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Chapter 792 Depressed Washing Machine

In an instant, the number of people scrambling for the lucky bags increased to several thousand, and finally exceeded 20,000.

""Amitabha, the great and merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva, bless me with the lucky bag."

"Please bless me as well, even though I know I can't get it."

"Brother, you can't say that, after all, you still have dreams.

What if you step in dog poop when you go out? "

Everyone was joking when suddenly a voice said, "Wait, I think I won the prize."

After saying that, he sent a screenshot, which showed that he had indeed won the lucky bag.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that it actually says two hundred yuan on the cash.

The next moment, another person posted a screenshot. This guy’s number was even more exaggerated, as he actually won 325.

"What's going on? Why is there so much money?

Also, doesn’t it take ten minutes to draw the lucky bags?

Why do I feel like it opened without waiting at all? "

"Are you guys stupid? The lucky bag that Boss Zhang just distributed only had fifty bags in total.

Ten thousand yuan for fifty bags, so one bag is naturally two hundred yuan.

I won’t talk about those who didn’t win the prize, but for those who did, the minimum amount they won would be estimated at a hundred dollars.

As for why the lucky bags are drawn so quickly?

Because Boss Zhang set the lottery draw time to one minute.

The purpose of other anchors giving out lucky bags is to retain customers, so naturally they set a maximum duration.

A lucky bag allows anyone who wants to grab it to stay in his live broadcast room for ten minutes.

Boss Zhang doesn't play by the rules, so one minute is normal."

“I see, but the problem is that Boss Zhang can also use lucky bags to keep people.

You know, he gives out 10,000 yuan at a time, and anyone who fantasizes about winning the prize will definitely be reluctant to leave."

"Hahahaha, brother, you must have just been following Boss Zhang for a while, right?"

Yes, this is the first time I watched his live broadcast. "

"That's right, those who watch Boss Zhang's live broadcast are all his loyal fans.

Unless it is absolutely necessary, people usually don't leave halfway, so there is no need for him to keep anyone here on purpose.

Understand? "

"So that's it."

Zhang Yue watched everyone's discussion with a smile, and suddenly he asked, "What do you think of the lucky bags just now?"

Someone immediately responded: "It's very good, but I can't get it."

"Nonsense, just before the draw, there were nearly 30,000 participants, and there were only 50 lucky bags. It would be a miracle if we could grab one."

"..."

Hearing everyone's complaints, Zhang Yue felt a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I didn't know there were so many people grabbing the lucky bags.

Wait a minute, I'll send you another one, this time it'll be a big one, one million."

As soon as these words came out, all the fans were excited.

"Really? One million for a lucky bag? Boss Zhang, you are so cool!"

"More than handsome, he's my idol!"

"The little finger is ready, Boss Zhang, hurry up and send it!"

However, the next moment, Zhang Yue was stunned. He felt helpless: "Brothers, I'm sorry!
I just tried it, and the maximum limit of lucky bags on the platform is 10,000.

Actually, I wanted to send you a lucky bag worth 100,000 yuan, but in the end, I only sent out 10,000 yuan.

I thought I had pressed the wrong number, but the last zero was not displayed. ”

"I see."

"I told you, with Boss Zhang's wealth, how could he possibly afford 10,000 yuan? It should be at least 100,000 yuan."

“That’s right, I usually give you a reward of 10,000 yuan.

In the end, you were the only one to receive a lucky bag worth 10,000 yuan. How shameful."

"..."

Zhang Yue continued to apologize to everyone, then handed the phone to one of the salesmen:
"Well, now I'll give you a task.

You give out lucky bags to everyone. Each lucky bag contains 10,000 yuan, which is divided into 50 red envelopes.

Remember, once the lucky bag is drawn, the next lucky bag will be sent out without stopping."

The salesperson nodded immediately: "Don't worry, Brother Zhang, I will complete the task."

After saying that, he was stunned again: “Wait, how long will it take me to post it?

Are you going to give out all the one million you promised?"

Zhang Yue looked at him: "No time limit.

Keep posting from now until the end of the live broadcast.

If you get tired in the middle, switch to someone else.”

The salesperson nodded: "I understand."

As soon as these words were spoken, the fans in the live broadcast room were excited again.

"Boss Zhang is so awesome. He keeps sending out lucky bags until the end of the live broadcast. Is that ok?"

"Boss Zhang, you are my idol.

From now on, I will hang your picture on the wall and ask you for money every time I need it. "

Zhang Yue smiled and waved his hands: "Don't get excited, a lucky bag worth 10,000 yuan may seem like a lot, but it's not much.

One per minute, that's only sixty per hour.

It all depends on how fast the sales guy's hands are.

If we calculate it as 600,000 per hour, ten hours would only be 6 million.

Don’t worry, everyone. I plan to only have this live broadcast for four hours.

So even if you try your best to send it out, you can only send out 2.4 million.

This is just to adjust the atmosphere and make everyone happy.”

After saying that, he turned to look at Liu Jingjing: "Okay, let's get started."

Liu Jingjing nodded and smiled as she gestured to the live studio: “Hello everyone!

I am Liu Jingjing, a salesperson at Sanyang Automobile Factory. The purpose of today’s live broadcast is to introduce to you our newly produced Sanyang new energy vehicles.

The performance of this new energy vehicle is the best among the new energy vehicles currently on the market.

We have also made new designs and improvements specifically for the traditional car model, successfully solving the pain points of many people.

In order to make a perfect luxury car that everyone will be satisfied with.

Our team spent a total of half a year interviewing tens of thousands of people, and the interview expenses alone cost several hundred million yuan.

It’s hard work, but it’s all worth it.”

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a voice saying, "Wait, Manager Liu, let me interrupt you.

Just now you said that your team went out to interview tens of thousands of people, but in the end it cost hundreds of millions of dollars?"

Liu Jingjing nodded: "That's right."

"Then can you tell me how you spent these hundreds of millions?

I know that Boss Zhang is always generous in his work, and you will definitely get the most generous travel allowance when you go on a business trip.

But even if Boss Zhang gave you one million each, you wouldn't be able to spend that much, right?"

Liu Jingjing immediately smiled and said, "My dear family member, I think you must have misunderstood.

Yes, our staff did receive the highest subsidy for this business trip.

But the funds I'm talking about have nothing to do with this subsidy. Our subsidy is calculated separately.

The hundreds of millions of dollars are mainly for the people we interviewed.”

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.

“To the person being interviewed?
You mean as long as someone is willing to be interviewed by you, they can get money? "

Liu Jingjing nodded: "That's about it.

We set up a lottery program at that time. No matter who you are, you can choose a gift worth no more than the amount you won.

The bottom line for the amount we set is a red envelope of two hundred yuan.

This means that no matter who draws the lottery, they can at least get 200 yuan in cash."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

"Two hundred yuan for an interview, isn't that too much?"

"Where did you interview this? Why have I never heard of it?"

"That's right, you guys wouldn't deliberately make false accounts and try to get Boss Zhang's money, right?
If this is true, I suggest that Boss Zhang conduct a thorough investigation."

After these words came out, Zhang Yue hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, this is true.

As for reporting false accounts, I don’t rule out the possibility that some people would do that, but it’s definitely not many.

Because once their behavior is discovered, they will be fired directly.

We also took a series of precautions to ensure that everyone interviewed could get paid.”

As soon as he finished speaking, a fan said, “Brothers, Boss Zhang is right.

I did get interviewed by their team and I won 5,000 bucks at the time.

I was so excited that I bought a washing machine worth 4,999 yuan. "

"Wait brother, why did you buy a washing machine? Is your family short of a washing machine?"

“That’s not the case, I already have a washing machine at home.

Mainly, when the interviewer asked me what I wanted to choose, I walked around the mall.

In the end, only the washing machine was priced at 4,999, and the prices of other items were cheaper.”

"So you chose a washing machine that you have no use for just to get a little extra savings?"

“How could it be useless?
I brought this washing machine home and my wife praised me for it!"

"I see, I also think it's great to have two washing machines that can be used at the same time.

To be honest, my wife is too particular about washing clothes.

Let me give you an example.

In the summer, I wanted to do laundry, and she told me that underwear could not be put in the washing machine.

I was stunned at the time, because I only had three pieces of clothing on my body: underwear, shorts and a shirt.

I can't put my underwear in the washing machine, so the only things I can wash are my shorts and a shirt.

Then I realized, frustratingly, that since I needed to wash my underwear by hand, why didn’t I wash my shorts and shirts as well?
Since we have already started, it won’t take much effort.

So I couldn't use the washing machine for the whole summer.

Autumn finally arrived and I can finally use the washing machine to wash clothes.

Then my wife told me that clothes of different colors should not be washed together.

I was stunned again.

I have six pieces of clothing in total, which can be divided into four colors.

That is to say, I need to wash clothes four times in a row in the washing machine.

In desperation, I could only choose to continue washing by hand.

Until winter came, I put on my down jacket and cotton pants.

You all know that down jackets and cotton trousers must be washed in a washing machine. Finally, I can use a washing machine.

As a result, as soon as I threw my down jacket and cotton pants in, my wife scolded me again.

The reason is that before washing these things, you need to use a brush to clean the dirty areas such as the collar, collars, and hems before throwing them into the washing machine.

Guys, I was devastated!

The guy who invented the washing machine was a lazy guy, and he was there to serve all of us lazy male compatriots.

In other words, all clothes can actually be thrown into the washing machine.

But even with such a powerful weapon, my wife has stipulated that it can only be used with both hands.

Can you imagine how miserable I felt?"

"Hahahaha, brother, you are too cowardly, aren't you?"

"Really? If you're not scared, how do you usually wash your clothes?"

“Of course I washed it by hand like you did.

...Okay, I won’t pretend anymore. Let me be honest: I am also a victim of the washing machine.

Before I got married, I rented a house. The landlord gave me a washing machine, which was of very poor quality.

You don’t know how frustrated I felt when I used this washing machine.

There are problems here and there, it's so annoying.

So I swore to myself that when I got married and bought a house, I would buy the best washing machine.

Soon I got what I wanted, and then I found out that I was very depressed.

I spent 8,000 yuan to buy a fully automatic, multifunctional, super-invincible drum washing machine, but I can't even use it.

The washing machine I used in the rented house before was old and broken and often had problems.

It’s tragic that this is the best and most comfortable washing machine I’ve ever used in my life.”

"Brother, stop talking, it's just tears.

You may not know that before I got married, I would even throw my own shoes into the washing machine, let alone other clothes.

But after I got married, my wife saw me throwing my shoes in and made me kneel on the keyboard for three days and three nights. "

Zhang Yue looked at everyone's comments in a daze.

He never expected that just a random topic of a lottery could arouse so much resonance.

He smiled and said to the fan who bought the washing machine: “So this big brother is still very wise.

He has two washing machines at home, one for his wife and one for himself, so he can wash whatever he wants.

For example, if the color of clothes fades, as long as your clothes do not stain your wife's clothes, you can wash them freely. "

However, just after he finished speaking, the fan who bought the washing machine said helplessly:

"Boss Zhang, and the other brothers in the live studio, please stop making a fuss and listen to me.

Yes, I did buy a second washing machine, but the problem is that I have no place to put it at home.

In desperation, I had to put this washing machine on top of the original one.

And unlike you, my wife never cares how I wash clothes, so I can use those two washing machines as I please."

"Is it so cool? I envy you so much."

"Don't be so envious, can you wait until I finish speaking?

My wife really doesn't care how I wash clothes, but here comes the problem.

She was very angry when she found out that I had the chance to buy anything but ended up buying a washing machine instead of a gift for her.

She told me that since I bought this washing machine, I must use it every time I wash clothes.

We also have to use the washing machine we used before, otherwise she will get angry.

So recently when I wash clothes, I always wash half of them in a washing machine first.

Then I take the clothes out and put them in the other washing machine to wash the other half.”

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

“No buddy, you’re too funny, aren’t you?
You can even wash clothes to make them look colorful. You are definitely a genius. I admire you."

"Wait a minute, can I ask a question?"

"what?"

“Since you’re using both washing machines, why not put half of the laundry in one.

Put the other half in the other washing machine, isn't that a perfect solution?"

The other party said depressedly: "It's easy for you to say it. Do you know where I live? Hainan Island.

Because it is hot all year round, I only have three pieces of laundry to do every day.

If you separate two of them, it will definitely be a waste of water!

To save money, you can only wash in one washing machine and spin dry in another, do you understand?" (End of this chapter)

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