I can see the commodity price curve
Chapter 818: The Magical Scene at the Vegetable Market
The atmosphere at the scene was a bit awkward.
No one expected that the Erniu robot would play a porn movie in front of everyone.
Zhang Yue coughed lightly and asked the Erniu robot: "Don't you have a high IQ?
Isn't it inappropriate to put this in public?"
The Erniu robot was a little puzzled: "Why is it inappropriate? Isn't it just a movie that you humans like to watch?
And according to the data I got, the viewing rate of this kind of movie is very high.
Especially in China, it is definitely ranked first in terms of the number of looped views.”
Zhang Yue was stunned for a moment: "Really? If this kind of movie ranks first, then what movie ranks second?"
The Erniu robot's eyes flickered twice: "Of course it's Nezha 2. You don't even know this, do you?"
Zhang Yue felt a little embarrassed for a moment: "I almost forgot, a movie that can sell 15 billion at the box office must be ranked second. So what about third?"
The Erniu robot shook its head: "I don't know about the third one. My data is not complete."
Zhang Yue nodded: "You are already very smart, but what I want to tell you is that although everyone likes to watch those small movies, they are personal privacy.
It is not allowed to be watched in public, nor is it allowed to be circulated. If you spread it, you will be arrested and sent to jail.”
The Erniu robot blinked its electronic eyes: "Why? If everyone likes it, why is it forbidden to spread it?
I think that not only should it not be banned, but it should be promoted.”
Zhang Yue's expression suddenly became even weirder.
He turned his head and looked at Wang Gaogao: "Boss Wang, Erniu was trained by you, right?
I asked you if you could pay more attention when you are training. Some things can be taught, but some things you just need to know yourself. There is really no need to tell your robot.
Or do you do this to make it more convenient when watching movies? "
Wang Gaogao's face darkened instantly: "What nonsense are you talking about? How could I teach him these?
Yes, I did develop the robot.
But I searched their databases on the Internet, and there was so much information piled up that I had no idea what was inside. "
Zhou Pingyang was stunned: "Really?"
Wang Gaogao nodded: "Of course."
After saying that, he looked at the others present, and then at the Erniu robot:
"Come and explain this to Boss Zhang. Don't lie!"
This matter concerns my personal reputation and must be taken seriously.
The Erniu robot's eyes flickered twice, and it said to Zhang Yue, "I analyzed and concluded this problem myself, and it has nothing to do with Boss Wang."
Zhang Yue: "So that's how it is. It seems that I have wronged Boss Wang."
The Erniu robot blinked its electronic eyes a few more times and said in a very human way, "I think this has nothing to do with whether it is an injustice or not, right?
Even if Boss Wang taught me, so what? It’s just a movie.”
Zhang Yue: "I'm asking you, do you really not understand or are you pretending not to understand?
This movie is related to human physiological structure, and the specific explanation is quite complicated.
But you just have to remember that it cannot be viewed or spread at will.”
The Erniu robot shook its head: "What's so complicated to explain? Isn't it just the way you humans reproduce?
As the saying goes, the three worst acts of unfilial behavior is to have no descendants. You humans attach great importance to the reproduction of your offspring.
Since you take it so seriously, you should spread it as much as possible.”
Zhang Yue slapped his forehead and found that he couldn't explain himself to the other party at all.
In that case, there is no further discussion.
He said to Wang Gaogao: "I know where the problem lies.
Leave it to me, I will definitely correct his bad habits."
The Erniu robot was unhappy: "What do you mean? What bad habits do I have?"
Zhang Yue looked at him and asked, "Do you think you are okay?"
The Erniu robot nodded: "Of course."
Zhang Yue: "In that case, let me ask you a question and see if you can answer it."
"what?"
"It's simple. Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?"
The Erniu robot's eyes flickered again, and after a long moment, he said, "The correct answer to one plus one is two, not three.
You asked me when it equals three, then there is only one answer: you calculated wrong.
Although this question is very simple, people make mistakes and horses stumble.
For you humans, many complex problems are easy to solve, but it is easy to make mistakes when encountering simple problems.
This is what is called human inferiority.”
Zhang Yue looked at the other party helplessly: "You are wrong.
What I just said about the circumstances under which one plus one equals three is not a wrong answer; it is true in many cases.
For example, if a man and a woman get married, does one plus one equal two? "
The Erniu robot nodded: "Yes."
Zhang Yue added: "But one year later they had one more child. According to the calculation just now, one plus one equals three."
The Erniu robot's electronic eyes flashed wildly.
It was obvious that he really wanted to refute Zhang Yue's words, but after searching for a long time he couldn't find the correct answer.
Zhang Yue smiled and patted his shoulder: "How is it? Is there anything wrong with my answer?"
The Erniu robot was silent for a moment: "There is a problem, but it seems to be okay."
"You see, in your robot world, there is only black and white, right is right, wrong is wrong.
But there is no eternal right or wrong in this world.
Want to know why you can't get the same answer as me?"
"why?"
"Because your knowledge reserve is insufficient, or in other words, although you have obtained a lot of knowledge related to us humans, you are still very lacking in certain aspects.
This is also the fundamental reason why you have never been able to integrate into our human race."
The Erniu robot was stunned for a moment: "Is that so? But I really want to integrate into you humans, I wonder if you have any good ideas."
Zhang Yue smiled and said, "Of course, I like people who pursue progress the most. Since you want to make progress, then follow me!"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
The Erniu robot glanced at Wang Gaogao, and when he nodded, he turned around and followed Zhang Yue.
As soon as I went downstairs, a man came running over. It was Li Yang.
Seeing Zhang Yue looking at him in surprise, he quickly explained: "Boss Zhang, I was the one who proposed the plan to increase the sensory capabilities of human intelligent robots.
I thought I might be able to help you if I followed you."
Zhang Yue smiled and said, "Is that so? Fine, come with me."
Li Yang was cheered up and quickly followed Zhang Yue.
The two left the research center.
Zhang Yue suddenly asked Li Yang: "Where are we going now?"
Li Yang was stunned: "Boss Zhang, are you asking me?"
Zhang Yue nodded: "There are only two of us here, who else can I ask if I don't ask you?"
Li Yang's face turned red. "Boss Zhang, you are too polite. You can decide where to go. You don't need to ask for my opinion."
Zhang Yue shook his head: "Nonsense, do you think I want to ask for your opinion?
The key is that you were the one who proposed this plan, and you must be more confident than me about how to do it.
Although I am not very skilled, my greatest strength is that I know how to appoint the right people to the right positions. You are better than me, so I think you should be the one making the decision.”
Li Yang calmed down when he saw that Zhang Yue didn't seem to be polite to him.
He thought for a moment and said, "If I really want to chat with a middle-aged woman, I have a good place to go."
"Really? Where are we going?" "Come with me!"
Half an hour later, Zhang Yue looked at the vegetable market in front of him and asked with a strange look on his face: "Are you sure it's here?"
Li Yang nodded: "Of course. This is where middle-aged women gather, and it is the most important place for them to display their specialties.
We can definitely get first-hand information here.”
Zhang Yue nodded: "In that case, let's get started."
After saying that, he turned to the Erniu robot and said, “Follow us.
Remember, listen more, watch more, think more, and reflect more.
I will check when I get back, and if I'm sure you're lazy, I'll just unplug your battery."
The Erniu robot said hurriedly: "Don't worry, Boss Zhang, I will study hard and make progress every day."
Zhang Yue then laughed.
He walked to a fish stall where two middle-aged ladies and a fishmonger were standing.
A middle-aged woman asked: "Boss, how much are these shrimps?"
The fishmonger said, "Twenty-eight per pound."
The middle-aged woman immediately bargained: "Twenty-eight per pound, that's too expensive, can you make it cheaper?"
The fishmonger shook his head: "This is the price in the market now."
The old lady was unhappy: "How is that possible? When I bought it yesterday, it was 26 yuan per pound!"
The fishmonger said helplessly: "Yesterday I was selling it for 26 yuan per pound, but the problem is that the price has increased today."
The middle-aged woman hesitated for a moment and said, "How about 26 yuan per pound?
If it works, I’ll buy two kilograms. If not, I’ll go somewhere else.”
The fishmonger said decisively: "Twenty-six dollars is absolutely not possible. I will definitely lose money if I sell it to you."
The aunt looked at him and turned away.
The fishmonger never expected the other party to be so decisive.
He said quickly: "Okay, twenty-six per pound, twenty-six per pound is fine, I'll sell it to you."
The old lady then turned around, smiled, picked up the fishing net and started to scoop up the fish.
The fishmonger quickly stopped him: "Wait, let me do it."
The aunt was unhappy: "What do you mean? You are selling live shrimps. What if you get dead shrimps for me?"
The fishmonger said hurriedly: "I only have live shrimps here, no dead shrimps.
You are not allowed to catch the shrimps because your movements are too big and will scare the shrimps.
Last time, someone insisted on catching the shrimps himself, and when he finished catching them and left, several of them died immediately.”
Then he used a scoop net to scoop up a lot of water: "How about this many?"
The middle-aged woman shook her head and said, "I just said I only want two kilograms. If I have more, I won't be able to finish it."
The fishmonger had no choice but to fish out a few more from the net, and finally put them into the aunt's plastic bag. When he put it on the scale, he found that there were still a lot too.
He was about to fish out two more, but the aunt stopped him: "Wait."
As he said this, he walked over and reached into the plastic bag to take out two shrimps. The two shrimps were limp and obviously dead.
She placed the two shrimps on the counter next to her: "Okay, now it's ready."
The fishmonger's face was a little dark. Of course he saw the two dead shrimps. He thought that they were mixed in the plastic bag and the middle-aged woman would not be able to see them. He didn't expect that the other party's eyes were sharper than his.
After glancing at the electronic scale, he reluctantly said, "A total of two kilograms, fifty-two."
Unexpectedly, the middle-aged woman only took out a fifty-dollar bill from her pocket and said shyly, "That's all I bring with me when I go out. Here you go."
As he said this, he picked up the plastic bag and tied it up.
The fishmonger was not happy: "Fifty dollars is not enough, you have to give fifty-two."
The middle-aged woman looked at him and said, "Why are you so stingy? It's just two dollars. Can you give me a small change?"
The fishmonger said with a gloomy face: "I gave you these shrimps at 26 yuan per pound, which is already very cheap, and now you want to take the change from me.
If it's 28 yuan per pound, I can give you 2 yuan less. But this price is really not acceptable."
The middle-aged woman rolled her eyes and said, "Why are you like this?
That’s right, these shrimps are indeed priced at twenty-six yuan per pound.
But did you know there is water in your bag?
And you see, this shrimp is already dead. Just one of them is worth at least three dollars.
I'm already very good that I didn't ask you to give me a piece of the pie."
The fishmonger was so angry that he laughed: "This shrimp was still alive just now.
It's normal for it to die after being out of water for such a long time."
Middle-aged woman: "Why do you talk like that? What do you mean death is normal?
Even if it had just died, it meant that it was already half dead when it was in the water.
I was trying to fish out the shrimps just now but you wouldn't let me, so you ended up fishing out the dead and dying shrimps for me.
You really think I don't know what you're thinking, right? "
The fishmonger listened to her chattering and waved his hands: "Alright, alright, I'm scared of you, alright.
Fifty dollars is fifty dollars, I give you the shrimp."
However, the middle-aged aunt is still not satisfied.
She glanced at the shrimps she had just placed on the counter and said, "These two are already dead. Consider this as your compensation for the one dollar loss I lost."
After saying that, he grabbed two shrimps and left.
The fishmonger didn't expect the other party to have this trick, and he was even more furious.
But he hesitated for a moment, and finally sighed helplessly.
Zhang Yue couldn't help but ask, "Brother, are you going to let her take those two shrimps away like that?
Although these two shrimps are dead, they can be sold as fresh shrimps, at most at a lower price.”
The fishmonger waved his hands and said, "Forget it, brother. I've been selling fish for so many years, and I've seen all kinds of people.
It would be fine if I let her go, but if I stop her and argue with her for a while, I believe she will definitely take advantage of me again. "
Zhang Yue gave a thumbs up: "Brother, you are really open-minded."
The fishmonger was helpless: "What else can I do if I am not open? Just like that woman just now, she comes to my place every few days.
He seems to be my old customer, but you may not believe it.
She has been buying seafood from me for so many years, but I have never made any money from her.”
Zhang Yue smiled: "Indeed, it's not easy for such a person to make some money from her."
The two talked for a few words, and Zhang Yue took Li Yang and the Erniu robot away.
After walking a distance forward, Zhang Yue turned around and asked the Erniu robot: "You saw the whole situation just now. Tell me, what do you think?"
The Erniu robot's eyes flashed twice: "From a logical point of view, that woman's behavior is completely incomprehensible."
Zhang Yue smiled and said, "Really? Then let me ask you, if you were the fishmonger just now, what would you do?"
The Erniu robot’s eyes flashed twice again: “The behavior of the fishmonger just now is also incomprehensible.
I can’t analyze it either, this situation must be wrong.”
Zhang Yue shook his head: "You are wrong. This is the true behavior of us humans.
Although you are smart, you still need to calm down in this regard." (End of this chapter)
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