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Chapter 592: Stinky guy, why didn’t you tell me you can’t drink this stuff!

Chapter 593: Stinky guy, why didn’t you tell me you can’t drink this stuff! (Please subscribe and reward)
Yang Mi continued to ask, and Shen Fei wanted to respond properly. He even racked his brains and thought of a few words of praise, such as "sexy," "intellectual," "explosive figure," "sounding voice," and "stinky feet." "wait,

Give this woman a good compliment.

Now, his neck is clamped by Yang Mi's creaking nest, and his nostrils are blocked by soft cotton balls.

If you don't praise her and ask her to let go,

Shen Fei was worried that he would ascend to heaven on the spot and suffocated on the spot~~~~
Who knows,

Not far away, a man coughed,

With such a familiar voice, Yang Mi was startled, blurted out, "Uncle Shen", and subconsciously let go of Shen Fei's neck.

After letting go of Shen Fei,

Yang Mi blushed, lowered her head, and subconsciously hid behind Shen Fei, complaining in her heart: I was careless, such a shameful scene was actually seen by Uncle Shen~
It’s really embarrassing~~
"Dad, what are you doing?"

Shen Fei grinned, his expression seemed calm, but his heart was agitated!

Nima, when did dad come?
It’s true that this girl Yang Mi only cares about making trouble. Why doesn’t she check to see if there are any acquaintances around her?

It's embarrassing now.

I hope dad won’t misunderstand. Don’t prepare a meal of seven wolves for me when you get home~
Shen Fei knew the status of little girl Anni in the hearts of her parents. Now that she and Yang Mi were at odds, Shen Fei really couldn't guarantee that his father wouldn't think too much~~~
"Make some soy sauce and prepare the dumpling filling later~"

Lao Shen responded briefly,
His expression was as if nothing had happened.
Keep your head down, smoke a cigarette, and keep moving forward...

Wait for Lao Shen to leave,

Yang Mi let out a long sigh of relief, while Shen Fei chuckled at the side with a proper expression of gloating~~
"Why are you laughing? It's funny?"

Yang Mi glared at Shen Fei fiercely, but it gave the impression that this was not a glare, but more like a flirtation between lovers~
"It's not bad. I didn't expect that you, who are so bold, would be scared sometimes!" Shen Fei continued to smile happily.

"Okay, this is what you said! It seems that you are really not afraid of anything!"

Yang Mi pointed at Shen Fei with a serious expression, "In that case, I'm going to tell my uncle and aunt now about you hooking up with me~~"

"Huh? When...when did I hook up with you?"

Shen Fei expressed that he was confused. Why was he going against Tiangang? "Is the plot reversed?"

"It's the old lady you're hooking up with anyway, huh!"

Yang Mi's pretty face was raised at a forty-five degree angle, and she walked forward with a stern voice~~
"Hey, we have something to discuss, easy to discuss~~" Shen Fei immediately chased after him, "It's not a good thing to be impulsive~"

"Aren't you not afraid?" Yang Mike seized the opportunity, rolled her eyes at Shen Fei angrily, and continued walking forward.

Shen Fei grabbed her arm,

Yang Mi struggled, "Don't stop me, you are the bravest one!"

Shen Fei didn't let go,
Yang Mi continued to struggle, "Hey, aren't you afraid? Let go...ah~~Uh-huh, you..."

Yang Mi was caught off guard and was suddenly pulled over by Shen Fei with great force. She stumbled and fell into Shen Fei's arms. Then, Shen Fei's hot mouth pressed down...

What Yang Mi wanted to say couldn't be said immediately. She could only widen her beautiful eyes and make a sound in her throat.

The bones in my body became even more sore.
My calves can hardly stand anymore.

He fell limply into Shen Fei's arms...

……

"Okay, you win~"

After a while,

Yang Mi slapped her lips together and gave Shen Fei a thumbs up, "You are braver than me~"

"That's natural!"

Shen Fei looked proud.

Before the playing was over, Yang Mi said cheerfully, "I want more!"

Shen Fei:......

Damn it, I don’t want to play like this. A surprise attack would be interesting, but a dry attack would not work now.

There’s no such atmosphere anymore~~
Moreover,
What if someone sees me?
Shen Fei ignored him and just walked away!
"Smelly brother, let's do it again~" Yang Mi chased after her, holding Shen Fei's arm and shaking her, her beautiful eyes almost overflowing with water~~
"On New Year's Eve, don't cause trouble!"

Shen Fei warned.

"No, I'm just thinking about it~" The squeaking sound makes people feel numb~
Shen Fei trembled and ran away~~
"Stinky guy, you are surrounded by fellow villagers, how can I still eat you?!" Yang Mi curled her lips and stamped her feet, her expression full of resentment~~
quickly,

The two returned to Shen Fei's house.

"Mom, where's the door painting? I'll put it up~" Shen Fei shouted.

"The door paintings and rice noodles are behind the gate!" Mother Shen, who was busy in the kitchen, responded.

"Found it~"

When Shen Fei came to the gate, he saw several door paintings and a pot of hot rice dumplings.

Shen Fei picked up the door paintings and couplets, separated the left and right sides, and the door head.

Yang Mi, who had nothing to do, came over and said,

Squatting next to the steaming glutinous rice basin, I gasped a few times, "It smells so good~~"

then,

This girl actually took the small spoon in the basin, scooped up a small spoonful, put it in her mouth and smashed it, "Hmm, the sweet taste of maltose! Auntie, is this porridge cooked in this small basin? It's so good Have a drink~~"

Shen Fei, who had just sorted the door paintings, looked at the spoon in Yang Mi's hand in shock, "You...drank it?"

"Hmm, what's the matter? It's really fragrant. How about you take a bite too!" Yang Mi scooped up another spoonful and wanted to put it into Shen Fei's mouth~
Shen Fei shook his head and quickly stretched out his hand to push her arm away, "This is not for drinking, this is glutinous rice for hanging on the door!"

"What? For posting couplets? Then why didn't you tell me earlier? Why didn't you stop me!"

Yang Mi was so angry that she felt her stomach churn.

"You moved too fast, and I didn't even notice it!" Shen Fei shrugged.

"Ah?! Then, I...vomit..."

Yang Mi immediately exclaimed,

Make a retching motion~~
I don't know when,

Father Shen walked into the small courtyard from the outside. He probably heard what happened just now. He smiled and added, "It's all made from white flour. It's cooked. It's really drinkable! It's just too sticky and the taste may not be good." Very good~”

"Can you drink? Hehe~~"

As soon as she heard that this stuff could be drunk, Yang Mi immediately stopped retching, and her pretty face that was almost crying just now burst into a smile, "Did you hear that, uncle said you can drink it, it's okay, I'm okay, haha~ ~”

Thinking of the big joke she had just made, Yang Mi subconsciously looked at Uncle Shen. Uncle Shen shook his head, with a kind smile on his face, pretending that nothing happened, and walked to the kitchen with the soy sauce~~
Yang Mi's cheeks turned red, she rolled her eyes at Shen Fei angrily, and complained, "It's all your fault, why didn't you tell me earlier!"

"Also, why are you using this to post couplets? Can't you use tape or glue?" Yang Mi asked in confusion. She remembered that when she was a child, she used tape to post couplets at home.~
"In the past, rural areas were relatively poor. How could they afford tape or glue? Everyone used paste to post couplets!" Shen Fei explained with a smile, "The paste at that time was not the white paste now. Paste, but mixed flour paste, mostly cornmeal!”

White flour is more expensive, so why would you use it to paste couplets?
Therefore,
Over time, the habits developed by the older generation are difficult to change, so they continue to be used~~
Yang Mi nodded, indicating that she had become more knowledgeable again, "How do you apply it? Do you apply the paste directly on the door?"

"That's not true, it's a bit wasteful, and we can't determine the scope of the painting!" Shen Fei pointed to the door painting that he had laid on the clean ground, "Here, put paste on the back of the door painting and couplet~~"

"Are you using a spoon?" Yang Mi looked at the small spoon in her hand.

"Isn't there a small brush at your feet? Just use that one!" Shen Fei pointed.

"Oh oh oh, I'll do it, I'll do it~" Yang Mi had already bravely picked up the brush, dipped it in the fragrant paste in the basin, and then started to brush on the back of the door painting...

One is painting the paste, the other is pasting the door painting.

When two people work together, they won’t be tired from work.
Yang Mi also makes little giggles from time to time, like a cute little girl~~
Seeing Shen Fei and Yang Mi talking and laughing in harmony, Shen's mother, who was standing at the door of the kitchen, unconsciously curled her lips and murmured in her heart: What a good couple...
As soon as she finished muttering to herself, Mother Shen immediately pouted twice and made a fake gesture of slapping herself in the mouth, "What are you thinking about? Xiaofei can still marry two wives? You shouldn't think too much, you shouldn't think too much~~ "

Shaking her head, Mother Shen walked back to the kitchen and started kneading noodles and preparing to make dumplings~~
The customs in Xia County, or the customs in the surrounding areas, are different from those in other places; the New Year begins at noon.

Have a lunch of dumplings and set off firecrackers to celebrate the end of the year!
In the evening, a sumptuous dinner will be cooked. The whole family will sit together, eat, drink, talk, and start watching the party at eight o'clock~~
If there are more men and the drinking time is longer, children and women will basically go to the party, while the men will stay at the dinner table and continue drinking~~~~
Wait until twelve o'clock in the evening,
Cannons will be set off at home,
Countdown to the New Year, everyone!
Families with the conditions will also buy some fireworks and set them off at home~~
Waiting for the early morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year,

In other words, after 12 o'clock on the New Year's Eve, the sound of firecrackers in the village has been endless, and it will even continue until noon the next day...

……

When making dumplings together,
Yang Mi also came over, "Auntie, can I wrap it together?"

"sure!"

Mother Shen had a kind smile on her face.

"Hmm, let me look at Auntie's bag first, and then follow suit~" Yang Mi sat on the pony, staring at Shen's mother's movements with a serious expression, like a primary school student who listens carefully~~
After a while,

Shen Fei's cell phone rang, and he glanced at WeChat. It was a picture sent by Annie, "I made it, doesn't it look good?"

Shen Fei made a thumbs up emoticon.

The other party sent a kiss emoticon~~
A sweet aunty smile appeared on Shen Fei's face. Yang Mi, who was making dumplings, glanced at Shen Fei and asked with a smile, "It's a message from my little girlfriend, look at how sweet it is for you~"

"A blessing message from 10086!" Shen Fei said casually.

Yang Mi curled her lips, obviously not believing it, and then took the dumplings she had just made, "Auntie, that's it, the ones I made are so ugly~"

"Practice makes perfect when making dumplings, just make them a few times and it will be better!" Mother Shen still had a kind face, "You are the first to make dumplings like this, it is already very rare~"

"I remember when Xiaofei was making dumplings when he was little, they were all bunched up. They were not dumplings at all. Look, they were just dough stuffed with dumpling fillings!" Shen's mother smiled and chatted with a look of reminiscence on her face~~
"Hahahaha, dough, I didn't expect Xiao Fei's brother to be very bad at making dumplings~" Yang Mi smiled happily, then turned to look at Shen Fei, "Do you want to try it? Maybe when you grow up, Are you good at craftsmanship?"

"No, I won't be able to grow up, so I won't show off my shame!" Shen Fei waved his hand and refused, then sat at the door of the earthen stove, "I'll light the fire and prepare to make dumplings!"

At about half past eleven,
Father Shen lit a lot of incense,

I bowed beside the stove and inserted a few wires~~
"What is this for?" Yang Mi asked nonchalantly, thinking secretly in her heart: I didn't expect my uncle and aunt to engage in feudal superstition.

But Shen Fei smiled and explained, "This is offering incense to the Stove Lord!"

"Kitchen Lord?" Yang Mi wondered.

"Yes, the Stove Lord is about to ascend to heaven. Let's burn incense to see him off!" Shen Fei continued to explain, "Not only must we burn incense, but the first bowl of dumplings that will be cooked later must also be placed next to the stove~"

"Is it also a sacrifice to...the Stove Lord?" Yang Mi's beautiful eyes widened.

"Well, send off the dumplings to the windward side! This is a custom and has nothing to do with feudal superstition~" Shen Fei said.

"Oh oh oh, I've learned a lot again~" Yang Mi nodded seriously.

Wait until the water in the pot boils.
Yang Mi and Mama Shen also made a lot of dumplings.

Father Shen patted Shen Fei on the shoulder, "I'll light the fire, your mother will make the dumplings, and you go outside and set off the firecrackers~~"

Setting off firecrackers was my favorite part of my childhood!
Even though he is now in his early twenties, Shen Fei is still very excited and grins, "Okay~"

"Well, I...I...can I let it go?" Yang Mi rubbed her hands and asked cautiously, but she couldn't hide her eagerness to try...~
"certainly!"

Shen Fei nodded, then took out a stick of incense from the table, lit it with a lighter, and handed the burning incense to Yang Mi's hand, "I'll use this later, light it and run away, don't blow you up!" "

If you run too late, it will be like in a certain TV series, where the white spirit turns into a black spirit~~
"Yeah, I remember~"

Yang Mi's expression of eagerness to try became even more intense.

Shen Fei held a large plate of firecrackers and walked towards the entrance of the small courtyard with a smile on his face. Yang Mi followed him, bending her waist to light them. Shen Fei turned around and was shocked, "Holy shit! What the hell are you doing? !”

"Light up the cannons, didn't you ask me to light them up?" Yang Mi responded as she should, and rolled her eyes at Shen Fei, "It was a surprise, it scared me!"

"Huh? You scared me, okay? You want to blow me up!"

Shen Fei glared at Yang Mi angrily, "The main point is, you might as well wait until I hang the firecrackers on the fence before taking action!"

"Oh oh oh, I forgot to consider you, hahaha~" Yang Mi smiled happily, looking a little heartless~~
quickly,

Shen Fei hung the long firecrackers on the fence, like a red snake, red and fiery, full of festive joy.

Yang Mi asked with a smile, "Isn't it prohibited to set off fireworks and firecrackers across the country now? Why does your village...?"

Meaning: Why isn’t it banned in your village?
Really weird?
(End of this chapter)