Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 204 When Immortal Cultivation Combines Technology
"do not know."

Yue Lao answered bluntly.

Seeing Du Kang's disbelief, Yuelao added: "The main reason is that this is at least the rule established in the Yanhuang period. At that time, I was not even a mortal, so how could I know such a secret?
If Mr. Du wants to know clearly, he should go to a great immortal like Taishang Laojun to ask... But the Heavenly Court has not been officially opened yet. After the official opening of the Heavenly Court, Mr. Du only needs to go to heaven to find Taishang Laojun, remember to bring a few bottles of good wine with you when the time comes.

If it's like that kind of wine that contains Dao rhyme, one bottle is probably enough, but don't forget to bring something, although Laojun has a good temper, but he can't help in vain, especially Mr. Du, you go..."

"Lao Jun also likes to drink?" Du Kang asked.

"It seems that there are not many gods in the sky who don't like drinking... If you are bored on weekdays, you have to do something." Yuelao replied after thinking about it.

Du Kang understood, isn't it just that the psychological pressure caused by too long working hours needs to be released through various channels? Some people like to eat, some people like to play games, but for the gods with a long lifespan, there is gradually The opportunity and cost of trying all methods will be consumed by everyone over time.

I don't know how these gods will react after being exposed to so many gaudy entertainment methods in the world today?
I hope I don't get addicted to it and become an internet addict...

No, it might be a good thing to think from a certain angle?
"So that's it, I remember." Du Kang withdrew his thoughts first, and looked at Yuelao, "Since Yuelao is going to investigate the changes in the world today, let me introduce you to the official? If you let them arrange it, you should be able to avoid some troubles, and you should also be able to reap some of the rewards you want...in the form of helping?"

"It's natural. I've never been the kind of person who eats for free... Well, what happened to Lord Taiyin last time was an accident. Who knew that she deliberately showed off in front of me like that and wanted to fish? It's really sinister!" Yuelao, of course, came out with the key points in Du Kang's words, understood Du Kang's meaning, and said immediately.

It's just that there was the matter of stealing Taiyin Xingjun's wine before, "Jewels come first", of course Yuelao's words are not convincing.

"I have a good relationship with the officials in the present world, and I will keep in touch with you from time to time. If Yuelao encounters any problems and needs help, you can ask me." Du Kang nodded with a smile.

Although it should not be embarrassing for mortals as a fairy like Yuelao, Du Kang thinks it is better to say it in advance as insurance... Judging from the current situation, of course it is necessary to avoid all possible conflicts or hostility, and some relations The transformation of life often begins with small things.

"Hahaha, of course!" Yue Lao readily agreed, and then began to ask some information about the dynasty and the year.

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At the same time, Han Wei is reporting the situation to his superiors.

The first thing, of course, is the phrase "guarantee" about Du Kang.

One thing to say, this made Han Wei and his superiors a lot easier. Although Du Kang gave a lot of help before, and showed that he valued and cared about the lives of the people, if it involves gods and ordinary people When it comes to issues related to the sovereignty of the subject, it is really unknown whether the current friendly cooperation and intimate relationship will change.

After the recovery of the spiritual energy, knowing the existence of the gods, and knowing that the gods are about to recover, the think tank has made various analyzes and suggested countermeasures. Among them, there are many positive and optimistic aspects, but there are also pessimistic aspects. predictive guesses.

This is the meaning of the existence of think tanks, analyzing any possibility and proposing relevant plans to ensure that when faced with a certain situation, no temporary decision-making can be made, and pre-plan measures can be quickly launched, and some even have special rehearsals.

For example, some people are worried about the nuclear war, biochemical crisis, large-scale leakage and spread of four-level biological hazard viruses, and even alien invasions that seem to be a bit unconstrained... In fact, there are pre-plans, measures prepared, and materials stored. It's just that so far, we haven't encountered the corresponding situation that needs to activate these plans.

There are many plans for the gods. For example, if the gods really want to enslave human beings as written in some novels, how should they resist?

There is one thing to say, after seeing Du Kang's ability, the relevant preparations for the plan have come to a deadlock.Because only Du Kang was observed, an individual enough to be called a "fairy", so the plan can only be done according to Du Kang's ability.

Then, the contingency plan team found out that what they had to face was—a person who seemed to be able to freely shuttle through any material as far as they knew, with a speed of up to Mach [-] or [-], but it was definitely far beyond the limit. An intelligent creature whose destructive power is comparable to that of a nuclear weapon...and has a very large (unknown range) sensing area!And all kinds of spells that are completely unreasonable, whose principles are not yet known, and theoretically possible causal attack methods!
How to fight this?
Nuclear bombs and hydrogen bombs are currently known to mankind as one of the most powerful large-scale strategic attack weapons. Although it is not known whether Du Kang can withstand the nuclear explosion directly, and there is no chance to test it, in theory, Du Kang only needs to dive a few hundred meters underground You can completely ignore the nuclear bomb explosion... and with Du Kang's demonstrated ability, it definitely doesn't take half a second to do this.

And how to transport the nuclear bomb to people and successfully detonate it is a problem.Since there are magic tools such as the Land Seal and the City God Seal, theoretically there are also other magic tools that play a warning role.

After thinking about it, there is basically no way to be sure...

Of course, this is actually because Du Kang is omnipotent and powerful enough, and the official think tank has only investigated Du Kang as an individual. Naturally, there is no way to imagine all the gods with Du Kang... After analysis by the think tank Later, I also thought that an existence like Du Kang, even among the gods, was definitely one of the very few with high combat power.

If the snake in Dongting Lake is also included, there are many more ways to deal with it.

In short, after Du Kang clarified his position, Han Wei and his superiors were actually secretly relieved. At least now a high-end combat power is clearly on their side-as long as the next thing is not done. If there is a problem of principle, then based on Du Kang's previous behavior and analyzed character traits, Du Kang will definitely do this sentence.

The second thing Han Wei reported was about Yuelao. The soldiers stationed at Maoershan immediately reported all the collected information. Because Du Kang was involved, all went to Han who was in charge of direct contact with Du Kang. Wei here, and then Han Wei will report.

"Yuelao... holds the red line. If it is according to the legend, what this person is going to do involves us, and it is the most important marriage. This is related to the birth of the population." Han Wei's boss said.

"Mr. Du Kang is also quite familiar with Yuelao? Maybe we can get some information from him...Leave this to you, Xiao Han, pay attention to the scale...This is the second thing we have come into contact with. A person with a name and a surname, and a god who manages important things."

"Okay..." Han Wei had just opened his mouth to agree, when the mobile phone that was placed on the table and dedicated to contacting Du Kang rang.

Han Wei's superior immediately signaled that his side had been muted and asked Han Wei to answer the phone.

"Hey, Han Bu, you should already know about Yuelao?" As soon as the call was connected, Du Kang's relaxed tone came over.

"Yes, we already know about it, and we are currently discussing how to deal with it..." Han Wei chose to directly put this matter in front of Du Kang.

He knew that Du Kang was not the kind of person who made things difficult for others, said "what to do" when things went wrong, and then threw the pot on others when things went wrong, saying that he was not sticky. What needs to be noted will definitely be said in advance.

"Just the normal specifications, just arrange train tickets, air tickets and accompanying personnel. There is no need for special cars, honor guards or bodyguards. Yuelao doesn't pay that much attention. His body is stronger than sports students. The only special request Just give him a taste of all kinds of wine... Well, yes, you heard me right, he is a drunkard god."

Du Kang said directly and frankly: "What's more, Yue Lao came to work in the human world ahead of time, because the Heavenly Court has not yet officially opened, so he actually came to do some preliminary work preparations, and by the way inspect the current situation in the human world... don't If you are doing face-saving projects, just follow the truth, understand what I mean?"

"Understood, absolutely understood!" Han Wei had already learned from the previous think tank's analysis of Du Kang's personality that Du Kang hated those deceitful things... In fact, most people hate it, but there is nothing to do about it." We must make arrangements here!"

"Okay, the situation is like this. If you have anything to do, please contact me at any time. I have already said hello to Yuelao in advance. You can arrange someone to come to Maoershan to pick up Yuelao later, or give him an address for Yuelao The past is fine too, it's faster this way. See you later!"

Du Kang must have thought of something to say, and after he felt that he had finished speaking, he hung up the phone neatly.

Han Wei held the mobile phone that reminded him that the call had been hung up, and felt a little confused... One thing to say, this is the first time that Huaguo has received a god from heaven, and he is also a well-known great god, and the result is that such a call sounds quite casual The content requirements are not outrageous at all, and even the only special requirement is to drink all kinds of alcohol... Such an easy communication process makes this supposedly significant event a little strange.

Han Wei originally thought that he needed to discuss with Du Kang for several days with an extremely prudent attitude and a mature plan of no less than ten sets...

But think about it, didn't all the spiritual power, grains, land seals and other important things, as well as some things, come here like this?

"The way is as simple as it is..." Han Wei's superior suddenly recalled Han Wei from his slightly absent-minded state.

"Minister?" Han Wei was a little puzzled.

"Simple specifications, inspecting people's sentiments, is it the same as that, micro-service private visits? I also specifically asked not to do face-saving projects. This is to inspect the most real things... and only in this way can I see the most real things. .” Senior Han Wei said,
"Just follow the communication, don't make any other arrangements, Xiao Han, you should understand what I mean, don't be self-defeating... I believe there will be bad things, and you may just happen to be hit, but This is something that cannot be completely eradicated and can only be avoided as much as possible... Maybe it is just a chance for a wave of governance?"

"Okay, I understand." Han Wei nodded, and after agreeing, he waited until the communication video was hung up, and quickly began to arrange Yuelao's affairs.

There are naturally various plans for the arrival of the immortals, and what Han Wei needs to do is to pick out a suitable one, add the special requirements that Du Kang emphasized before, and then order it to be carried out.

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"That's how it is! I didn't expect that after experiencing the severance of spiritual energy, the life of mortals has become better. Fortunately, it has improved so much, it is really amazing!"

On Mao'er Mountain, Du Kang's incarnation of spiritual power naturally didn't need to rush home. He just allocated part of his spiritual power to chat with Yuelao, which was not a burden for Du Kang now.

Du Kang in the main body is naturally already enjoying the feast that Xiaoye just made... I have to say that after checking so much information, even if it is the first time for Xiaoye to practice, his craftsmanship has reached the level of Dukang's complete impeccability. At the point of being picky, the color and fragrance are complete and relaxed, and there is no such thing as "talking about war on paper" at all.

"In fact, it cannot be said that it is completely affected by the severance of spiritual energy. After all, the world of cultivating immortals could not interfere with the main process of the world before this. It is mainly the combination of wisdom and technology." Du Kang said, "After the recovery of spiritual energy, I was thinking, what if What kind of wonderful changes will be produced if technology and immortal cultivation can be successfully combined?"

"I haven't learned what this technology is, so I can't answer it... I will observe it carefully in the next inspection session, and then I will answer Mr. Du's doubts." Yuelao said.

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at the same time.

Across the ocean.

In a secret base in the United States...

A group of people in military uniforms or suits gathered here with serious faces, as if they were preparing for a rather important meeting.

PS: Ulla!
　I have to say that it really makes sense to go out to collect stories. For example, after watching Mission: Impossible, I suddenly have the inspiration for a new plot.

　　
　
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