After the Internet was hacked, she did not talk about martial arts on variety shows
Chapter 2 2: On the hot search, the whole Internet is black
Chapter 2 Chapter 2: On the hot search, the whole Internet black
There are many rivers in the mountains, and there are many fish in the rivers!
Everyone in the program team followed Lin Misen from this river to that river.
In the fourth article, a girl couldn’t take it anymore, but in front of the camera, she still had to take care of her image: “Sister Misen, if it’s really not good, you can apologize to the netizens, eh? You let everyone follow you like this It doesn't matter to us if we walk around, but the photographers will get tired."
Look, how 'understanding'.
Lin Misen stopped in his tracks and turned his head: "Let's just go here."
girl:"."
Everyone stopped, but they were 'driven' to five meters away by Lin Misen.
At this time, the live broadcast room became lively again.
[This person is really good at acting!Do you want everyone to accommodate her and stay away from her? 】
【I'll just keep my eyes open to see if she can catch a decent fish. 】
[I'm waiting to see her get slapped in the face. 】
[You want Xia Xia to eat the fish she caught, just to get the heat? 】
At this time, it was nine o'clock in the morning, and the water in the river was crystal clear. There were fish, but not big.
Where there are small fish, there are also big fish nearby. This river is closest to the farmland. There are many vegetable leaves that have been picked and discarded on both sides of the river. Those fish are all looking for food nearby, and the water is not deep.
Lin Misen didn't go into the water first, she found two branches on the ground, then squatted down, rubbed the branches against the rocks to grind out the tip, then tied the other end with a rope, and held the other end of the rope in her hand.
Everyone could see that she wanted to 'spike' the fish with a branch.
Only her kind of elm brain can think of such an ancient method.
In addition to the netizens in the live broadcast room, people in the program team were also secretly making fun of Lin Misen.
When she went into the water, the photographer brother zoomed in on the camera and found that her body was not moving at all, with her back to the camera, only the movement of her shaking hands.
In the next second, a lively fish jumped out of the water and flew over her head.Under the sun, the water droplets form a shiny, perfect parabola.
Finally, the fish landed on the grass.
Everyone: "."
Before everyone could react, another fish hit the grass.
Then, one from the left.
Another one from the right.
so repeatedly.
After 5 fish, netizens exploded in the live broadcast room!
[Can't see the front, how did you catch it? 】
【Is she cheating?Can normal people do it? 】
[Strongly request to see the front! ! 】
The number of people in the live broadcast room has reached 80, and the effect has exceeded expectations.
On the program team, everyone was surprised by Lin Misen's fish-catching 'technique' and didn't read the comments in the live broadcast room at all.
Seeing that there are more and more fish on the ground, Xia Zhiyue's complexion also turns bad.
What did she just say in front of hundreds of thousands of netizens?It is said that Lin Misen will eat as many fish as she catches.
Looking at the number, ten is enough, but Lin Misen has no intention of stopping, no matter how big or small, she's all 'forked'.
In the end, there were 45 fish! !
Even if everyone in the program group eats together, one person has to eat four.
Lin Misen came ashore and waved to the stunned people: "Come and eat fish."
Everyone who doesn't want to eat fish at all: "..."
Others don't care, but the four members of the Summer girl group have to eat.
45 fish were carried back in a big sack.
In the kitchen, the old lady of the head of the household was surprised to see so many fish: "I'll cook it, do you want braised in soy sauce or steamed?"
Lin Misen smiled at the camera, and asked Xia Zhiyue: "Grandma asked you how to eat?" Her bright smile showed a sense of seriousness, "The four of you are ten for each, so let grandma give the remaining five. Question?"
Even with a camera taking pictures, Xia Zhiyue couldn't hide the embarrassment on his face: "Ten pieces, if you eat too much at one time, it seems to be bad for your stomach, so let's share one point and give it to the others—"
Lin Misen pretended to be surprised so much that he cut her off: "You don't want to regret it, do you? I arrested you for the four of you."
Xia Zhiyue froze for a moment, then turned to look at the director.
Fan Shiheng directly avoided her sight.
In the live broadcast room, there was already 'one' netizen who favored Lin Misen.
[You actually said it, so you have to do it, you don't think that people can't catch fish in the first place, do you say that? 】
More rebuttals.
[Ten fish, are you crazy?The big eater can't even eat it. Is she trying to kill Summer? 】
[If you want me to say, eating a little is just to save face, and eating so aggressively, is it a psychopath? 】
[Can she eat ten strips by herself? 】
[I didn't take a picture of how to catch the fish. I don't know if she really caught the fish, so I dare to pretend here. 】
[Is the program group sick?Let Xia Xia eat that kind of thing. 】
Cursing and cursing, I started to scold the show.
Seeing that the momentum was wrong, Fan Shiheng turned around and picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Lin Misen, you are enough, just one for each person, don't—"
Unexpectedly, this girl didn't even listen to his words, she unplugged the earphones, and continued to pretend to be stupid to provoke Xia Zhiyue: "What's wrong? Don't you dare to eat?"
Even though the heights of the two are the same, Lin Misen's aura overwhelms Xia Zhiyue a lot, and her tone is still silly: "It's ok, as long as you admit that you are pretending to be in front of the camera, I don't need you have eaten."
Not only the netizens, but even the program team were stunned by Lin Misen's words.
Yesterday, before he fell into the river, this man was still very timid and cowardly, obeying everyone's words, even swearing at him.
How did it change today?
Will hide a knife in a smile.
Isn't she Lin Misen?
No, no matter how she looks at it, she is Lin Misen.
Netizens were disgusted by Lin Misen's stupid and aggressive appearance. Netizens have already appeared in the comment area to greet the eighteenth generation of her ancestors.
The girl who was originally unpopular is now black on the Internet.
Xia Zhiyue looked at Lin Misen's contemptuous face, his brain became hot, and he said, "Eat as soon as you eat."
In the next picture, four girls are gnawing around forty fish.
No matter how powerful it is, it is impossible to eat so many fish at once.
One of the youngest girls cried after eating two: "I won't eat, and I'm not here to participate in the Big Stomach King." After being wronged, she became incoherent. She pointed at Xia Zhiyue and scolded, "It's all to blame You, why are you provoking her? If you want to eat, you can eat it yourself."
After finishing speaking, I ran away.
Netizens called traitors! !
Lin Misen at the side stepped forward and pushed the 'pot' of unfinished fish in front of Xia Zhiyue, and she encouraged her: "Come on, you can do it."
Adding the eight fish from the 'traitor', Xia Zhiyue would have to eat eighteen.
The keyboard warriors on the whole network couldn't stand it any longer, and began to attack Lin Misen with various words.
Yet she turned a blind eye.
In the end, the fish was not finished, but I vomited! !
The scene was a mess.
The show paused and the director called an ambulance.
The mountain road was bumpy, and the three of them vomited all the way to the nearest hospital in the county.
After sending everyone to the emergency room, Fan Shiheng received a call from the program team, saying that Lin Misen had disappeared again.
In the evening of the same day, the live broadcast was reposted and the number of views reached the upper limit, resulting in a data crash and a paralyzed background.
(End of this chapter)
There are many rivers in the mountains, and there are many fish in the rivers!
Everyone in the program team followed Lin Misen from this river to that river.
In the fourth article, a girl couldn’t take it anymore, but in front of the camera, she still had to take care of her image: “Sister Misen, if it’s really not good, you can apologize to the netizens, eh? You let everyone follow you like this It doesn't matter to us if we walk around, but the photographers will get tired."
Look, how 'understanding'.
Lin Misen stopped in his tracks and turned his head: "Let's just go here."
girl:"."
Everyone stopped, but they were 'driven' to five meters away by Lin Misen.
At this time, the live broadcast room became lively again.
[This person is really good at acting!Do you want everyone to accommodate her and stay away from her? 】
【I'll just keep my eyes open to see if she can catch a decent fish. 】
[I'm waiting to see her get slapped in the face. 】
[You want Xia Xia to eat the fish she caught, just to get the heat? 】
At this time, it was nine o'clock in the morning, and the water in the river was crystal clear. There were fish, but not big.
Where there are small fish, there are also big fish nearby. This river is closest to the farmland. There are many vegetable leaves that have been picked and discarded on both sides of the river. Those fish are all looking for food nearby, and the water is not deep.
Lin Misen didn't go into the water first, she found two branches on the ground, then squatted down, rubbed the branches against the rocks to grind out the tip, then tied the other end with a rope, and held the other end of the rope in her hand.
Everyone could see that she wanted to 'spike' the fish with a branch.
Only her kind of elm brain can think of such an ancient method.
In addition to the netizens in the live broadcast room, people in the program team were also secretly making fun of Lin Misen.
When she went into the water, the photographer brother zoomed in on the camera and found that her body was not moving at all, with her back to the camera, only the movement of her shaking hands.
In the next second, a lively fish jumped out of the water and flew over her head.Under the sun, the water droplets form a shiny, perfect parabola.
Finally, the fish landed on the grass.
Everyone: "."
Before everyone could react, another fish hit the grass.
Then, one from the left.
Another one from the right.
so repeatedly.
After 5 fish, netizens exploded in the live broadcast room!
[Can't see the front, how did you catch it? 】
【Is she cheating?Can normal people do it? 】
[Strongly request to see the front! ! 】
The number of people in the live broadcast room has reached 80, and the effect has exceeded expectations.
On the program team, everyone was surprised by Lin Misen's fish-catching 'technique' and didn't read the comments in the live broadcast room at all.
Seeing that there are more and more fish on the ground, Xia Zhiyue's complexion also turns bad.
What did she just say in front of hundreds of thousands of netizens?It is said that Lin Misen will eat as many fish as she catches.
Looking at the number, ten is enough, but Lin Misen has no intention of stopping, no matter how big or small, she's all 'forked'.
In the end, there were 45 fish! !
Even if everyone in the program group eats together, one person has to eat four.
Lin Misen came ashore and waved to the stunned people: "Come and eat fish."
Everyone who doesn't want to eat fish at all: "..."
Others don't care, but the four members of the Summer girl group have to eat.
45 fish were carried back in a big sack.
In the kitchen, the old lady of the head of the household was surprised to see so many fish: "I'll cook it, do you want braised in soy sauce or steamed?"
Lin Misen smiled at the camera, and asked Xia Zhiyue: "Grandma asked you how to eat?" Her bright smile showed a sense of seriousness, "The four of you are ten for each, so let grandma give the remaining five. Question?"
Even with a camera taking pictures, Xia Zhiyue couldn't hide the embarrassment on his face: "Ten pieces, if you eat too much at one time, it seems to be bad for your stomach, so let's share one point and give it to the others—"
Lin Misen pretended to be surprised so much that he cut her off: "You don't want to regret it, do you? I arrested you for the four of you."
Xia Zhiyue froze for a moment, then turned to look at the director.
Fan Shiheng directly avoided her sight.
In the live broadcast room, there was already 'one' netizen who favored Lin Misen.
[You actually said it, so you have to do it, you don't think that people can't catch fish in the first place, do you say that? 】
More rebuttals.
[Ten fish, are you crazy?The big eater can't even eat it. Is she trying to kill Summer? 】
[If you want me to say, eating a little is just to save face, and eating so aggressively, is it a psychopath? 】
[Can she eat ten strips by herself? 】
[I didn't take a picture of how to catch the fish. I don't know if she really caught the fish, so I dare to pretend here. 】
[Is the program group sick?Let Xia Xia eat that kind of thing. 】
Cursing and cursing, I started to scold the show.
Seeing that the momentum was wrong, Fan Shiheng turned around and picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Lin Misen, you are enough, just one for each person, don't—"
Unexpectedly, this girl didn't even listen to his words, she unplugged the earphones, and continued to pretend to be stupid to provoke Xia Zhiyue: "What's wrong? Don't you dare to eat?"
Even though the heights of the two are the same, Lin Misen's aura overwhelms Xia Zhiyue a lot, and her tone is still silly: "It's ok, as long as you admit that you are pretending to be in front of the camera, I don't need you have eaten."
Not only the netizens, but even the program team were stunned by Lin Misen's words.
Yesterday, before he fell into the river, this man was still very timid and cowardly, obeying everyone's words, even swearing at him.
How did it change today?
Will hide a knife in a smile.
Isn't she Lin Misen?
No, no matter how she looks at it, she is Lin Misen.
Netizens were disgusted by Lin Misen's stupid and aggressive appearance. Netizens have already appeared in the comment area to greet the eighteenth generation of her ancestors.
The girl who was originally unpopular is now black on the Internet.
Xia Zhiyue looked at Lin Misen's contemptuous face, his brain became hot, and he said, "Eat as soon as you eat."
In the next picture, four girls are gnawing around forty fish.
No matter how powerful it is, it is impossible to eat so many fish at once.
One of the youngest girls cried after eating two: "I won't eat, and I'm not here to participate in the Big Stomach King." After being wronged, she became incoherent. She pointed at Xia Zhiyue and scolded, "It's all to blame You, why are you provoking her? If you want to eat, you can eat it yourself."
After finishing speaking, I ran away.
Netizens called traitors! !
Lin Misen at the side stepped forward and pushed the 'pot' of unfinished fish in front of Xia Zhiyue, and she encouraged her: "Come on, you can do it."
Adding the eight fish from the 'traitor', Xia Zhiyue would have to eat eighteen.
The keyboard warriors on the whole network couldn't stand it any longer, and began to attack Lin Misen with various words.
Yet she turned a blind eye.
In the end, the fish was not finished, but I vomited! !
The scene was a mess.
The show paused and the director called an ambulance.
The mountain road was bumpy, and the three of them vomited all the way to the nearest hospital in the county.
After sending everyone to the emergency room, Fan Shiheng received a call from the program team, saying that Lin Misen had disappeared again.
In the evening of the same day, the live broadcast was reposted and the number of views reached the upper limit, resulting in a data crash and a paralyzed background.
(End of this chapter)
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