you said is undoubtedly 'there is no silver 300 taels here'! It's fine if you don't explain it. Why does your explanation seem to be sophistry?"

Seeing Shi Hao's words, everyone turned pale with shock, what kind of magical development is this?

Thanks to the fact that we are all worried about your safety, you are actually in a relationship during this time?

What about your conscience, is there still morality, is there still any kingly law?
Emperor Huangtian: "Is it possible that the three of them are my wives? To be honest, I don't want to, but I can't stand my mother's nose and tears, so I have no choice but to agree! Hey, originally said Well, I will never look for a wife in my life! I can't do it now, I am addicted to tenderness and can't extricate myself! I'm useless, woo woo!"

In the Sansheng Mountain deep in the wilderness, looking at the three girls in the distance, Chunlan Qiuju, each of whom is good at winning, a smile appeared on the corner of Shi Hao's mouth.

Not to mention the group members, even Shi Hao himself seemed to be in a dream. The experience during this period was simply outrageous, and he changed his painting style in a daze.

Previously, the Seven Gods descended to the Realm, and were powerfully beheaded by Shi Hao, and then an old monk of the Supreme Realm was beheaded, saving billions of lives in the Eight Realms, and they were called heroes by the Eight Realms, and became the dream lover of countless girls.

When Shi Hao returned to Shi Kingdom, thousands of people greeted him, shouting that the hero has returned.

After meeting his parents and relatives, Shi Hao proposed to go to the upper realm, his mother Qin Yining immediately burst into tears and refused to allow him to leave.

His father Shi Ziling also continued to persuade him, saying that he was too young and it was too dangerous to go to the upper realm.

Shi Hao tried his best to explain, saying that his strength is already in the upper realm and he can be considered a strong one, as long as he is more careful, there will be no danger.

At this time, his grandfather Shi Zhongtian said, you are at the age to get married!
Qin Yining immediately understood, and asked Shi Hao to get married and have a baby, otherwise he would not be allowed to leave.

Shi Hao naturally refused to agree, the two sides insisted on their own words and did not back down from each other.

Later, all the ancient forces and families in the Eight Regions sent people over to meet Shi Hao, the great hero.

Among them were Huo Linger, Qingyi, and Yunxi, who were accompanied by three daughters. As soon as they met, it seemed like fate, and they immediately fell in love with each other.

Shi Hao quickly changed his mind and decided not to leave for now.

The next thing is simple, if you have a concubine in love, they will come together.

With a wife, there are still three, why does Shi Hao care about ascending to the upper realm, why does he care about Ba Qunyou?

If he hadn't seen the group members talking about him by chance, he wouldn't have bothered to answer.

Ye Fan: "Nani? All three? If you have a woman, you forget about group friends, don't you? You bastard who forgets friends after seeing sex, you really deserve to die!"

Lin Meng: "Crazy, Ye Dadi started talking crazy again! In fact, you can also go to your Ji Ziyue, Chen Xi, or even Ruthless Emperor! Goutou.jpeg."

Kou Zhong: "Tsk tsk, the little milk baby has really grown up and knows how to find a wife! Emperor Ye, you must not fall behind! I suggest you use your 36 methods of picking up girls to seduce Ji Ziyue and Chen Xi!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "The youth of Lao Dao is full of no regrets. When I think of the running under the sunset that evening, it is the lost youth of Lao Dao!"

Yao Chen: "Mr. Zhang, are you...remembering the goddess Guo Xiang in the dream again?"

Jiang Yuyan: "What kind of man do you want? If you don't have a man in your heart, draw your sword and be a god!"

Seeing that Shi Hao actually said that the three girls were his wives, the group members became even more excited.

"Hehe, the little milk baby has really grown up!"

Seeing this, Li Changsheng, who was diving, showed a smile at the corner of his mouth.

Back then, when the little milk baby first joined the group, he was only two years old, and he was still drinking milk from a clay pot every day.

In the blink of an eye, the former little milk baby has grown into a teenager, at the age of young Muai.

This feeling of watching him grow up little by little with his own eyes is really strange!
Emperor Huangtian: "Okay, Ling'er called me, I won't talk to you guys anymore, leave!"

At this time, Huo Ling'er yelled, Shi Hao immediately patted his buttocks and sat up, said something to everyone and then closed the chat group.

Ye Fan: "This bastard really forgets friends after seeing sex, ahh! No, I'm going to find Ji Ziyue, and I want to have a good relationship!"

Seeing the little milk boy calling Ling'er so kindly, Ye Fan almost vomited blood as if he had been sprinkled with a mouthful of dog food.

Stimulated by this, he immediately began to think about this issue.

"No, Ji Ziyue is destined to be Ye Fan's mother-in-law, and Chenxi, I can't miss it either!"

"If I don't act, if they marry someone else in the future, wouldn't I just put a green hat on myself out of thin air?"

Thinking of this, Ye Fan's heart moved.

Lin Meng: "Spring is here, everything is revived, a hundred flowers are blooming, the air is filled with the smell of hormones, and it's the annual mating season for animals! Our Ye Dadi, he is also emotional, haha!"

Seeing Ye Fan who was greatly stimulated, Lin Meng couldn't help laughing and teasing.

Kou Zhong: "This kind of thing, the imagination is beautiful, but after it is put into practice, it becomes tasteless, you know everything!"

As the founding emperor of the Dagan Empire, in Kou Zhong's harem, there are not too many concubines in the Sangong and Six Courtyards.

The queen is Song Yuzhi, the daughter of the chieftain of the Song Dynasty. As for the Wanwan from the Demon Sect and the concubine of the Cihang brothel, they are all his concubines.

Zhang Sanfeng: "Let's slip away, the old Taoist shouldn't be online today, it's purely for excitement, it's too scary."

Seeing that not only the little milk boy is looking for his wife, but Ye Fan is also going to look for his wife, and even Kou Zhong is going to Versailles, Zhang Sanfeng has a question in his heart that he doesn't know whether he should be a paddle or not.

Yao Chen: "Haha, Old Daoist Zhang, you're out of shape, aren't you! Thanks to your hundred years of cultivation, you can't even see through this?"

Seeing Zhang Sanfeng's change of normal, as if he was really stimulated, Yao Chen couldn't help teasing.

Zhang Sanfeng: "Hey, no matter how hard-hearted the old Taoist is, he can't stand their excitement! That's all, let's not talk, the old Taoist will leave first."

Seeing this, Zhang Sanfeng shook his head, calmed down his irritated mood, and closed the chat group.

Yao Chen: "Hey, this has made a fuss!"

Lin Meng: "Forget it, old man Yao, don't try to persuade him anymore, let Zhang Laodao calm down by himself."

Seeing Zhang Sanfeng's irritated appearance, Lin Meng shook his head.

Soon, everyone didn't want to talk, and the chat group became deserted.

Chat group.

Xu Hanwen: "@叶凡, dog thief, I swear against you!"

At this moment, Xu Hanwen suddenly appeared, and Ait Yefan scolded him severely.

Ye Fan: "Uppercase question mark.jpeg."

Ye Fan: "No, how can this be sung well? Well, why are you scolding people? Although I, Ye, am a little out of tune, I can sit up straight and be worthy of my conscience. You scold me so politely, If I don't say something, I won't give up with you!"

In the world that covers the sky, Ye Fan walked out of the imperial court suspended above the Big Dipper, and came to Donghuang Ji's house, where he was grandly received by Ji's family.

At Ji's house, he once again met the naughty and lovely elf, Ji Ziyue!

Ye Fanzheng didn't know how to speak, and when he spoke the first sentence to Ji Ziyue, he saw Xu Hanwen's Aite pop up in the chat group, and he was furious on the spot.

Lin Meng: "I remember Xu Hanwen. He is the latest member of the group. He said that he is taking the test for children. What's the matter? What happened?"

Kou Zhong: "Didn't the real person say last time that you and Ning Caichen are allowed to pay on credit? Why didn't you see the credit with the real person? Didn't you two bubbling?"

Yao Chen: "Is it possible that the plot has begun, and the White Snake lady has come to repay her favor, and he is also immersed in the gentleness and cannot extricate himself?"

Jiang Yuyan: "That's impossible. If that's the case, it's fine. Why did he scold Emperor Ye?"

Seeing this scene, the group members felt ridiculous.

Well done, why did Xu Hanwen scold Ye Fan?
The two seem to have no intersection, and no grievances, right?

What happened again?

Xu Hanwen: "Woo, have you forgotten what you said last time? It was your words that caused me to have nightmares every night and stay in bed for half a month after getting sick! Until today, I Only then did I wake up, you have caused me so much misery!"

Xu Hanwen: "Ye Fan, did you cause me to become like this? Touch your conscience, won't it hurt?"

The Legendary World of the New White Lady.

Ever since he was hit by Ye Fan, Xu Hanwen has been having nightmares for a while.

A white snake hundreds of feet long and as thick as an adult's waist appeared in his sleep. It kept fighting with other male snakes, and its belly became bigger. Then it gave birth to nests of snake eggs, and then hatched small snake.

The most important thing is that these little snakes all have snake bodies and human faces, and they can talk when they are born, calling him daddy.

Every time he dreamed of this place, Xu Hanwen would wake up with fright, and would never be able to fall asleep again.

Repeating the same dream for several days, Xu Hanwen, a frail scholar, was frightened and fell ill on the spot.

Not only did he become dazed, but he kept yelling, don't come here, don't come here!

This time, his sister Xu Jiaorong and brother-in-law Li Gongfu were frightened.

The Xu family has only one seedling of Xu Hanwen, who is also a natural seed for reading, and will be admitted to the Jinshi master in the future.

If something happened, then Xu Jiaorong would die.

And Li Gongfu, who always loved his wife, naturally cared about his only brother-in-law very much.

The two invited a famous doctor from Hangzhou City to diagnose and treat him. After taking his pulse, the doctor said that Xu Hanwen had a heart disease, and he needed heart medicine.

Xu Jiaorong was even more sad when she heard this, she didn't think about eating and drinking all day long, and was worried about her younger brother.

After more than half a month, Xu Hanwen finally woke up.

After comforting his sad sister, he immediately opened the chat group and condemned Ye Fan heartbroken.

As soon as he woke up, Xu Hanwen understood.

During the half month in bed, he was often awake and sometimes in a daze, and he did not know how much suffering he had endured.

If it weren't for Ye Fan's teasing before, he wouldn't have continuous nightmares later on, let alone get sick.

The culprit of all this is undoubtedly Ye Fan in the chat group!

Ye Fan: "Nani? What did I say to you last time? Oh, I remembered, last time I teased you that the thousand-year-old white snake lived with so many male snakes before it gave birth to wisdom? What do you mean? , My words made you have a nightmare? Then you got sick?"

Ye Fan: "Also, you cry when you encounter little things. Are you still a man? You can't blame me for everything. Why didn't Ning Caichen get sick? I was just joking that day , you can't stand it?"

Ye Fan: "No, your mental quality is too bad, right? Young man, you need to exercise more! You know, snakes are inherently promiscuous, just because you have no strength to restrain a chicken, and your combat effectiveness is less than five." With a scumbag physique, I'm afraid you won't be able to grasp that thousand-year-old snake demon!"

Hearing Xu Hanwen's explanation, Ye Fan probably understood the whole story, and his position felt a little funny.

You didn't figure it out yourself, blame me?
Xu Hanwen: "You are unreasonable and bullying others, I will find a real person to uphold justice!"

Xu Hanwen: "@长生真人, please make decisions for the students!"

Talking about talking, Xu Hanwen, a frail scholar, was no match for Ye Fan, and he was speechless on the spot.

Extremely angry, Xu Hanwen had no choice but to ask the real Aite Changsheng to call the shots.

(End of this chapter)