Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 203

Checking his marriage, Du Kang actually wanted to do this when he met Yuelao, but unfortunately he didn't have the opportunity before.

In fact, if you put a book of marriage in front of you, 90.00% of people over five will not be able to help but look it up. Those who already have a relationship want to make sure that they are not wrong, and those who have not yet want to find true love...Of course, If there is an object and the results are checked, it is found that there are other marriages in the future, then the situation will be a little embarrassing.

"Let me see..." Du Kang entered his information with a feeling of anxiety or excitement.

The pages of the book suddenly became stiff like a machine that hadn't been oiled for a long time. It was no longer as smooth as before, and it was unknown what went wrong.

However, under Du Kang's insistence, some handwriting slowly emerged on the blank pages of the book—the information on it was Du Kang himself.

However, when the marriage information was supposed to emerge next, the pages of the book were completely stuck, and they refused to reveal even a dot of ink.

"Yuelao, what happens if the marriage information doesn't appear after my friend's information appears?" Du Kang asked Yuelao.

Yuelao has returned to normal after being shocked and absent-minded for a period of time. I don't know what kind of psychological construction he has done for himself. Maybe he has paved the way for the first face-to-face NTR, so this time it is easy to accept It's one o'clock.After all, the great so-and-so Wozsky Schuder once said that many things are like women's clothing, which can only vary from zero times to an infinite number of times.

"Mr. Du, the appearance of your friend's information means that you have found him. At this time, if the marriage information does not appear, there is generally only one possibility." Yue Lao squeezed his beard and said with emotion, "This person may be a demon. Gu Xing, I have never been married in my life! Mr. Du, which friend's information are you looking up? I haven't met many such miserable people in my work for so long."

Du Kang's face was slightly dark.

"What Yuelao said just now is general, so there are special circumstances?" Du Kang still didn't give up.

On the one hand, he has confidence in himself, and on the other hand, he is holding the Book of Marriage, and he feels feedback when manipulating it. He can clearly feel that the Book of Marriage is not stuck because there is nothing left to write, but rather …It is difficult to write what I want to write. It is a bit like the opening is so big, and the specifications of the goods to be shipped next exceed the standard, giving the feeling that all the exits are blocked.

"Of course there are special circumstances, but they are much rarer than the situation of the lone star of Tiansha." Yue Lao nodded and said, "Mr. Du must also know that my marriage book is about In theory, life and marriage can be found by all living beings in the world, but in reality there must be some that cannot be presented.

Just like some flying insects and beasts that are too small and do not have independent complete intelligence, they are not counted here because they are too low, and my scope of work is not responsible for them.

There are also some that are too powerful, whether it is their origin or their own strength, they are beyond the power of divination and fortune, and they are not powers that others can calculate at will... Information about these powers is a person's personal privacy, no matter who they are Aspects, or even indirect ones, may be blocked. In this case, the Book of Marriage will not be displayed.

I don't know what kind of possibility Du Gongzi your friend is, if you can let me take a look..."

"That's unnecessary." Du Kang quickly cleared the information... along with the search records.

Although I haven't used it a few times, this kind of manipulation at will can make Du Kang's control over the Book of Marriage rise to a higher level, so clearing the records is just a thought... As for why I can remember to do it At this point, it is not so much a good memory as an excellent instinct.

After possessing this instinct, in case of any accident, there is no need to worry about whether the browsing history in the phone is not deleted, as the saying goes, "Keep your innocence in the world"!

"According to the current situation, the situation I encountered should most likely be the third one." Du Kang, whose body was still at home, thought to himself.

This is the advantage of the incarnation of spiritual power outside his body. He can wait for the "Xiaoye Special Chef" to cook at home and communicate with Yuelao in Maoershan, which is tens of kilometers away, at the same time.Of course, his current limit is far more than that.

"But the problem is that my own information obviously appeared on the page. Although it was a bit difficult, it finally appeared, and the marriage information did not appear... It doesn't mean that all the people involved in my marriage are the kind of 'jump out' Outside of the Three Realms, not within the Five Elements' level of power?"

Du Kang's expression was slightly weird. When he thought of this, he thought of Ning Caichen back then. With a mortal body, he was able to deal with dozens or dozens of big monsters like a fish in water with ease.It's just that the end was a bit miserable, but it wasn't Ning Caichen's own play, but an irresistible external force.

Wouldn't it be the same situation yourself?No, no, it shouldn't be... at most one or two, right?If there are too many, I can't afford to provoke them!As Du Kang thought about it, he always felt that he felt a little inexplicably guilty, and he didn't know what was going on.

"Young Master Du, Young Master Du?" Xiaoye's call brought Du Kang back to his senses.

"What's wrong?" Du Kang asked.

"There is a question that I have been wanting to ask for a long time," Xiaoye asked earnestly, "I found that many recipes contain the quantifier 'a little' of a certain ingredient, but how much is 'a little' added?" ? Is there an approximate range?"

Du Kang is silent, can it only be said that it is worthy of the extensive and profound cooking culture?Can Xiaoye, who has watched so many videos and materials, still have this problem?
"Good question. The 'little' you mentioned is not a literal 'little', nor is it a certain general range. Regarding this question, we should use..."

"Young Master Du, after judging by the language logic, what you said next should be the typical official language of 'seemingly saying a lot, but actually saying nothing'." Xiaoye said with vacant eyes.

On the contrary, I learned some of Du Kang's expressions very similarly.

"To put it simply, you can release it casually, depending on your feeling, as long as the amount is not too exaggerated." Du Kang summed it up, "abbreviated as 'Xia Kun let's release'."

"Okay, then I'll give it a try. There may be a little problem the first time I make it, and the taste may not be very good. Please bear with me, Mr. Du." Xiaoye said with a smile and then started again.

Now Du Kang finally understands what he can't understand. He obviously found a problem that seems difficult to explain in depth research, but in fact it doesn't need to be explained clearly at all, so as to logically lead to the following "maybe the taste is not good." ", which is equivalent to getting a preventive shot in advance. It seems that even though Xiaoye has so much theoretical experience, he will still be a little worried in actual operation.

However, from Du Kang's point of view, there is nothing wrong with Xiaoye's cooking techniques and procedures.After all, it was early in the morning, and a Jerusalem was cooking in the kitchen...

Let's talk back to Yuelao.

"I don't know where Yue Lao plans to go after that?" Du Kang ensured that all the records were deleted, returned the book of marriage to Yue Lao, and asked, "After coming to the world in advance, should I start working immediately? If it is not open, where will you choose your workplace?"

"Actually, coming to the world ahead of time means starting work ahead of time, or more precisely, preparing for the preliminary work." When talking about work, Yuelao let out a series of sighs and couldn't stop.Only after seeing him let out a long sigh, he said this.

"For example, like now, understand the changes in the world, record the world's views on marriage, and then make appropriate adjustments..."

"That is to say, Yuelao is going to wander around and inspect everywhere?" Du Kang thought for a while and said.

"Yes, there is no way to do it. Every time you come back after the spiritual energy is cut off, the world will undergo earth-shaking changes. The working mode and process before the spiritual energy is cut off may not be in line with the human situation after the spiritual energy is cut off. If I don't make proper adjustments, it may cause major problems, or my workload will be greatly increased, but my work efficiency will be greatly reduced." Yue Lao nodded and said.

"Just look at the current situation of people's marriages. I just glanced at the book of marriages and found that the number of people has increased, and there are many marriages for a single person, and many of them are even very short-term.

In this case, if I still do things according to my previous manual connection and disconnection method, I'm afraid I won't have to do anything else in a day... Of course it won't work. "

"When it comes to professional matters, Yue Lao seems to be very trustworthy." Du Kang said with emotion, as expected, not just anyone can be a god.

"Look at what you said, Mr. Du, the old man is just a bit greedy once in a while, but he basically hasn't made any mistakes in the matter of the red line of marriage!" Yue Lao put his hands on his hips, raised his head, and suddenly said something A bit of a paradox.

"As for the situation here, in fact, I already have some ideas. Since there are so many marriages nowadays, I will work on the red line of marriages so that they will break automatically after a certain period of time, so as to reduce the risk of marriage. Fuck me to break those red threads... if only I could let the red threads automatically reconnect!"

"Why don't you just say that it's best to do all your work automatically?" Du Kang looked at Yuelao speechlessly.

"Oh, can't you speak so bluntly? Besides, if everything is done automatically, wouldn't it be unnecessary for me to exist? Work is certainly disgusting, but it is not so easy to completely give up. .” Yuelao said.

"Actually, I'm also thinking of adding an automatic mechanism to the red line of marriage - it will take effect after the corresponding time is reached. Even if it is connected before then, it will not take effect."

"In this way, Yuelao, you can finish all the work in a very short period of time, and then start fishing with peace of mind?" Du Kang immediately understood Yuelao's plan.

It's a bit similar to some students who finish all their summer homework a few days before the summer vacation, and then have a bright future...Of course, it may be convenient to enroll in two extra cram schools.

"What kind of fishing is there? The workload is so much. Isn't it time for vacation after finishing?" Yuelao tried to correct Du Kang's words.

"But Yuelao, don't you still want to replace Taiyin Xingjun for 1000 years? Could it be that you have already paid it off?" Du Kang wondered.

He really didn't know this, after all, he didn't know what time it was when he went to ancient times.

However, if calculated according to Lu Dongbin's birthday, it seems that more than 1000 years have passed...

"Originally, it was about to be paid off, but who knew that the spiritual energy was cut off and everyone was on vacation, so they are not counted as substitutes?" Yuelao's face was depressed for a moment, "Now there are more than ten years of debt..."

"It's really miserable."

Du Kang had a little sympathy for Yuelao. This kind of huge debt is about to be paid off, and when he is able to pay it off, he is suddenly forced to be unable to pay it off. There is always a feeling of a debt hanging there. That is really true. It's not even fun to play.

It’s the same as when the author coded [-] words and was forced to go out to eat, but he couldn’t put it down all the time, and the meal didn’t taste good... Of course, this kind of situation usually doesn’t happen to the author who belongs to the pigeon, after all, he can maintain full attendance It's been a lot of hard work.

"Speaking of which, Yuelao, since the rules of your work can be changed, what about the rule that gods and monks cannot participate in behaviors that affect the mortal world? Is it possible to change?"

When Yuelao talked about the adjustment of work content and work form, Du Kang thought of this, and only then did he find an opportunity to ask.

After all, judging from the current strategy, it should be on the scale of cultivating immortals around the world... I don't know how many people will be able to cultivate successfully, but the number will definitely not be small.

And if we continue with the previous rule and completely separate things between gods, monks, and mortals...then the strategy of cultivating immortals for all may have to be changed, and it is possible to pull away so many people at once directly lead to the collapse of social order.Unless there are perfect countermeasures in advance.

"This... I don't know, but this regulation was not made by the Heavenly Court from the beginning?" Yuelao squeezed his beard and said, "If you want to change it, it should be the gods of the mortal line, those who Ancient powers, things that can only be decided by the ancient kings after discussing together?"

"So that's the case." Du Kang nodded thoughtfully, and this information matched what he had learned before.

"But having said that, it was extremely difficult to settle the rules back then..." Yue Lao suddenly sighed.

"Oh?" Du Kang suddenly became interested. Hearing this, it seems that Yue Lao knows some detailed inside stories?

"I would like to hear more about it."

PS: Ulla!
　Today I went to Datang Everbright City again.

　　Summer vacation, Sundays, online celebrity check-in spots... BUUF is full.

　　How scary is the flow of people?Let's put it this way, there are crowds of people everywhere!
　　Next time I won't go out again, let's just write honestly at home...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)