Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga
Chapter 661 I’m going to pretend to be a drowning fish and sneak in!
Chapter 661 I’m going to pretend to be a drowning fish and sneak in!
"Blue sky~" Ji Dabao's hoarse voice was full of excitement: "Beautiful beach~"
The excitement in Ji Dabao's voice reached its peak: "There are so many bikini beauties!"
While drinking coconut milk through a straw, Ji Dabao patted Wu Liuqi on the head: "But we can only waste coconut water here! It's all because you always fail in the mission! One business deal None of it was done!”
Although his tone was gritted, there was not much complaint in Ji Dabao's tone: "Originally, at this time, I should be... wow~"
Thinking of some beautiful fantasy scenes, Chicken Dabao couldn't help but whistle, and then continued: "It's all because of you!"
As he said that, Ji Dabao wanted to pat Wu Liuqi on the head, but Wu Liuqi was no longer beside him. Instead, he didn’t know when he came up to a beautiful girl sunbathing: “Miss, do you want me to apply it for you?” Apply some sun oil~"
"Wu Liuqi may not be a qualified assassin, but he must be a qualified person." Huang Rong said to the young Guo Fu.
Guo Fu asked curiously: "Mom, do you want to become a qualified assassin... No, for us, is it more important to become a qualified martial arts practitioner, or to become a qualified person?"
"Mom, I think both things are very important, but becoming a qualified person is the basis for becoming a qualified assassin." Huang Rong said while holding Guo Fu, who was only four or five years old, "Because, if you can't be a good person, Then you will definitely not be able to be a martial arts practitioner as a human being. The opposite is also true. If you become a martial arts practitioner but do not have the original intention of being a human being, you can actually be said to be a beast, not a person. For example, your father, he He is a well-known strong man in the world. Although the development of firearms has been very strong since the appearance of inventory, for your father, it is not much different from ordinary hidden weapons."
Guo Fu nodded: "Mom, are you trying to say that if dad didn't become a good person first, he wouldn't be a famous warrior, but a big devil who would be killed by everyone on sight?"
"That's right, and if your father wasn't a good person," Huang Rong said, remembering the past, "He actually wouldn't have had the chance to grow up to what he is today. Even when my mother was with him, and finally achieved enlightenment, it was all because of your father. He is a good man with great wisdom and foolishness, not just a warrior."]
The angry Chicken Dabao shattered his beach shirt and took out a small ball: "Variety Gaiba egg!"
Just when he was about to throw it out to teach Wu Liuqi a lesson, Ji Dabao's phone rang.
Picking up a special phone, Ji Dabao asked: "Hello, do you need assassin service? No problem~ We are professional and will refund the full amount if we don't complete the task! And new users will get a 50 yuan discount on their first order. Oh~"
After discussing with the client on a confidential phone, Ji Dabao looked at Wu Liuqi, who was smiling obscenely at the side: "Hey! We have a mission, Liuqi, hurry up and leave!"
"Wait until I finish applying sunscreen~" Wu Liuqi was already about to take action.
But the speedy little flying chicken had already arrived behind him, accurately grabbed his handle, and dragged him towards the mission location.
After watching Wu Liuqi leave, Ji Dabao showed the same smile as Wu Liuqi: "Beauty, you've finished painting the back, do you want to paint the other side~"
["Bah! Pervert!" Plum Blossom Thirteen said with a red face: "Both of them are not good things!"
Ji Dabao defended: "As men, how can we say that we are not good guys? Can you women not be moved when you see a super handsome guy? It's just that Liuqi and I are more outgoing!"
"You call this extrovert?!" Coke said with a face that he had never seen such a shameless face before: "I don't even know why that beauty didn't kick you!"
Wu Liuqi's expression became funny: "Wouldn't that be better?"
"It's hopeless..." Coke covered his face.
Ji Dabao cleared his throat: "Well, Liuqi, you are still young and can't handle the matter of being kicked by a beautiful woman. Let me do it!"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Wu Liuqi said disdainfully: "You are obviously a pervert too!"
Looking at the two people bickering, the Prince of Sturt adjusted his glasses: "Our biological laboratories in Sturt often need many biological samples, but Sturt is not a country that ranks among the top in terms of area and population. It is not so There are many biological samples. So some criminals saw business opportunities from this..."
"It's almost an unspoken rule on the surface," Prince Stego said, looking at Ji Dabao and Wu Liuqi: "Those are biological specimens in some underground scientific research sites. Don't ask where the specimens came from... Because after you leave the country of St, you will probably become part of these specimens."
Wu Liuqi swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "So..."
Prince Sturt gave a rare smile: "So, Chicken Dabao may really be doing it for your own good. After all, as far as I know, the source of biological specimens in underground research institutes is often like this... Even if the team members Beautiful women are used to seduce healthy and lustful men, and after gaining their trust, they are taken to remote places and taken away.”
Realizing something, Chicken Dabao asked tremblingly: "What about... and then..."
Prince Sturt said calmly: "No matter what they do, they don't use anesthetics. After all, anesthetics are not cheap, and if the amount is not controlled well, it will have bad effects... Of course, I don't mean that I am afraid that the person who was cheated will die." , but it means that the biological samples have been destroyed, and they like the original biological samples."]
In a small fortress marked "Coastal Defense Department", Wu Liuqi fell from the sky, smashed through the roof, and stuck his head into the ground.
At the wooden table nearby, the old man operating an old-fashioned big-headed desktop asked: "Before you come in...can you knock on the door first?"
After quietly pressing ALT+Tab, Uncle Chen pointed to a few red light spots on the screen and said: "Look, there are three submarines approaching here. I need you to sneak into the largest one and kill the captain inside."
As he spoke, the old man whose subtitles were labeled Uncle Chen wanted to show more information, but his computer suddenly crashed and got stuck.
While Uncle Chen was studying how to restore the computer to work, Wu Liuqi briefly looked at the furnishings in the fortress: "Isn't the equipment of your Coastal Defense Department a little too backward?" "The Coastal Defense Department has not paid wages for ten years. "It's gone," Uncle Chen said helplessly, "Now I'm the only one left."
Wu Liuqi trembled: "To say it is so miserable...doesn't this old man not want to give money?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Chen brought an iron box.
After looking at the words on the iron box, Wu Liuqi pouted and said, "What are you doing? I don't like eating Wu Ren mooncakes!"
"These are the fees for hiring you as an assassin, a total of 88 yuan." Uncle Chen said.
Wu Liuqi's eyes widened. After taking the iron box and opening it, he looked at the small steel coins and the extremely small banknotes inside with twitching eyes: "Wow, these changes are really small."
["Five-nut mooncake...Wu-ren mooncake..." Han Ziang muttered: "Which little genius is this work? But the five-nut mooncake is really not delicious."
Liu Qi remembered the inventory he took when he wandered around the earth last time, and asked Han Ziang: "Are the five-nut mooncakes stuffed with meat or something?"
Looking at Luo Ji and Zhang Beihai who were standing aside: "Two, do me a favor, isn't the Mid-Autumn Festival coming soon? Could you please help me purchase mooncakes, preferably the very representative ones, especially those from the south. Let this kid see what it means to not taste good every year, to buy it every year, but it still doesn’t taste good every year!”
Luo Ji smiled and nodded: "Okay, it's easy!"
"This world of Wu Liuqi is really interesting. Human life is so worthless." Zhang Beihai also nodded and said: "Although this time we should assassinate the intruder, the situation is different. The one we wanted to assassinate before was also called Wang Feng. It’s a dog, but it’s enough to show that killing one person is not a big deal in this world where there are at least 1 assassins.”
Liu Peiqiang said: "But for the place where Wu Liuqi is, it should be very different, right? This place looks quite harmonious."
"If nothing else, this is a small island isolated overseas." Luo Ji said: "And it is a small island very far away from the mainland. Only in this way can we explain why this place has modern technology and employees who can easily hire people. The assassin’s system, but it looks so peaceful. It’s just because this place is relatively isolated from the world, so not many assassins come here, and there aren’t many people who really need assassins to kill here.”
Dahan Duoduo said in a low voice: "However... after the inventory video appeared, all this may have changed... We don't know what Wu Liuqi has experienced, but since he is the protagonist of this inventory, and even if he can be relied on With superpowers and magical props, he could compete with the 37th-ranked Plum Blossom Thirteen to a score of [-] or even close to [-] or [-], which is also an underestimated state. That shows that... his other side will definitely not be simple! This is a mixture of multiple powers. In this world, it can be expected that Wu Liuqi will become the focus of their world in the next period of time, and the island where this focus is located will be a stage for confrontation among many parties!"
"The originally peaceful days will be broken. I hope these ordinary people can live in peace..." Luo Ji sighed and said, "But they have been peacefully transferred to departments like the Ministry of Coastal Defense, and they have not been paid for ten years. The money used to assassinate the enemy leader was all the hard-earned change of this old man. When the crisis is approaching, can they really respond appropriately?"
Han Zi'ang faintly recited an ancient poem that he had memorized when he was a child: "If you enter, you will be helpless, and if you leave, you will be invincible to foreign patients, the country will perish..."]
After getting the money, Wu Liuqi immediately changed his attitude: "No problem, leave this task to me! Where is the diving equipment? I can set off now!"
"No." Uncle Chen said.
Wu Liuqi's expression remained unchanged: "Where are the diving goggles?"
"No." Uncle Chen replied.
Wu Liuqi couldn't stand it any longer: "You should have a swimsuit, right?"
After thinking about it, Uncle Chen opened his beach shorts and took out a pair of pink briefs: "I have worn these swimming trunks for decades. I will lend them to you once."
"Uh..." Walking to the window and facing the sun, Wu Liuqi said, "Forget it, let you wear it by yourself. I'll leave first."
Uncle Chen was stunned: "Hey, your swimming trunks!"
"No need," Wu Liuqi said, "because I have already thought of a better plan!"
Looking back at Uncle Chen, Wu Liuqi said without surprising: "I will pretend to be a drowning fish and sneak into the enemy!"
Uncle Chen's expression changed drastically: "What a seamless plan!"
"You must succeed!" Uncle Chen shouted loudly: "The fate of this island will be left to you!"
["Do they... have some misunderstanding about fish?" Arthur Curry was stunned: "Is there a possibility that fish... swim in water... in closed pools, It’s possible that the fish in the pond suffocated to death due to lack of oxygen before the rainstorm, but this is the ocean!”
Victor Stone was also speechless and said: "This Uncle Chen... thinks this idea is very good... Is he really from the Ministry of Coastal Defense? Isn't he just on the beach? Why do you think this is a good idea... "
"I'm more concerned. Since this island has been peaceful for a long time, why was there a sudden invasion?" Bruce Wayne said: "And there are three submarines... This is definitely not an ordinary invader."
Clark Kent frowned: "Pirates who just grab a fortune and run away? This island does meet the standards of these pirates. The awareness of crisis is almost non-existent. Peace and harmony also represent wealth. Being alone overseas also means there will be no one." What powerful force will hunt them down?"
"If there were no Wu Liuqi, this would certainly make sense." Diana Prince said: "But he is a protagonist like Saitama, with unknown powerful strength. He is the protagonist and the center of the world... Then this island will not be so simple, especially the current plot development, which is very much like starting to expand the world view after briefly introducing the regional background."
Arthur Curry is still obsessed with drowning fish: "Whales can drown, but whales are not fish. The name 'fish' is basically in East Asia. If it weren't for the fact that there are many Eastern worlds in the inventory, , I don’t have any knowledge in this area, is this just a joke? But the size of the whale is too big, right?”]
(End of this chapter)
"Blue sky~" Ji Dabao's hoarse voice was full of excitement: "Beautiful beach~"
The excitement in Ji Dabao's voice reached its peak: "There are so many bikini beauties!"
While drinking coconut milk through a straw, Ji Dabao patted Wu Liuqi on the head: "But we can only waste coconut water here! It's all because you always fail in the mission! One business deal None of it was done!”
Although his tone was gritted, there was not much complaint in Ji Dabao's tone: "Originally, at this time, I should be... wow~"
Thinking of some beautiful fantasy scenes, Chicken Dabao couldn't help but whistle, and then continued: "It's all because of you!"
As he said that, Ji Dabao wanted to pat Wu Liuqi on the head, but Wu Liuqi was no longer beside him. Instead, he didn’t know when he came up to a beautiful girl sunbathing: “Miss, do you want me to apply it for you?” Apply some sun oil~"
"Wu Liuqi may not be a qualified assassin, but he must be a qualified person." Huang Rong said to the young Guo Fu.
Guo Fu asked curiously: "Mom, do you want to become a qualified assassin... No, for us, is it more important to become a qualified martial arts practitioner, or to become a qualified person?"
"Mom, I think both things are very important, but becoming a qualified person is the basis for becoming a qualified assassin." Huang Rong said while holding Guo Fu, who was only four or five years old, "Because, if you can't be a good person, Then you will definitely not be able to be a martial arts practitioner as a human being. The opposite is also true. If you become a martial arts practitioner but do not have the original intention of being a human being, you can actually be said to be a beast, not a person. For example, your father, he He is a well-known strong man in the world. Although the development of firearms has been very strong since the appearance of inventory, for your father, it is not much different from ordinary hidden weapons."
Guo Fu nodded: "Mom, are you trying to say that if dad didn't become a good person first, he wouldn't be a famous warrior, but a big devil who would be killed by everyone on sight?"
"That's right, and if your father wasn't a good person," Huang Rong said, remembering the past, "He actually wouldn't have had the chance to grow up to what he is today. Even when my mother was with him, and finally achieved enlightenment, it was all because of your father. He is a good man with great wisdom and foolishness, not just a warrior."]
The angry Chicken Dabao shattered his beach shirt and took out a small ball: "Variety Gaiba egg!"
Just when he was about to throw it out to teach Wu Liuqi a lesson, Ji Dabao's phone rang.
Picking up a special phone, Ji Dabao asked: "Hello, do you need assassin service? No problem~ We are professional and will refund the full amount if we don't complete the task! And new users will get a 50 yuan discount on their first order. Oh~"
After discussing with the client on a confidential phone, Ji Dabao looked at Wu Liuqi, who was smiling obscenely at the side: "Hey! We have a mission, Liuqi, hurry up and leave!"
"Wait until I finish applying sunscreen~" Wu Liuqi was already about to take action.
But the speedy little flying chicken had already arrived behind him, accurately grabbed his handle, and dragged him towards the mission location.
After watching Wu Liuqi leave, Ji Dabao showed the same smile as Wu Liuqi: "Beauty, you've finished painting the back, do you want to paint the other side~"
["Bah! Pervert!" Plum Blossom Thirteen said with a red face: "Both of them are not good things!"
Ji Dabao defended: "As men, how can we say that we are not good guys? Can you women not be moved when you see a super handsome guy? It's just that Liuqi and I are more outgoing!"
"You call this extrovert?!" Coke said with a face that he had never seen such a shameless face before: "I don't even know why that beauty didn't kick you!"
Wu Liuqi's expression became funny: "Wouldn't that be better?"
"It's hopeless..." Coke covered his face.
Ji Dabao cleared his throat: "Well, Liuqi, you are still young and can't handle the matter of being kicked by a beautiful woman. Let me do it!"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Wu Liuqi said disdainfully: "You are obviously a pervert too!"
Looking at the two people bickering, the Prince of Sturt adjusted his glasses: "Our biological laboratories in Sturt often need many biological samples, but Sturt is not a country that ranks among the top in terms of area and population. It is not so There are many biological samples. So some criminals saw business opportunities from this..."
"It's almost an unspoken rule on the surface," Prince Stego said, looking at Ji Dabao and Wu Liuqi: "Those are biological specimens in some underground scientific research sites. Don't ask where the specimens came from... Because after you leave the country of St, you will probably become part of these specimens."
Wu Liuqi swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "So..."
Prince Sturt gave a rare smile: "So, Chicken Dabao may really be doing it for your own good. After all, as far as I know, the source of biological specimens in underground research institutes is often like this... Even if the team members Beautiful women are used to seduce healthy and lustful men, and after gaining their trust, they are taken to remote places and taken away.”
Realizing something, Chicken Dabao asked tremblingly: "What about... and then..."
Prince Sturt said calmly: "No matter what they do, they don't use anesthetics. After all, anesthetics are not cheap, and if the amount is not controlled well, it will have bad effects... Of course, I don't mean that I am afraid that the person who was cheated will die." , but it means that the biological samples have been destroyed, and they like the original biological samples."]
In a small fortress marked "Coastal Defense Department", Wu Liuqi fell from the sky, smashed through the roof, and stuck his head into the ground.
At the wooden table nearby, the old man operating an old-fashioned big-headed desktop asked: "Before you come in...can you knock on the door first?"
After quietly pressing ALT+Tab, Uncle Chen pointed to a few red light spots on the screen and said: "Look, there are three submarines approaching here. I need you to sneak into the largest one and kill the captain inside."
As he spoke, the old man whose subtitles were labeled Uncle Chen wanted to show more information, but his computer suddenly crashed and got stuck.
While Uncle Chen was studying how to restore the computer to work, Wu Liuqi briefly looked at the furnishings in the fortress: "Isn't the equipment of your Coastal Defense Department a little too backward?" "The Coastal Defense Department has not paid wages for ten years. "It's gone," Uncle Chen said helplessly, "Now I'm the only one left."
Wu Liuqi trembled: "To say it is so miserable...doesn't this old man not want to give money?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Chen brought an iron box.
After looking at the words on the iron box, Wu Liuqi pouted and said, "What are you doing? I don't like eating Wu Ren mooncakes!"
"These are the fees for hiring you as an assassin, a total of 88 yuan." Uncle Chen said.
Wu Liuqi's eyes widened. After taking the iron box and opening it, he looked at the small steel coins and the extremely small banknotes inside with twitching eyes: "Wow, these changes are really small."
["Five-nut mooncake...Wu-ren mooncake..." Han Ziang muttered: "Which little genius is this work? But the five-nut mooncake is really not delicious."
Liu Qi remembered the inventory he took when he wandered around the earth last time, and asked Han Ziang: "Are the five-nut mooncakes stuffed with meat or something?"
Looking at Luo Ji and Zhang Beihai who were standing aside: "Two, do me a favor, isn't the Mid-Autumn Festival coming soon? Could you please help me purchase mooncakes, preferably the very representative ones, especially those from the south. Let this kid see what it means to not taste good every year, to buy it every year, but it still doesn’t taste good every year!”
Luo Ji smiled and nodded: "Okay, it's easy!"
"This world of Wu Liuqi is really interesting. Human life is so worthless." Zhang Beihai also nodded and said: "Although this time we should assassinate the intruder, the situation is different. The one we wanted to assassinate before was also called Wang Feng. It’s a dog, but it’s enough to show that killing one person is not a big deal in this world where there are at least 1 assassins.”
Liu Peiqiang said: "But for the place where Wu Liuqi is, it should be very different, right? This place looks quite harmonious."
"If nothing else, this is a small island isolated overseas." Luo Ji said: "And it is a small island very far away from the mainland. Only in this way can we explain why this place has modern technology and employees who can easily hire people. The assassin’s system, but it looks so peaceful. It’s just because this place is relatively isolated from the world, so not many assassins come here, and there aren’t many people who really need assassins to kill here.”
Dahan Duoduo said in a low voice: "However... after the inventory video appeared, all this may have changed... We don't know what Wu Liuqi has experienced, but since he is the protagonist of this inventory, and even if he can be relied on With superpowers and magical props, he could compete with the 37th-ranked Plum Blossom Thirteen to a score of [-] or even close to [-] or [-], which is also an underestimated state. That shows that... his other side will definitely not be simple! This is a mixture of multiple powers. In this world, it can be expected that Wu Liuqi will become the focus of their world in the next period of time, and the island where this focus is located will be a stage for confrontation among many parties!"
"The originally peaceful days will be broken. I hope these ordinary people can live in peace..." Luo Ji sighed and said, "But they have been peacefully transferred to departments like the Ministry of Coastal Defense, and they have not been paid for ten years. The money used to assassinate the enemy leader was all the hard-earned change of this old man. When the crisis is approaching, can they really respond appropriately?"
Han Zi'ang faintly recited an ancient poem that he had memorized when he was a child: "If you enter, you will be helpless, and if you leave, you will be invincible to foreign patients, the country will perish..."]
After getting the money, Wu Liuqi immediately changed his attitude: "No problem, leave this task to me! Where is the diving equipment? I can set off now!"
"No." Uncle Chen said.
Wu Liuqi's expression remained unchanged: "Where are the diving goggles?"
"No." Uncle Chen replied.
Wu Liuqi couldn't stand it any longer: "You should have a swimsuit, right?"
After thinking about it, Uncle Chen opened his beach shorts and took out a pair of pink briefs: "I have worn these swimming trunks for decades. I will lend them to you once."
"Uh..." Walking to the window and facing the sun, Wu Liuqi said, "Forget it, let you wear it by yourself. I'll leave first."
Uncle Chen was stunned: "Hey, your swimming trunks!"
"No need," Wu Liuqi said, "because I have already thought of a better plan!"
Looking back at Uncle Chen, Wu Liuqi said without surprising: "I will pretend to be a drowning fish and sneak into the enemy!"
Uncle Chen's expression changed drastically: "What a seamless plan!"
"You must succeed!" Uncle Chen shouted loudly: "The fate of this island will be left to you!"
["Do they... have some misunderstanding about fish?" Arthur Curry was stunned: "Is there a possibility that fish... swim in water... in closed pools, It’s possible that the fish in the pond suffocated to death due to lack of oxygen before the rainstorm, but this is the ocean!”
Victor Stone was also speechless and said: "This Uncle Chen... thinks this idea is very good... Is he really from the Ministry of Coastal Defense? Isn't he just on the beach? Why do you think this is a good idea... "
"I'm more concerned. Since this island has been peaceful for a long time, why was there a sudden invasion?" Bruce Wayne said: "And there are three submarines... This is definitely not an ordinary invader."
Clark Kent frowned: "Pirates who just grab a fortune and run away? This island does meet the standards of these pirates. The awareness of crisis is almost non-existent. Peace and harmony also represent wealth. Being alone overseas also means there will be no one." What powerful force will hunt them down?"
"If there were no Wu Liuqi, this would certainly make sense." Diana Prince said: "But he is a protagonist like Saitama, with unknown powerful strength. He is the protagonist and the center of the world... Then this island will not be so simple, especially the current plot development, which is very much like starting to expand the world view after briefly introducing the regional background."
Arthur Curry is still obsessed with drowning fish: "Whales can drown, but whales are not fish. The name 'fish' is basically in East Asia. If it weren't for the fact that there are many Eastern worlds in the inventory, , I don’t have any knowledge in this area, is this just a joke? But the size of the whale is too big, right?”]
(End of this chapter)
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