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Chapter 364 Have You Ever Seen Bastard Shaking His Head?

"Aha!" Zhou An stared at the distance, stretched lazily, shook his head from side to side, there were bursts of clicking sounds when the joints and cervical vertebrae rubbed against each other, his eyes were shining brightly, and his brows revealed pride.

For a true southerner, the moment he wakes up and opens his eyes, what he sees is the endless white snow, a vast expanse of ice and snow, and being in the midst of it makes it difficult to distinguish between the sky and the earth, and it also makes him happy.

"Xiao An, why are you getting up so early, and you don't sleep much." Liu Shuhua came out from the kitchen next to her, and said softly, "It's cold here in winter, and we usually stay at home and get up late. Sleeping soundly."

"I'm used to it." Zhou An replied, pulling up his sleeves, "Auntie, let me make breakfast."

"No, no, no." The future mother-in-law quickly waved her hand, "You are a guest, and you come to my aunt's house, how can I let you cook."

Zhou An smiled and said, "Auntie, am I a guest?"

"You boy." Liu Shuhua narrowed her phoenix eyes, and her eyes were full of joy. She was obviously very satisfied with her future son-in-law, and she didn't bother her too much.

Liu Shuhua stayed with Zhou An in Shanghai for more than a month, getting to know her son-in-law's personality traits and living habits, washing, cooking, and cleaning. Son-in-law, so he is not counted as a guest.

Looking at Zhou An who was busy in the kitchen, Liu Shuhua's face was full of smiles, her daughter was lucky to meet such a good husband.

Zhou An's conditions are excellent in all aspects, the top of the top, and has no other shortcomings except a little salty fish, but he has such a huge family fortune, salty fish seems to be understandable, but it is such a peerless good man who suddenly fell to the ground. On my own daughter, I really don't know if her daughter saved the Milky Way in her previous life.

Because of the Spring Festival, I ate too much fish and meat, and Zhou An’s breakfast did not make it too complicated. I boiled a pot of porridge, a few pure natural corns, and then added the characteristic Northeast buns, thin skin and thick meat, pork and green onion stuffing Yes, bite down, the meat is overflowing.

While cooking, Zhou An vaguely heard a yelling lingering in his ear, the future mother-in-law was packing up the three people surnamed Hou, calling them to get up.

"Hey, good morning, sisters." After cooking, Zhou An walked out of the kitchen and saw Hou Mengting at a glance.

At this time, she was wearing a red and green flowered padded jacket, her messy hair was scattered randomly, and her back, ears, and front face were everywhere, like a chicken coop, and she didn't have the image of an urban beauty at all. The image of a rural girl.

Hou Mengting opened and closed her almond eyes, squatting sleepily in front of the door to rinse her mouth, her vermilion lips were covered with white foam.

The sisters didn't even glance at him, their tone seemed to be full of deep tone, and their resentment seemed to be able to feed thousands of evil sword immortals: "Not good!"

"Are you sick?" Zhou An rolled his eyes.

For this kind of woman, he is definitely not used to it, otherwise it will be easy to get into the house.

"Yes! Lazy cancer terminal, you have to care about me." Hou Mengting nodded solemnly.

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"Why do you get up so early, old man? To 'earn performance' in front of my mother? My mother won't torment me, I can sleep more." Speaking of this, Hou Mengting's crystal clear eyes slightly opened A little bit, flashed a lingering memory, touched his buttocks while talking, "Otherwise, my butt wouldn't be beaten."

"Hahaha" Zhou An chuckled.

Liu Shuhua is not like Zhou An who is used to Hou Mengting like Zhou An. She will teach her when something goes wrong, and sometimes she has to do it herself. She doesn't care about her daughter's image at all. This is the real violent Northeast woman.

Although Lu Yulan also has a violent temper, she seldom fights and is used to convincing the other party with words.

Now Zhou An can't help but feel happy, happy, and joyful for what happened to his sisters.

Hou Mengting, you also have today.

The messy-haired girl rolled her eyes, didn't bother to talk to this boring man, took a sip of water, shook her head from side to side, and rinsed her mouth seriously.

"Don't be angry." Zhou An stopped smiling, stared at the other party closely, observed carefully, as if seeing something strange, hesitated for a long time, and said: "Sisters, have you ever seen Wang Ba shaking his head? "

"Huh?" Hou Mengting frowned slightly, as if thinking about the meaning of this question, then gave up thinking, shook her head and said, "I haven't seen it before."

Asked back: "Can that bastard still shake his head? Have you seen it?"

"correct."

"When?"

"Saw it two seconds ago."

"Oh." Hou Mengting nodded knowingly, suddenly froze, raised her eyes to look at Zhou An in front, her eyes contained a variety of complex emotions, unbelievable, angry, and spit out mouthwash at Zhou An , with an angry look on his face, his voice was raised several times, "You bastard, you are a big bastard, you"

It's a pity that Zhou An had expected it a long time ago, and took a few steps back to avoid this fatal blow.

"Ouch." Before she finished speaking, and before she made any further domestic violence, she felt a pain in the back of her head, covered her head, and said extremely aggrieved, "Mom, Zhou An bullied me, If you didn't hit him, why did you hit me?"

Yes, Liu Shuhua is exercising her mother's rights behind Hou Mengting's back.

"Xiao An bullied you, or you bullied Xiao An, I know." Liu Shuhua was very angry with her own daughter, relying on her son-in-law's care and love, she often bullied Zhou An, she was completely in the eyes, because of their love In fact, she usually doesn't talk much, but now she bullies her son-in-law in broad daylight, is there any reason for this?
After a pause, he continued: "Hou Mengting, I warn you that you are not allowed to bully Xiao An in the future, otherwise even if Xiao An doesn't say anything, I will beat you up."

For the sake of husband and wife, Zhou An 'relieved' the sisters: "Auntie, Hou Mengting and I were playing around, don't blame her, blame me if you want."

Tea!Too much tea!
A real green tea man.

Hou Mengting's desire to kill is rising.

She never thought that such a sunny man would have such a green side.

This dog thing.

When you get back to Shanghai, I will have to peel your skin off.

"You can't scold you when you are joking, Xiaoan, don't get too used to her, you have to teach her a lesson if you have nothing to do, and women have to beat." After calming down a little, Liu Shuhua said something astonishing. , instantly shocked the four people beside them, including Hou Lin and Hou Junda.

How could she have the face to say such a thing?So confident, the three people surnamed Hou thought.

"Boom boom boom!"

Just as the scene fell into silence, flakes of goose-feather-like snow fell on the beams of the house, which was also very loud.

Not to mention the knock on the door from outside the courtyard.

The five people looked for their prestige, all of them frowned.

"Why are their brothers here?" Hou Lin asked.

"Sister and mom, you two go into the house, dad, call 'shaking people', I'll deal with them first." Hou Junda was extremely irritable, picked up the hoe next to him and walked outside.

"Don't, don't, don't." This little brother-in-law can get along, and something really matters. It's not in vain that he cares about Hou Junda so much. Zhou An hurriedly stopped him, and looked up at Mo Junfei and his two younger brothers outside the door, with a bewildered look on his face. With a smile, he said slowly, "I think they are quite easy to talk to."

"If you want to say a fart, you have to beat it." Hou Junda's irascibility drove Hou Lin's irascibility, and cursed, "Damn, if I don't kill these three brats today, how can I continue to mess around in the Jianghu in the future."

Hou Lin can also be regarded as a mixed person. Twenty years ago, he was the one who bullied others, so no one would dare to bully him.

Unexpectedly, in just a few decades, someone forgot his reputation and came to bully him at the door.

Doesn't that slap him in the face?

Cao!
Such an irritable family, Zhou An was speechless.

Hou Mengting folded her arms, looked at the other party, and said softly: "Calm down, you two are really good at fighting with people during the Chinese New Year."

With a wave of his arms: "Shang Zhou An!"

Zhou An opened his mouth, wanting to say that he is not a puppy and has no ability to bite people, but he suppressed his complaints, put his hands in his pockets, and walked straight to the door, followed by the other four, Hou Lin and Hou Junda each took Take a hoe.

He immediately had the aura of a big brother in the underworld.

Don't say it. It feels pretty good.

The three brothers Mo Junfei were not as hot as they were when they first met. After knocking on the door, they stood at the door under the heavy snow.

"Hey, what look do you three brothers have?" Zhou An walked to the door and said jokingly, "It's very fashionable."

I saw the three of them wearing snow-white down jackets, with black and red spots on the top, which was very special. Their faces were blue and purple, as if they had put on makeup, giving them the feeling of a homeless man.

What's even more hilarious is that these three gangsters all have a bundle of wood on their backs.

"Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, and I hope you will forgive me for the crimes I committed." The moment he saw Zhou An, Mo Junfei's eyes flashed with fear, and he pulled his face hard, as if meeting Zhou An. Hades general.

At this time, when Mo Junfei saw Zhou An again, he realized that this little white face was surrounded by an indescribable temperament, which was both superior and approachable. He is an unattainable character, even his idol (not now) Scarface Long Ge doesn't have that temperament.

Those big people can crush themselves to death, including Brother Long.

"Fuck! You're here again, I have to teach you how to be a man today." The neighbor Gao Laosan walked out of the house leisurely, saw Mo Junfei and the three of them, and immediately shouted loudly, "I used to mess around on the road. At that time, your kid was not born yet."

While shouting all over the sky, he ran towards them quickly, as if he had hacked the three of them to death.
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This text symbol represents Zhou An's mood.

Hou Lin noticed that the three of Mo Junfei were in a different state. Their noses were bruised, their faces were swollen, their skin was torn and bloody, as if they had been severely beaten. It was exactly the same as when he was beaten back then, and the eyes he looked at his son-in-law were full of fear and anger. Horrified, he no longer had the arrogance he had a few days ago.

He grabbed his good buddy Gao Laosan and said calmly: "Don't be irritable, can you calm down like me."

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The faces of the three of Mo Junfei were full of fear.

Zhou An twitched the corners of his mouth in astonishment, took a deep breath, looked at the three of them, and said with a joking tone of interest, "Why are you apologizing? I'm still waiting for you to trouble me? Brother, I still I need to discuss it with you, don't slap someone in the face, it hurts your self-esteem."

"Brother Zhou, I was wrong. I have eyes, not Taishan. If I accidentally offend you, you can do me a favor and let the three of us go together." Mo Junfei's voice was low and pleading, and the other two The same is true for the younger brother, who nodded again and again, "Just treat us as farts."

Seeing that the other party was indifferent, and even had a smile on his face, Mo Junfei trembled in shock: "I kneel down for you, don't hit me, or you will die if you hit me again."

Mo Junfei always thought that he was a Liangshan hero, and he would have to scold him when God came, but after being beaten by Brother Long for the second time, he suddenly realized that he was only one step away from death, and his mind was clear. She told him earnestly that after being beaten for the third time, he would die in severe cases, or be disabled in light cases, and it would definitely not be good.

He also knew that he was dead, even if he died, he didn't clean up for him, let alone avenge him, death is worse than a dog.

To die is to die in vain.

It won't hurt 'that client', maybe even Brother Long will be fine.

Between life and death, there was only one thought in his mind, and that was to find 'that client', make an apology in person, hope to get the other party's forgiveness, and give up the third beating.

However——Mo Junfei is a fool, he really can't think of when he offended "that client", he is a small gangster, the master of watching people order dishes, how dare he provoke rich and powerful people, at most he bullies and bullies Little people.

What's annoying is that the last bully didn't succeed, that little boy
Ok?
Thinking of this, Mo Junfei was stunned. Brother Long had analyzed some simple identity clues of 'that client' for him.

One, a bit contradictory, but not too deep

Second, conflicts have only occurred in the last few days.

Three, rich or powerful.

Zhou An satisfies the first two perfectly, but the third is not so good, that boy doesn't look like a rich man.

The verification of the third clue came from his younger brother, who heard that Zhou An distributed special cigarettes to the old men and women in the village, which were extremely precious and very difficult to buy.

Mo Junfei understood everything at once, and he slapped himself hard at that time.

Depend on!
I called you arrogant, I called you a bitch, I called you lustful, now it's all right, I've kicked the iron plate.

While regretting, I also complained a little.

Co-authored to me pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

Although his heart was full of resentment, Mo Junfei still pleaded guilty and came to the door to apologize, hoping to be forgiven.

Otherwise, if you continue to fight, you will really die.

This is not a joke.

Moreover, if that handsome boy with a pretty face is in a bad mood and comes to punish him again, how can he survive.

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The last chapter is only blocked now, is Qidian playing on the 2G network?

(End of this chapter)