Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 662: Six or seven pretending to be fish - one dares to act, the other dares to believe it

Regarding Uncle Chen's expectations, Wu Liuqi confidently boasted: "Don't worry, the one you hired today is the most powerful assassin in the universe!"

After saying that, Wu Liuqi threw a transformation egg and turned himself into an ordinary carp.

"That's awesome!" Uncle Chen shouted excitedly.

But after the shouting, both parties realized something was wrong.

After an awkward silence, Wu Liuqi said softly: "Can you... help throw me into the sea?"

Uncle Chen stepped forward and picked up the carp Wu Liuqi: "Oh, why don't you jump into the sea and transform."

After saying that, the carp Wu Liuqi was thrown into the sea.

Not long after, Wu Liuqi encountered three strangely painted submarines in the sea.

Swimming to the side of the largest target submarine, Wu Liuqi found that a bald man dressed as a pirate was looking at him through the porthole.

Wu Liuqi realized that the opportunity had come, and immediately began to struggle, pretending to be drowning.

"Wow! A fish is drowning!" The pirate who was observing the outside world through the porthole immediately became anxious, ran to the operating console on the side, and captured Wu Liuqi into the submarine.

["Congratulations, a new catchphrase is born!" Woz held up the record of "The Devil's Coming" and shouted to an unknown person: "'Six or seven pretend to be fish - one dares to act, the other dares to believe'!"

Tokiwa Shougo scratched his head: "Um...Woz...such embarrassing words...there is no need to say it so loudly in public!"

Even Tokiwa Shogo, who dreams of becoming a king, feels very uncomfortable with the strange looks from passers-by.

Mingguangyuan Gates on the side snorted coldly and walked to the side. As he walked, he said to Tsukuyomi: "I really don't know what kind of ecstasy soup the King of Demon Time gave Woz. What a good leader he was originally, and now he has become Such a ghostly look."

Tsukuyomi smiled and said: "Perhaps it was originally because of the responsibilities on my body that I had to be so serious, but then because I came to the camp of Enma Tokio, I no longer had to carry so many things, so I released my nature?"

"Then I'm really lucky that I don't continue to serve under him!" Gates said angrily. 】

"Boss, I caught a drowned fish, why don't we eat steamed fish tonight!" The pirate boy, labeled A Jun in the subtitles, held the frightened Wu Liuqi in front of a man with two swords on his back, labeled A Jun in the subtitles. Jay's pirate boy said.

Ajie turned around, opened and closed his mouth with only two teeth left in the upper part and said, "No! No! Yes!"

"Because grilled fish is the most delicious!" Ajie pointed at Wu Liuqi and said.

Arjun did not give in: "Such a raw fish, of course it needs to be steamed to fully display the freshness of the fish!"

Ajie snatched Wu Liuqi from Ajun's hand and threw it to the ground: "Then it is no longer a fierce fish now! Hahaha!"

Once again, Wu Liuqi was tortured because he had to transform into a disguise and could not reveal his identity easily. After spitting out a mouthful of sea water, Wu Liuqi decided to pretend to be dead.

But he never expected that although Ajun respectfully called Ajie the boss, he would not give him any face: "You are too despicable, then no one will want to eat you!"

After saying that, he stepped on Wu Liuqi's body hard, making Wu Liuqi jump in pain.

"Eh? This fish is still alive!" Ajun picked up Wu Liuqi who had just stepped on it: "Let's steam it!"

Ajie took Wu Liuqi away again: "Go to hell, braised fish!"

Seeing Ajie repeating his old trick, Ajun also raised his foot and stepped towards Wu Liuqi: "Then no one wants to eat it!"

After repeating the same plot more than a dozen times, Wu Liuqi was already dying.

Not canceling the transformation is his greatest respect for the assassin profession!

"It's so noisy!" Just when Ajun and Ajie were about to start another round of throwing fish, a lazy voice came.

A man who wore his coat as a cloak and whose red hair stood up like a drill, labeled "Captain Jack" came over and said, "You guys don't have to fight anymore."

["It's too tragic..." Naruto Namikaze's mouth became a wavy line: "Sure enough, a ninja who is similar to an assassin has to endure what ordinary people can't bear... I'd better not be a traditional ninja, I'd better try to become one You must be a ninja who is as open-minded as the First Generation-sama..."

Uchiha Sasuke also twitched at the corner of his mouth: "I used to think that what a traditional ninja had to endure was the suffocation, heat, and cold that he might encounter when lurking, and he had to endure the enemy in front of him, humiliating what he believed in... But I never expected...if I encountered some strange enemies..."

"You have to endure such humiliation!" Naruko Namikaze also covered her head: "If I really have to endure it like this... I will still fail the mission and kill all these people..."

Sighing, Uchiha Sasuke said: "In any case... Wu Liuqi is indeed a very qualified assassin in terms of endurance and lurking... At least, we who think we are powerful ninjas cannot use the transformation technique at all. From now on, those who endure such torture dutifully... Anyway, the main purpose of the assassination is to eliminate the mission target while not letting others discover it and not making too much noise..."

"It just so happens that Wu Liuqi's mission target is in the sea, and it's also in a submarine..." Naruto Namikaze said resentfully: "It's better to use a powerful method to blow up the submarine together, so as to successfully kill After achieving the mission goal, and then letting the surrounding onlookers die together, if they all die, no one will know about it, so does it count as not making a big fuss?"

Shaking his head, Uchiha Sasuke said: "What a pity, Wu Liuqi's current strength, knowing his intelligence, was enough to deal with him when I just graduated from the ninja school, without showing that he was On the underestimated side, it is probably difficult to achieve what we say.”

"Actually, we ninjas are more adaptable to various situations than the assassins in this world!" Namikaze Naruko said: "After all, even genin can try to learn ninjutsu like the Fire Ball. Such ninjutsu In a confined space, it is much easier to use than rapidly rotating scissors!" Uchiha Sasuke analyzed: "In a submarine...if the Oni Lan clan can use the method of turning water to avoid water damage, water escape should be cost-effective. The highest, after all, the surrounding area is full of water... The extended ice escape is also very practical. All in all, the practicality of the Five Elements Escape Technique is really too strong!"]

["Captain Jack?" Will Turner looked at Jack Sparrow beside him and said: "Although there are many people named Jack and there are many captains, not to mention that the universe is so vast... but I always feel that this is It has something to do with you!"

Jack Sparrow's eyes widened: "What does it have to do with me!? It's just the same name!"

"I don't think so!" Elizabeth Swann said with a smile: "After all, the Captain Jack in the video has an oriental face. Isn't it too weird to call him Jack? It's hard not to think of you!"

Jack Sparrow refused to admit it: "That has nothing to do with me! Besides, except for our names, do we have anything in common?!"

"Of course!" Will Turner said seriously: "You all have a coquettish character that can be seen at a glance from your coquettish appearance! That's enough! Your Jack Sparrow's coquettishness, But it is the best in the sea!"

Jack Sparrow shouted: "I'm not! I'm not! I'm just a pirate who yearns for the sea, not a coquettish captain!"]

Looking at Wu Liuqi struggling to hold the fish, Captain Jack pulled out the thin knife from his waist: "Let's use it for sashimi!"

After saying that, Captain Jack slashed at Wu Liuqi with his long knife, hoping to chop Wu Liuqi into sashimi on the spot with his superb knife skills.

But after Wu Liuqi jumped nimbly, he perfectly avoided every one of Captain Jack's swords.

In this silence, Ajie said inappropriately: "Captain, do you want me to hold you down?"

"Shut up!" Captain Jack didn't believe it. Although he was not a rubber fruit capable person who roamed the sea, let alone a handsome boy who carried three knives on his back every day and got lost, he still couldn't help a carp!

He swung his sword a few more times, but all the carp in front of him still dodged unreasonably.

["Captain, don't be sad," Ajie patted Captain Jack's shoulder and said, "That's an assassin pretending to be an assassin. It's normal that you can't kill him."

Just like himself in the inventory video, Captain Jack yelled: "Shut up!"

Ajun on the side said cautiously: "Um...although I have no education...but when making sashimi, don't you really have to remove the fish scales first? If you chop it directly into sashimi, won't it be inconvenient to eat? ?”

"What do you know!" Ajie, who was told to shut up, did not shut up: "The captain obviously wanted to use superb knife skills to remove the scales when chopping the fish fillets!"

At the end, Ajie added: "It's just that I haven't cut it yet."

On the other side, Coke said with a weird look: "By the way...don't they realize...that carp is a freshwater fish? Not to mention that freshwater fish rarely make sashimi. After all, there may be parasites in their bodies..." It’s enough to question how freshwater fish go to the sea..."

"This is enough to show that there are many fish that slip through the net in compulsory education~" Ji Dabao said nonchalantly: "Actually, this is good. In this case, the chance of failed assassination will be reduced!"

Wu Liuqi scratched his head: "The fish that slipped through the compulsory education that you mentioned...did you include me in it?"

Ji Dabao looked at Wu Liuqi in surprise: "Okay, I actually heard it!"]

General Wu Liuqi was taken out from the ground, and Captain Jack said with a look of hatred on his face: "You ruined my appearance so handsomely, you little fat fish!"

Looking at Captain Jack's face, which was more than 20 centimeters away, Wu Liuqi, who was not a bad assassin, although the mission had not been successful, would certainly not let go of such an opportunity.

As soon as the fish's mouth pouted, Wu Liuqi spurted a needle out of his mouth and stabbed Captain Jack at an extremely fast speed.

Looking at Captain Jack's head that seemed to be pierced by the power of his own needle, Wu Liuqi happily said to himself: "Hmph! The mission was successfully completed!"

But in the shocked eyes of Wu Liuqi and Ajie and Jun, Captain Jack laughed more arrogantly than Wu Liuqi's heart. He turned his head and let Wu Liuqi see the needle in his mouth. .

"The more I look at you, the more delicious you become~" Staring at the carp that would even attack him with a hidden weapon in his hand, Captain Jack said: "Little fat fish~"

After saying that, he threw Wu Liuqi into the air, and while Wu Liuqi was unable to avoid his own blade in the air, the thin knife turned into a cold light and slashed across it.

Of course, Wu Liuqi would not be eliminated so easily. He immediately released his transformation and squatted on Captain Jack's thin knife.

Captain Jack understood immediately and said disdainfully: "It turned out to be a little assassin who wanted to die."

Wu Liuqi sneered and said: "I am a professional assassin. If you see me, you will not be able to see the sun tomorrow!"

"I've heard this sentence countless times." Captain Jack said calmly.

Wu Liuqi continued to sneer: "This is your last time!"

Captain Jack wanted to continue to say harsh words in reply to Wu Liuqi, but while holding up the thin knife, he also had to bear the weight of Wu Liuqi squatting on the knife, weighing more than 100 kilograms. Captain Jack couldn't hold it any longer, and blood oozed from his head. A lot of sweat: "Can't you come down and talk?! My arms are very tired!"

Wu Liuqi scratched his head: "Oh, I'm sorry!"

Jumping to the pillar next to him, Wu Liuqi slipped down, and Captain Jack did not attack without moral integrity.

(End of this chapter)