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Chapter 820: Multi-faceted Contact
After hearing this voice, everyone looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.
Zhang Yue was also stunned. He looked up at the sky and thought blankly: Could it be that the Buddha appeared?
Li Yang suddenly took out a cigarette box from his pocket.
Then he took out three cigarettes, lit them with a lighter and handed them to Zhang Yue.
Zhang Yue looked surprised: "What are you doing?"
Li Yang said: "Didn't you say that the Buddha appeared? Why don't we worship the Buddha?"
Zhang Yue looked at him helplessly: "Use this thing to worship Buddha? Brother, I find that you are a talent!"
Then he waved his hands and said, "Put it away quickly. This is a modern society. How can we indulge in feudal superstition?"
Li Yang looked at Zhang Yue: "You really don't want to worship?"
Zhang Yue shook his head: "Nonsense, of course I won't."
Li Yang said: "Since you don't bow, then I will."
As he said this, he picked up the three cigarettes and began to bow to Zhang Yue.
Zhang Yue was startled and quickly dodged: "What are you doing?"
Li Yang said seriously: "Pray to the Buddha, Boss, you are my Buddha."
The corners of Zhang Yue's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
He originally thought this guy was a Buddhist, but he actually was just trying to flatter him. It had to be said that the flattery was really good, and it caught him off guard.
Just as I thought this, the sound of the speaker playing music on the ground changed again.
This time, we start directly with the ghost story.
The terrifying music, the eerie environment, and the fact that it was already nine o'clock in the evening, darkness had already enveloped the sky.
Even though Zhang Yue was quite brave, he still felt scared after hearing this.
The ghost story played for five minutes and then suddenly stopped, followed by a female voice shouting:
Ah... ah... ah!
The sound is a bit weird, a bit alternative, and most importantly, it is not suitable for children.
So much so that everyone in the square couldn't help but look over here.
The middle-aged aunt standing next to the speaker immediately realized that something was wrong.
She quickly reached out to turn off the speaker, but found that no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't turn it off. She was so anxious that she broke out in a sweat.
How is this going?
A middle-aged lady next to him was much more clear-headed. She quickly said, "Quickly remove the battery."
The aunt just now reached out her hand and pulled out the battery in no time, and the whole world became quiet in an instant.
Soon two security guards came over.
One of them questioned, "What's going on? Who told you to broadcast this kind of sound in public? You are committing a crime, don't you know?"
The middle-aged lady looked aggrieved: "I didn't put it on, it just started ringing suddenly.
I don’t know what happened, but my speakers suddenly went out of control.”
The security guard looked at her and said, "Is that your excuse? I'm telling you, it's useless!
Besides, even if your speakers are out of control, you can’t copy this kind of audio file to a USB drive, and spreading content that is not suitable for children will also be punished.”
The middle-aged lady said with a dark face: "I didn't make a copy, there is nothing like that in my speakers, God knows how it was played.
If you don’t believe me, you can open the USB drive and check it.”
The security guard waved his hands and said, "I'm not a policeman, so I'm not qualified to check you.
Okay, let's leave now.
You guys made such a big scene today that it's hard for me to understand, don't you think?"
The middle-aged woman nodded as if she had been pardoned and said, "Okay, I'll leave now."
After saying this, he quickly left with his speaker.
The other aunts also dispersed, and as for those who came to watch the fun, seeing that there was nothing to watch, they had no choice but to go their separate ways.
Soon, Zhang Yue and two others were the only ones left in the square.
The three of them looked at each other.
Li Yang couldn't help but say: "This world is too crazy. The square dance aunties were almost cracked down on."
Zhang Yue frowned and said, "It shouldn't be like this. They are just dancing, how could they do this?"
He always felt that something was wrong.
The Erniu robot suddenly said: "I just detected a special band signal."
Zhang Yue asked in surprise: "Band signal? What signal is it?"
The Erniu robot said: "It is the signal to control that speaker.
The other party controlled the speaker through the Bluetooth on the speaker, causing all its functions to fail.
Whether it was the Buddhist scriptures, ghost stories, or sounds not suitable for children, they were all released by this signal. "
Zhang Yue and Li Yang looked at each other and understood something instantly.
Li Yang smiled and said, "It should be those basketball players who did it. They just got hurt in the fight, so it's only natural for them to retaliate now."
Zhang Yue shook his head and said, "That's not necessarily true. Square dancing disturbing the public is not uncommon.
Especially in the residential area over there, the nearest one is only 50 meters away from here. As long as the music starts, the whole building can hear it.
It is natural for someone to buy this special jammer to interfere with the sound system.
And even if those basketball boys wanted to retaliate, they couldn’t do it so quickly.”
Li Yang nodded: "That's possible."
After hearing what they said, Erniu Robot couldn't help but ask, "What do you mean? Is there anyone who doesn't want them to dance square dance here?"
Zhang Yue nodded.
The Erniu robot was puzzled: "Why? Didn't you say this was the most popular of all the dances?"
Zhang Yue said: “This kind of dance is indeed the most popular, but being popular does not mean being liked.
Some people are most annoyed by others dancing in the square."
The Erniu robot was stunned for a moment: "You humans are really becoming more and more complicated."
Zhang Yue did not explain. He said to Li Yang, "It's getting late. You should go home first."
Li Yang was stunned: "Boss, aren't you leaving?"
Zhang Yue nodded: "Today's mission is not completed yet, I can't leave yet."
Li Yang asked: "What mission?"
Zhang Yue pointed at the Erniu robot and said, "I'm going to take him to the supermarket. He needs some experience there, too."
Li Yang said: "Then I will go with you."
Zhang Yue shook his head: "That's not necessary. Besides, you are not at October Food Factory now, so I can't give you overtime pay."
Li Yang waved his hands quickly: "Boss, you are too polite.
I am already very satisfied with such a high salary, why do I need overtime pay?
Let's go to the supermarket, right? I don't know which supermarket to go to, I'll lead the way. "
Zhang Yue said: "Any supermarket will do, but a newly opened one is best."
Li Yang immediately took out his phone to search and quickly selected one: "There is a Carrefour here, it just opened today, we can go and have a look."
Zhang Yue nodded and said to the Erniu robot, "Let's go."
Erniu Robot has no concept of overtime. When Zhang Yue asked him to go, he naturally followed behind.
Soon the three of them arrived at the entrance of the supermarket. Li Yang wanted to go in but was stopped by Zhang Yue: "Wait, we are not going inside."
Li Yang was stunned: "If not inside, where else can we go?"
Zhang Yue pointed to a long queue nearby and said with a smile: "Of course we have to queue here."
Li Yang was stunned for a moment, then looked stunned: "Line up here, this seems to be where you get the eggs, right?"
Zhang Yue nodded: "Yes, we are here today to get eggs."
After saying that, he patted the Erniu robot on the shoulder and said, "Let's go and get the eggs."
The Erniu robot was a little confused: "Get eggs? What do you want to do with eggs?"
Zhang Yue smiled slightly and did not explain: "If you want to know why, you have to discover it yourself."
The Erniu robot nodded and walked quickly to the back of the team. A middle-aged lady saw Erniu and asked curiously, "Are you the very smart robot mentioned in the news?"
Erniu's eyes flickered twice: "Hello, my name is Erniu. I don't know if I'm smart or not."
The middle-aged lady smiled and said, "Whether you are smart or not depends on your IQ. What is your IQ?"
The Erniu robot said: "Not too high, about 20,000."
The middle-aged lady smiled and said, "With an IQ of 20,000, you are definitely very smart."
The Erniu robot was a little embarrassed: "Really? Thanks for the compliment. But I think I'm pretty average."
Middle-aged aunt: "Don't be modest. If you want to know whether you are smart or not, just take a test and you will know.
Let me ask you a question.
What can't be seen but can be touched, and what would scare people if they can't touch it?"
The Erniu robot was stunned. He thought for a long time before asking tentatively: "Is it a ghost?"
The middle-aged lady was helpless: "You are a robot and you believe in these weird things.
Besides, even if there are ghosts in this world, they should be visible. Are you sure you can touch invisible ghosts?"
The robot shook its head. "Then I don't know."
The middle-aged lady laughed and said, "It's very simple, the answer is pulse.
The pulse can be felt even though it cannot be seen. If it cannot be felt, it means the person is dead, which would definitely scare people."
The Erniu robot suddenly realized: "I see. I understand. It seems I am not smart enough."
The middle-aged lady shook her head: "That's not necessarily true. Let me ask you another question.
As a couple, they all have one thing in common. What do you think that commonality is?"
The Erniu robot's eyes lit up: "I know this, we love each other."
The middle-aged aunt looked at him and said, "Do married couples necessarily love each other? Most of the time, both parties are just compromising, so it's not right. Think about it again."
The Erniu robot shook his head: "Then I really can't think of it."
The middle-aged lady laughed and said, "How silly! The common point of every couple is of course that they get married on the same day of the same month of the same year."
Erniu was a little embarrassed: "The answer is so simple, I am really too stupid."
"Isn't that why I said you are so smart?"
The Erniu robot was stunned for a long time: "So the three words 'very smart' are actually antonyms?"
The middle-aged lady looked at him strangely: "You just realized it now? You said your IQ is 20,000, but I don't think you have even 20."
When the middle-aged aunt was talking to the Erniu robot, everyone else turned their heads to watch curiously.
Seeing this, he immediately laughed out loud.
Someone asked: "Erniu, you don't need to be discouraged, because you are already very smart."
Erniu flashed his electronic eyes twice: "Thank you for your comfort, but why do I feel like you are being sarcastic?"
"How can I be sarcastic? I'm speaking from the heart. By the way, why are you queuing here?"
The Erniu robot said: "Of course I'll get the eggs."
After these words were spoken, everyone's expressions became strange again.
The man couldn't help but say, "I didn't expect robots also like to take advantage."
The Erniu robot immediately said: "Why can't robots take advantage?
People are selfish and they always think about themselves first when doing things.
Haven't you heard the saying, "If you are poor, you should take care of yourself; if you are rich, you should help the world."
I am a poor robot, so I must think of myself first in everything. "
After these words were spoken, everyone laughed again.
The man asked again: "You think this is easy to understand, but I am curious.
As a robot, you don't need to eat, so it's useless even if you get eggs, right?"
Erniu Robot: “You don’t understand this.
What is an egg? From an economic point of view, it is a commodity.
Commodities have their own value.
I can sell these eggs for money, and then use the proceeds to recharge my phone.
I don't eat eggs, but I need to recharge!
You may think I am talking to you in a relaxed manner, but in just a moment, an egg is gone. "
Everyone gave him a thumbs up:
"So that's how it is. Now I believe your IQ is 20,000."
"Definitely 20,000. It's really amazing to be able to train a robot to this level."
"Erniu, can I ask you another question?"
Erniu: "What's the problem?"
“What company made you? How much does it cost to buy one?
If it's not expensive, I'd like to buy one so I don't have to queue up when I get my eggs."
The Erniu robot turned around and was about to look at Zhang Yue, but found that the other party had disappeared at some point.
It was not until an hour later when the Erniu robot left the supermarket carrying a bag of eggs that Zhang Yue and Li Yang came out smiling.
The Erniu robot immediately couldn't help but complain: "Where did you two go just now? I couldn't find you no matter how hard I looked."
Zhang Yue said: "We are watching you not far away!"
The Erniu robot was puzzled: "You are watching me from a distance, why don't you join me?"
Zhang Yue thought to himself: If a young man like me goes over to get the eggs, I will definitely be looked down upon. Wouldn’t I be a fool if I go with you?
But when the words came to my lips, they became: “Of course it’s to test you.
As a good robot, you must be able to be independent and autonomous, instead of relying on me for everything.
Just like a child will leave his parents one day. "
The Erniu robot suddenly realized: "So that's how it is. I understand."
Zhang Yue asked: "How does it feel to collect eggs? Did you gain anything?"
Erniu Robot: "Of course there are gains, and the gains are very great."
Zhang Yue was a little curious: "Really? Can you tell me more about it?"
The Erniu robot said: "First of all, I found that I have become smarter. If you don't believe me, you will definitely not be able to answer a question I ask you."
Zhang Yue said: "You ask."
The Erniu robot said: "Every couple has one thing in common. Do you know what it is?"
Zhang Yue said: "Of course we got married on the same day of the same month of the same year."
The Erniu robot was stunned: "How...how did you know?"
Zhang Yue chuckled: "Such a simple question can be figured out with just your toes."
The Erniu robot was a little unconvinced: "Then let me ask you another question, what is something that you can't see but can be touched, and what if you can't touch it but it will scare people?"
Zhang Yue didn't hesitate at all: "It's a pulse, what else could it be?"
The Erniu robot was stunned for a moment. He felt that the situation was beyond his expectations.
Zhang Yue smiled and said, “Since you asked me two questions, I will ask you one too.
What is something that everyone doesn’t like to eat?”
The Erniu robot fell into a stagnation again. After a long while, he shook his head and said, "I don't know."
Li Yang beside him couldn't help but say: "Stupid, of course you're at a disadvantage, do you like to suffer losses?"
The Erniu robot was silent for a long time before he said, "It seems that I am still the dumbest one."
Zhang Yue said, "Don't say that. You are not stupid at all, because I have evidence."
The Erniu robot was stunned: "Evidence? What evidence?"
Zhang Yue smiled and said, "Didn't you just go to get the eggs?
I asked you what you had gained, and you answered for a long time but none of your answers were correct.
Your biggest gain today is actually something you get for nothing.
How can someone who gets something for nothing be stupid?" (End of this chapter)
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