After winning the prize, the whole network begged me to live broadcast the pastoral pension
Chapter 119 The Dark Horse in the Live Broadcasting Room: Treasure Boy, Erudite Part 5
Chapter 119 The Dark Horse in the Live Broadcasting Room: Treasure Boy, Erudite Part 5
Bo Xuezhi climbed to the top of the bamboo, but because of the weight, the bamboo was forced to bend down. Netizens in the live broadcast room followed the cameraman's camera, all of them held their breath and broke into a cold sweat for Bo Xuezhi.
On the other hand, Erudite is the calmest. He tied the solar bird's nest lamp on his back to a bamboo branch with dense bamboo leaves, with the lampshade facing down, and tied it firmly. Down, flexible movements, comparable to the ancestors of monkeys.
Gan Tian stood below and directly gave a thumbs up to Erudite: "Did you grow up in the countryside? Where is your hometown?"
If he hadn't grown up in the countryside and was used to climbing trees and digging out bird nests, he probably wouldn't be able to practice this unique skill.
But he didn't want to, Erudite directly denied it.
He said two words: "Overseas."
Team leader Tang Yun said: "I can guarantee this. When we first met him, he couldn't even speak Mandarin, but after being with us for a month, his language has improved rapidly, and now he can communicate proficiently. The boy has a top-notch learning ability, and he doesn't know what to eat to grow up?"
At this time, Erudite said: "Sea cucumber, abalone, king crab, king razor clam..."
"What?" Tang Yun asked.
Erudite explanation: "You asked me what I ate to grow up."
It was also the first time for Tang Yun to hear her teammates say that she grew up eating these things. Even Tang Yun couldn't believe it: "Fuck you, every time you bake sweet potatoes, you eat them more deliciously than anyone else, and you eat sea cucumbers and abalone kings." Crab grows up, can you be full of praise for black pickles and roasted sweet potatoes?"
Thinking of black pickled vegetables and roasted sweet potatoes, the erudite and unruly black eyes lit up instantly, and his greedy lips pursed, with a look of endless aftertaste.
He told the truth: "Roasted sweet potatoes are indeed better than king crabs. I grew up eating king crabs, and they are so greasy that I feel sick to my stomach when I think about them."
In contrast, the roasted sweet potatoes, black pickles, and hot and sour radishes in the countryside, what kind of delicacy is this?
Tang Yun: "......!!!!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room also heard the words of the learned Versailles, is this little bastard a rich second generation from overseas?
[Pretentious, it must be pretentious, I don't believe anyone would think that roasted sweet potatoes are better than king crabs! 】
[To be honest, I also think that roasted sweet potatoes are delicious. PS: I have never eaten king crab, so I will not comment. 】
[Please don't swipe the screen, Erudite is going to climb a tree again, I want to record the screen, everyone be quiet. 】
After dropping Versailles' words, Erudite picked up a solar-powered bird's nest lamp and carried it on his back. Immediately after another burst of jaw-dropping skills, he climbed to the top of another bamboo tree, forcing the bamboo to half-bend. Under the terrified gaze, he calmly tied up the lamp.
After being tied up, Erudite landed lightly, carried the third bird's nest lamp on his back, and continued to climb the bamboo.
[Ho Ho Ho Ho, I recorded the screen, I will post it to Moments immediately. 】
[This little guy can act in a costume drama, I want to see it! 】
[What should I do, my PPT is not finished yet, and the boss is urging me, but I don't want to leave the live broadcast room, and I want to watch Erudite Climbing Trees. 】
[This live broadcast room is poisonous, I couldn't go out yesterday, and today my appetite has been whetted. 】
Gan Tian took the opportunity to insert another advertisement. She held a bird's nest lamp and said: "The advertiser told me that this solar bird's nest lamp has the function of killing mosquitoes, and can attract mosquitoes through ultraviolet light waves. If you have a courtyard at home, you can use it in the courtyard." Install a few to try out the mosquito killing effect."
[I hate mosquitoes the most. I have type O blood and attract mosquitoes the most. In summer, I can't live with mosquitoes! 】
[I heard that not all mosquitoes suck blood, only female mosquitoes suck animal blood, and male mosquitoes like to eat nectar or plant juice. 】
【real or fake?Everyone is female, let alone embarrassing females?Dog mosquitoes never bite my husband, only me, so mad! 】
Gan Tian was bored watching the barrage, participating in topics and chatting with netizens in the live broadcast room.
She said: "It is true that female mosquitoes like to suck blood, but this is due to the need for reproduction. After mating, female mosquitoes need to use nutrients such as protein in human and animal blood to provide energy, promote ovarian development, and successfully produce fertilized eggs. breed the next generation."
[It turned out to be like this?In order to reproduce and suck my blood, I am also at stake with mosquitoes, and it is not for the purpose of giving birth to offspring. Don't expect me to be the Holy Mother! 】
【@十里莫甜糖, I'm asking for advice, it's dark at night, how did the mosquitoes find me?What about its piercing eyes? 】
Gan Tian said, "That's not true. Mosquitoes usually don't use their eyes to find their prey, but they look for carbon dioxide to bite people."
【? ? ? ? 】
Gan Tian said: "There are a lot of sensory hairs on the tentacles and feet of mosquitoes. With these sensors, mosquitoes can sense the carbon dioxide emitted by the human body in the air, and respond within 1% of a second, and quickly fly towards the airflow." In the past, the "sensory hairs" of ordinary mosquitoes can detect carbon dioxide gas at a distance of 15 meters from the human body."
[Fuck, do I have to hold my breath to prevent myself from exhaling carbon dioxide when I sleep at night?That's too difficult, I can't do it~]
[Sister, turn on the air conditioner, from my experience, there will be no mosquitoes when the air conditioner is turned on. 】
【@十里莫甜糖, after being bitten by a mosquito, what is the reason for the president's bag? 】
Gan Tian also said: "Mosquitoes will secrete an anticoagulant to prevent blood clotting during the bite process. In order to resist this anticoagulant, the immune system will release a chemical substance called "histamine". It causes blood vessels around the bite site to dilate, resulting in redness on the skin surface; histamine can also cause increased vascular permeability and edema, manifested as raised "wheals", and histamine can stimulate the nerve endings in the skin to produce itching sensation."
While Gan Tian was chatting with the netizens in the live broadcast room, Erudite had already hung up all the solar bird's nest mosquito killer lamps.
He came over again: "Sister, what are you doing next?"
Gan Tian frowned: "You are too curly, take a break, the first volume king of the live broadcast room."
Netizens flooded the screen with barrage: "Pfft~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...this title lives up to its name!"
Erudite tilted his head innocently, looked at the sweet phone screen, and focused on the number of people online in the live broadcast room.
Online number display: 135.2 million?
The erudite pursed his thin lips. When he was not working, he looked like a lazy and noble cat. He had no image of a tough guy. His appearance was so deceiving. Anyone who looked at him would think that he was an incapable man. The son who can't carry it on his shoulders is a bit indifferent and rebellious.
"Sister, 135.2 million people, does it mean that the live broadcast room is very popular?"
Gan Tian: "Ah, it's okay."
She remembered that Director Jiang's live broadcast of variety shows became popular with more than 1000 million viewers, but now her live broadcast only has more than 100 million viewers.
"Then I'll hang out with you from now on."
"Hey!" Tang Yun was busy with other things, and immediately yelled at him after hearing the words: "Educated, don't forget that we are a farming group!"
(End of this chapter)
Bo Xuezhi climbed to the top of the bamboo, but because of the weight, the bamboo was forced to bend down. Netizens in the live broadcast room followed the cameraman's camera, all of them held their breath and broke into a cold sweat for Bo Xuezhi.
On the other hand, Erudite is the calmest. He tied the solar bird's nest lamp on his back to a bamboo branch with dense bamboo leaves, with the lampshade facing down, and tied it firmly. Down, flexible movements, comparable to the ancestors of monkeys.
Gan Tian stood below and directly gave a thumbs up to Erudite: "Did you grow up in the countryside? Where is your hometown?"
If he hadn't grown up in the countryside and was used to climbing trees and digging out bird nests, he probably wouldn't be able to practice this unique skill.
But he didn't want to, Erudite directly denied it.
He said two words: "Overseas."
Team leader Tang Yun said: "I can guarantee this. When we first met him, he couldn't even speak Mandarin, but after being with us for a month, his language has improved rapidly, and now he can communicate proficiently. The boy has a top-notch learning ability, and he doesn't know what to eat to grow up?"
At this time, Erudite said: "Sea cucumber, abalone, king crab, king razor clam..."
"What?" Tang Yun asked.
Erudite explanation: "You asked me what I ate to grow up."
It was also the first time for Tang Yun to hear her teammates say that she grew up eating these things. Even Tang Yun couldn't believe it: "Fuck you, every time you bake sweet potatoes, you eat them more deliciously than anyone else, and you eat sea cucumbers and abalone kings." Crab grows up, can you be full of praise for black pickles and roasted sweet potatoes?"
Thinking of black pickled vegetables and roasted sweet potatoes, the erudite and unruly black eyes lit up instantly, and his greedy lips pursed, with a look of endless aftertaste.
He told the truth: "Roasted sweet potatoes are indeed better than king crabs. I grew up eating king crabs, and they are so greasy that I feel sick to my stomach when I think about them."
In contrast, the roasted sweet potatoes, black pickles, and hot and sour radishes in the countryside, what kind of delicacy is this?
Tang Yun: "......!!!!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room also heard the words of the learned Versailles, is this little bastard a rich second generation from overseas?
[Pretentious, it must be pretentious, I don't believe anyone would think that roasted sweet potatoes are better than king crabs! 】
[To be honest, I also think that roasted sweet potatoes are delicious. PS: I have never eaten king crab, so I will not comment. 】
[Please don't swipe the screen, Erudite is going to climb a tree again, I want to record the screen, everyone be quiet. 】
After dropping Versailles' words, Erudite picked up a solar-powered bird's nest lamp and carried it on his back. Immediately after another burst of jaw-dropping skills, he climbed to the top of another bamboo tree, forcing the bamboo to half-bend. Under the terrified gaze, he calmly tied up the lamp.
After being tied up, Erudite landed lightly, carried the third bird's nest lamp on his back, and continued to climb the bamboo.
[Ho Ho Ho Ho, I recorded the screen, I will post it to Moments immediately. 】
[This little guy can act in a costume drama, I want to see it! 】
[What should I do, my PPT is not finished yet, and the boss is urging me, but I don't want to leave the live broadcast room, and I want to watch Erudite Climbing Trees. 】
[This live broadcast room is poisonous, I couldn't go out yesterday, and today my appetite has been whetted. 】
Gan Tian took the opportunity to insert another advertisement. She held a bird's nest lamp and said: "The advertiser told me that this solar bird's nest lamp has the function of killing mosquitoes, and can attract mosquitoes through ultraviolet light waves. If you have a courtyard at home, you can use it in the courtyard." Install a few to try out the mosquito killing effect."
[I hate mosquitoes the most. I have type O blood and attract mosquitoes the most. In summer, I can't live with mosquitoes! 】
[I heard that not all mosquitoes suck blood, only female mosquitoes suck animal blood, and male mosquitoes like to eat nectar or plant juice. 】
【real or fake?Everyone is female, let alone embarrassing females?Dog mosquitoes never bite my husband, only me, so mad! 】
Gan Tian was bored watching the barrage, participating in topics and chatting with netizens in the live broadcast room.
She said: "It is true that female mosquitoes like to suck blood, but this is due to the need for reproduction. After mating, female mosquitoes need to use nutrients such as protein in human and animal blood to provide energy, promote ovarian development, and successfully produce fertilized eggs. breed the next generation."
[It turned out to be like this?In order to reproduce and suck my blood, I am also at stake with mosquitoes, and it is not for the purpose of giving birth to offspring. Don't expect me to be the Holy Mother! 】
【@十里莫甜糖, I'm asking for advice, it's dark at night, how did the mosquitoes find me?What about its piercing eyes? 】
Gan Tian said, "That's not true. Mosquitoes usually don't use their eyes to find their prey, but they look for carbon dioxide to bite people."
【? ? ? ? 】
Gan Tian said: "There are a lot of sensory hairs on the tentacles and feet of mosquitoes. With these sensors, mosquitoes can sense the carbon dioxide emitted by the human body in the air, and respond within 1% of a second, and quickly fly towards the airflow." In the past, the "sensory hairs" of ordinary mosquitoes can detect carbon dioxide gas at a distance of 15 meters from the human body."
[Fuck, do I have to hold my breath to prevent myself from exhaling carbon dioxide when I sleep at night?That's too difficult, I can't do it~]
[Sister, turn on the air conditioner, from my experience, there will be no mosquitoes when the air conditioner is turned on. 】
【@十里莫甜糖, after being bitten by a mosquito, what is the reason for the president's bag? 】
Gan Tian also said: "Mosquitoes will secrete an anticoagulant to prevent blood clotting during the bite process. In order to resist this anticoagulant, the immune system will release a chemical substance called "histamine". It causes blood vessels around the bite site to dilate, resulting in redness on the skin surface; histamine can also cause increased vascular permeability and edema, manifested as raised "wheals", and histamine can stimulate the nerve endings in the skin to produce itching sensation."
While Gan Tian was chatting with the netizens in the live broadcast room, Erudite had already hung up all the solar bird's nest mosquito killer lamps.
He came over again: "Sister, what are you doing next?"
Gan Tian frowned: "You are too curly, take a break, the first volume king of the live broadcast room."
Netizens flooded the screen with barrage: "Pfft~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...this title lives up to its name!"
Erudite tilted his head innocently, looked at the sweet phone screen, and focused on the number of people online in the live broadcast room.
Online number display: 135.2 million?
The erudite pursed his thin lips. When he was not working, he looked like a lazy and noble cat. He had no image of a tough guy. His appearance was so deceiving. Anyone who looked at him would think that he was an incapable man. The son who can't carry it on his shoulders is a bit indifferent and rebellious.
"Sister, 135.2 million people, does it mean that the live broadcast room is very popular?"
Gan Tian: "Ah, it's okay."
She remembered that Director Jiang's live broadcast of variety shows became popular with more than 1000 million viewers, but now her live broadcast only has more than 100 million viewers.
"Then I'll hang out with you from now on."
"Hey!" Tang Yun was busy with other things, and immediately yelled at him after hearing the words: "Educated, don't forget that we are a farming group!"
(End of this chapter)
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