Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 201 Du Kang: Don't panic, I will make a move

When he closed and opened his eyes, Du Kang saw the familiar ceiling.

"The plan was successful!"

Checking his dantian, as expected, Du Kang found the bottle of wine he had brought back.

This plan actually came out of Du Kang's mind after the truth about Yue Lao came to light—mainly because he had no chance to run away before. Come back and decide for yourself when to come back.

As for why you have to run... nonsense, if the verification is successful, then you don't know how much debt you have!No matter how much he believed in his inner intuition, Du Kang was unwilling to bet such a big one all at once.

One or two substitutes is a good thing, but tens of thousands piled up will make people's scalp numb.

Although Du Kang still feels that he is not, what if?
If it is true, then theoretically speaking, the wine originally came from him, and it is not a big problem to take it and run away, and it also avoids being chased by the gods in the heaven.

If not, then find another bottle and return it to Taiyin Xingjun in the future, at worst, just help pay off the debt on behalf of the class.Du Kang reckoned that with his own name, although he was not the God of Dionysus, he should have a considerable relationship with God of Dionysus. Wouldn't it be easy to get a bottle of wine?

"What plan is successful?" Xiaoxuan asked curiously from the side.

"Um... nothing, just a sentence that suddenly came to mind." Du Kang chose to change the subject, "By the way, what about Xiaoye?"

After doing such a thing, Du Kang still felt somewhat guilty.

"Xiaoye felt that it was unhealthy to eat takeaway all the time, so he planned to go out to buy some food and come back to cook."

Xiaoxuan flicked her tail, "According to what she said, in the past few days, she has watched no less than [-] T cooking videos, browsed millions of recipes and experience summaries. In terms of theory, it has reached the point of 'you can make delicious meals', and I am ready to start to practice the true knowledge, and I will give you a surprise by the way."

"Oh, so it's like this..." Du Kang nodded after hearing the words, quite relieved, and then suddenly realized.

"Wait, go out to buy groceries?"

"Ang, that's right," Xiaoxuan comforted Du Kang when he saw Du Kang's expression, "Don't worry, Xiaoye has cash on her, and I also lent her my mobile phone, just scan the QR code to pay. , She is more proficient at this thing than I am... Don't worry about safety issues, after being enlightened by you, she can use spells, and she can't get close to 50 people! Even if she has a gun or something, she can easily escape. "

"Here in Huaguo, there is basically no need to worry about encountering firearms and other issues. In fact, I am not thinking about these aspects." Du Kang looked a little strange, "I am just a little worried about her being on the trending list..."

You know, when Du Kang pinched Xiao Ye's face, he pinched it according to Jerusalem...Of course, he didn't directly reproduce the original one-to-one, but made some changes to make it resemble in spirit but not in shape.At the same time, after Xiaoye's cultivation reaches a certain level, he can change by himself.

But a quick glance is still reminiscent.

Suddenly saw a Jerusalem on the street?

It is unlikely that such things as Japan’s idiots will follow in China, but it is a routine operation to shoot a video and share it, and then Jerusalem will go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and meat, and prepare to go home to cook, a good wife and kind Mother's appearance... I'm afraid she will be envied to death in an instant, right?

Thinking about it this way, what's going on?

While thinking this way, Du Kang's consciousness was also scanning Xiaoye's figure, and he was already on his way back. It was different from the link where he deliberately created conflicts and caused conflicts, and then let the protagonist come forward to pretend to slap his face. There was no trouble at all, and there was no difficulty at all with two big bags of various vegetables in hand.

"It's really well prepared." Du Kang said with emotion.

This is of course not Xiaoye, but some people walking beside Xiaoye in the costumes and postures of passers-by... Although those disguises are invisible to ordinary people, to Du Kang, they can be seen through at a glance, such as miniature Headset and well-trained physical fitness, as well as special equipment to carry, etc.

Obviously, there is no need to ask, these are official people, and the task is probably to hide and protect Xiaoye from any unexpected situations.

As for how the official knew that Xiao Ye had something to do with him, this is not surprising to Du Kang—he and the official reached a consensus without communicating about this aspect, that is, without affecting his life and prying into his privacy Proper monitoring in the event of an accident...in fact, "protection" is more appropriate.

Although Du Kang is not afraid of the flies that may exist, sometimes the existence of flies is annoying, and it is even more dirty to slap them to death. The official is also worried that there may be people with brain problems that will provoke Du Kang, leading to bad relationships or even more extreme situations. , so it is most appropriate for them to take action to solve it, but it can be said that it hit it off.

As for the detailed measures, there are many.

For example, the corridors and the community are full of surveillance cameras, and all other places except Du Kang’s residence are under control; personnel protection is arranged, for example, some idle houses in this old community are gradually becoming full; The residents found that the elderly guards in the community had changed back to the kind of strong young guards when they sold the property. They even worked three shifts a day, two people at a time, and worked hard every day to handle everything in an orderly manner...

Therefore, the official must know that Xiaoye came out of Du Kang's house, and the subsequent protection is reasonable.

After expressing his emotions here, Du Kang picked up his mobile phone and clicked on WeChat. Sure enough, Han Wei found a few more messages sent not long ago, saying that if it is convenient, can you confirm Xiaoye's identity? I need help to handle the ID card and other documents like I did for Xiaoxuan at that time.

In the end, this explained the situation on Mount Hua, saying that the phenomena of heaven and earth are appearing more and more frequently, and each time the scale is larger than the last one.

Du Kang chose to make a voice call, and was connected within two seconds.

"Hey, good morning Bu Han, I just woke up, I didn't have time to see your message before." Du Kang laughed.

After some greetings, Du Kang began to talk about business.

"About Xiaoye's identity document, I really need to ask Han Bu to help me. As for the name..."

Du Kang paused, Xiaoye's ID could never really be called Xiaoye, but if he had to choose a name, it would be too much torture for Du Kang, who suffers from the abolition of names and difficulty in choosing.

"I'll talk about the name later." Du Kang decided to leave the matter of naming to Xiao Ye himself. ?”

"This... I can't describe it verbally, but we have launched an official live broadcast. You can watch it on any live broadcast software. It should be on the most obvious recommendation on the first-level page." Han Wei said.

"Oh? Is it so straightforward?" Du Kang said, turned on the tablet, and clicked on a live broadcast software. The response process was complete, and Du Kang went directly to the live broadcast room with a single click, and the endless scrolling barrage made people dizzy and dazzled.

"Since it's been decided to make it public, there's no need to cover up these things. Besides, it's a good thing anyway, and it just happens to show muscles abroad and domestically." Han Wei laughed.

"Especially the Laomei side, which has been moving very frequently recently. All kinds of submarines and aircraft carriers have surrounded us. On the other side, they are also trying to exchange some high-end technical exchanges and mechanical sanctions lists."

"A carrot in one hand and a big stick in the other, you probably didn't agree?" Du Kang said.

"Of course not, the old Americans have no sincerity at all, the technologies and sanctions lists exchanged are no different from treating us as fools.

Furthermore, after the recovery of the spiritual energy, apart from what you did yesterday, you have not seen any other real super combat power. It is impossible for them to give up their greatest advantage at present, and even if they have seen it, they probably won't... …Our guess here is that they'll just opt ​​for robbery. "Han Wei replied.

"Besides, even if their brains are pumped and they completely let go of technology and machinery, it is impossible for our side to agree... The one-step overtaking opportunity we finally got, if we let it out like this, it will be estimated in the future It is to be scolded to death.

However, after you made the move, the other party was obviously anxious.We are preparing to exchange some high-end products, that is, the cultivation cheats that can be found directly on the Internet, in exchange for something. "

"Are they willing to change this?" Du Kang was a little puzzled, Lao Mei was not a fool.

"Although they can find it directly on the Internet, they can't understand the real core. We can add something casually to say that it is the core mentality... After all, we are the authority in this regard, and it's time to turn them around. "

Han Wei explained: "It's a good thing to be able to fool around a bit. We will screen out those less important things in advance to exchange for things that are urgently needed now. There are some restrictions on technology...

Another is that they actually have other channels to obtain similar things, such as some small countries in Southeast Asia and Europe. According to our intelligence personnel's investigation, they also have some inheritance, but because the level of secrecy is too high, there is no way to get it. It is speculated that it should be related to the local gods, myths and legends. "

"Very good." Du Kang nodded, and added, "However, after the recovery of spiritual energy, it is necessary to popularize practice, and the development of science and technology cannot be left behind... Maybe there will be some changes at that time, and practitioners may be restricted by shackles , but technology certainly won’t.”

"What do you mean?" Han Wei suddenly became serious, "After cultivating monks, they will be bound by some rules that we don't know yet?"

"Yes, since ancient times, spiritual energy has always existed, and it was not cut off until modern times, and then it has been revived now... During this period, there were naturally countless immortal monks, but how many times have you seen them interfere with various things in the world? ?”

Du Kang said: "As long as gods and monks are not allowed to interfere in the human world at will, unless there are things that are also beyond the usual level to make trouble... This is a rule among practitioners.

Of course, this is just a previous rule, and I don't know if it will change now, so I still have to grasp it with both hands. "

"...I understand." Han Wei took a deep breath and replied, "It means that if some gods are revived, it may affect reality?"

"Immortals are supposed to be responsible for managing some things in the mortal world, but there are also many rules and restrictions. Each of the immortals performs their own duties. Guan Yu, the emperor of the Three Realms, subdues demons and eliminates demons. The old moon brings marriage to mortals..."

Du Kang knew what Han Wei was worried about, and said, "Don't worry about the gods having a major impact on the general direction of human society, let alone the level of manipulation."

"Why?" Han Wei asked subconsciously, and then hastily added, "It's not that I don't believe you, but I need to explain to the higher-ups...if it can be answered?"

"If there is such a day, then, don't panic." Du Kang thought for a while, and changed his words temporarily.

"Because I can make a move."

……

Guicheng, on Maoer Mountain.

A ray of red light suddenly appeared in midair, which represented the opening of a space channel.

This vision is only fleeting, and Maoershan has been surrounded, so there is no one at this time, so it is naturally not discovered.

The red light dissipated, and a white-haired old man in common clothes suddenly appeared on Maoer Mountain, shaking his head and looking a little dizzy.

"Oh, it's finally time, Lord Taiyin Xing is really, after so many days, I still don't forget this, isn't it just a bottle of wine that was taken away? If a person is a Dionysus, the wine is someone else's in the first place. , It doesn't make sense to pursue it... But it's a good thing if I can find it, maybe I can steal a few bottles of wine with it..." The old man couldn't help swallowing while talking.

Having said all that, I believe most people have already guessed that the old man who suddenly appeared on Maoer Mountain is none other than Yuelao.

"It's just that I have to go to work early, it's really troublesome. I shouldn't drink that bottle of wine secretly at that time, anyway, I can meet the Dionysus later... No, if I don't drink secretly, the marriage of the three saints will not be messed up, and naturally it will not be. Meet Dionysus..."

Yuelao shook his head and sighed, and a book appeared in his hand—it was the one Du Kang had seen before. Fortunately, Du Kang did not make the mistake of substituting for the land owner, and took away the land seal like he took away the land seal. Take this book away, otherwise Yue Lao will be in big trouble.

"Let me take a look at the marriages of these people now. I don't know what changes have taken place in this world after so many days..."

Yuelao watched and nodded slowly. Gradually, his movements became slower and slower, and his originally relaxed expression began to become more and more dignified. At the end, he froze in place.

After a while, the book slipped from his hand and fell to the ground.

Yuelao's miserable cry, which can be said to be "wailing", resounded through Maoer Mountain.

"What are these!"

PS: Shared diary ↓
　I'm so stupid, really.

　　I just know that if I don’t surf the Internet or go out, I won’t be sprinkled with dog food. I didn’t expect that the saying “When a person sits at home, dog food comes from the sky” is also true.

　　The thing is, today, I ordered a takeaway.

　　Takeaway was delivered, which was nice.

　　But the moment I opened the door, everything went wrong.

　　Because the food delivery is a man and a woman, and they are still hugging each other!
　　Damn!
　　At that moment, I, who had never given a bad review, almost had evil thoughts in my heart and turned into a devil...

　　Too much deception, too much deception!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)