After the Internet was hacked, she did not talk about martial arts on variety shows

Chapter 1 Chapter 1: Memory recovery, face-slapping begins

【Chopping firewood＋66】

[Sweep the pigsty +105]

【Wash toilet + 51】

[Did no one see a bunch of flies in the cowshed at the old granny's house?I suggest letting her chase away the flies! ! 】

Immediately, the following prank demands appeared in the barrage!
【Fly away +1】

【Fly away +2】

【Fly away +3】

【…】

【Fly away +36】

【…】

【Fly away +999】

Break through one thousand.

Afterwards, a tricky note saying 'chasing flies in the cowshed' was delivered to Lin Misen.

She had just swallowed the rice in her mouth, and after reading the contents of the note, she looked at the camera with a confused face.

"Chasing flies?"

The camera nods.

"Cowshed?"

The camera nods +2.

Is this a trick?
No, this is torture.

Lin Misen wanted to cry, but she had received this tricky note 8 times. Isn't this a reality show for helping others?
How does Lin Misen feel that this is a hell specially made for her?
In the live broadcast room, her dirty face was magnified.With a retro ugly bob, thick bangs, black-rimmed glasses, and a floral skirt that appeared off-screen, this person is a well-set-up blackbody.

The barrage was full of laughter.

【Killing the flies, dying of laughter, whoever thought of it, hahahahahahaha...】

[I have prepared a magnifying glass, and I will complain if I don't clean it up. 】

[Fly: What did I do wrong? 】

[Hahaha, this is retribution, whoever made her look so ugly dared to compete for a room with my Xia Xia, shameless. 】

This is an all-weather variety reality show "Star Attack". The main content is that stars go to the mountainous area to help poor villagers and left-behind children, such as cleaning, cooking, sending children to school and so on.

Many celebrities are willing to do bullshit and horses in order to clean up their crimes, but Lin Misen is here to suffer. Compared with watching other celebrities sweating to cook a meal, netizens prefer to watch her suffer.

This time there are five girls participating in the show, the four-member girl group Summer, and Lin Misen.

Such an arrangement itself is very unfair to Lin Misen, who is a singer but only has black fans, but no one cares about it.

After eating, the tableware was taken away by another girl. She pretended to be kind: "I'll do the washing, you, you can do the 'task'." It's hard to say it's chasing flies, it can only be said to be doing the task.

Four members of Summer's team went to wash the dishes together.

The bullpen was huge, and Lin Misen chased the flies until it was dark, and the number of people in the live broadcast room continued unabated.

She didn't know if she had wiped it clean, but she had fallen several times trying to drive the flies away, and her body was completely dirty.

Netizens thought she was too bad in the live broadcast room. A person who can knock down a fly has an underdeveloped cerebellum?
The photographer brother accompanied her to the river to wash his hands.

With her back to the camera, no one saw her secretly wiping tears.

Lin Misen couldn't figure out why she was hated so much by netizens. She only came to this show for her sister's medical expenses. The agent promised her that as long as she worked hard, she could increase her popularity, but it's been three days. I hate her There are more and more netizens, and the content of the tricky note is getting more and more excessive.

Because of her parents' patriarchy, Lin Misen entered the entertainment industry to earn money as an adult, without any background, and trembling along the way, not daring to make the slightest mistake, but no matter how hard she tried, few people still liked the songs she sang .

Therefore, as long as she has money to earn, she will even run away with 200 yuan a day.

Treating people and dealing with things, every step is like walking on eggshells, but people still look down on them.

Lin Misen felt that he had failed too much in life.

At this time, netizens who were eating began to complain.

【What is she doing?Washing hands for so long is terribly hypocritical. 】

[I think it can continue tomorrow!Grab a few pieces and have a look, hahahaha]

[mmp, she dares to grab me, but I dare not look at it. 】

Everyone who participated in the show was equipped with wireless headphones, and the cameraman lowered his voice to let Lin Misen finish it quickly.

Hearing this, Lin Misen wiped away tears in a hurry, and the moment he got up, his feet slipped——

With a 'plop', the person fell into the river.

The photographer brother was taken aback, and moved forward, and the camera light shone through, but no one was found!

The current is not too fast, but the water is deep.

For a while, the photographer and netizens were stunned.

In September, it was scorching hot during the day and cool at night, and the river in the mountain forest was icy cold.

The program team couldn't find anyone after a night of searching.

At dawn, she was about to call the police, but when she returned to the village, she was already in the room—sleeping.

After confirming that she was breathing, the program crew restarted the camera.

The director signaled Xia Ziyue, the captain of the Summer girl group, to enter the scene.

Xia Ziyue stepped forward, sat on the edge of the bed, reached out and touched the forehead of the person who got off the bed, and asked with concern: "Sister Misen, are you feeling better? We have been looking for you all night, and finally found you back."

This is the reason why Xia Ziyue can be the captain, she knows how to wink.

The live broadcast room, which had been quiet all night, has regained its popularity.

[Fuck, Lin Misen is not dead. 】

[It's really going to cause trouble, the whole show revolves around her alone, and she can't do whatever she wants. 】

[Ah——Xia Xia is so gentle, if Xia Xia can touch me like this, I'd be willing to die. 】

【What exactly is Lin Misen here for?How can such a person participate in a 'charity' program if he can't help and has someone to take care of him. 】

[I suggest that for the next tricky note, let her go to the river to catch fish. I'll see how capable she is, not many, just ten. 】

[Catch fish in the river +1]

[Catch fish in the river +3]

【.】

[Catch fish in the river +889]

Seeing that the votes of netizens were about to exceed one thousand, director Fan Shiheng whispered into the walkie-talkie and gave Xia Ziyue another order.

At first, the director never expected that netizens would have such a big resentment towards Lin Misen. He just needed a doormat for this show.

After receiving the instruction, Xia Ziyue turned her face slowly, looked at the camera, and frowned slightly: "Everyone, don't do this. If you really want Miss Misen to go into the river to catch fish, then, unless the number of voters exceeds [-]."

The distance between one thousand and one hundred thousand seems very far, but in fact——

2 minutes later--

[Catch fish in the river + 12]

This is the power of the Internet, the number of voters is still soaring, and the number of viewers has exceeded 50.

When Lin Misen woke up, he saw the whole group in front of him.

In the camera, the four girls looked worried, as if they were real.

But no one noticed the change in Lin Misen's eyes.

After she sat down, Xia Ziyue slipped a note to her, and comforted her softly: "Sister Misen, don't worry, I will cheer you up."

Lin Misen opened the note, which read: 10 fish were caught in the river.

Good fellow, she just got up from the river, and now she is going again.

Are these people afraid that she will leave this mountain alive?
Lin Misen spent the whole night digesting what happened after he fell into the water last night.

It was very cold underwater, and she couldn't swim, so she could only hold her breath except sinking.Finally, in the state of hypoxia in the brain, a series of flustered and strange images flashed in my mind. It was a battlefield with gunpowder smoke, horses, soldiers, and a man whose face could not be seen clearly, who was galloping desperately towards her on a horse. come man.

Finally, there was a piercing sound.

Mier, run away——

Immediately, the moment she opened her eyes, she remembered her identity in her previous life, and jumped up from the water.

"Sister Misen," Xia Ziyue thought she was frightened by the contents of the note, and gently reminded her, "If you can't do it, you can apologize to the netizens, I believe they will not blame you of."

For this show, Xia Ziyue's father stuffed a lot of money into the director, the purpose is to increase the popularity of Summer, so the images of the four of them are very 'friendly'.

Lin Misen looked at the four masks, and slowly smiled: "It's okay, I can catch." Who can't "pretend"? She took Xia Ziyue's hand and said, "If I catch fish, I can catch fish." Don't waste it, you all have to eat it."

This unexpected 'acting'.

Xia Ziyue twitched the corners of her mouth, not believing that she could catch the fish: "No problem, as long as you catch it, let alone 10, we will eat as many as you catch, and we will definitely not waste it."

The live broadcast has evidence.

Lin Misen: "Okay, I'll catch it."

There are many rivers in the mountains, and there are many fish in the rivers!

(End of this chapter)