The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 356 Sniper Contest (seeking a wave of recommended monthly tickets)

"Children? Grandma said that at their time, those who were my age were the most established men, and the children were already five or six years old." Shen Yifei shouted unconvinced.

He has already been in four sexes with his partner, and he still treats him as a child, isn't that scolding.

Wang Biao reached out and pushed the back of Shen Yifei's head, "Go, go, take care of your younger brothers and sisters at home, and urge them to study, so don't be like a light bulb following me and your little aunt."

He thought Xiao Fei would leave.

Unexpectedly, with a flick of his head, this kid came up to him in a ghostly manner.

"Did the little uncle get the gun?"

Surprised, Wang Biao covered Shen Yifei's mouth.

"How did you know that kid?"

Shen Yifei broke Wang Biao's hand, "Why, are you going to kill people to silence? Let me tell you, if you do, the whole world will know about it the next day."

"Good boy, play this game with your little uncle and say, how did you know? Your little aunt told you? If you don't tell the truth, I'll break your neck." Wang Biao grinned.

Shen Yifei rolled his eyes, he definitely couldn't say that he overheard this matter, let alone analyzed it from the gun certificate he saw in the ground when he was using the computer.

"My little aunt told me that as long as I teach my younger siblings well, she will take me hunting."

"Hush, you little brat, keep your voice down so that others can hear you." Wang Biao covered Shen Yifei's mouth again, and pulled Shen Yifei upstairs.

"Then will you take me there?" Shen Yifei struggled to ask, with a threatening light in his two big eyeballs.

"Take, take, who did you learn from, you little brat, to threaten your little uncle, and the bastard is so rare for you." Wang Biao said impatiently.

Shen Zitong, Xie Yuchen, and Xie Yufei were very surprised to see Wang Biao and Shen Yifei searching for dogs on the stairs, and they were hiding something from them.

No, I have to figure out what the hell the two of them are doing.

The three of them poked and muttered a few words.

All the birds gathered around quietly, it happened that Wang Biao and Shen Yifei had their heads turned away from the living room at this time, so they didn't pay attention to this matter.

Wang Biao was scolding Shen Yifei, when the back of his ears felt hot, he heard a voice beside his ears.

"Little uncle, who do you care about?" Shen Zitong asked in a low voice
"Ah?" Wang Biao was startled, and Shen Yifei was also startled.

"I c, when did you guys come here? Why are you talking to ghosts, and there is no movement at all?" Shen Yifei almost swears at his sister.

But when the words reached the critical point, he hurriedly held back.

No way, this is the latest bug.

This matter has to be mentioned from the little uncle in front of me. This little uncle is simply from ancient times, a thief of tradition, and a thief who pays attention to some stinky rules.

For example, you are not allowed to say dirty words with your brothers and sisters, and you are not allowed to say grass to your sisters, let alone use the word "mother" on your lips.

Mantras don't work either.

If you dare to say a word, he will kick you and chew the ear of the tigress, little aunt.

Little aunt's fat beating, they really couldn't bear it, it was really beating, not to mention the beating, they even squeezed the horseradish inside.

Seven or eight younger brothers and sisters squeeze you into their mouths.

It was inhumane.

It's really dangerous, I almost said it just now, but fortunately my brother reacted quickly and held back.

Wang Biao looked at Shen Yifei with squinted eyes: "The elder nephew has everything to say, what are you stabbing?"

Xie Yufei, Xie Yuchen, and Shen Zitong also stared at each other, looked at Shen Yifei with smirks and anticipation, and encouraged each of them.

"Don't hold back, just say it."

"Say it, how uncomfortable it is to hold it in your stomach, Brother Fei."

Shen Yifei snorted: "Bah, brother, you villains will not do what you bad guys want, and want to pour horseradish to get revenge for the last time? No way."

At this time, Shen Na changed her clothes and was about to go downstairs. As soon as she came to the stairs, she saw the five of her grandfather gathered on the stairs and sneaking around.

"What are you five muttering about?" She asked curiously.

"Leader, Xiao Fei said." Wang Biao wanted to ask Shen Na, why did she tell Shen Yifei about the gun, no matter how spoiled her elder nephew, she couldn't tell him about it.

But as soon as he said five words, Shen Yifei stopped him.

Shen Yifei rushed to Shen Na's side in a few steps, held Shen Na's arm, salivated and said: "Little aunt, little uncle said to take me to go hunting with you."

When Shen Na heard this, her eyes changed, and she glared at Wang Biao angrily, are you stupid?

I also take them to play with this matter, it is a gun, how can I be like a child, if I have a good toy, I want to show it off.

Quite a big person, neither light nor heavy.

Wang Biao was stunned by the stare, but he reacted immediately.

"Well, you bastard, you lied to me." He cursed at Shen Yifei.

Why does this f*cking old Shen family have so many people?

Shen Yifei turned his head and smiled proudly at Wang Biao.

Shen Na is so smart, looking at the reaction and words of the two men, she made a good guess in her heart.

Shen Zitong, Xie Yufei, and Xie Yuchen's eyes widened.

hunt?

What's so funny about this?

What to use?

It sounds like a lot of fun.

Shen Zitong's personality has a bit of Shen Na's little personality, eccentric and aggressive.

She also swished to Shen Na, grabbed the back of her brother Shen Yifei's T-shirt, pulled it back, and bumped it with her butt again, almost knocking Shen Yifei back.

"Sister Fairy, what are you going to play?"

She is very clear that in this family, the words of the little aunt are the imperial decree, no matter what you do, the words of the little uncle are not effective, and the words of the little aunt can only be used.

Although Shen Na is eight or nine years older than Shen Zitong, the mother and sister are just like the sisters.

good relationship.

There is no generation gap either.

Shen Na smiled and pinched her eldest niece's face, "You can say, Sister Fairy, let your father and grandpa hear it, and see if they will shoot you with the soles of their shoes."

"Hehehe, they're not here again, little aunt, what are you going to do? What hunting?" Shen Zitong said in a low voice.

The little uncle, the little aunt, and the eldest brother Yifei all sneaked around, which means that this thing is not suitable for children. They are all behind their backs, and she has to be quiet, otherwise the children will hear it and follow it, then their The plan must be hot.

Xie Yufei and Xie Yuchen didn't say anything, they just grabbed Wang Biao's arms, one left and one right, and told Shen Na and Wang Biao with body language, no matter what you do, you have to take our brothers with you, our brothers Now it's dog skin plaster, you take it with you or you don't have to.

Wang Biao and Shen Na looked at each other, nodded and said, "Okay, okay, change clothes quickly."

"Okay, haha."

"Oye, let's go now."

"Small movement, wake up your little sister."

The four guys suppressed the joy in their hearts, and Niao quietly returned to his dormitory, putting on his down jacket or something.

Downstairs in the hall, the little ones lying on all sides, sitting on their stomachs, standing upright and pouting, saw the four big ones changing clothes, and they thought they were going out to play, and shouted one by one.

"Brother, where are you going to play?"

"Wait for me, I'll go and change my clothes too."

"It will be fine in a while, wait for me."

"Is sister Tongtong going to have a snowball fight again?"

"Little aunt, what are you going to do?"

"What game is little uncle playing today?"

Wang Biao and Shen Na glared at Shen Yifei, Shen Zitong and the others angrily.

Wang Biao turned his face at this moment, and brought out what his mother and father scolded him at the beginning.

"If you play, you know how to play. Why are you not so active in learning?"

"You all go out to play and let us study at home? It's not fair."

"Yes, it's not fair. The teacher said that we should combine work and rest."

Wang Biao's face was straightened: "We are going to the pig farm to dig out the dung, you go? It's just right, there are so many people and strong strength, just to help clean the pig cakes pulled on the pig bed, walk around, and change clothes. Let me tell you, whoever wants to stop working there, you see if I kick him or not."

"Huh? Go get pig manure?"

"Hey, it's disgusting, so I won't go."

"Ah, I just remembered. I haven't finished my homework. I have to do my homework."

Shen Na looked at these nephews angrily and amusedly, they were very cunning, and when they heard about work, they all shrank back.

out the door.

Shen Yifei drove Wang Biao and several others to the brick factory.

Shen Na leaned on Wang Biao's shoulder and said with a smile: "Comrade Wang Biao, it's okay now, you can lie as soon as you open your mouth, and your face won't even turn red. Didn't you say you can't lie?"

"Yo, look, my little aunt is going to teach my little uncle family law again, Tongtong, you have to study hard, and when you get married, you have to learn from my little aunt."

"Hahaha, yes, look good, this kind of real-life teaching is rare."

"Little uncle, you are telling the truth. After all, how much did you lie to our beloved little aunt?"

Wang Biao scolded with a red face: "Go, go, what are the children doing, no big or small."

"I'm asking you something, why are you so cruel to my nephews, don't change the subject, say, how much did you lie to me?" Shen Na said with a bluff.

The little hand twisted Wang Biao's ear.

"No, no, how dare I."

"How dare you? What Mei did that time?"

Shen Na reminded.

When Shen Yifei, Shen Zitong, Xie Yuchen and others heard this, they all looked at Wang Biao with bright eyes, and yelled in their mouths, as if they had discovered a new continent.

"What May's. What's the situation?"

Wang Biao was ashamed and angry at the same time, "What's the matter, my wife, why don't you mention this to the children."

"What what plum?"

"What Dongmei is here?"

"Ma What Mei?"

Talking and laughing, we came to the brick factory.

Xie Yuchen, Shen Yifei and the others looked at the two air guns that Wang Biao took out from a safe and ridiculous safe, their eyes lit up one by one.

That man does not imagine that he owns a magic weapon.

This thing is more attractive to men than women.

"Good stuff, really good stuff."

Shen Na knocked off Shen Yifei's hand with a slap: "Don't move around, the research is over, it's bang, it went off."

"Wait, let me check it first." Wang Biao said, actually checking the installation of the gun body, the safety, the hook, and whether the air pressure of the gas cylinder is enough.

After you're done.

As soon as the gas cylinder was put on, the molecular bomb started again.

"It's the first time, only [-] bullets per person. You are not allowed to point the muzzle at people, cattle, sheep, glass, etc., only aim at mice. Do you hear me?" Wang Biao counted out four lead bullets, and one person Twenty.

The lead bullets are only four or five hao, like a reduced version of pistol bullets.

Very refined.

After distributing to the four, he grabbed two handfuls, gave one to Shen Na, and pocketed one for himself.

"Hey, you're not right, little uncle, why did we give twenty, and you and little aunt just grabbed it?" Shen Zitong said honestly.

Shen Na's eyes widened: "Why? Besides, there are no more than [-]. The children's family can just enjoy themselves. I want to play enough at one time. I want to play tomorrow night."

Shen Zitong didn't dare to talk back to Shen Na, Shen Yifei and the others were even more afraid.

One by one happily followed Wang Biao and Shen Na to the color steel house opposite the decoy area.

This color steel house is only seven or eight square meters, and the floor is covered with ten thick benzene boards.

Wang Biao and Shen Na first shot more than a dozen shots at the target they had set up, and then adjusted the eight-fold scope while looking at the point of the bullet.

These two scopes are not amateurs, but professional sniper scopes bought by Wang Biao for tens of thousands of dollars.

A scope alone is heavier than a gun.

Whether it is precision, magnification, clarity, light transmittance, etc., they are all excellent.

What's even more amazing is that the objective lens is particularly large, even larger than the objective lens of his 56MM ten-fold telescope.

This determines that there are more low beams and clearer imaging. With the help of infrared, even if you can't see your fingers, it is difficult for small mice to hide.

"Little uncle, it's okay, this is just right, give me first, give me first, and I'll take a few shots."

"No, give it to me first, girls first, boys first, boys should be courteous to girls."

"Why give it to you first? The little aunt is still a woman, so it should be the little aunt first."

"Respect the old and love the young, little aunt is big, she has to take care of my child first." Shen Zitong said bluntly.

Shen Na and Wang Biao watched the brothers fight over there amusedly.

Shen Yifei pursed his lips and said: "Cut, shame or not, I'm already eighteen, and I'm still a child, the old cucumber is painted with green paint, pretending to be tender."

"Yeah, you scold me, little aunt, look at my brother, he scolds me."

Shen Na smiled and said: "Okay, okay, everyone has a share of what is good to earn."

"Hey, I have a suggestion, how about we compete?" Wang Biao said.

"How is it better than little uncle?"

Several people became interested when they heard it.

"For those who want to bet on the lottery, twenty bullets will see who can hit the most rats." Wang Biao said.

Xie Yuchen said: "What is the lottery, little uncle?"

Shen Na said: "The loser should do a reasonable thing for the winner."

"Okay, then do that."

"Then I will compare with my uncle." Shen Yifei said.

As he spoke, he took the gun, lay down on the foam board, set up the tripod, and prepared to shoot.

A burst of PiuPiuPiu's sharp chirping sounds followed the taunting and advice of Wang Biao, Shen Na, Shen Zitong, Xie Yuchen and others.

"It's high, it's high."

"What are you fighting with?"

"Brother, haven't you learned parabola? You've already learned advanced mathematics, so you don't understand this little truth? Do you understand gravity?"

"Your gun is too high. It's only a dozen or 20 meters away. Gravity affects the ballistic trajectory is limited, so you just shoot straight." Wang Biao said.

Shen Na said from the side: "Do you understand three points and one line? I bought you so many toy guns for nothing when I was a child, what an idiot."

Shen Yifei's head was getting bigger after being fired, and he didn't know who to listen to.

Xie Yuchen said: "Brother Fei, isn't it good for you to play chicken? Why is it really not effective? Take a look at your twenty bullets, and you only hit four. Look at me."

　The last day of the Year of the Rat, tomorrow is 2021, the Year of the Ox, I wish everyone a bullish New Year, turn things around, and be bullish!

　　
　
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