I can see the commodity price curve

The Erniu robot followed Zhang Yue and Li Yang around the vegetable market for a whole morning, during which time it witnessed no less than ten famous scenes of middle-aged ladies bargaining.

Some people haggle with the vegetable vendor for half an hour over fifty cents, while others use the excuse of trying the fresh green onions for free.

There was even one middle-aged woman who used her eloquence to bargain down 20 kilograms of defective fruit to half the price and even gave her a bag of apples.

Every time this happened, Erniu's electronic eyes would flash wildly, as if trying to digest these illogical human behaviors.

"Boss Zhang, why are they wasting their time on meaningless bargaining?"

Erniu finally couldn't help asking, "According to my calculations, if these aunties worked for others, their average hourly wage could reach 35 yuan.

The time they spend bargaining far exceeds the amount they save.”

Zhang Yue turned his head and looked at him: "You want to know?"

The Erniu robot nodded.

Zhang Yue looked helpless: "Don't even mention that you want to know. I want to know too."

The Erniu robot's eyes flickered twice: "You want to know too, but aren't you a human?

It's normal that I can't understand some things, but if you don't understand them either, isn't that a bit unscientific?"

Zhang Yue patted him on the shoulder and said, “This is the complexity of human beings.

Everyone has her or her own unique personality, and many of her thoughts and ideas may seem inconceivable to others.

Of course, I said I didn't understand, the most important thing is that I am a man and they are women.

Do you understand now? "

The Erniu robot was silent for a moment: "If you hadn't explained it just now, I might have understood a little bit.

It’s getting more and more confusing now.”

Zhang Yue was stunned. He turned to look at Li Yang: "Why, is what I just said difficult to understand?"

Li Yang thought for a moment and said, "It's a little hard to understand, but if you look at it from another angle, it's easiest to understand."

He said to the Erniu robot: "Human thinking is very complicated.

It's normal that you don't understand now. You can remember it first and then just copy it.

When you see more, you will understand everything naturally. "

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Yue immediately agreed: "That's right.

When I was a child, I didn’t understand many behaviors. This was how our teacher approached it at the time. It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand, just remember it first.

I gradually understood it.”

After that, he added: "Just like what you said now, you don't understand. Isn't it also a kind of understanding?"

The Erniu robot's eyes flickered again, and finally he said, "If you put it that way, then I should understand."

Then he looked at Zhang Yue: "Where are we going next?"

Zhang Yue looked at the sky and saw that it was almost dusk. Suddenly his eyes lit up:
"Come on, I'll take you somewhere."

After saying that, he took the lead and led the way.

Erniu robot and Li Yang followed immediately.

After walking a distance forward, a familiar sound of music suddenly sounded:

You are my little apple

I can never love you too much
The red little face warms my heart
light the fire of my life

fire fire fire fire fire

Li Yang turned his head in surprise and looked at Zhang Yue: "Boss Zhang, you didn't bring him here to dance square dance, did you?"

Zhang Yue smiled and said, "Why, no?"

"It's not that I can't, but it feels weird."

Zhang Yue patted his shoulder and said, "What's so strange about this? You may think square dancing is unfashionable, but you don't know that this is a kind of culture, a culture exclusive to aunties, old men and old ladies.

If Ah Niu can perform square dance well, his understanding of human character will definitely rise to a higher level.”

Li Yang wanted to refute, but didn't know how to start.

Zhou Pingyang ignored him and said to the Erniu robot: "Come on, let's go dance. By the way, can you dance?"

The Erniu robot thought for a moment and said, "What dance are you talking about? I don't know many.

I only know classical dance, ballet, folk dance, folk dance, modern dance, tap dance and jazz dance.

If we break it down, it can be divided into Latin dance and modern dance. Modern dance is also called tango.

There are also disco, rave, street dance, bala bala, cheerleading, hot dance, vigorous dance..."

After that, he asked Zhang Yue: "I wonder what kind of dance you can do?"

Even though Zhang Yue was very confident, he felt like he had suffered 10,000 tons of damage at this moment.

Especially the Erniu robot spoke in a calm tone, as if all of this was very simple.

Zhang Yue suddenly laughed and said: "None of the dances you know are good enough. This is a square, so you can only dance square dances.

What’s more, all other dances are rubbish and cannot be compared with square dances.”

The Erniu robot hesitated and said, "You are wrong, right? Whether it is Latin dance or street dance, they both represent a kind of cultural heritage.

Although it is not the best, it is definitely not worse than other dances.”

Zhang Yue shook his head: "Nonsense, the person who said this must have a problem with his brain.

If you don’t believe me, don’t you know how to do hip-hop dance? Show me how to do it now.”

The Erniu robot immediately did as he said, and a few cool moves demonstrated the beauty of strength to the fullest.

After the dance, the Erniu robot asked Zhang Yue: "How was my dance?"

Zhang Yue gave him a thumbs up: "Very good."

The Erniu robot was a little proud: "Now you admit that hip-hop dancing is amazing, right?"

Unexpectedly, Zhang Yue shook his head and said: "Street dance is indeed amazing, but it still cannot compare with square dance."

The Erniu robot was unconvinced and asked, "Why do you say that?"

Zhang Yue smiled slightly: "Want to know? Follow me!"

After saying that, he took the lead and quickly walked to the center of the square.

I saw a large group of aunts swaying left and right to the rhythm of the music.

After Zhang Yue arrived, he immediately started to follow the movements and soon became one with these aunts.

Seeing that Li Yang and Erniu Robot were still in a daze, he couldn't help but said, "What are you doing? Dance together!"

Li Yang was a little embarrassed.

As a typical college student and a new-era youth with four qualities, he has only one attitude towards square dancing, which is to stay away from it.

There's nothing I can do, it just looks too silly.

Anyway, every time someone danced, he would take a detour.

But today is different from before. Zhang Yue is his boss. If his boss asks him to jump, he has no choice but to jump.

So he had no choice but to stand beside Zhang Yue and start dancing.

Only the Erniu robot was still standing there stupidly.

Zhang Yue turned his head and looked at him: "What's wrong with you? Are you embarrassed?"

The Erniu robot's eyes flickered twice: "What does sorry mean?
I don't know how to do this square dance, why don't you teach me first, and then I can dance with you guys after I learn it."

Unexpectedly, Zhang Yue looked at him strangely and said, "Do you need to be taught how to dance square dance? You can learn it just by watching it for a few times."

The Erniu robot was stunned: "Really?"

"Of course. To be honest, I can't do square dancing like you. I've never done it before, but now I'm doing it very well, right?
As a robot, you are much smarter than me. Don't tell me you can't learn it!"

The Erniu robot was stunned for a moment. He looked at the dancers for a few times and suddenly realized: "So this is square dancing. I learned it."

After saying that, he immediately walked in front of Zhang Yue and started to swing his arms and kick his legs like him. His whole body immediately moved rhythmically.

After a moment, Zhang Yue smiled and asked, "How do you feel?"

The Erniu robot thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be OK!"

"So which do you think is better, street dance or square dance?"

"Of course, street dance is the best, as it has its own unique rhythm.

Square dancing is different, it seems very monotonous.”

"Really? I didn't expect you to be so dumb that you can't even tell the good from the bad of such an excellent dance."

The Erniu robot was unhappy: "Who said I can't tell good from bad? Square dancing is obviously just average."

Zhang Yue shook his head: "Then let's dance for a while, and you think about it carefully."

The Erniu robot was a little confused: "Such a simple principle is obvious at a glance, do I still need to think about it?"

But Zhang Yue ignored him and continued dancing.

Time passes bit by bit.

More and more people came to the square, and the exciting music attracted many children.

Most of these children were between three and four years old. They were accompanied by their grandparents and stood by and watched curiously.

Suddenly a little boy said to his grandmother: "I want to dance."

Then he took a staggering step, took a position and started jumping in an orderly manner.

Seeing how smart he was, he immediately received praise from people around him.

Seeing this, other children also became eager to try, and soon, seven or eight children formed a children's square dance group.

Seeing this, Zhang Yue turned his head and looked at the Erniu robot: "Didn't you just say that you are better at street dancing?
Then let me ask you, if you were a teacher, could you teach these kids to dance hip-hop?"

The Erniu robot quickly shook his head: "How is that possible? Street dance has certain requirements for a person's age, health, and body flexibility.

They are not even five years old, they definitely can’t handle it.”

Suddenly he thought of something, and his eyes lit up: "The reason why you say square dance is the most powerful king of dance is that it is suitable for all ages.

Not only is it easy to learn, but it’s also suitable for all ages? "

Zhang Yue nodded: "Yes, this is the biggest feature of square dancing.

Dance is an art, and the highest level of art is the participation of the entire nation.

The simplest way is to simplify complex issues, which is the key to the widespread dissemination of art.

Yes, street dance is good, but only young people like this kind of dance.

Young people only make up a small portion of the human population, so no matter how widely it spreads, it will never become a popular dance.”

The Erniu robot nodded: "I understand. Square dance is indeed the king of dances. It's amazing."

The three continued dancing.

Soon another group of middle-aged women came over.

They wanted to dance here too, but there was no place.

So I walked to the basketball court next to me and started jumping.

There were six or seven teenagers playing basketball on the basketball court.

However, due to the small number of people, these teenagers played in half court.

The square dance aunties were dancing in the other half, and everyone was at peace with each other.

But as more and more people came to dance, soon half of the basketball court was occupied by the aunts.

Some aunties arrived late and could only stand on the other half of the field.

Then these teenagers who were playing basketball discovered to their dismay that the more they played, the smaller the space they had for activities.

In the end, there was no room to move around.

One of the teenagers was holding a basketball and looking at the aunties, his face full of anger: "Can you please give way?
Can't you see we are playing basketball here? "

However, no matter what he said, the aunties continued to dance their square dance as if they didn't hear him.

The boy didn't expect that his words had no effect at all, and he instantly became even angrier.

He threw the basketball to the ground, suddenly walked quickly to the speaker and kicked over the speaker that was playing music.

His expression was filled with anger, and he shouted, "Dance, dance, I told you to dance, get the hell out of here!"

The music stopped suddenly.

A middle-aged lady's face immediately turned black.

She looked at the boy and asked, "Who told you to kick my speakers?"

The boy retorted: "I kicked it, what do you want?"

The aunt snorted, "What's the matter? Who is your master? You must compensate me for the stereo today."

The boy smiled coldly, turned around and was about to leave.

But the aunt grabbed his arm and wouldn't let him go.

The boy was so angry that he pushed the old lady to the ground.

The aunt didn’t expect the other party to dare to attack her, and she immediately became angry: “You little bastard, you are so lawless!
Today, I will teach you a lesson on behalf of your family."

After saying that, the aunt grabbed the boy by the collar and slapped him several times.

The boy wanted to resist, but found that the old lady in front of him was very strong and he was no match for her.

Seeing this, the other teenagers immediately gathered around.

And these aunties dancing square dance are not vegetarians either. There are more than twenty people in their group.

Don’t be fooled by the harmless appearance of these aunties, they are very fierce when they fight.

The teenagers were no match for them at all, and soon their faces were scratched and bleeding.

Seeing that they were outnumbered, the teenagers could only flee with the basketball in their arms.

As soon as they ran, these aunts instantly looked like victorious hens, with proud expressions on their faces:
"These little bastards dare to challenge me. Don't you see what I did in the past?"

"Humph, I was the provincial weightlifting champion. I could lift a 200-jin barbell easily. It would be a piece of cake for me to deal with you with just one hand."

They talked and laughed, not caring at all about the conflict just now, as if it was a common occurrence.

Seeing this, Erniu Robot couldn't help but say, "These aunties are too fierce, aren't they?"

Zhang Yue's forehead was sweating from watching this.

When he saw the conflict between the two sides just now, he thought that the aunt group would suffer a loss, but he didn't expect that these women would hide their true colors.

After thinking for a while, he patted Erniu on the shoulder and said, "This is what we call women are as good as men. Learn more from them!"

Erniu blinked his electronic eyes: "I see, this is also a kind of human sensibility, right?"

Zhang Yue was stunned and realized that the Erniu robot had misunderstood, but he was too lazy to explain.

After all, humans are complex animals, and Erniu is not wrong to say so.

The square dance continues.

Just as Zhang Yue was about to teach the robot a few more sentences, the music suddenly stopped and the scene became quiet.

Some people wondered: "What's going on?"

Immediately, an old lady walked over to check her speakers.

After struggling for a long time, there was still no sound from the speaker.

Just as I was wondering, the sound of a wooden fish suddenly rang out from the speaker that had been silent before.

Then, there was a voice full of the meaning of the emptiness of the four elements for monks: "Amitabha, Prajnaparamita, Om Mani Padme Hum." (End of this chapter)