Feng Shen: I was overheard by the gods!
Chapter 183 Di Xin: What the hell did I teach!
Chapter 183 Di Xin: What the hell did I teach!
"What are you learning... Let Gu think about it..."
【What can I teach to make Nezha bad?Hmm... Martial arts must be taught. With Nezha's ability, he will be able to make great progress in a short period of time. Then he will praise him for a while, so that he will be happy and proud, and he will be able to cultivate With his arrogant heart, he feels that he is number one in the world, causing trouble everywhere...]
Nezha: Hmph!I won't get into trouble!I must practice martial arts well and help the country!Master, please don't try to deceive me!
[By the way, apart from martial arts, I have to tell him the story of the Water Margin... This can make people learn bad things...]
Nezha: Outlaws of the Marsh?Um!I must be careful not to be deceived by Master...
"Zhaer," after thinking about how to teach, Di Xin put a smile on his face again: "What do you think of this? Culture class for half an hour in the morning, and then there is a practice class... You are still young, so you can just play around in the afternoon how?"
Nezha kept shaking his head: "Master, there is no need to rest in the afternoon. Zha'er is here to study, not to play!"
"Forehead……"
Di Xin was choked: [Why don't you play?Gu is planning to take you out to bully people...]
Thinking of developing Nezha's domineering habit, Di worked hard to persuade him: "No, you are just a child..."
"Master! I am not a child anymore! I am seven years old! I want to study, not play!"
Nezha shook his head like a windmill, insisting that he would not rest...
"But you're just a child..."
"I'm seven years old!"
"Seven years old is still a child!"
"That's not true! Master, you just lied to me. My father told Zha'er that at the age of seven, he is already an adult!"
Nezha argued hard and refused to rest... Di Xin had a headache for a while: [Li Jing, how did you teach this guy!A good child can't play anymore! 】
[Which child does not have a childhood, even if they are as curly as the previous life and modern times, they can still have get out of class and playtime...]
[No, my own apprentice can't even have a childhood! 】
Seeing the well-behaved Nezha being taught by Li Jing to focus on his studies, Di Xin seemed to think of the days when he was forced to be introverted when he was a child in his previous life, and he couldn't help feeling soft...
"Okay, Gu is your master, you have to listen to Gu!"
Nezha pursed his lips aggrievedly, and Di Xin squatted down unbearably, and said patiently: "You are just a child! Your childhood should not only be about cultivation, but also about laughter... Moreover, cultivation also requires a combination of work and rest. Faster. And, don't you want to see your parents during your break?"
This time, Nezha didn't hear Di Xin's voice again...knowing that he was sincerely doing what was good for him.
"Okay, Zha'er listen to Master."
Nezha nodded obediently...
[Phew, it's finally done... quack quack, when you are resting, Wang Gu will take you out to bully men and women! 】
Nezha rolled his eyes inwardly: Hmph!Zha'er is a good boy, so he won't bully others!If you don't teach Zha'er, Zha'er will practice secretly.At that time, I will amaze my father and mother, and scare you to death, the master who has evil intentions all day long!
"So nice."
Only then did Di Xin rub Nezha's ball head in satisfaction, took his little hand, and walked towards the imperial garden...
"Zha'er, today Gu will teach you the most basic cultivation method."
Di Xin took out the Nine-Zhuan Xuan Gong from the system space and handed it over to Nezha...
"Nine revolutions of this Xuan Gong is the top-level exercise for body training. After the second revolution, you can practice magic power. The dual cultivation of law and body is one of the top exercises in the prehistoric world..."
[If it weren't for the lonely self-immolation, you can become a saint, or if you don't, you can't help but practice your heart! 】
[Nine Turns Mysterious Art, this is Nine Turns Mysterious Art! 】
Nezha, who heard the voice in his heart, quickly took the book and opened it... Di Xin's ordinary eyes did not notice that the moment the book was opened, a golden light rushed into Nezha's mind!Nezha's mind was pulled into a vast white space!
"Master?"
Little Nezha looked at another Di Xin who appeared in the space, and blinked cutely, another master?
Di Xin in front of him was wearing a dragon and phoenix golden robe, with a golden crown on his head, and his indescribable majesty was completely unmatched by the masters outside!
"Gu is the true spirit of your master, I will pull you into this place today, and pass on the true Dharma to you!"
Di Xin lowered his head and glanced at Nezha, full of the majesty of the teacher!
Nezha subconsciously stood up straight, not daring to act presumptuously...
"You must remember that the Dafa I imparted to you today is the true method of Pangu's practice that opened up the world. The first turn refines the body, the second turn refines the gods, the third turn can cultivate the transformation of the earth, the fourth turn can change the sky, and change the prehistoric world! The fifth turn can achieve success. The body of the Golden Immortal will be immortal from now on!
The sixth turn proves the five qi in the chest, Taiyi Dao Fruit; the seventh turn, the Daluo flower blooms, and travels freely in the world; the eighth turn can change the Chaos Demon God, condensing the Hunyuan Dao Fruit; the ninth turn, can prove the Hunyuan Wuji Dao Fruit, and open it Heaven and earth, to prove the way!You must remember to practice carefully and not to neglect! "
"Thank you, Master, for teaching!"
Hearing that it was a practice practiced by Pangu, he could prove the Hunyuan Dao Fruit after eight turns, and become the Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian. Nezha, who had already learned the realm of practice from his father, didn't know that he was making a lot of money!
"Well... remember, I'm teaching today, don't tell anyone! Including your parents and master!"
"Zhaer, remember!"
Seeing Nezha's obedient response, Di Xin Zhenling nodded in satisfaction, and began to explain and practice the exercises in front of Nezha... It wasn't until one day and one night that Nezha had a thorough understanding of the complete version of the Nine Turns Mysterious Kungfu practiced by Pangu...
"Cultivate well, don't waste it! Remember, don't reveal my existence to anyone! Go, go!"
Nezha only felt a flash in front of him, and when he came back to his senses, he found himself still standing in the imperial garden!In his hand, he was still holding the exercises that Di Xin had just handed over!
"What does Zha'er don't understand?"
Seeing that Nezha had turned the first page, Di Xin stood still for a long time, and couldn't help asking curiously.
【Could it be that the nine-turn Xuangong given by the system is difficult?Can't even understand Nezha? 】
Nezha came back to his senses, and burst into a cute smile at Emperor Xin: "No, Master, Zha'er has learned it all!"
Saying that, Nezha closed the book, bounced to the center of the imperial garden...then...
"One turn of Xuan Gong!"
There was a clear and sweet shout, and in the imperial garden, a whirlwind three or four meters high surrounded Nezha on the flat ground!
Even a mortal body like Di Xin can see that there are countless colorful light spots shining in the whirlwind, rushing into Nezha's body one after another...
After a while, Nezha's body shook, the whirlwind dissipated, and with a jump, he came to Di Xin!
"Hee hee, Master, Zha'er succeeded in one turn!"
"Forehead……"
The corner of Di Xin's mouth couldn't help twitching: [This is the top cultivation qualification? 】
[Just started to practice, and you have introduced the so-called Nine Turns Xuan Gong, which is known as the most difficult to learn?Is there ten seconds! 】
[This aptitude, this strength... No wonder Taiyi Daoist wants to design and destroy your body... Otherwise, with your cultivation speed, I am afraid that you will be able to prove the Daoguo of Daluo, even surpass him, right? 】
[Also, think about the original trajectory, even if the body and foundation are destroyed, you can still break the body of the lotus root and achieve the name of the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea. 】
Nezha's heart moved; it turned out that according to the original track, I was designed by Taiyi to destroy the foundation of my body?What a good teacher, good Taiyi Daoist, I will beat you all in the future!
"Zha'er is really powerful."
Di Xin rubbed Nezha's ball head in comfort: "You must be tired from practicing, right? Come on, Master will tell you a story..."
[This cultivation speed is a bit too fast, I have to find a way to suppress it... Otherwise, when he makes a big fuss in the East China Sea, I am afraid that the four old dragon kings will not be able to beat Nezha in a circle...]
"Not tired! Zha'er doesn't even break a sweat, and wants to practice again!"
Nezha was startled by Di Xin's heartfelt voice, and hurried away from Di Xin's palm, ran to the center of the Imperial Garden and sat cross-legged, closed his eyes, and began to practice...
"Zha'er, you have practiced well..."
"Be good, Zha'er, come on, Master has prepared fruit and toys for you..."
"It's delicious and fun, why don't Zha'er try it?"
Nezha directly blocked the five senses, ignoring Di Xin's greeting... Until late in the day, the surrounding spiritual energy was sucked by Nezha, and then Nezha reopened the five senses and gave Di Xin a sweet smile.
"Master, it's so comfortable to practice! Zha'er likes to practice the most!"
[This brat is so annoying! 】
Di Xin wants to cry but has no tears, introverted or something, it's so annoying!
[No, Gu must find a way to suppress Nezha's cultivation speed...]
"Zha'er, you see that you have finished your cultivation today, how about Master tell you a story?"
"Okay!"
Nezha nodded cutely: I have to give Master a little sweetness, otherwise it will be over if he finds out that he can eavesdrop on his heart... Hehe, anyway, the aura of the palace has been sucked out, and it will not recover until tomorrow, so why not just perfunctory Master father?
"It's so cute!"
Di Xin nodded in satisfaction, and patted the bed beside him... Nezha sat on it obediently, staring at Di Xin with big watery eyes, waiting for him to tell him a story.
【What can I say to attract this child's attention? 】
【fairy tale?No, I just want to teach him badly!You can't tell dark fairy tales, can you? 】
[Three Kingdoms?Too many strategies, don't teach a genius; Journey to the West?The cause and effect are too big to be offended; the red building... TUI!What does a child know about love and love! 】
[After this calculation, the only Water Margin given by the system is really? 】
Di Xin had no choice but to take out "Water Margin" from the system and start telling the story inside...
"Zha'er, today I will tell you a story called Water Margin..."
"The story takes place in a fictitious dynasty called the Song Dynasty..."
Di Xin didn't start from the beginning, but started with Lu Tisha's story.After all, Di Xin was not interested in the previous things, so how could he attract children?
"Naru Tisha picked up Butcher Zheng and threw him to the ground... Balabala..."
"This is the story of Lu Tixia's three punches to death Zhenguanxi... Zha'er, what did you learn from this story?"
[Haha, of course he is a chivalrous man who fights for justice and eliminates harm for the people! 】
Little Nezha blinked and asked curiously, "Master, what is money?"
"Um...money is something that can buy things. It can buy a lot of food!"
"Then why didn't you pay back the money owed? Also, why did the local government ignore Zhenguanxi's reputation? If it was placed in Dashang, my father would have beheaded Zhenguanxi long ago!"
"Uh... that's because the local government didn't act, and they didn't know..."
Di Xin explained in a cold sweat... Nezha waved his little hand and said loudly, "If Zha'er had been Lu Tiha, he wouldn't have beaten Zhenguanxi to death! Lu Tiha is too stupid, he's an official! If it were me , and dragged Zhenguanxi to the government for trial. Killing someone in the street, even losing his official position, is too stupid."
Nezha said that with disgust on his face...
The corner of Di Xin's mouth twitched: [This brat, who the hell taught him this?Send it to the officer for investigation?I want to teach you how to be a hero!Not to teach you to obey the law! 】
"Lu Tisha is too stupid, master, if you change the story, I don't want to listen to him!"
Nezha yelled, saying that this person is too stupid, so he won't learn!
[Okay, Lu Tisha can't do it, right?Then Gu will give you Wu Song Fighting Tiger!Wu Song is one of the few positive characters in Water Margin, so you can't criticize him again, can you? 】
"Then Master will tell you another story... It was also in the Song Dynasty. It is said that there was a man named Wu Song who killed someone and fled to the residence of Chai Daguan..."
Di Xin slowly talked about Wu Song's deeds in the Water Margin... until finally Wu Song killed the officials and rebelled, and went straight to Liangshan.
Of course, after all, Nezha is still young, so Di Xin just mentioned Pan Jinlian's story, saying that she cheated on her and killed her husband!
"Zha'er, if you were Wu Song, would you be forced to go to Liangshan like him?"
Di Xin looked at Nezha expectantly: [Wu Song's experience, but being forced to rebel, can be regarded as one of the few positive characters in the Water Margin, so it shouldn't be more biased, right? 】
Nezha raised his mouth, still with disdain on his face: "Master, why are you always talking about such an idiot... Then Wu Song is obviously so powerful, why didn't he join the imperial court as a soldier?"
"With his martial arts skills, he is more than enough to be a procurator...and he is the head arrester. He can solve the case and send Ximen Qing to the lobby. Why did he commit suicide privately?"
"Uh... Zha'er, didn't the master say that? The officials of the Song Dynasty were corrupt and the bureaucracy was chaotic, so..."
"Anyway, if Zha'er were Wu Song, he would definitely not commit suicide privately! Zha'er would definitely be like his father, become a prime minister, assist the king, and tidy up the court! Only in this way can we really save people... Killing people is still too stupid."
Nezha waved his hands in distaste, jumped off the bed, and bounced towards the Shouxian Palace...
"Zha'er, don't listen to master's story about the idiot anymore, Zha'er is going to sleep!~"
Looking at the bouncing little figure, Di Xin gritted his teeth with hatred: 【This bastard... okay, didn't you say that Wu Song and Lu Zhishen are stupid?Then tomorrow I will tell you the story of Zhi Duoxing! 】
Day two...
"Huh? Zhi Duoxing is so smart! Master, please tell Zha'er again, how did he trick people into Liangshan?"
[Finally... wait!Gu wants to train Nezha to be a reckless man, not a sinister villain!Change, change! 】
On the third day...
"Master, Zha'er doesn't like Lin Chong... tell me more about Lu Qian's story?"
Di Xin: "Be good, Zha'er, that's a villain, let's not learn from him..."
fourth day...
"Wu Yong is really too smart. He could force a good person to go to Liangshan by threatening his family and destroying his reputation..."
Di Xin: "Zha'er, I really can't be smart and talented!"
fifth day...
Day [-]...
Fifteen days later, Di Xin looked in front of him, flipping through Water Margin with great interest, and kept chanting the names of Zhi Duoxing, Lu Qian and other insidious and cunning Nezha, he was completely dumbfounded...
What the hell did I teach myself? !
I also hope that the readers will support me a lot!Be sure to book in full! ~
(End of this chapter)
"What are you learning... Let Gu think about it..."
【What can I teach to make Nezha bad?Hmm... Martial arts must be taught. With Nezha's ability, he will be able to make great progress in a short period of time. Then he will praise him for a while, so that he will be happy and proud, and he will be able to cultivate With his arrogant heart, he feels that he is number one in the world, causing trouble everywhere...]
Nezha: Hmph!I won't get into trouble!I must practice martial arts well and help the country!Master, please don't try to deceive me!
[By the way, apart from martial arts, I have to tell him the story of the Water Margin... This can make people learn bad things...]
Nezha: Outlaws of the Marsh?Um!I must be careful not to be deceived by Master...
"Zhaer," after thinking about how to teach, Di Xin put a smile on his face again: "What do you think of this? Culture class for half an hour in the morning, and then there is a practice class... You are still young, so you can just play around in the afternoon how?"
Nezha kept shaking his head: "Master, there is no need to rest in the afternoon. Zha'er is here to study, not to play!"
"Forehead……"
Di Xin was choked: [Why don't you play?Gu is planning to take you out to bully people...]
Thinking of developing Nezha's domineering habit, Di worked hard to persuade him: "No, you are just a child..."
"Master! I am not a child anymore! I am seven years old! I want to study, not play!"
Nezha shook his head like a windmill, insisting that he would not rest...
"But you're just a child..."
"I'm seven years old!"
"Seven years old is still a child!"
"That's not true! Master, you just lied to me. My father told Zha'er that at the age of seven, he is already an adult!"
Nezha argued hard and refused to rest... Di Xin had a headache for a while: [Li Jing, how did you teach this guy!A good child can't play anymore! 】
[Which child does not have a childhood, even if they are as curly as the previous life and modern times, they can still have get out of class and playtime...]
[No, my own apprentice can't even have a childhood! 】
Seeing the well-behaved Nezha being taught by Li Jing to focus on his studies, Di Xin seemed to think of the days when he was forced to be introverted when he was a child in his previous life, and he couldn't help feeling soft...
"Okay, Gu is your master, you have to listen to Gu!"
Nezha pursed his lips aggrievedly, and Di Xin squatted down unbearably, and said patiently: "You are just a child! Your childhood should not only be about cultivation, but also about laughter... Moreover, cultivation also requires a combination of work and rest. Faster. And, don't you want to see your parents during your break?"
This time, Nezha didn't hear Di Xin's voice again...knowing that he was sincerely doing what was good for him.
"Okay, Zha'er listen to Master."
Nezha nodded obediently...
[Phew, it's finally done... quack quack, when you are resting, Wang Gu will take you out to bully men and women! 】
Nezha rolled his eyes inwardly: Hmph!Zha'er is a good boy, so he won't bully others!If you don't teach Zha'er, Zha'er will practice secretly.At that time, I will amaze my father and mother, and scare you to death, the master who has evil intentions all day long!
"So nice."
Only then did Di Xin rub Nezha's ball head in satisfaction, took his little hand, and walked towards the imperial garden...
"Zha'er, today Gu will teach you the most basic cultivation method."
Di Xin took out the Nine-Zhuan Xuan Gong from the system space and handed it over to Nezha...
"Nine revolutions of this Xuan Gong is the top-level exercise for body training. After the second revolution, you can practice magic power. The dual cultivation of law and body is one of the top exercises in the prehistoric world..."
[If it weren't for the lonely self-immolation, you can become a saint, or if you don't, you can't help but practice your heart! 】
[Nine Turns Mysterious Art, this is Nine Turns Mysterious Art! 】
Nezha, who heard the voice in his heart, quickly took the book and opened it... Di Xin's ordinary eyes did not notice that the moment the book was opened, a golden light rushed into Nezha's mind!Nezha's mind was pulled into a vast white space!
"Master?"
Little Nezha looked at another Di Xin who appeared in the space, and blinked cutely, another master?
Di Xin in front of him was wearing a dragon and phoenix golden robe, with a golden crown on his head, and his indescribable majesty was completely unmatched by the masters outside!
"Gu is the true spirit of your master, I will pull you into this place today, and pass on the true Dharma to you!"
Di Xin lowered his head and glanced at Nezha, full of the majesty of the teacher!
Nezha subconsciously stood up straight, not daring to act presumptuously...
"You must remember that the Dafa I imparted to you today is the true method of Pangu's practice that opened up the world. The first turn refines the body, the second turn refines the gods, the third turn can cultivate the transformation of the earth, the fourth turn can change the sky, and change the prehistoric world! The fifth turn can achieve success. The body of the Golden Immortal will be immortal from now on!
The sixth turn proves the five qi in the chest, Taiyi Dao Fruit; the seventh turn, the Daluo flower blooms, and travels freely in the world; the eighth turn can change the Chaos Demon God, condensing the Hunyuan Dao Fruit; the ninth turn, can prove the Hunyuan Wuji Dao Fruit, and open it Heaven and earth, to prove the way!You must remember to practice carefully and not to neglect! "
"Thank you, Master, for teaching!"
Hearing that it was a practice practiced by Pangu, he could prove the Hunyuan Dao Fruit after eight turns, and become the Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian. Nezha, who had already learned the realm of practice from his father, didn't know that he was making a lot of money!
"Well... remember, I'm teaching today, don't tell anyone! Including your parents and master!"
"Zhaer, remember!"
Seeing Nezha's obedient response, Di Xin Zhenling nodded in satisfaction, and began to explain and practice the exercises in front of Nezha... It wasn't until one day and one night that Nezha had a thorough understanding of the complete version of the Nine Turns Mysterious Kungfu practiced by Pangu...
"Cultivate well, don't waste it! Remember, don't reveal my existence to anyone! Go, go!"
Nezha only felt a flash in front of him, and when he came back to his senses, he found himself still standing in the imperial garden!In his hand, he was still holding the exercises that Di Xin had just handed over!
"What does Zha'er don't understand?"
Seeing that Nezha had turned the first page, Di Xin stood still for a long time, and couldn't help asking curiously.
【Could it be that the nine-turn Xuangong given by the system is difficult?Can't even understand Nezha? 】
Nezha came back to his senses, and burst into a cute smile at Emperor Xin: "No, Master, Zha'er has learned it all!"
Saying that, Nezha closed the book, bounced to the center of the imperial garden...then...
"One turn of Xuan Gong!"
There was a clear and sweet shout, and in the imperial garden, a whirlwind three or four meters high surrounded Nezha on the flat ground!
Even a mortal body like Di Xin can see that there are countless colorful light spots shining in the whirlwind, rushing into Nezha's body one after another...
After a while, Nezha's body shook, the whirlwind dissipated, and with a jump, he came to Di Xin!
"Hee hee, Master, Zha'er succeeded in one turn!"
"Forehead……"
The corner of Di Xin's mouth couldn't help twitching: [This is the top cultivation qualification? 】
[Just started to practice, and you have introduced the so-called Nine Turns Xuan Gong, which is known as the most difficult to learn?Is there ten seconds! 】
[This aptitude, this strength... No wonder Taiyi Daoist wants to design and destroy your body... Otherwise, with your cultivation speed, I am afraid that you will be able to prove the Daoguo of Daluo, even surpass him, right? 】
[Also, think about the original trajectory, even if the body and foundation are destroyed, you can still break the body of the lotus root and achieve the name of the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea. 】
Nezha's heart moved; it turned out that according to the original track, I was designed by Taiyi to destroy the foundation of my body?What a good teacher, good Taiyi Daoist, I will beat you all in the future!
"Zha'er is really powerful."
Di Xin rubbed Nezha's ball head in comfort: "You must be tired from practicing, right? Come on, Master will tell you a story..."
[This cultivation speed is a bit too fast, I have to find a way to suppress it... Otherwise, when he makes a big fuss in the East China Sea, I am afraid that the four old dragon kings will not be able to beat Nezha in a circle...]
"Not tired! Zha'er doesn't even break a sweat, and wants to practice again!"
Nezha was startled by Di Xin's heartfelt voice, and hurried away from Di Xin's palm, ran to the center of the Imperial Garden and sat cross-legged, closed his eyes, and began to practice...
"Zha'er, you have practiced well..."
"Be good, Zha'er, come on, Master has prepared fruit and toys for you..."
"It's delicious and fun, why don't Zha'er try it?"
Nezha directly blocked the five senses, ignoring Di Xin's greeting... Until late in the day, the surrounding spiritual energy was sucked by Nezha, and then Nezha reopened the five senses and gave Di Xin a sweet smile.
"Master, it's so comfortable to practice! Zha'er likes to practice the most!"
[This brat is so annoying! 】
Di Xin wants to cry but has no tears, introverted or something, it's so annoying!
[No, Gu must find a way to suppress Nezha's cultivation speed...]
"Zha'er, you see that you have finished your cultivation today, how about Master tell you a story?"
"Okay!"
Nezha nodded cutely: I have to give Master a little sweetness, otherwise it will be over if he finds out that he can eavesdrop on his heart... Hehe, anyway, the aura of the palace has been sucked out, and it will not recover until tomorrow, so why not just perfunctory Master father?
"It's so cute!"
Di Xin nodded in satisfaction, and patted the bed beside him... Nezha sat on it obediently, staring at Di Xin with big watery eyes, waiting for him to tell him a story.
【What can I say to attract this child's attention? 】
【fairy tale?No, I just want to teach him badly!You can't tell dark fairy tales, can you? 】
[Three Kingdoms?Too many strategies, don't teach a genius; Journey to the West?The cause and effect are too big to be offended; the red building... TUI!What does a child know about love and love! 】
[After this calculation, the only Water Margin given by the system is really? 】
Di Xin had no choice but to take out "Water Margin" from the system and start telling the story inside...
"Zha'er, today I will tell you a story called Water Margin..."
"The story takes place in a fictitious dynasty called the Song Dynasty..."
Di Xin didn't start from the beginning, but started with Lu Tisha's story.After all, Di Xin was not interested in the previous things, so how could he attract children?
"Naru Tisha picked up Butcher Zheng and threw him to the ground... Balabala..."
"This is the story of Lu Tixia's three punches to death Zhenguanxi... Zha'er, what did you learn from this story?"
[Haha, of course he is a chivalrous man who fights for justice and eliminates harm for the people! 】
Little Nezha blinked and asked curiously, "Master, what is money?"
"Um...money is something that can buy things. It can buy a lot of food!"
"Then why didn't you pay back the money owed? Also, why did the local government ignore Zhenguanxi's reputation? If it was placed in Dashang, my father would have beheaded Zhenguanxi long ago!"
"Uh... that's because the local government didn't act, and they didn't know..."
Di Xin explained in a cold sweat... Nezha waved his little hand and said loudly, "If Zha'er had been Lu Tiha, he wouldn't have beaten Zhenguanxi to death! Lu Tiha is too stupid, he's an official! If it were me , and dragged Zhenguanxi to the government for trial. Killing someone in the street, even losing his official position, is too stupid."
Nezha said that with disgust on his face...
The corner of Di Xin's mouth twitched: [This brat, who the hell taught him this?Send it to the officer for investigation?I want to teach you how to be a hero!Not to teach you to obey the law! 】
"Lu Tisha is too stupid, master, if you change the story, I don't want to listen to him!"
Nezha yelled, saying that this person is too stupid, so he won't learn!
[Okay, Lu Tisha can't do it, right?Then Gu will give you Wu Song Fighting Tiger!Wu Song is one of the few positive characters in Water Margin, so you can't criticize him again, can you? 】
"Then Master will tell you another story... It was also in the Song Dynasty. It is said that there was a man named Wu Song who killed someone and fled to the residence of Chai Daguan..."
Di Xin slowly talked about Wu Song's deeds in the Water Margin... until finally Wu Song killed the officials and rebelled, and went straight to Liangshan.
Of course, after all, Nezha is still young, so Di Xin just mentioned Pan Jinlian's story, saying that she cheated on her and killed her husband!
"Zha'er, if you were Wu Song, would you be forced to go to Liangshan like him?"
Di Xin looked at Nezha expectantly: [Wu Song's experience, but being forced to rebel, can be regarded as one of the few positive characters in the Water Margin, so it shouldn't be more biased, right? 】
Nezha raised his mouth, still with disdain on his face: "Master, why are you always talking about such an idiot... Then Wu Song is obviously so powerful, why didn't he join the imperial court as a soldier?"
"With his martial arts skills, he is more than enough to be a procurator...and he is the head arrester. He can solve the case and send Ximen Qing to the lobby. Why did he commit suicide privately?"
"Uh... Zha'er, didn't the master say that? The officials of the Song Dynasty were corrupt and the bureaucracy was chaotic, so..."
"Anyway, if Zha'er were Wu Song, he would definitely not commit suicide privately! Zha'er would definitely be like his father, become a prime minister, assist the king, and tidy up the court! Only in this way can we really save people... Killing people is still too stupid."
Nezha waved his hands in distaste, jumped off the bed, and bounced towards the Shouxian Palace...
"Zha'er, don't listen to master's story about the idiot anymore, Zha'er is going to sleep!~"
Looking at the bouncing little figure, Di Xin gritted his teeth with hatred: 【This bastard... okay, didn't you say that Wu Song and Lu Zhishen are stupid?Then tomorrow I will tell you the story of Zhi Duoxing! 】
Day two...
"Huh? Zhi Duoxing is so smart! Master, please tell Zha'er again, how did he trick people into Liangshan?"
[Finally... wait!Gu wants to train Nezha to be a reckless man, not a sinister villain!Change, change! 】
On the third day...
"Master, Zha'er doesn't like Lin Chong... tell me more about Lu Qian's story?"
Di Xin: "Be good, Zha'er, that's a villain, let's not learn from him..."
fourth day...
"Wu Yong is really too smart. He could force a good person to go to Liangshan by threatening his family and destroying his reputation..."
Di Xin: "Zha'er, I really can't be smart and talented!"
fifth day...
Day [-]...
Fifteen days later, Di Xin looked in front of him, flipping through Water Margin with great interest, and kept chanting the names of Zhi Duoxing, Lu Qian and other insidious and cunning Nezha, he was completely dumbfounded...
What the hell did I teach myself? !
I also hope that the readers will support me a lot!Be sure to book in full! ~
(End of this chapter)
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