Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 202 About Yuelao who went to Hyundai early to work was NTR again

"What? An old man suddenly appeared on Mao'er Mountain. He said something you didn't understand, and he seemed to have extraordinary means, but his mental state seemed a little abnormal?"

It wasn’t long before I hung up the phone with Han Wei. Du Kang just welcomed Xiaoye back. After some encouragement, he admired the theoretical chef’s start of work and was looking forward to the results of the practice. Suddenly, he received a call from Han Wei. .

Out of curiosity, Du Kang's spirit merged with the earth's veins, and he unfolded his consciousness. In an instant, he was sitting at home, with a radius of ten thousand miles under his control, and immediately locked on to the old man Han Wei was talking about.

There are not many people on Maoershan now, and the spiritual power reaction of the old man is much stronger than other people, like a spotlight shining in the sky in the dark... It is so conspicuous that it can no longer be seen. conspicuous.

At first glance, Du Kang felt that this spiritual power reaction was somewhat familiar, as if he had only come into contact with it not long ago.Then he descended directly to the scene with spiritual power incarnation.

"Be careful, someone suddenly appeared!" The soldiers at the scene shouted after noticing the sudden appearance of Du Kang.

"It's one of our own." The commander quickly sent feedback.

Du Kang smiled towards this side, nodded his head, and then turned his gaze to the old man who was sitting slumped on the ground with loose white hair and looked a little dazed.

After arriving here, Du Kang already recognized the old man's identity.

I also understand why other people say that the old man can't understand what the old man said... Here in Huaguo, dialects may be incomprehensible to each other across a village, let alone when a person speaks ancient times. Time for language.

Du Kang could understand it because he had installed a permanent language and voice module in the system from the very beginning, allowing him to communicate unimpeded no matter what age he was facing.The text is even easier to read.

There is one thing to say, this ability should be a miracle in archaeology.

"Old Yue, what's wrong with you?" Du Kang said, walking forward.

When Du Kang spoke, he didn't deliberately cover it up, his voice was enough for others to hear, so all the staff members looked at each other, and they all saw the shock in each other's eyes.

Yuelao, this is not a mountain god like Xiaoxuan that almost no one has heard of, it can be said to be a household name!

After all, who doesn't want to have a good marriage?
Does the appearance of immortals of this level mean that the large-scale recovery of immortals has begun?
"Retreat, leave space." The commander issued an order, and soon Du Kang and Yuelao were the only ones present.

"Yuelao, Yuelao?" Seeing that Yuelao didn't respond to his call, Du Kang couldn't help feeling a little worried.

Then he took out the bottle of wine, shook it in front of his eyes, and put it away in an instant.

An old hand stopped awkwardly at the place where the bottle of wine used to be, and the sharp wind came later.

"Hey, Yuelao is doing well!" Du Kang looked at him with a half-smile.

"Cough cough." Yue Lao coughed twice, retracted his hand, trying to pretend nothing happened, "What happened before? I don't quite remember."

"I don't know why Yue Lao looked so distraught before. It couldn't really be because of this bottle of bar in my hand?" Du Kang didn't hold on to this point. already know.

"By the way, it doesn't seem to be the day when the Heavenly Court is officially opened. Yue Lao is...going to work early? Didn't he go to the Heavenly Court when the spiritual energy was cut off? Or did he come early by some means?"

Du Kang still knows whether the Heavenly Court is open or not, and there will definitely be some big movements that attract the world's attention, and the gods in various places should be revived one after another.

"Oh, Mr. Du is really smart, and he said it right away." Elder Yue sighed, shook his head slightly, and said, "I was forced to leave the Heavenly Court early and come to the mortal world because of the previous incident. It's not the day when you officially go to work, so if you go to work early, one day of work is equivalent to three days when you officially go to work..."

"Good guy, do you pay three times the overtime salary during the holidays?" Du Kang thought to himself, his face was a little weird, this rule is so familiar... It seems that few companies can do it.

Especially for state-owned enterprises, Du Kang only learned about related matters after listening to friends complaining about them. For example, state-owned enterprises do not get paid for overtime work, because "state-owned enterprises do not allow overtime work"...so those employees who do overtime work are "voluntary labor".

"So the thing that made you lose your mind has something to do with your work?" Du Kang guessed according to Yuelao's words, and thought for a while, "Is the work too intense?"

"Oh, that's exactly it... wait, Mr. Du, how do you know? Could it be that you manipulated my natal magic weapon again? I didn't even take it out this time, and I even took special upgrade measures before! "Yue Lao sighed halfway, and suddenly became nervous.

"Don't get me wrong, am I the kind of person who casually touches other people's natal artifacts? The last time was purely an accident." Du Kang waved his hand, met Yuelao's unbelieving eyes, and moved calmly Topic, "As for how I know Yuelao you work hard, of course it's because I know how many people there are in the world in this era."

Yuelao's job is to draw red lines and determine marriages for people. The intensity of this work can be said to be directly linked to the number of people, and the current total population, if only counted in China, is 14 billion!

I don't know how many times the number of people in ancient times has doubled.

"Exactly, what kind of era is this that can accommodate so many people at the same time? And there is basically no need to worry about food and clothing!" Yuelao sighed.

"Wait, Yuelao, you know that it's okay for so many people to exist at the same time... How did you know that you don't need to worry about food and clothing?" Du Kang was a little puzzled, could it be that Yuelao had figured out in such a short period of time? The basic situation of modern times?It seems that there is no such ability.

"This is about what I have to do in this job, and it is also the fundamental reason why I behaved like that before." Elder Yue sighed, "Young Master Du, do you understand what marriage is?"

"Marriage...is the fate of marriage?" Du Kang explained in words.

"Yes, and no," Yuelao explained, "it's the fate of marriage, but it doesn't necessarily lead to marriage in every paragraph. It's not so much marriage, it's not that it makes love more appropriate, but anyone who has love experience , there will be a red line between the two, the difference lies in the length and thickness of the red line, and when it will be disconnected..."

"Hiss!" Du Kang only heard half of it, and he sucked in a breath of cold air.

In ancient times, most men and women may get married "by the order of their parents and the words of the matchmaker", and then they will go all the way to the end.

But now... this is free love!

It's not that Du Kang thinks free love is bad. As a modern person with normal values, he thinks free love is a very reasonable way, which can avoid many problems.If you find that it is not suitable, you can break up in time. It will not be like in ancient times, once you make a wrong choice, there is basically no room for regret.

However, from Yuelao's point of view, this is quite terrifying.

After all, free love means that separation and reunion are quite normal things, and according to Yuelao, even if you don't get married until the end, falling in love is still a red line, so...

The number of people has already doubled by an unknown number of times, and each individual has at least a few love affairs, and the multiple is multiplied by the multiple. Compared with Yuelao's previous workload, this number is probably astronomical. Numbers!

"Come on, Yuelao, I believe you can do it, isn't it just hundreds of thousands of times more work?" Du Kang chose to set up Yuelao with admiring eyes and tone.

If it is a class with a small workload, Du Kang can even do it free of charge, and it is right to make friends during work and vacation, and it even tastes like paying to go to work.But this workload?Du Kang can only say I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll wait until I die, and I will leave.

So of course it was a compliment in advance, so that Yuelao couldn't speak.

"Oh, it's hard, it's really hard!" Yuelaochang sighed, "I just glanced at it for a while, and I found it very troublesome. When I really want to get started, I don't know what will happen. It's more difficult, of course, if you give me some good wine, maybe the work efficiency will be much higher..."

This map of Yan Kingdom is really too short.

"Don't mention it, the current situation is already chaotic. If you let you drink alcohol, wouldn't it be more chaotic?" Du Kang waved his hand and directly cut off Yuelao's thoughts, "Of course, if Yuelao really wants to If you want to drink, I can give you some mortal wine, and I should be able to arrange it for you at that time."

Ordinary wine, immortals can also get drunk, but they need some means to shield their resistance to alcohol, and they can instantly sober up when needed. Theoretically, it will not affect work at all, unlike immortal wine That way, being drunk means being really drunk, not just yelling that I'm not drunk or using some spells that can be easily resolved.

"That's fine too." Yue Lao quickly agreed, "It just so happens that this mortal world has become so prosperous, and the wine industry must have developed well. Maybe tasting it will also bring surprises."

"Co-author, that's the idea you made at the beginning." Du Kang was speechless.

Can it be said that the hearts of these gods are dark?

But it's not a big problem, anyway, he doesn't have to pay for the wine... A god who likes to drink can still be called Yuelao, a household name, Han Wei and the others will definitely like it.Du Kang guessed that what they were afraid of was not that the gods had preferences, but that the gods did not like them.

"Speaking of which, Yue Lao is your natal magic weapon, is this book?" Du Kang asked curiously, "I remember that I could see that time point and the marriages of some people before through this book, and it's the same now, right? ? Otherwise, Yuelao, you wouldn’t be able to realize your workload all at once.”

"That's true...the ability of this book is to check the marriage status of everyone in the world at the same time." Yue Lao nodded.

"Then can I use it? I want to see a friend's marriage." Du Kang said.

"Lend it to you? Mr. Du, I didn't say it. Although this book has been successfully used by you before, it's because I haven't gone to the Taishang Laojun who is in charge of upgrading the magic weapon to upgrade it for a long time. Until that time Afterwards, I went to the Taishang Laojun and asked him to re-sacrifice this book. This time, even if I lend you this book, you will not be able to use it to see what you want to read thing……"

Yuelao pinched his beard, with an expression of "If you want to use it, you have to ask me", it seems that he still hasn't given up the opportunity to get some wine from Du Kang.

"Why don't you let me try first?" Du Kang smiled, of course he couldn't be blackmailed so easily.

"This..." Yuelao hesitated for a moment.

"Could it be that Yue Lao still can't trust Taishang Laojun's skills?" Du Kang asked with a smile.

"Of course I can believe it!" You can't keep those words on your back, Yuelao responded instantly, "I'm just ashamed to embarrass you, Mr. Du... But since you are so persistent, then try it!"

Said, Yue Lao handed the book of marriage to Du Kang, pretending to be indifferent, as if Du Kang's behavior is completely "do not hit the south wall and do not look back".

Du Kang took the book of marriage, opened it, and then input spiritual power according to the previous method.

It’s still a familiar process, it’s still a familiar feeling... No, this time Du Kang can clearly feel that the Book of Marriage has added a powerful detection measure. It's similar to adding a lock, except that the material of this lock basically cannot be penetrated by force, and it cannot be bypassed.

Then, Du Kang passed by like that, familiar with the road, just like returning to his own home, the "lock" played the role it should have when it was originally set, but Du Kang's spiritual power was like a "key" that was originally qualified. "It's the same among them, easily unlock and pass.

The Book of Marriage was lit up, and began to be flipped and manipulated according to Du Kang's wishes.

"Eh..." Du Kang raised his head to look at Yuelao, wanting to speak, but after seeing Yuelao's staring eyes like copper bells and his mouth that was too wide to close, he felt that he had made such an almost It is better not to say anything when doing the same operation as face-to-face NTR, otherwise it is very likely that Yuelao's mentality will be completely collapsed.

What's more, if you count the previous one, this is the second time...

It doesn't matter if it collapses completely, I'm afraid that Renyue will take the opportunity to make trouble, saying "my mentality has exploded, and I need someone to replace him", and then let Du Kang take over his job... This kind of thing, based on previous performance, Du Kang I think Yue Lao is very likely to be able to do it!
Lowering his head again, Du Kang chose to start searching for the information he wanted.

The Book of Marriage is worthy of being a talisman of the old moon, and even the production and upgrading process requires the hands of the Taishang Laojun himself. It can synchronize the marriage information of everyone in the world. In theory, it is even at the same level as the Book of Life and Death. Already... if you add the red line of marriage and the wooden identity card.

Du Kang first took a look at Ning Caicheng's marriage in this life, and sure enough, there is one and only Nie Xiaoqian, A Piao.

It seems that the Neptune he met before is not counted in the marriage?Yes, that is one-sided, maybe Nie Yuan is more appropriate.

Du Kang paused, and then he did something that he wanted to do when he met Yuelao for the first time, but it was destined to be impossible to succeed at that time——

He enters his information.

　Ulla!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)