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Chapter 143 Emperor Ye, have you paid the parking fee? 【Subscribe】

Wild world.

Sensing Xu Hanwen's Aite, Li Changsheng opened the chat group to have a look.

After seeing what Xu Hanwen said, he counted his fingers and understood what happened to the other party during this time.

"This psychological quality is really a bit poor."

Li Changsheng shook his head, really speechless towards Xu Hanwen, a frail scholar.

The so-called day thinking, night dream.

After what Ye Fan said, Xu Hanwen remembered what happened before Bai Suzhen's awakening of wisdom, and kept struggling.

When he goes to sleep at night, he will naturally dream about it, and all bad things will appear in his dreams.

Speaking of it, Ye Fan was at least half of the responsibility, if it wasn't for his eccentric remarks and ridicule, Xu Hanwen wouldn't have suffered like this.

But Xu Hanwen's psychological quality is really a bit poor, he was frightened by the dream and became sick all over, and he was bedridden for half a month before he got better.

"This matter. We can only play [-] boards each."

Li Changsheng pondered for a while and made a decision.

Changsheng real person: "@叶凡, you are such an adult, you have no sense of propriety, can you make any jokes casually? It's all right now, what are you going to do when such a big incident happens?"

Changsheng real person: "@许汉文, you too, why are you so unintimidated? The psychological quality needs to be strengthened! By the way, the last time Pindao said to give you credit, have you not considered it?"

Li Changsheng reprimanded Ye Fan first, and then said a few words in Xu Hanwen, which was regarded as a [-]-point blow each.

This guy Ye Fan is indeed neither serious nor serious, he is too out of touch.

Xu Hanwen is just a frail scholar who has never seen anything in the world, so how can he stand up to his scare.

If the two have a good relationship, it's okay to joke around, but Xu Hanwen just joined the group, so is it really okay to tease him?
Fortunately, Xu Hanwen has the luck of the protagonist, otherwise it would be a bit difficult if a bad guy was scared to death.

Ye Fan: "Ahem, I didn't expect that his psychological quality is so fragile that he can't even make a joke. However, this matter is indeed my fault, and I hope the real person will forgive me."

Ye Fan: "@许汉文, Brother Xu, I shouldn't have played this kind of joke with you, I apologize to you! How about this, to show my sincerity, I'll give you a fairy grass."

Seeing that the real Changsheng came forward, although both sides played [-] big boards each, Ye Fan was quite depressed in his heart.

However, he didn't pay attention to this matter, so he just bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

After thinking about it, Ye Fan took another fairy grass from the storage ring and sent it to Xu Hanwen as an apology.

Of course he has more fairy grasses, but this matter is worth at most one fairy grass.

Besides, if he gave Xu Hanwen more fairy grass, Immortal Changsheng would come to trouble him.

Ye Fan is the first batch of old group members to join the group, there are some things you know and I know, just tacit understanding.

【Ding! 'Ye Fan' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'Xu Hanwen'! 】

Xu Hanwen: "The real person taught me the right thing. The students did have something wrong. It doesn't matter if they shouldn't insult Ye Dadi. Let's turn this matter over."

Xu Hanwen: "@长生真人, as for the matter of credit, the students should think about it before replying to the real person."

After receiving the red envelope, Xu Hanwen was ecstatic when he got a crystal clear fairy grass.

The bit of hatred for Ye Fan in his heart naturally dissipated.

As for the matter of crediting the Immortal Changsheng, there is no rush for now, he plans to take the fairy grass sent by Ye Fan first and see the effect.

Ye Fan: "Okay, let's close this matter, and no one is allowed to mention it again."

Although he lost a plant of fairy grass and was reprimanded by the Immortal Immortal, Ye Fan was not too angry.

However, he learned a lot from a fall, and next time he won't make jokes with new group members.

This time, he was spending money to eliminate disasters and bought a lesson.

Lin Meng: "That's the end of it, little leaf, you have to restrain yourself next time."

Kou Zhong: "Forget about it, I won't talk about it, so as not to cause trouble."

Yao Chen: "After the rain, the sky clears up, it's all right, it's all right."

Jiang Yuyan: "With a real person in charge, naturally there will be nothing unfixable."

It wasn't until this matter was completely resolved that the group members came out to smooth things over.

They are not stupid, they can even be regarded as human beings, so naturally they don't talk nonsense, so as not to cause a commotion.

Ye Fan: "Let's talk about other things. The emperor has come to the Ji family, received warm hospitality from the Ji family, and met Ji Ziyue, the little moon of the Ji family. So what, how should the emperor speak? Is to propose marriage directly to her, Or step by step? Which brother will teach me!"

With the beauty in front, Ye Fan quickly put aside the previous bad luck and said happily.

Lin Meng: "Tsk tsk, are you asking how to pick up girls? I don't care to expose you, it's obviously to show off, okay. Thanks to Zhang Laodao's offline, otherwise, he will feel uncomfortable again."

Kou Zhong: "That's right, you, Emperor Ye, have been in love for many years, and you are known as the little prince of the night show who has lived among thousands of flowers and never touched himself. How can such a trivial matter rarely upset you?"

Yao Chen: "Speaking of which, the old man just wants to ask, how is Ye Dadi's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoman?"

Jiang Yuyan: "Now when you mention Li Xiaoman, old man Yao, aren't you afraid that Emperor Ye will come over and beat you up right away?"

Seeing Ye Fan's blunt change of subject, he pretended to be innocent and asked the group members how to pick up girls.

Everyone quickly exposed him, and didn't show him any sympathy.

Ye Fan: "Forget it, you scumbags who have never been in a relationship, it's useless to ask, this emperor can figure out a way for himself."

Seeing this, Ye Fan grinned and smiled embarrassingly.

Lin Meng: "Speaking of which, Ye Fan, you have become a mortal fairy and reached the pinnacle of the world! But I have always wanted to ask you a question, but I don't know how to ask you every time. Taking this opportunity today, I will ask you Ask, do you still remember your nickname when you joined the group? Did you pay the parking fee for the Mercedes parked at the foot of Mount Tai?"

At this time, Lin Meng suddenly asked leisurely.

Kou Zhong: "Pfft. I remembered, when the Kowloon coffin arrived, Ye Dadi drove a Mercedes-Benz to Mount Tai, and parked in the parking lot at the foot of the mountain. It seems that he hasn't paid the parking fee, right? I laughed so hard. !"

Yao Chen: "Parking lot security: Why hasn't anyone come to drive this broken car? If you don't pay the parking fee, I'll drag it to sell the car and pay the parking fee!"

Jiang Yuyan: "You're laughing so hard, are you going to laugh at the little girl to death so that she can inherit the little girl's paradise?"

Seeing Lin Meng's words, everyone immediately recalled that not long after joining the group, the plot on Ye Fan's side began.

Fortunately for him, the old man put the car in the parking lot, but he left the Big Dipper Star Region for many years and never returned. No one paid the parking fee for the Mercedes Benz.

No wonder Ye Fan's nickname was 'no parking fee' when he joined the group. It seems that even the chat group can't stand it anymore.

Ye Fan: "Nani? What is the parking fee? How can you say nothing? When the emperor returned to Earth, he paid off the parking fee. Don't blame me!"

Ye Fan: "Are you kidding me? As the great emperor of the world, how can I do this kind of dirty work without paying for parking!"

Ye Fan: "By the way, when it comes to cars, I suddenly remembered something! By the way, does my Mercedes, like those treasures, also contain purple light?"

Seeing Lin Meng's slanderous words and the ridicule of the group members, Ye Fan raised his brows, immediately became unhappy, and quickly defended himself.

After coming to Beidou from the earth, he only took more than a year to prove the Dao Emperor, which can be said to be as fast as a rocket.

Afterwards, he immediately returned to Earth to visit his parents, and by the way, drove the Mercedes-Benz parked at the foot of Mount Tai back home.

As for the parking fee, of course it has already been settled.

Just kidding, can the dignified emperor reduce the parking fee by a little bit?

At this moment, when everyone mentioned Mercedes-Benz, Ye Fan couldn't help but suddenly thought of something.

He collected all the treasures in the entire Shading World, and exchanged them all for cultivation resources with the Immortal Immortal.

If you want to find another treasure that contains the primordial purple light, it will be extremely difficult, and it will be even more difficult.

And if an item wants to contain the primordial purple light, it needs to participate in the plot, at least reaching a qualified level.

Strictly speaking, his Mercedes-Benz car should have reached enough plot participation! ! !

Lin Meng: "666, you have a good idea, or you can send it to a real person for a try, what if it is really possible?"

Kou Zhong: "Indeed, it's okay to send it to try, and you won't get pregnant if you try it, what if it works?"

Yao Chen: "What? Emperor Ye is pregnant? Good guy, how many months has it been? Who is the father of the child? Are you going to give birth? Have you given the child a name? Have you bought a school district house? Are you ready to grow up? Which university should he apply for?"

Jiang Yuyan: "Old man Yao, you are outrageous, you are a good old man!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "What the hell happened? Why did Emperor Ye become pregnant when the old Taoist was only absent for a while? Isn't this change too fast? You young people are really playing, please forgive the old Taoist for not being able to accept it!"

There is a saying that goes, three people become tigers, ten husbands rub their vertebrae, and if everyone's mouth is moved, they will fly without wings!

Right now is a good example. In just a few sentences, rumors of Ye Fan's pregnancy spread.

Zhang Sanfeng, who had just adjusted his mentality, saw such a terrible thing as soon as he went online, and his pupils shrank suddenly!
Ye Fan: "All of you are too bad? Can we still have fun playing? It's too far away! I'm tired, I have no love, let's destroy it!"

Ye Fan: "Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore! I'll find out by sending the Mercedes-Benz to a real person for a try."

Seeing this outrageous conversation, Ye Fan couldn't laugh or cry, what is this, self-inflicted?

Speaking of which, the former group members are so honest and nice to speak.

Now that I've been with him for a long time, everyone has become an old driver?
Could it be that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black?
Changsheng Daoist: "Send it over and have a look."

Seeing this, Li Changsheng said something.

Ye Fan: "Okay, I'll send it right away, please accept it."

Seeing this, Ye Fan quickly stuffed the Mercedes-Benz that had been in the storage ring into the red envelope, and sent it to the real Changsheng.

【Ding! 'Ye Fan' sent an exclusive red envelope to the group leader 'Changsheng Zhenren'! 】

Master Changsheng: "Well, it really contains ten strands of purple light. What do you want, a drop of honeydew of flowers, or ten stalks of fairy grass?"

After receiving the red envelope, Li Changsheng found ten bright purple lights inside the Mercedes-Benz, and he waved his hand to collect them all.

He thought about it, and instead of sending it back to Ye Fan in a hurry, he asked.

Ye Fan has already stepped into the tenth-level fairyland, whether it is honeydew or fairy grass, it doesn't make much difference to him.

But since this kid is going to pick up girls right now, he must give them some gifts from time to time.

The difference between the two lies here.

Ye Fan: "Really, that's great, I want ten celestial grasses."

Glancing at the storage ring, Ye Fan found that he still had some Hundred Flowers Honeydew.

He considered it carefully and decided to choose grass jelly.

Master Changsheng: "Okay, the red envelope has been sent, please accept it."

Seeing this, Li Changsheng took ten plants of green grass and sent them back to Ye Fan together with the Mercedes-Benz.

【Ding!The group owner 'Changsheng Zhenren' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'Ye Fan'! 】

Ye Fan: "Thank you, real person!"

After accepting the red envelope, Ye Fan stored the grass jelly in the storage ring.

Ning Caichen: "@长生真人, the student has thought it over, and wants to credit the real person with cultivation resources worth a hundred strands of purple light, please allow it!"

At this time, Ning Caichen came out, and Aite said after the real Changsheng.

It turned out that during this period of time Ning Caichen had been thinking about how much credit he should owe.

He had carefully read his brand of fate, and found that there were only thirteen treasures at most that could participate in the plot.

Part [-]: Ning Caichen's own book basket, Xuanyuan sword in Yan Chixia's hand, Xiahou swordsman's sword, the pages of the Diamond Sutra, Nie Xiaoqian's golden pagoda (urn), the body of the thousand-year-old tree demon, and the bell on Nie Xiaoqian's feet , The body of the Montenegrin old demon;
The second part: the token of Zhuge Wolong, the sword of Zhiqiu Yiye, the body of Purdue Cihang;

The third part: the golden Buddha of the little monk of the ten directions, and the body of the tree demon in the 2000th year.

In other words, these thirteen items only contain 130 strands of purple light, and can only be exchanged for 130 drops of Baihua honeydew or [-] celestial grasses.

According to the rules of nine times and thirteen returns in the Jianghu, he can only borrow resources worth one hundred strands of purple light from Master Changsheng on credit.

Therefore, after much deliberation, Ning Caichen finally made a decision.

As for what Ye Fan said about Nie Xiaoqian before, although Ning Caichen felt a little uncomfortable after hearing it, he didn't pay too much attention to it, and naturally he wouldn't be sad and troubled by it.

Master Changsheng: "Oh? A cultivation resource worth a hundred ray of purple light, yes! What do you want, honey dew of flowers or fairy grass?"

Hearing this, Li Changsheng frowned and asked.

Ning Caichen: "Twenty plants of fairy grass and eight drops of honeydew from flowers. Thank you, the real person. The students will pay you back as soon as possible."

Seeing this, Ning Caichen quickly reported the number that he had considered long ago, and said gratefully.

Changsheng Daoist: "Okay!"

Hearing this, Li Changsheng stuffed the things into the red envelope and gave it to the other party.

【Ding!The group owner 'Changsheng Zhenren' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'Ning Caichen'! 】

Ning Caichen: "Thank you, sir, don't you want to sign a contract?"

After receiving the red envelope, Ning Caichen was very surprised.

Didn't Xiao Zhuanfeng sign a credit contract before?Why didn't he use it when it was his turn?
Master Changsheng: "It's not necessary, because he borrowed more and you borrowed less, so the poor are too lazy to do so! By the way, you don't want to renege on your debts, do you?"

Li Changsheng smiled and said nonchalantly.

Ning Caichen: "Uh, the real person speaks too seriously, and the students dare not!"

It turns out that the value of my own credit is too little, isn't it worth the extra effort by a real person?

Ning Caichen couldn't laugh or cry.

(End of this chapter)